Burgers BTFO

Capitalism doesn't work.
People are starving
People are suffering
Billionaires should be rounded up

Eat the rich.

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Based
Cringe

>literally the exact same thread again
gas all /int/ posters

>doesn't know Shakespeare
American education

He’s not missing out

FUCK YOU! STOP POSTING THIS GAY SHIT! NOBODY IN THE WORLD CARES ABOUT THAT WRESTLER.

Third worlders BOILING

Based Zack Sabre "Matthew 7:6" Jr

Our wrestlers are classically trained and technically excellent compared to your Yankees who wrestle like inebriated monkeys jumping off turnbuckles. One stiff shot from William Regal would turn your lights off until teatime next Tuesday.

>mfw England has 0 WWE Champions in history

Based Drew is going to cuck you even harder and win one for the Scots.

who's this noddle?

>the WWE title matters
wew lad what a belt mark

He's mad because sanada was more over and texas is red

>texas is red
mmmmmmmm

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>British: Can u Swim?
>Indian: No
>British: Then a Dog is Better thaan u because It Swims.
>Indian: Can u Swim?
>British: Yes!
>Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
>British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

>clasically trained

you mean a bunch of bland generic non-draws that do elaborate wristholds for 15 minutes then spam finishers?

People only go to british shows to chant.

Well, it's true, all american's care about is flash and memes.
Bringing the G1 to America was a mistake. Even the press conference was ruined. People heckling and women shrieking, and that one guy trying to get himself over.

>Another no charisma having shitter mad that the fans want more than wrestling out of a sports entertainer
SO SHOCKING

Who?

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>sports entertainer

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They loved the match you mark
He's just playing a heel and being mad since he lost,who the fuck would go to a njpw for sports entertainer you retard

Stealing lines from Stewart Lee again, I see.

>please notice me Vince!
Imagine playing the "I hate America" heel card.

Everything he says is either stolen from Stewart Lee or The Thick of It

>Billionaires should be rounded up

Oy Vey, that's very antisemitic

How did you get
>please notice me Vince!
from anything he said/did here?
Explain.
And before you do you should know he turned down multiple offers from WWE after the Cruiserweight Classic and instead opted to sign full with NJPW.

I saw people actually mad in twitter.
How come people are so easily worked.

Because Americans are legitimately fucking stupid;
brainstats.com/average-iq-by-country.html

>the average MONGOLIAN has a higher IQ than the average burger
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!

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ZSJ and Jay Whiteo confirmed /ourguys/ and chadpilled

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>a sports entertainer
kys

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If "technical" means boring, then ZSJ is the most technical wrestler in the world

Nothing wrong with stealing from the best, t. Morrissey.

>being an elitist over wrestling
The is the single most "obese virgin" thing a person can do.

>we want the European market
Later...
>we want food please...

triggered muricans that said it's zsj that is boring are outright lying. the farthest appreciation that burgers have for technical wrestling is spouting Dean Malenko and Kurt Angle's name

Zack is a certified hunk drowning in pussy

worked

usually country bashing is the cheapest heat to produce but given how fucking sensitive everyone is now this is some good stuff, along with what chadblade is doing

fuck honkeys

Whooo?

Based.

BASED.
AS.
FUCK.

Underrated

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who's Zack Sabre Jr?
what's a shake spear?

workrate jabronies worked

I Hate ZSJ & I hate that ZOG attack dog, muttmerica.
What now?

hes not wrong

ZSJ is a cuck and looks like he replaced tom hanks in "big" but he is 100% correct.

>Im A TeChNiCaL WrEsTLeR

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He’s not wrong.

Is he mad that Americans have no interest in seeing an actual skeleton tap out a 300 pound guy with some bullshit spider hold?

Wasn't Shakespeare writing plays for the common man though?

Exactly. Shakespeare wrote plays that even peasants could understand, and Zack is saying that Americans are even dumber than that.

I wish he wasn't a twig because sometimes he's pretty based but I can't cheer for a guy who weighs 60 pounds.

>implying shakespeare isn't trash
bong education

I want him to read me Shakespeare in doggy style

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I kek'd when he receded that line.
>He is so dense light bends around him
I miss characters like malcom tucker

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THANKS BASED GOD ZSJ

His country is as awful as America. Imagine having pakis rape your wife and daughter and then blame your shitty life on the Poles.