*stutters and awkwardly cuts a "promo" in youre path*
*stutters and awkwardly cuts a "promo" in youre path*
Zachary Morris
Cameron Campbell
>sticks finger up his own ass in your path
Nathan Price
Thats not stuttering thats his ohmibod going off
Parker James
>does a flip to no reaction in youre path
Ayden Diaz
It tells you everything you need to know that Meltzer thinks he can be THE guy.
Charles Campbell
Meltzer has never said this.
Josiah Parker
Holy shit, Dave is even worse than I thought.
Jason Reed
>flippy and gay
Im going to need evidence Meltzer hasnt said that
Daniel Gomez
I feel like I've heard him insinuate that Ricochet and Riddle should be the next top guys. He speaks glowingly enough about them that it doesn't feel out of line for him.
Joseph Hughes
Is that really that outrageous? He thinks Johnny Gargano is good.
Joshua Reyes
Bullshit. He said he can be the one who draws normies in because he made Dave’s son a fan of wrestling who previously hated it.
Caleb Cooper
Meltzer thinks he can be a big draw because of his athleticism, kinda like Jeff, RVD and Mysterio. The problem is he's really boring and has no character so he can't really get over on that level in WWE.
Swann could have, Strickland could if he didn't have some shit new name. Everyone does flips now anyway so there's nothing special about him being better at flips since he's not allowed to do the shit that they signed him for and has to work the generic way.
Josiah Reyes
Can being bad at promos be a character?
Ryan Ortiz
Dave shills for who ever gives him backstage info.
Jonathan Gutierrez
Not working for Bayley.
Christian Diaz
Jeff hardy always sucked at promos and he went pretty far
Austin Martin
He had natural emo charisma that girls liked and did enough crazy shit for guys to at least accept him. Rick O'Shea is a guy who does flips and an era that everyone does flips and his only intersting point about him is that we can't really tell if he's black or some sort of Hispanic dude.
Josiah Hall
Hardy was unique in every way, girls liked his style, and he could do things no one else could.
Rey was a trend setter, a natural underdog, and one of the greatest baby faces.
RVD is one of the coolest and most unique wrestlers of all time.
Ricochet does flips and fingers his asshole.
Adrian Hernandez
the next roman reigns
Ayden Myers
And why couldn’t he? Flippy shit draws kids.
Nathaniel Bailey
I'm a longtime subscriber, and Dave has said this about Ricochet multiple times.
Easton Ortiz
Based boomer user
They just don't make alpha flippers like they used to anymore
Levi Ortiz
Thanks for proving my point but also you're a faggot.
Hudson Torres
Julian Stewart
it seems they are working this into Oney Lorcan's retard berserker character on 205 Live and it's kind of covering for him being one of the worst promos I've ever seen. I don't know if it's deliberate or not but fair play to him either way
Nolan Bailey
Not really.
Landon Collins
What happens when he completely loses his athleticism and can't flip as much?
Cameron Rogers
Pretty sure I would hate wrestling too if I was related to meltz.
>hey dad you want to play catch?
>HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST TOCHKIO DOME MATCH??
>*starts licking his own face*
>****3/4
>dad i just want to pla
>HERES G1 TOURNAMENT RESULTS
Noah Garcia
why does his flippy shit look so much worse than everyone elses i dont get it
Gabriel Carter
It was a good save desu.