Based Switchblade working the marks

Based Switchblade working the marks

also fuck westcucks

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Based. Fuck these fucking burger people.

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GEDO. STRAP. NOW.

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Wow that's some 1945 heat right there. So original. Let's just call him Hans Switchblade and give him a polo, some cargo shorts and a tiki torch.

Haha, that gimmick would end up being cheered too loudly

worked

I wonder if that's why Dijakovic's 'purify America' gimmick was dropped so quickly.

it's funny because it's true

but he's literally 100% correct. I watched the first 20 minutes of the press conference yesterday and all I could think was "I fucking hate burger crowds"

in order to work the american people some of them have to actually be watching him and paying attention to what he says

yeah its a worked shoot brother

worked
burgers are so stupid lol

>"I'm not that big a fan of Germans either, but at least they have more respect than Jewish and are less entitled. ... What makes Germany a cesspit? Simple. The Jews."
JFC, New Zealand is literally a neo-nazi breeding ground

based. dumb amerifats

>makes up words to try make a retarded point
cringe

Worked as fuck

I love how furious burgers get when you point out how much of a fucking dump most of their country is. Any American reading this living in a city will know for a fact that there will be a whole giant area they can't go to because they'll get robbed or shot or raped by a gang.

spotted the jew... lol

its one of those; "this place is a dumpster fire but only we get to say it" things. Also marks are gonna be marks.

>... lol
kill yourself, I'm a pure euro-chad burger boy

>Jay at the presser completely shitting on the city and country
>shits on all the babyfaces
>amerilards in the crowd cheer him because they have been conditioned by years of american wrestling to think that the heels are the only interesting characters
Fuck I hate america.

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>t.Neo Nazelander
As an Aussie and Liberal Party supporter, I stand against nazi's/socialism and stand with Scott Morrison, Josh Frydenburg and the great state of Israel.

Switchchad is beyond right, and American wrestling fans are literally the single most poisonous, radioactive entity in any sport, ever.

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>I...I'm...no-not a jew....I sw-swear

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Then why do Wapan fans love western wrestlers so much?

Reminder the British exist so we at least haven't hit true rock bottom yet

He’s just mad he got booed at MSG

It's not just wrestling. Americans are the worst audience in everything.

It's funny because it's true. He's both working and shooting here.

same reason westerners love japan so much. when you have no idea what the other person is saying, and when the culture is foreign enough your own brain is entirely creating a whole personal construct and context to what you are seeing, tailored just for you.. You basically see their culture through the lens of your own personal "head-cannon" and have rationalized every aspect of it through YOUR own belief system.

When a westerner watches new-jap or anything japanese that is in Jap-language with no subs, you basically create the story-line in your head, and the dialogue in your head. or you rely on the visual story telling. And vice versa. This is why Japs have inexplicably latched on to strange aspects of our culture, and we theirs.

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Chadblade's 100% right, once again.

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Good points user. Like their fascination with Christian symbology. And our obsession with loli's. Doesnt seem like a fair trade.
I will say that the only thing I see that's wrong is that when a western star goes to NJPW people suggest he learn Japanese to cut better promos so the crowd gets him. Even a few words. But when A jap star comes here and doesnt get as good as a push because of their lack of English skills people say they should get over with their ability alone.

leave this foul place supreme user

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It's true. I listen to the Japanese commentary because if somebody says something stupid, I don't know about it. Also their voices are less annoying than most of NJPW's English commentators.

talkers/mic skills has always dominated in western pro wrestling though, while work-rate gets you over most with japanese no matter the mic ability

>Any American reading this living in a city will know for a fact that there will be a whole giant area they can't go to because they'll get robbed or shot or raped by a gang.
I didn't know Paris and London were US cities

But being a gaijin in Japan is a glass ceiling. You dont break through on workrate alone. You either have to have a WWE pedigree and come over to be a draw, or you have to learn japanese to break through. So that's not really true. Both places have ceilings if you cant talk. Thats just the logistics of it

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America is much more dangerous compared to both those cities combined

AJ Styles completely contradicts everything you just said, as does Ospreay.

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No it isn't.

Who the hell is Jay White and can he out a show in America?

>AJ Styles
Aj had a huge western pedigree though and he is fucking AJ styles
>Ospreay.
He finally committed full time to Japan this year recently. It's obvious they want to push him and if hes there full time hes going to learn Japanese at some point.

These are two exceptional wrestlers though, and there are always exceptions to things. But pointing two cases, that feature two of the best in the world at what they do, doesnt change the fact of things for the majority of guys who go there no?

Yes, it's especially hard to be a headliner if you don't speak the language. But like... workrate's not enough to make you a headliner in Japan either. Ishii's NJPW's best bout machine and he's an upper midcarder at best.

The only reason Ishii isnt the top guy is because he looks like an Uruk-hai and is 5 foot 5 in a time period where NJPW are heavily targeting women.
Look at all their main eventers, Okada is the least good looking and hes still good looking.
Tana - duh
Ibushi - duh
Sanada on the up - duh
Jay - edgy whiteboi
Ospreay - watch the g1 block announcements and listen to the women go crazy for him
Naito - el ratto but he has the bad boy schtick down well enough that women love him

I bet you won't even tell us where YOU live.
Guarantee it's a shithole compared to even our worst cities like Detroit or Cleveland.

I agree. I didnt say work rate alone got you by either. I was just saying that ebing a gaijin can cap you in Japan for the same reason not being able to speak English in an american company can cap you.

>he is fucking AJ styles
Not when he went to NJPW he wasn't, most westerners and Japanese just saw him as "Mr. TNA", not a superstar. New Japan made him a star though and he got over through in-ring ability.
>he's going to learn Japanese at some point
Right. Because he doesn't know much despite being over and being a star right now. How? Wrestling. Not promo's or prior star-power.
>Ishii
Ishii is in his 40's dude, he's not getting the big belt simply because of his age which sucks because he's arguably the best in the world wrestling wise.

aw grumpy amerifat hates when people talk shit about his 3rd world country

Ishii was 37 when he finally broke out in 2013. Naito and Ibushi are 37 now, granted, far more established.

>Pajeet that lives in Canada thinks he has even a smidgen of the freedom and opportunity that I do.

based and redpilled

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck American faggots!

Holy fucking seethe

Burgers on suicide watch.