Just finished my man cave, thoughts Yea Forums?

Just finished my man cave, thoughts Yea Forums?

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needs posters and dolls of Warrior

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>no WCW Hogan, which was Hogan at his best
Yikes.

Having a giant penis fountain that shoots out actual semen would only be half as gay as your room, OP.

Hi OP, I hope you eat your vitamins and say your prayers -HH

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There’s literally a giant Hollywood Hogan action figure

>what's those nWo shirts
Or did you mean that one who fought fake son of Andre and fake Warrior?

Why are there pictures of naked men on your walls son?

Are you renting or do you own the house.

I bet I could give you a hell of game on that air hockey table.

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Air hockey? Are you Canadian?

Based dimes man cave.

its based

Why don't you donate yours to him then

Watch your mouth. Air Hockey is an institution in the US.

Reeks of im a Hogan mark, get some Warrior and Macho merch

Sorry but I don’t like heartlets and J*ws

From the good ol’ USA

I own it.

>Man cave
>Just an air hockey table surrounded by thousands of dollars in Hulk Hogan Mark Memorabilia
It's a fine collection, I guess.

Yeah the focus that much on one wrestler even if it is Hogan, is gonna make it look more of a creepy shrine to anybody you show this to IRL. What other favorite wrestlers do you have?

I like Tanahashi but can’t find any memorabilia that’s worth a damn.

Racist motherfucker

Fucking based

>Just

Kill yourself

My thoughts are that you should have sex.

No TV, no bar, no pool table (the more patrician choice). Yeah, "just". I didn't fucking stutter you simp. Maybe if you didn't spend so much on fake belts, you'd be able to make the place worth retreating to.

Yeah, a shitty Walmart table is whatever, but a full sized air hokey table is a crowd-pleaser.

>no pool table (the more patrician choice)
if by patrician you mean "basic bitch" you're right

>my iq is lower then 70 so I can't play billiard

Of course, you're right. I often enjoy the Copenhagen scented big brain conversations that happen in pool halls.

It's not finished without one of these bad boys, brother

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Seeth bitches. Also, I'm not OP - I don't have any titles

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>I'm a charisma-less geek, so I've never played a round of Billiards with the boys
Yeah, all the cool guys just play Air Hockey instead.

>buying merch of a literal racist

You need more Taker mmmmmmemorabilia user

That’s a very nice little closet you got there pal. Do your friends take turns sitting on the one stool or is that reserved only for your toy?

I'm sure you can and will move it, but that's not the best place for an air hockey table. You'll keep hitting the wall as you play. Nothing wrong with everything else.

>Yeah, all the cool guys just play Air Hockey
That's what I've been saying the whole time, you moron.

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>Could've picked the patrician manchild pick of an arcade cabinet
>Enough room for multiple, even
>Still goes for the boring air hockey table that anyone can find within 5 miles of their house.
Based retard

>No NWO-tagged Big Gold
Beggin ya to get a clue.

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OP is clearly more of a "physical challenge" chad type, and always has friends on hand for a game. Living the dream really.

Absolutely based, OP. Way to pay tribute to the GOAT.

It's like i've died and gone to hell

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Are you Brutus, or Brian knobbs?

please lose weight

>mfw thought this was a bait gameroom that op made up

actually pretty based. some day i'd like to get a couple classic shields replica belts for my office and either frame them or put them in a display case by the tv or my desk.

cuckshed

seething samefag

This is worse than weeb shit. End ya life.

WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING OP! Be careful of that football, it could roll out from under the table and be a nasty tripping hazard. Take care.

assuming this is actually yours and you didn't just google image this, where did you get the winged eagle in the middle? it actually looks like a pretty good quality replica. most of the paki shit out there now has really bad misshaped leather straps that is really noticeable at the top of the main plate.

you are never getting laid

> a trophy room for mass-produced commercial titles you never won

exterminate self please

Based mentally derranged user keeping a literal shrine to the Hulkster in his basement.

Hluk Hgoan is a racist

Who even plays air hokey anymore?

I always liked Hogan in the non-yellow tights, but Vince was autistic back then and forced him to wear the same color because he thinks people wouldn't recognize a juiced up mustache balding orange monster without yellow tights

Based Enzo

>No Green Belt or even an AWA Belt from his Dusty Finishes, the belts that started Hulkamania

Get on it OP.

Absolutely based

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Why you have two winged eagle?

Hogan is based but having literally all Hogan memorabilia looks like you obsessed with another man to be quite honest

*dad walks in*

"I'm very proud of you,son. Hogan is the GOAT"

Sex on a pool table > Sex on an air hockey ta-
Oh wait you dont have to worry about this.

Not having this in your collection OP?
Are you Canadian?

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Or this?

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