You're all smart. How would you have booked it?

It sounds so simple and yet instead we get terrible comedy matches, mindless flippyshit, and garbage outlaw crap without a whiff of storytelling or kayfabe.

I wouldn't have.

Gonna do this without adding anyone new to the card.
Librarian gets cut
4-Way gets broken into two different singles: Hangman beats Havok and MJF beats Jungle Boy (by cheating). It's clear there is a program with these two going forward and they're probably the top 2 guys that could become "stars".
Rose vs Riho (Yuka as a valet). Rose wins with that knee drop, still have Riho shove Yuka. It made absolutely no sense for her to do it after a win.
Darby Allin's coffin drop is the last spot of the match before the draw, fuck the stupid bodybag spot. Hospitalize him and scrap the 10 man chair shot. There's more money in the manlet, give us a reason to care about him nearly killing himself.
I'm fine leaving everything else as is.

Omega vs Ryback, 30 minute piledriver marathon match

Rose is a shitter and has no business going over.

I don't dwell on the past,especially past shitty shows so I don't care

>Rose is a shitter
Agreed. She shouldn't be on the roster, but she is and for the moment is the most imposing character on the roster (which includes a majority of the men)
>Has no business going over
This is not how you build a wrestling story. You don't beat the monster in the first act, especially since the majority of the people have no idea who any of these women are. Maybe you have her kill someone like Kylie Rae or Leva Bates and let the Joshis do their own shit for a while, but if she's gonna be propped up as one of the faces of the division, she needs to be booked strong. There's more money to be made chasing the tranny than beating it outright.

If AEW is just gonna do the same shit as WWE, then why bother watching?

Based

>There's more money in the manlet, give us a reason to care about him nearly killing himself.
That match was odd, Cody acting like heel beating the tar out of this dude the whole time, while getting all the babyface heat anyway, leaving his opponent with nothing. That's some egotistical shit and what the face/heel dynamic avoids unless one person is explicitly a jobber.

>is a bong
>voicing his opinion
No third world takes please

Because maybe they'll actually do it good

by calling vince and saying that for 100m this can all be over. then taking the money and deliberately tanking the show to the shrill cries of the dogfucker.
I mean they already tanked it but at least they would have 100mil.

Cancel the show, refund the audience and give the talent uncooked hotdogs

Yuka vs Omega in an Iron Man Match should have main evented.
It's like Kenny isn't even trying to abuse his power.

>Best Friends vs SCU vs Private Party was perfect, don't change a thing
>nuke the librarian shit from low earth orbit. Replace Bates with Kylie Rae (Allie still goes over)
>replace that Jebailey vs Nakazawa tragedy with Kip Sabian vs Nakazawa. Let them still do some comedy bits and put Sabian over, have him call out Hangman Page after the match so their match at Fight for the Fallen makes sense
>CIMA vs Daniels was fine
>women's triple threat was fine
>Page vs Jungle Boy vs Havoc vs MJF was fine, maybe emphasize Page vs MJF more for future feuds (Jungle Boy or Havoc eat the pin)
>Rhodes vs Allin, same finish but let Allin get more offense in so he doesn't look like a complete geek (and don't botch Spears' chair shot, obviously)
>Elite vs Lucha Bros & Laredo Kid, make the match flow better, emphasize Kenny vs Pentagon more
>Moxley vs Janela was fine

Mostly it was just the preshow that sucked, the main show was fine for something that wasn't a major PPV.

Give Khan and no one else the book. Out-of-touch wrestling people booking wrestling is why it's dying.

Japanese pro wrestler Riho vs Private Party in a 2 on 1 handicap match.

I think Jebailey needs SOME involvement, the entire hook of the event is that it was a crossover with CEO. I'd say have the exact same build, but when Jebailey comes out for his match, he says he never explicitly said he was going to fight Nakazawa himself, just that he was going to punish him, and bring out Luchasaurus to fight in his stead, having effectively Jebaited Nakazawa.

everyone is in costumes of different videogame characters and have them say out their attack before striking

I'm just here patiently waiting for Kenny to inevitably bring in Haruka (that little girl he famously had a match against in DDT) and fight her again.

>Moxley vs Janela was fine
Hardcore matches like that suck, it doesn't look like they're actually trying to beat each other because they're too busy setting up their barbed wire contraptions and moving from spot to spot

I unirronically haven’t read a better booked show itt

Me hitting Cody with a shoot piledriver on the hardest part of the ring.

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No, you dumb faggot, CEO is a fighting game tournament.

yUKA getting BUKAKE'd live in the ring in handicap match

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

>it’s an Yea Forums books a worse show thread

Put the tag team triple threat on the main card. If you want to endorse tag team wrestling do it

Instead of Jebailey actually working a match, have him pick a heater that they build up in the time between DoN and FF that he would manage. Have them wrestle Nakuzawa and the CEO dude can take some bumps. fine

librarian shit just sucks, and leva bates sucks. do literally anything else. do a little exhibition match with the women on the preshow

cima/daniels was fine

rose/yuka/riho should have Rose go over because of derision between Yuka and Riho

Make the four way a triple threat, take out Havoc. Book Jungle Boy as a mega babyface that gets tortured by MJF and won't stay down, he'll take the pin but he'll be a bigger star

allin/Cody was honestly fine. Maybe have him hit the coffin drop earlier in the match, so he's working hurt the entire time and the referee could even try to stop the match. Finish would be the same, Allin goes the distance through pure guts

literally don't care about elite/lucha boys. worked with the crowd. the hadouken shit was dumb. you could do that as like an actual palm strike move with the motions, but they didn't do that. decent spotfest

i don't know that I would even put mox/janela on the card. I understand that Mox will probably have a really big match at All Out but this seems like something you should really build for. like really make it a brutal, shocking blood feud

I agree with this to some extent, not so much but blatantly going from spot to spot does take a lot of intensity from the match and should be avoided

>they put "MMM" on the poster
IT'S A SIGN BRO'S! TAKER IS COMING TO AEW!

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I actually agree with Jim Cornette about when Omega's doing goofy shit, so that was my main criticism. You can't have your number 1 main event talent coming out dressed as fucking Akuma from Street Fighter if anyone's going to take you seriously. Let the Bucks do that shit.

Absolutely. Your top guy should absolutely never pop the crowd.

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I would not change it. You can fight me on that but I enjoyed it.
The main event could have used some more spots and the body bag one made me angry but overall better event than any WWE ppv in past 8 years.

Because it's actual wrestling. Women matches were better than any WWE matches since taker Vs hbk on WM.

I fucking love Jim to death but I'm also a Chikara and PWG fan and I love sillyness they come up with. Small things that make it better for some and don't really spoil much for old school wrestling fans.
I rather have that Indy feel to a show than three Stooges WWE type garbage.

Please, no.
Stay in shithole and retire already or just stay behind the scenes as everyone seems to love when you are there.
Him coming over to AEW is like WCW and NWA, a hitman sent to kill the company for Vince's enjoyment.

This. If they're gonna sacrifice what makes them unique to try and get that "big league" feel they might as well not even try, all these people just want them to become WWE Lite so they can go "AEW is nothing but WWE Lite"

I wouldn't have allowed Kenny to dress like a fag.

Yup.
Look at TNA they are WWE lite with even shittier creative worse production and mediocre roaster (forgive me Keiji).
We really don't need another one
Let them do Indy type shit.
I would even be fine with slow motion like they do in Chuck Taylors matches.
That stuff is gold to me, especially the one they did in PWG bar where fans actually applaud in slow motion.

I would sent him back to where he belongs, back to Nippon, fucking weeb cunt. Sad to see people losing their identify because they have spent so much time overseas.

100m ? That's a lot of Cena t-shirts.
I don't think Vince would've paid that.
Vince would buy out the roaster make them fucking marks on WWE feed them to Reigns or whoever is still being pushed there.

He was always a weeb, you dumb ape. Go back to kikebook where you belong.