ITT: Post your life and mock each other

>on probation for another 3 months for a DUI I got almost 5 years ago
nigger how retarded is your lawyer?

>Have to smoke weed to be able to eat due to stomach condition.
no you don't, stop eating garbage

35
6’2, 190 lbs
Married at 29
Slow start to love life; no gf until sophomore in HS but college was crazy
Six figure salary but my job is dull
Healthy but had a knee injury in HS that still stings in winter
Wife wants kids but I like our DINK lifestyle
Coffee addiction, bourbon is fine, can’t drink beer anymore
Yellow teeth from coffee, brush regularly but hate going to dentist
All of my “friends” are either coworkers or my wife’s friends. Nobody to talk to about wrestling.

>Wife wants kids but I like our DINK lifestyle
Jamal will be more than happy to provide an offspring.

>just turned 25
>5'11 3/4", almost anorexic at 135lbs
>Virgin NEET for 5 years ever since dropping out of college due to depression, figured out I have BPD a year ago
>this on top of ADHD and GAD make it incredibly uncomfortable to go outside or do anything worthwhile for more than an hour
>0 friends left, they all moved away
>stuck at narcissistic mom's house, we argue daily
>physically can't do any drugs, drink alcohol or weed due to all of the meds I'm on
>been in heavy therapy until about year ago, none of it really works for some reason
>play video games all day, hate it
>watch wrestling all day, hate it
>jerk off for 4 hours a day average, almost exclusively to furry porn with horrendously degenerate fetishes. literally nothing is off the table
>currently waiting to get disability approved

you're definitely a furry user, just accept it and you'll be happier

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State minimum sentencing brah

1k a month is decent? Lmao holy fuck you poorfags

>35 years old
>184 cm / 82 Kg
>Been with gf for 11 years, been living together for 9
>Been working as a programmer/consultant for 13 years, good income
>Own a house together
>No addictions, but I like a good glass of Scotch or craft beer every now and then
>Have a great 2yo daughter
>Haven't watched wrestling for years, but I grew up on mid-90's WCW.

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