G1 Climax 29 - Night 1 (Gamethread #2)
Based Archer with the stripper tattoos
Had no idea that Archer was this based. I'm assuming DBS Jr. is to blame.
He's got a tramp stamp and goth girl hair, I can't with this guy
Archer is fucking dimes tonight, lads
What did i miss?
Kinda want to be fucked by Archer
This is incredible what even is the point of other promotions right now?
>the crowd cheers the face
>this is a bad thing
Archer is looking fucking legit. Even if he loses against Ospreay (who is gonna be protected) this guy has made more fans tonight than he has the last 10 years he's wrestled. He is a fucking beast dude.
both Archer and Ospreay matches have been sick
Great chemistry
I usually find him a complete boring shitter but he's doing really well tonight. Maybe because he's beating the piss out of Ospreay who I cant stand.
Yeah
Archer is like the Undertaker, but good.
This fucking match I didn't expect all this
This match, jesus.
Damn they had me going with that count out
that was retarded
Early, but
>MOTN
Archer looks like a Mad Max villain. Pure dimes.
Unexpected 5 star match. Outta the Flying Cat and Tramp Stamp.
This match fucks
Seth would have had a better match with Lance because his bank account is bigger m8
Drew should watch more Archer matches but it wouldn't do him any good cos Shane and fucking WWF style.
nice herpes, Ospreay
Lance is hoss done right
First time watching njpw, this is great
Didn't the Von Erichs do the claw on the stomach?
This match is making Archer look like a fucking million yen
does Will have to do an anime face after every single move
Crowd is eating this all up.
Too many false finishes
"I WILL FUCK YOU UP"
kek
>doing the claw with osperay's blood on your hand
K I N O
I think Osprey May legit be the best in the world
Yes, he's actually stopped doing it as much as he used to as well so just imagine how bad it was
>It's only been 15 minutes
Fucking hell it feels like 30 minutes in the best way
I want him to claw me too :(
same brother
Hahahahaha
Never watched the G1 before. Are all the matches always this good?
this match is shit
How many stars
Most matches except the multi man tags have at least 2 or 3 entertaining spots
There are lulls here and there because some guys aren't as compatible but this is pretty representative.
Seth's matches are like 7 minutes and feel like 45. That's how you tell a story.
He's being humble, but the dude is at his peak now with mixture of moves and selling. I think Ospreay is the best he will ever be right now.
Have they announced attendance yet?
From the looks of it the arena is 2/3rd empty.
5
I hate how choreographed Osprey is
It's the best time of the year match wise usually. This prob won't even be the best match tonight m8.
>winning with the Iron Claw in Dallas
Fucking B A S E D
Anyone got a stream since Taima is dead and NJPW World is BLACKEDing out USA
no. that's how you kill ratings. Seth's matches feel long because they're boring as fuck
at least he doesn't shriek like he used to, that shit was cringe as fuck
Why did Ospreay do a flip and a back bump after he hit the Spanish fly?
Archer going Bob Backlund.
Based as fuck
holy heckin based
YOU GOT WIPED OUT BOYS PICKING OSPREAY LOLLLLLL
Lance Archer looking absolutely based out of nowhere
And there goes the predictions, but I'm fine with getting knocked out after the tags.
Based match tbqhwy
Oz loses and so does Yea Forums because everyone picked him
Yes.
>Lancer Archer pinned Will Ospreay
>The state of manlets
You just got hossed
HE DID IT
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
HOLY SHIT. WITH THE CLAW
BASED FUCKING ARCHER
PUSH HIM TO THE MOON
aRCHER had to embarrassed Ospreay like how Opsreay did to him in their last match
great storytelling
This was pretty great for a big vs small match
Because he is trying to kill himself.
BASED
VANILLA MIDGET ON SUICIDE WATCH
>covered him while applying a submission
based and kino
Lance Archer was also excellent the other time I saw him at the G1 (not sure if he had any more than that). He's a big match performer.
Great match and a logical finish.
that finish was botched? It was obvious Ospreay tried to cut him mid air but couldn't.
God bless Lance, taking points from that shitter
Taima is fine. You just need to wait a while to get in. Currently at double what the typical RAW gets.
APOLOGIZE TO ARCHER
Assplay is shoot around 6' tho
try Taima in jap or watch wrestling
Yo, is the BIG BOI gonna go over everyone?
watchwrestling.in
So how much of that was thanks to Ospreay? I don't really know much about either of these guys other than lots of people say Ospreay is great, and apparently Archer isn't usually close to this level.
Nobody gave 2 fucks about Archer, and just like that. NJPW makes everyone look at him with atention. Love this promotion
Here comes the true piss break
I feel like they had to put that claw over in Dallas, not sure how that finish does in Japan or if they use it much.
>Fale vs EVIL
Piss break and beer refill time!
I am sorry Pure Strikes Archer
VINCE FEARS GEDO
NJPW FOR LIFE!
>All these E kids cumming over a 3* match
You guys are really starved for even like mediocre shit huh?
How did WWE miss on Lance?
use a vpn retard
Five shining and beautiful stars with Ospreay's blood to top it all.
Genuinely don't think very much of it was, although Ospreay did some good selling. Archer just became interesting after ages being boring as fuck for some reason.
what are you guys eating?
Match of the night up next boys
That's it, everyone is eliminated. No clean sweepers this time, we've still yet to get a New Japan clean sweeper.
They were both great there. It'll be interesting to see how the rest of the tournament goes for both.
>Bad Luck Fale
pls be under 7 minutes pls be under 7 minutes
I'm sorry based Mad Max Man
Ospreay is not a manlet at all,its just that Archer is very tall.
They both did great,Ospreay showed that he can work very well with big wrestlers too.
That's the beauty of this promotion. A single match is all it takes for 1 dude to get over.
This.
True G1 magic.
Archer has been stuck in a tag team for last few year but he's always over in japan.
We did to see how he copes with a few more matches
peanut m&ms
Is that Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter in the front row?
>evil vs fale
Piss break time
Did ibushi vs kenta happen already?
This, I hated Jay White before his Juice match a year or so ago
based new japan going over the ding-dong diddly Yea Forums jabronis
I hope. We seriously need an unexpected winner this year and Lance logically can do it.
No but we can hope
my gfs pusy
Fuck off,it was at least 4 stars,the match had some good psychology,it had plenty of great spots,it didn't drag too long and had a nice finish.
Not even angry.
Is Ishii an undercover midget wrestler?
Rouge General look > Underboss look
no
Based Gedo raping Yea Forums into submission
Tag matches shouldn't count
Ospreay did pretty good, he was way more low key than he has been in the past. I'd give most of the credit to Archer, but it takes two to tango.
You're a literal poser faggot.
>Bart Simpsons LIJ shirt
based
Been following hoyt since TNA, he was over as fuck back then but never got a push... hope it's finally his time
Your mom’s ass
EVIL really can't get the scythe through customs can he?
This disgusting shit
It was dirt cheap, don't judge
Did Harold punish Fale for ruining the G1 last year?
thanks. What did I miss?
EVIL couldn't bring his scythe on a plane.
Huh
>trash brawling outside within a minute
BASED
this is like the 5th time kek
Just booze. No snacks. I can't do both.
hoss formula.
Why does Evil look so small, lol
Pork Chops
Evil looks like RVD
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT ALL THE EMPTY SEATS
NONE OF YOU NJPW GEEKS CAN EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT WWE WHEN YOU HAVE WHOLE SECTIONS EMPTY FOR YOUR EVENTS
Because Fale is pretty big,that's literally the only thing he has going for.
How old are you guys?
Remember when Fale lost weight for like a few months and was pretty good and that fun match with Ospreay
then put back on the weight when he went back to his dojo
Cause Fale is shoot 350 lbs.
I thought it was pronounced bad luck fail lmao
>implying WWE doesn’t
They got a decent sized US arena for free and still filled most of it you dumb fuck
Tickets a 15x (27$ for a wwe ticket) more then stopping grounds and more people showed up
kek
kwab
Commentary and camera work has been poor tonight.
Remember that year when EVIL pinned Okada and it went nowhere?
Me neither
89
Texas is a shit place to draw crowds
See: Corpus Christi
Still more than WWE.
>M-make the witch.
>No decent stream anywhere.
Thats it. Im staying an E-Chad.
Anywhere from 18-180
He got a title match
>Went nowhere
m8 EVIL got to main event Sumo Hall that year.
Not even snap zooms and random cute for you, drone?
based EVIL over as fuck
>Evil does the bronco buster
>remember that X-Pac use to do it
>can't remember what the move is called
Am I losing it?
Get this shit over with
i love Fale but he's gotten so lazy
FALE STINKS
No one wants to watch a match behind the fucking entrance screen, lol
Commentary has been fine, what are you on about?
If G1 were a shoot who do you think would win?
Fale was never good
Also, he was never not lazy
That's every American show, honestly.
Taima
G1 CLIMAX WINNER LEAKED
Unironically Fale
Didn't he rip his sphincter the last time he did that?
If everyones gimmicks also turned shoot then Zack Sabre Jr. would win.
Yano
EVIL really does have the best STO in wrestling
He's not even that big - only 2mm bigger than Okada. He's just fatter than most everyone else on the roster. He'd look average in WWE.
Remember that time they fed EVIL to Jericho just so people would stop claiming he was just an overpayed jobber?
Me neither
Really, 89?
rip ref
Ibushi
Yano would do pretty well.
based Mark Cuban got them the arena completely for free, so it doesn't really matter
>shitting on BASED Kevin Kelly and Rocky
they're one of my favorite commentary duos though. Kevin Kelly's the man
you're a simp.
Kelly has been stuttering all night. Taking 5 seconds to think of the finish for the quip he started.
he's also funny in person
Would Mark the fuck out for that.
I'm 15
What was that chair throw lmao
BASED REFEREE
F
Based Big Bumps Marty
Boo Fale for hitting a low blow, but EVIL using chairs is cool.
shit. poor KK. maybe the jet lag or something got to him? idk, I just tuned in
Why did they make this shitter win
Don’t even joke, you’ll get a month ban
THIS G1 IS STARTING OFF UNEXPECTED WHAT THE FUCK
fale, or maybe archer because he's about the same size but less of a blob
trying to shoot fight somebody 100 pounds heavier than you and a foot taller is a total waste of time, they're gonna absolutely wreck your shit
Well I would've been out here even if I picked Archer in the last match
not today today, they had the same venue last Monday for Raw with more people in it
Based Luck Fale
Nothing plays when i go there.
I hope Zacks ok for the G1
you get banned for joking about being underage
>Reverse WWF booking thus far
2 matches, 2 heel wins. Seff and Kofi happy they're in Hogan/Warrior fairy tale world again.
Who the fuck wouldn't?
2-0 bois
Some people have to lose to make the standings work out in the end
It's called the "don't make your workers brain dead" chairshot.
This
Fale is based
Everyone will lose at least 1 match in the g1
Probably has to do with flash or whatever they use
>he doesnt know about g1 fale
>he doesnt know about the archer push
Im 2/2, zsj goes over
Really? Thats retarded
Did it just start? Who already fought?
wow only another 89 bouts to go
Fale vs Evil. Fale won
Osprey vs Archer. Archer won
Thats all I know
You say that like WWE isn't full of midgets. Who do they have that's big right now other than Drew and Braun?
Don’t worry, just delete the post
Osprey vs Archer Was a banger
go watch it when you get the time
ZED ESS JAY TIME NIGGAS LETS GO
you missed the undercard tag matches from the other block and the first two A block matches
Ospreay vs Archer (GREAT)
EVIL vs Fale (NOT great)
Newfag here how do I do that?
that fatty was mad at ZSJ lol
Le flabby britbong mma wannabe man = changing channel. Bbl
>ZSJ match
I've been saving my piss all night for this moment
Saw these two wrestle in Manchester last Saturday. It was a pretty great match
God that Fale match couldn't have ended quicker
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Pretty sure this post confirmed that he is underage.
>He'd look average in WWE.
No he wouldn't,he would dwarf all your current champions
Lads I think I wanna fuck Sanada
did this mother fucker not bring Taka?
What time does this shit end?
>Sanada match
BASED TEXAN TELLING THAT BONG GEEK TO FUCK OFF
The production value of this show is fantastic. This is a really good look for njpw.
SANADA is pure dimes
TAKA shoot hates the US
NJPW had to basically blackmail him to come to the MSG show
rare pink whale in the front row. american women are disgusting.
Likewise, feels kinda surreal seeing a rematch so soon
I'm heading out to the store to get some stuff
Anybody want anything?
He also got GCW to pay is 5000$ indie fee
Cornetto
Get some of that mango diet coke please man
Where is Tanahashi Jr (Kimihiko Ozaki)? I love his ring announcing over this guy (Makoto Abe).
Damn he looks good
wtf I love TAKA now
>zack gayber jr
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The New Japan production is always great. It was really apparent at the G1 Supercard when ROH ran all that and it looked like an indie show that was lit like an episode of Raw.
lol hello fellow britfags.
Some condoms, I’m running out in here and my wife is in heat since last night.
Who the fuck is this 120 pound teenager in the ring?
What is a bad look is the
too many submissions for ya?
too much logical mat based offense for ya?
>*dad walks in*
As a fellow comrade, I am cheering on ZSJ
ZSJ is truly the Jannetty of the gaijin britbongs
Based
Does this faggot have AIDS?
THE MACHO MAN DESTEOYAH IS READY FOR YOU GODDZILA
His floppy love handles are mesmerizing. Why doesn't he just get leaner?
No he's just a leftist and a vegan
Probably hanging with Miho & Nao again
He's vegan, this is probably him eating non stop all day
He needs to be skinny to rap himself around you
So that's a yes, then
This. I did Keto for a month and I believed in the "4 meals a day" meme because that's how much I needed to eat. Dropped 10 pounds but I was fucking hungry dude.
Tell us your secrets
So is finn balor. He's sculpted. This bong is just an out of shape loser.
This match rocks
How long until the main event?
Why is there a random Jr in this simps name when there is no Zack Sabre before him?
Based
>SANADA
Really want to like him because he looks funny but he's just too boring
>ZSJ
Boring as fuck
What a snooze fest
ok this is epic
Probably like 45mins. I doubt KENTA v Ibushi will go less than 20
Because he's really skinny and looks like a boy
>decide to check this out
>it's a ZSJ match
welp I'm switching back to UFC
lel based ZSJ
>okada chants
It's punk all over again
its an in-joke with his friends and a nod to his dad who tried to be a wrestler
Good question because his real name is Lucas Eatwell
>All this talk about winners getting title shots
Are Rev Pro going to try to book Okada into a title match if he beats ZSJ?
They are chanting Sanada you retard
ZSJ needs to fuck off back to bongland
>Eatwell
>Is a vegan
Holy living the gimmick
This match is bretty gud
Of course
Zack might win. him or ospreay are fighting okada at the UK show
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The empty dead crowd is really noticeable in this match. Why didn't they just give away free tickets and pack the place?
>name is Eatwell
>he chooses not to
fucking mad lad
Why does Sabre have a kick boxing gimmick
We don't want him
Sanada working the same style is making it really good
That were chanting Okada at one point
how much you weigh?
not enough chinlocks, e-drone?
to many flips
What a cringe spot just end this match already
not enough flips for ya, aewtist?
How could they be excited when these matches make WWE look good
holy fucking BASED
ANDDD I JUST WANT TO BE LOOOVED
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES
Paradise Lock is the stupidest fucking move of all time. Are we really expected to believe the person receiving it can't get out?
Ibushi vs KENTA is next lads, how many times will Ibushi get dropped on his neck this time?
167 last time I checked.
lmao nigga what?
keep making up shit e-drone
Hope this one runs veeeeeery long
What are the odds that Ibushi literally dies in the ring one day?
E is flippy as fuck, every commercial break starts with a tope
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Someone fucking tap out already and end this shit.
ZSJ is such a boring shitter.
>Twist random limbs
>Le submission specialist its a Triple Twisty Pain Maker Pwner Mk3 Epic Dragonflipper Limbsplitter
I hate ZSJ
The mandatory two times
He's going over, KENTA is this tournament's Douki
I feel like ZSJ and SANADA has been a rivalry they've built up for so many years, ever time Sanada has shown he has gotten better at submission holds.
holy fucking trash
this is the kind of shit /wooo/ creams their pants about?
where is the guy with the pimp gimmick? this shit is boring as fuck
Better than anything in NXT e-drone
not on the show since he's a jobber
The chat is decidedly against ZSJ
New thread would be cool
so whats the main event on this?
Sanada is /woo/ and reddit's boy tho
i'm guessing rainmaker vs baced ace
NBEXT
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>state of /wooo/tists thread making skills
Me Vs your mom’s holes
Auschwitz prisoner BTFO
Man I miss Hiromu's D
Match over time to stare at this shit empty arena again
At least tarp it ffs be professional
"I-it must be X doing Y!"
>less than 10k people in
kek