What was the Hitman thinking at this exact moment?
What was the Hitman thinking at this exact moment?
>yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this position.
I feel like hitman says this about a multitude of scenarios he's been in...
>OOMPH!
I unironically feel really bad for the dude. He’s a nice guy that just has horrible luck.
>It all started when I didn't drop a fake title to an gay asshole
>It all started when this gay asshole refused to respect me. I said I would be willing to lay down and take it in the ass for him, but he said he wouldn't take it in the ass for me.
>fuck kikes
"I'm going to fuck Lloyds of London for so much money"
And shitty attitude but I can understand why.
Shitty attitude are completely and brutally honest? So many people are afraid to say anything about Vince or WWE and Bret just calls it like he sees it. Pretty based imo.
Simply "YOUCH!"
>ouch y'know?
He was thinking about the shits.
>Ow, my head and face.
HOMO
>At least it’s not a white guy in a Rasta hat, now that would be embarrassing.
>I wonder if this will impede me from cheating on my wife again
Probably nothing considering he was not conscious
>it all started when I told my boss to fuck off when I was about to leave anyway, making him pissed off and having to work around my failure to do my job like a professional.
>spending all time taking pride in never injuring anyone and now here i am with this big former footballer fool who dont know how to work and is somehow their biggest guy. Well atleast i got a fuck huge contract i can enjoy
Bret? Dunno.
Goldberg though: “Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.”
>I hope Vince isn't watching this
>Ok I just have to run back towards Goldberg and it duc bups his bonce ronce the cornew and des gona sasd ewrg
"I called the chest William, guess I have some extra PTO now"
This. If the dude wasnt a huge self mark he could had stayed in the E and extended his legacy.
Vince backed out on a contract Bret had already signed and said he couldn't afford to pay him. He actively encouraged him to WCW and basically just tried to get rid of him
>Did this green fuck just destroy my brain
>im fooked
>fuck that hurt
jokes on you bret worked months concussed after this