This shit is so obvious it hurts

+ Okada vs. Naito has a story

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Kota and Okada is going to a draw
Ospreay lucks into the finals
You start the story of Kota vs Okada for the 2021 dome

Tana vs Okada you dumb cunt. Learn reading comprehension

Okada will win

This. while i don't like the match its a safe dime drawer the only problem was Gedo drawing out 6 month of character development for 2 years for naito

Oh then im still right and they are 5-5-3 (all 3 draws in the G1)and everymatch the story evolves

WHO JAPAN EXPOSED

You are delusional if you think Okada is making it to the finals. Okada will finally beat Tana in the G1, only to end up drawing with Ibushi. Ibushi is beating Naito too.

>and everymatch the story evolves
>le grab his wrist means it's a story of never letting go because i made it up in my head

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Have sex.

>Ibushi is beating Naito
Gedo books at least a year ahead. Kota only got the IC belt as a thank you and he gave it back to Naito since Naito needs the belt for WK.

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>can't understand basic ching chong storytelling for children

please have sex

I hope Ibushi wins bros

The last time they fought Okada was crazy balloon guy and they still hated each other
Now Okada is the rainmaker and they friends

It is tougher this year to predict match losses and its used to further storylines. Realistically the top 4 on the last nights can proceed to the finals, except Okada I guess. The last night cards arent in order though thats the most expected order. Also Ibushi, Naito, Okada have many years left while the companys already building new stars

>07.12.1997
>17.03.1998
>16.11.1998
>28.03.1999
>25.04.1999
>02.05.1999
>01.04.2001
>02.04.2001
>03.11.2001
>30.03.2003
Nigger you are dumb. Leave this thread

>overanalyzing ching chong storytelling for children and making it out to be 2deep4u to feel better about himself watching children playfight
I'll be expecting the "I'm sorry, I love you" storytelling face from Tana

>never been in the same G1 block nor fought each other in the finale
>only had 1v1 matches 3 times since Naito came back
Huh, I never realized that's how little they've wrestled each other.

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you don't have to overanalyze anything, it's just obvious bruh lol
their matches are overrated as fuck in term of storytelling it's just basic ching chongry "oh i don't give up" "oh now im the ace chong" and you can't even see that lmao nigga how dumb are you lol

When Okada does the inevitable wrist grab what will your """"storeytelling""""" reasoning be that makes it different from the previous times when they were arch rivals? That his gay now? He wants Tana in the ass and that is why he can't let go of the idea?? Very curious about the nunaces this time, do tell Mr Stoytelling Genie

Actually I was wrong. Stone Cold and Rock had 8 singles matches over the course of 6 years, not 10. Also, Tana is still being treated like Cena in 2005 while Okada is pretty much "the ace" at this point. Chinks dont retire until they're 60 so We'll probably see at least another 10 Tana/Okada matches.

>EXPOSED and resorting to falseflag.
Yikes, at least he admits Who Japan is shit LMAO

hey say ching chong & lol a few more times
lol good stuff ya ding dong lol

t. the gook

>mad being a brainlet who doesn't understand ching chong shit
>f-f-fasleflag !! EXPOSED !!!!

lmaooo lol

Book Wrestle Kingdom

Putting Okada and Ibushi in the same block really gave it away, eh.. I don't care for another Okada vs. Naito match even though it will be their first match in two years. They just don't have the chemistry to create strong matches together, even as generational rivals.

Guide to G1
>lock up
>transition into sideheadlock
>sometimes even a test of strength spot if lucky
>Usually it's sideheadlock, push into ropes and guy coming off rope shoulder tackle, run the ropes and leaps over guy on the ground, guy on the ground leaps up and guy coming off ropes gets arm dragged
>does signature pose to hype the crowd
>end of 1st act
>meddle some more for 5-10 mins of restless and mindless stalling segments
>suddenly takes it to the floor outside the ring
>brawl and fuck around
>if it's an Okada match,fly over barricade
>if its Moxley match,use a weapons
>if it's Yano match,ducktape your hands to the railings
>yada yada yada OH SHIT REF COUNTS 19
>Rolls back into ring miraculously
>SAFE NO COUNTO OUTO
>end of 2nd act
>gets the go home cue for final 10-15 mins
>YOU CHOPPA ME I CHOPPA YOU TIME
>YOU HEADDROP ME I HEADROP YOU
>I POP UP AND HEADROP YOU AGAIN
>OH YOU SURE!? I NO SELL AND HEADBUTT YOU
>Lie on the mat for 2 minute
>I DROP YOU NECK WITH FALSE 2.9999 FINISH
>LE SHOCK FACE
>AHHHHH WHY WON'T HE STAY DOWN
>I YELL IN PRIMAL RAGE TO FILL MY RAGE METER
>I DO A MOVE- OH SHIT HE COUNTER WITH REVERSE RANA,immediately spring up in place to take another move
>2.9999999
>LE SHOCK FACE
>I WILL FINISH HIM WITH MY RUNNING LARIATOOO THIS TIME IT WILL WORKU
>Groggy opponent burst into full stamina with out of nowhere counter attack
>If it's Okada, a dropkick
>If it's Osprey, a rollover sitout powerbomb
>If it's Shingo, choppa me choppa you until i go under your choppa and Made in Japan you
>If it's Ibushi, a leaping stomp onto you
>Goes for finisher
>will never be successful on first try, gets countered with another reverse rana
>other guy goes for finisher, gets countered, but still recover and hits signature for 2.9999
>LE SHOCK FACE
>tries again, this time groggy opponent miraculously hits another counter
>CHANCESU CHANCESU CHANCESU
>hits finisher
>if lucky, sometimes might kick out and you get 2nd finisher
>1..2...3
>end of 3rd act
>end of match

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lol ching ching lol good stuff

Sorry, I only watch the finest art pieces that is the sport of pro wrestling. Plebs like you be gone

The matches aren't bad it's just putting them on at Wrestle Kingdom will always get them overshadowed

Get a life

Okada vs. Yoshi Hashi (hebby Q)
Jay White vs Ibushi (iC)
Tanahashi vs. Moxley (US)
Shingo vs. KENTA (Never)
Ospreay vs. Desperdo (Junior)
Roppongi vs. Taiji & ELP (jr tag)
GOD vs Goto & Ishii (tag)
Naito, Uemura & Tsuji vs. Yano, Makabe & Taguchi (never 6 man tag team)

E-drones in full panic mode today

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>Not having Naito unify the belts

nobody had Tana winning last year m8, stop pretending you know what is going to happen

I think what takes the wind out of my sails is how it'll be another 35+ minute Okada match at WK. Not that they are bad, but I've seen plenty at this point, and you're absolutely right. Kenny and Naito had the best chemistry, shame it wasn't both of them.

Naito doesn't belong in the main event

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>m-muh wrestling is t-t-to predictable
cringe, pro wrasslin' is supposed to be brainlet, G1 is about wrestling quality and worked results

>lock up
>transition into sideheadlock
>sometimes even a test of strength spot if lucky
>Usually it's sideheadlock, push into ropes and guy coming off rope shoulder tackle, run the ropes and leaps over guy on the ground, guy on the ground leaps up and guy coming off ropes gets arm dragged
>does signature pose to hype the crowd
>end of 1st act
>meddle some more for 5-10 mins of restless and mindless stalling segments
>suddenly takes it to the floor outside the ring
>brawl and fuck around
>if it's an Okada match,fly over barricade
>if its Moxley match,use a weapons
>if it's Yano match,ducktape your hands to the railings
>yada yada yada OH SHIT REF COUNTS 19
>Rolls back into ring miraculously
>SAFE NO COUNTO OUTO
>end of 2nd act
>gets the go home cue for final 10-15 mins
>YOU CHOPPA ME I CHOPPA YOU TIME
>YOU HEADDROP ME I HEADROP YOU
>I POP UP AND HEADROP YOU AGAIN
>OH YOU SURE!? I NO SELL AND HEADBUTT YOU
>Lie on the mat for 2 minute
>I DROP YOU NECK WITH FALSE 2.9999 FINISH
>LE SHOCK FACE
>AHHHHH WHY WON'T HE STAY DOWN
>I YELL IN PRIMAL RAGE TO FILL MY RAGE METER
>I DO A MOVE- OH SHIT HE COUNTER WITH REVERSE RANA,immediately spring up in place to take another move
>2.9999999
>LE SHOCK FACE
>I WILL FINISH HIM WITH MY RUNNING LARIATOOO THIS TIME IT WILL WORKU
>Groggy opponent burst into full stamina with out of nowhere counter attack
>If it's Okada, a dropkick
>If it's Osprey, a rollover sitout powerbomb
>If it's Shingo, choppa me choppa you until i go under your choppa and Made in Japan you
>If it's Ibushi, a leaping stomp onto you
>Goes for finisher
>will never be successful on first try, gets countered with another reverse rana
>other guy goes for finisher, gets countered, but still recover and hits signature for 2.9999
>LE SHOCK FACE
>tries again, this time groggy opponent miraculously hits another counter
>CHANCESU CHANCESU CHANCESU
>hits finisher
>if lucky, sometimes might kick out and you get 2nd finisher
>1..2...3
>end of 3rd act
>end of match

>IWGP Hebī-kyū Champion YOSHI-HASHI
OH NO NO NO NO

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you really think everyone reads all this seething shit ? get better at it

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Nothing else matters aside from Shingo going over Ishii

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Kazuchika Okada vs. Tetsuya Naito
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Chris Jericho
Kota Ibushi vs. Jon Moxley
Will Ospreay vs. Hiromu Takahashi (?)
Tomohiro Ishii vs. Shingo Takagi
Zack Sabre Jr. vs Hirooki Goto

Shit, I forgot Jay White. He'd obviously have a big match somewhere.

>lock up
>transition into sideheadlock
>sometimes even a test of strength spot if lucky
>Usually it's sideheadlock, push into ropes and guy coming off rope shoulder tackle, run the ropes and leaps over guy on the ground, guy on the ground leaps up and guy coming off ropes gets arm dragged
>does signature pose to hype the crowd
>end of 1st act
>meddle some more for 5-10 mins of restless and mindless stalling segments
>suddenly takes it to the floor outside the ring
>brawl and fuck around
>if it's an Okada match,fly over barricade
>if its Moxley match,use a weapons
>if it's Yano match,ducktape your hands to the railings
>yada yada yada OH SHIT REF COUNTS 19
>Rolls back into ring miraculously
>SAFE NO COUNTO OUTO
>end of 2nd act
>gets the go home cue for final 10-15 mins
>YOU CHOPPA ME I CHOPPA YOU TIME
>YOU HEADDROP ME I HEADROP YOU
>I POP UP AND HEADROP YOU AGAIN
>OH YOU SURE!? I NO SELL AND HEADBUTT YOU
>Lie on the mat for 2 minute
>I DROP YOU NECK WITH FALSE 2.9999 FINISH
>LE SHOCK FACE
>AHHHHH WHY WON'T HE STAY DOWN
>I YELL IN PRIMAL RAGE TO FILL MY RAGE METER
>I DO A MOVE- OH SHIT HE COUNTER WITH REVERSE RANA,immediately spring up in place to take another move
>2.9999999
>LE SHOCK FACE
>I WILL FINISH HIM WITH MY RUNNING LARIATOOO THIS TIME IT WILL WORKU
>Groggy opponent burst into full stamina with out of nowhere counter attack
>If it's Okada, a dropkick
>If it's Osprey, a rollover sitout powerbomb
>If it's Shingo, choppa me choppa you until i go under your choppa and Made in Japan you
>If it's Ibushi, a leaping stomp onto you
>Goes for finisher
>will never be successful on first try, gets countered with another reverse rana
>other guy goes for finisher, gets countered, but still recover and hits signature for 2.9999
>LE SHOCK FACE
>tries again, this time groggy opponent miraculously hits another counter
>CHANCESU CHANCESU CHANCESU
>hits finisher
>if lucky, sometimes might kick out and you get 2nd finisher
>1..2...3
>end of 3rd act
>end of match

Jay and Shingo, Ospreay and Naito could all be bangers

KENTA as well. It's really hard to imagine the WK card this year. Even more if Naito main event both night. I can't see him going against Ibushi again.

t. the worst copy-pasta in modern Yea Forums history

>worst because Nu Japanlets can't handle the truth

Imagine watching a month of this weeb choppa shit and then making fun of people who watch WWE like you're any better. Embarrassing LMAO

i don't have to imagine
i've watched both
NJPW was entertaining, WWE sucked fucking shit

based retard without reading comprehension

Nothing wrong with watching a month of GOOD television

Okada/Omega 4 was at Dominion, my dude

Good is social construct ya drone.

ah yea the G1 and Stomping Grounds/Extreme Rules are basically the same thing right? (if you've never actually watched the G1)

Stop arguing, I love WWE, I love AEW, I love NJPW and I love ROH. You don't have to chose a side fellow wrestling enthusiasts.

cringe

COPE

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Yes they're both shit and your point is??

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Bruh Look at this DUDE
wwe is shit so everything else must be shit
aAHAHAH onnonono

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>He console wars everything because he can't fathom living life without enjoying more than 1 thing at a time
OH NO NO NO NO

Finals will be Ibushi vs White, they were teasing this match before the NJ Cup but Ibushi got beaten by ZSJ

>every G1 is memorable and loved
>every wwmeme show is shit on and hated
kek the absolute STATE of e-cucks right now

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Seethe more bitch kek

>every G1 is memorable and loved because people tell me to think so
>every WWE show is shit because people tell me to think so
Imagine the IQ

lol e-drones are seething so hard right now
>N-NOOO STOP ENJOYING IIIT !! IT'S NOT FAIR NOOOOOOO !!!
lmao

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>this old boomer thinks the finals will be KENTA vs. Mox

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Project harder, Vincel.

Typical low IQ reply. No need for projection here when you just confirmed it.

You watch wrestling you fucking loser. Drown yourself

Imagine feeling proud you watch shit and larp them as good because you're a slave to them. Not me LMAO

i swam around in my giant lake today with my wife and friends and had a great time but didn't drown, sorry
i've got 3 more days of getting drunk and swimming with my friends this weekend though, maybe you'll get lucky

Keep on grindin', Rajeesh. One day Vince will notice you, I'm sure.

are you alright lol ? hope WWE becomes good enough for you so you can talk about something you like mate

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>This amazing match I'm describing is worse than WWE matches because I wrote it down.

Imagine being so mentally ill and obsessed that you take time to try write a wall of text to discredit the console you don't like, and then don't even realize you're actually marketing it positively on social media, and you're not even getting paid to do it.

Sad!

>Hope WWE becomes good
What an e drone

>Imagine thinking it's discrediting
Who's the one with the console war mentality what a self owned kek

I don't know, they throw curveballs every now and then. Pretty sure no one expected Omega vs. Goto to be the finals in 2016.

Can always tell who the Nu japanlets who started watching 2 years ago are who still thinks Who Japan is great

I just happened across this old DDT video and learned that Ibushi already wrestled Okada once a couple years ago when he was in DDT youtube.com/watch?v=Skdy2gyFFDs

Yep, and they have another match at the New Japan Anniversary show in 2014 when Ibushi was still a junior.

Y'all niggas are crazy my boy toru yano got this in the bag.

>>if it's Yano match,ducktape your hands to the railings
Yeah I'm thinking he's making it bros

based and DVD pilled

I will actually be pissed if they do Ibushi vs Naito for the 1000th time this year. ESPECIALLY if Ibushi loses again. It’s just such fucking lazy booking.

Then again Ibushi will probably deserve losing again for signing a mark contact thinking he’ll ever be pushed into the main event scene.