Okay, here's a challenge for you Yea Forums. Make Jasethy here actually draw a dime. Hard mode: No Shield, no cosplaying as Triple H or adopting him as his gimmick again.
Okay, here's a challenge for you Yea Forums. Make Jasethy here actually draw a dime. Hard mode: No Shield...
Kills Paul Heyman at Wrestlemania 17
Rapes nash
Give Becky a Stunner
Looses the title at Extreme Rules, snaps and curbstomps Becky
They already did that post shield breakup when he was a shithead heel with a blonde streak. I'd have him lose the title then get increasingly desperate to win it back to get him back there.
You realize he was a total anti-draw in that whole angle, right? Ratings took a nosedive worse than Punk's heel run.
He was a good heel character. I don't remember enough about that era to pinpoint what went wrong but I remember that and it's the role he should play. He's not likeable.
Gets cancer and then goes in remission, y'all
bases
cringe
Resurrect the blue blazer gimmick
Fix his knee and write better storylines for him, including writing his promos.
Live sex celebration with Becky, only available on PPV.
He has a tiny dick though.
Turns heel on becky after she loses the belts for them and shoot beats the shit out of her
Ratings are always going down you can't even point to his reign as being worse than any other. He was fucking dimes as a shithead heel with J&J Security working for the Authority. I miss those days they were comfy as hell.
Wolfie BOILING
Turn him heel. Have some beloved guy like call Seth out for being a B+ player who can’t draw. Have Seth snap at him, taking it too far. Have him defend his title in real chickenshit ways and make his character based around being a really insecure heel who is pissed that he doesn’t get the respect he thinks he’s entitled to. Have him hold on to the title for awhile too but never getting a totally clean win. I mean it probablt wouldn’t work cause Seth sucks and it’d take somebody really over to be the babyface foil, but idk I’m just spitballing.
>but idk I’m just spitballing cum back and forth between me and my husbands faggot mouths
Raw after extreme rules, Becky and Seth(with a steel chair) babble some dumb bullshit. Heyman's music hits and he brings in Brock Lesnar. Paul talks about the mitb, Becky retorts that if Brock wants to cash in on Seth, he can try while Seth brandishes his steel chair. After a while, Heyman says "whoever said anything about cashing it on Seth?" And rollins sells out lynch by hitting the chair in her spine reminiscent of the shield breakup. He keeps hitting her till the chair is bent out of shape and then a stomp in the crooked steel, making her bleed worse than Eddie. Then, both Seth and Brock double team on Becky live in the ring. This serves as a great metaphor for how WWE shows their resentment towards Ambrose if you replace Becky with him and also an allusion to the drugged up past of Becky
That’s every Ziggler storyline for the last 5 years, and it didn’t work for him
Cringe
Corbin and Lacey making their entrance, Seth and Becky already in ring, corbin is carrying a chair which prompts Seth to get one. Lacey takes the mic
"Ya see, Becky, there's always a plan B"
Seth proceeds to destroy Becky with a chair
Actually seething
Continue his current character but emphasize more the fact that he didn't beat Lesnar and Corbin clean. He plays the typical WWE babyface character that is just good at wrestling and wins matches legitimately but only against people below ~250 pounds. Every time he faces a bigger guy, he resorts to bullshit like punching Lesnar in the balls or winning against Corbin with referee shenanigans or via Becky at Extreme Rules. Have him keep beating your Zayns, your AJs and your Ricochets legitimately and have him keep relying on bullshit to beat your Lashleys, your McIntyres, etc. He is called out multiple times but still plays the babyface until a smaller guy (Balor? Bryan?) outbullshits him, cuts a promo on him getting a taste of his own medicine and Seth loses it and turns full on chickenshit heel.
Cross between cocky heel Edge and heel heel smark Punk
Is Seth basically Ziggler but worse?