*kills all interest in your promotion before it's even gotten to TV in your path*

Should have been Shhhnary

Reminder Jim Cornette BURIED this shitter.

I hope they have a warning message at the start of the show telling people that wrestling is fake and not to worry about the safety of the performers and also the heels don't really intend to be mean

>tfw unironically thought that there will be no gimmicks in AEW
am i an idiot bros?

>Ya seething
mmm 10/10 response would interact again

When was the last time Cornette booked a successful promotion? He's an out of touch boomer.

You mean like WWE's Don't Try This At Home commercials before every DVD?

Never forget that we could have gotten this instead.
youtu.be/f_OkvgNUZKA

When was the last time you booked a successful promotion?

My EWR save is doing pretty well

>EWR

Babby simulator. Come back when you've booked a fed from small to national in TEW.

Yes, but less edgy

>we will never get to see Corny play either of these games and shoot on the virtual marks when his shitty angles don't go over

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Haitch knew exactly how to book her
>sub for Lexi's feet

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Damn, she was so hot back then

>lying on the internet
a new low.

I think what's hilarious about Fyter Fest is how universal the comedy is kinda hated. Like I didn't mind it, but people have been VERY vocal about not liking it, which I don't blame them. The Librarian gimmick is cringe.

Why is she wearing a vault suit?

It's fucking horrible, and I guess even AEW fans realise that if they pretend it's good the Bucks will keep shoving it in and the company will die within two years.

I don't understand why people hate Leva. It's a cute little gimmick. It's not supposed to be taken seriously.

Like I don't mind comedy in wrestling. It has its place like all things, but yeah, how many comedy matches and jokes were on that show? I'm not putting too much stock in it cause it's a glorified house show, but considering the high of Double of Nothing.. that's.. not the show I would've done. Just keep the jokes to the Jebaited match and maybe Kenny cosplaying.

It doesn't work in an arena setting. In a bingo hall with a crowd of maybe a 100 it might draw a few laughs, but in front of a large crowd it draws crickets and feels out of place.

The worst possible thing that could've happened to AEW was filling it with more shitty BTE humor. The Bucks think they're untouchable comedy geniuses because their shitty youtube series gets upvoted on reddit and now they're trying to apply it to a major promotion and it's rightfully blowing up in their faces

She cosplays a lot in the outlaw feds.

>forces you to perfom anilingus on her because you returned the books late
why is she so evil, lads?

I hate the gimmick so much that I would refuse, and femdom is literally all that I crave.

was meant to

SHHHHHHH

>botches worse than horsa

>a couple of people complain about a chair shot
>Tony makes an apology and one of the Bucks literally breaks character to explain it
>Librarian is universally hated and was the worst part of both of the shows AEW have run
>continue to book her

What a disgusting jap

Someone post her dumpy ass from the show. I need to fap.

Comedy should be kept to one segment or match. Any more is overkill.

Theres only so much comedy you can work into a match anyway.

This is where you need a McMahon figure to say "no we arent doing that anymore" but with the Bucks and Cody running the show I guess we are going to have to wait and see how much they listen to outside criticism or have so much self belief that they are just going to straight up do what ever they want because they feel they are untouchable right now.
Hopefully Kahn is involved a little bit in the decision making and has the ability to change things if he wants.

Why is she crying?

Technically they booked her for two pre-shows, I doubt they had massive confidence going in but wanted to commit to trying it. They should just drop it right now though, no argument there.

Outiside of preshow shit, what comedy has been on either of the two main shows?

preshow is part of the show, mark. People who use that to try to cope work me into a shoot. If it's being promoted by someone, it's pat if the show. There's no excuse for that shit.

How about the part where they dressed up as cartoon characters and threw invisible fireballs at each other?

>so stupid and mad he can’t type straight
You said in a previous post that comedy stuff should be kept to a minimum and they literally had comedy stuff on the fucking preshow which is not part of the main show. Not even WWE acknowledges shit that happens on the preshow

Yuka is a literal who outside this board

so hadoukens are what? a serious spot?
you fucking aew retards should kill yourselves

So much filters and make up yikes

That was my first reply in this thread, so fuck your ass.
>Not WWE acknowledges
Yeah pinhead, cause WWmeme is the torchbearer for good wrestling, amirite?

Yea they dressed up as video game characters and one video game spot during a video game tournament weekend. Reminder seth dressed as thanons, the new day dressed as dbz characters during wrestlemania, rey mysterio dressed as spiderman.
Please stop making yourselves look more retared

SHHHHHHHHHHHH

There’s comedy spots in NJPW all the time faggot. Taguchi and Yano are kings of comedy spots

>b-b-but WWmeme does it
And they're shit too

Yeah those were all gay as shit too.

Yea ya mad. Nice argument

I don't watch New Japan, so I don't care. Regardless of the promotion, the wrestler, etc. Any comedy that hurts the business by actively exposing it as a work is cringe and should be sent to the shadow realm.

And?

Crinfe

I use to see Leva Bates in the indies all the time. She always wrestled lazy like she wasn't even trying and was just coasting. I don't know what they were thinking hiring her, or trying this librarian gimmick.

Should've hired Tenille Dashwood when her contract with ROH is up.

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based and shadowpilled

Wrestling is fake. Everybody knows it’s fake. This isn’t the early 80s where everyone thought it was real and it’ll never be seen that way again. If you can’t handle that then it’s time to move on

>a Final Fantasy NPC will save our company!
No one cares about this anorexic mong. Not even you.

Movies are fake too. everyone knows this. Doesnt mean you need an actor breaking character in the show youre watching to remind you of that right?

BOOLIS

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Fuck you, if you can't suspend my disbelief and make me not embarrassed to admit that I like wrestling, then you don't deserve my money.

RAGING
Move on user. Wrestling isn’t for you

yea that stuff is gay as fuck too but at least rey mysterio doesn't pretend to tie people up with invisible web, it's literally just the outfit

you're so retarded you can't tell the difference, and wwe is dogshit too, wrestling in general is for fucking faggots like you

Not an argument.

What a shitty gimmick. Does AEW have any good gimmicks? No? Okay, bye.

>goalpost
>rage
If wrestling makes you this upset, maybe you should stop watching.

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WWE is shit too. You faggots love whataboutism.

Is he regretting making the jump?

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Yea, they should have their champion twerk and throw pancakes

He did a post show podcast and said he made the right choice. Keep coping

You're insane if you dont think there were cheesy comedy bits throughout both shows. Or more likely you just didnt find them funny. Because that's the thing, these comedy bots are cringe as fuck. WWE does cringy shit too so it isnt regulated to one company. But for a company to claim theyre going to do less comedy shit and do more wrestling it especially stands out. But Im not surprised because it's the Young Cucks backstage so youre going to get their bullshit throughout. The whole show feels like 5-7 people are booking. Cody's matches are great old school wrestling with stories. Then he is breaking kayfabe throughout afterward. Then you have Librarians shushing people, oiled asians, and invisible fireballs. It's carny bullshit. I dont mind a bit of comedy but thats hard to come by. Occassionally you have a great moment like Titus slipping under the mat or some shit. But both of the AEW shows have been filled with cringy shit that if they were on RAW or Smackdown people would be flaming to ash

>typing paragraphs no one is going to read
Chill out bruh. Wrestling isn’t that serious

Well they gave the chance of a legless torso, a fag tranny, an oiled asian fag, and a skateboarder emo who paints his half his face because "50% of me is dead inside", so the bar is significantly lower there no?

>i dont like to read on a message board unless it agrees with me
What grade school did you drop of that a paragraph of wri

None of them are the world champion

What else is he going to say? "Holy shit this carny show was a bad move!"

But they had the chance right?

I don’t like to read autistic paragraphs from someone who takes wrestling seriously

Fag.

No you idiot. Stop moving goalpost

Um, you got me?

What a waste of quints no one in this thread has replied you. KWAB

You replied.
Now Please leave your computer chair and go for jog.

Right right. So you take it seriously not to take something seriously?

How is it moving goalposts? Did not all those guys have a shot at becoming champ? Were they all not in the same match for that purpose you absolute faggot?

If she got to wear Lexi's bootyshorts, she'd have stuck

literally getting worked if you don't understand the librarians were booked to bomb

Yea, and I hope it makes you upset.
You’re going on what ifs not facing reality you absolute brainlet. The fact is the world champion is a twerking, pancake throwing, rainbow wearing dweeb and none of the the other guys are not. The match was literally no different than the royal rumble

I don't watch wrestling you dumb faggot

What is this? I just got back into wrestling because a channel had a NJPW marathon leading up to a live show and I think I might start watching it. Will this be good? I used to love wrestling as a kid and I’ve gotten really into fitness so I have a new level of appreciation for wrestling.

>doesn't want to discuss on a discussion board
KWAB even with quints

So you talk about a fake sport on a message board and you dont even watch the fake sport? Literally nothing more cringe
Keep seething and i’ll keep not reading that shit

Not even that user, just saw the post while scrolling and had to call out your faggotry

nah I'm talking about faggots thinking throwing imaginary fireballs is going to enamor a television audience

besides if you watch this legit you're literally retarded, you can get all the highlights off you retards reposting gifs on twitter

stop crying

Stay mad

>Yea, and I hope it makes you upset.
I work with special needs kids so Im qualified to handle you

>You’re going on what ifs not facing reality
I'm asking is the reality that the battle royale had those guys in it and all of them had a chance to go for the championship? Can you follow that you fucking mouth breather?

Has their ever been a bigger example of 'that chick who is there because she sucked off the boss' both in NXT and now AEW her whole thing is being completely irrelevant and having no reason to be there. When she is actually wrestling it's usually some joke shit that shouldn't be happening. I don't even blame HHH and Cody, I would skullfuck the shit out of her.

Librarian gimmick is not bad, Leva is just a shit performer. Marks got worked into a sympathy angle after she pissed away a spot in NXT. There’s a librarian on the indies who gives people papercuts and swings thesauruses like chair shots. Not this cringe shit. Also her promo was fucking atrocious, her voice is like nails on a chalk board

This a million fucking times. Indy marks always push for people who I guarantee they’ve never actually seen wrestle, because so many people pushed are atrocious. It’s even more political and full of nepotism than WWE,

You mean you’re one of the special ed kids
By the retarded logic you’re trying to convince me with, any side show geek that has been in any royal rumble or any battle royal “had a chance” to win the championship. Please delete yourself from the gene pool

>besides if you watch this legit you're literally retarded
What's it mean if you dont watch it but go to a message board and bitch about other people liking it? That nigga must be a super duper retard right?

>You mean you’re one of the special ed kids
No I mean I deal with autistic kids and ones with apparent dyslexia like you

>By the retarded logic
>wont admit to gimmick homos in battle royale for belt
>wont admit they all had a legit shot at belt
Bring that seethe to a simmer little guy. it's about to boil over

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This guy right here is a Darby Anus senpai. Dont be made at him. He like's the manlet body and colored hair. It's ok user. Lots of faggots are coming out of the closet. Hashtag your movement man

Damn, she looks like a 5 year old.

In WWE the attires are homage not cosplay

>loses argument
>c-c-cope picture
>seething
You literally have no argument for the absolute retared statements you made
Caught me red handed

Please explain to me how that’s in anyway different

>You literally have no argument

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Case and point

Hey man if you carny shit with legless fucks wrestling oiled asians and fags all in the same ring do you. But it seems pretty silly to complain about fucking pancakes then. Don't boil famalama.