Why this nigga look like a wax model?

Why this nigga look like a wax model?

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>but the fact of the matter is you have to job to me if you want that hot dog, kid

t. Triple H

nah he look like max headroom

He'd make a great action movie villain

based

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I always just assumed he had bad skin and wears a lot of cake

It's the blonde hair.

His daddy issues led to him dying his hair blonde when Dusty died. He looks way more normal looking with his normal hair color.

What daddy issues?

Dusty never wanted Cody to become a wrestler. Also, Cody grew up with a fucked up home life where he had to deal with him and his mom dealing with Dusty's fucked up relationship with his half-brother Dustin.... who passively aggressively hated Cody because Dusty apparently told someone that Dustin and his mom were his "starter marriage/kid" and that he was going to actually be a "proper husband and father" to Cody and his mom. And that this comment got back to Dustin when Dustin was going through his own divorce and basically became a huge elephant in the room that Dusty purposely didn't try and make his first marriage work/be a good father to him.

Also, there is the fact that Dusty died right in front of Cody and that the hospital neglected him while he was in his care. And that Cody's career was basically DOA at the time his father did die, and he was stuck dressing up like Mr Sinister and talking like a comic book villain and stuck in a tag team with his half-brother, because the company had no idea what to do with him and would never give him a chance to be a main event guy like his dad was.

source?
This would make a great drama kino

Cody's had a nose job and botox done. Not sure why him of all wrestlers gets a lot of plastic surgery, but that seems to be the case.

This sounds legit, explains why Goldust and Dusty weren't as close as Cody was.

he's finally starting to resemble his dad

insecurity

Lots of botox. His face is unnaturally tight.

>I always just assumed he had bad skin and wears a lot of cake
Small dick Cody unironically uses more makeup than his wife.

He’s gay and in denial.

A modern take on Max Headroom would be a based gimmick

He looks like Nero from DMC5

Don't call him racist terms like "nigga" you fucking nigger.

Based

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madame tussauds is looking good

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>the aids