Why haven't we all pitched in money to make our own wrestling promotion?

Why haven't we all pitched in money to make our own wrestling promotion?

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You cant make a promotion with 50 bucks and a backalley handjob

Nobody on Yea Forums has ever drew a dime, we have no money to pitch

It would go about as well as WhatCulture's.

We cannot afford to hire Jay White, Jimmy Ocean, Undertaker and Tanahashi, that's why.

All we really need is Shark Boy, Chase Owens, Paul Burchill, and Nick Mondo.

>he doesn't know indies are where stars are made not hired

How come nobody discusses the two most interesting facts about Good Ol' Stone Cold

1) He is CM Phil's shoot Dad
2) He wanted to call his Boston Crab the "Austin Crab" but JR wouldn't let him

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I hate wrestling

No point we would never draw a dime anyways

Yea Forums is gay and it would be gay just like aew is

I don't know, i'm not whoreing annie hearings.

Because it would take a ridiculous amount of money to be successful.
And probably relegated to high school gyms with 10 people watching and collapse after 2 months

Why cant we make a fed with the poos, get an interpreter, make storylines, send some rupees and have them kill each other for dimes

Found our jobbers

A lot of us would have to get in shape first and take wrestling classes

We could probably get Kevin Nash, he does a lot of literalwho indie shows.

Because it would just be paying Nash to go into the ring to cut a promo every night and then being jumped in the ring by hoodniggas we find and pay nearby to rape him.

based trips

*war is and errand on you're porch*

dimes

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