Personality and charisma of a fucking piece of plank

>personality and charisma of a fucking piece of plank
>every hot character wants to fuck him
i dont get it
were the witcher games unrealistic?

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Basically just so nerds can self-insert.

if you're tall and hot you could be a mute and still slay mad pussy

looks > personality

Witchers are sterile. Also everyone in the series is a massive slut so it's easy to sleep with anyone.

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Witcher is also a shit series that wished it was only half as good as Gothic

He's tall, he has superhuman strength, speed, and stamina, he's immune to diseases, he's can't get you pregnant, he's a professional monster slayer, and he's got a unique look with his white hair and cat eyes.

One thing they got right is how wet every female would be for a guy like that.

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Step 1. Gain height
Step 2. Grow a chin
Step 3. Have sex

Witcher 1 had big dimes sex cards to collect though.

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Shithic never drew a fucking dime

>Shithic
>she thick

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more like Sapkowski self-inserting himself, but that’s not quite accurate since he is an eternal douchebag
>be Sapkowski
>work as an economist
>write low-tier fantasy novellas in your free time
>a few of your novellas gets published
>minor success convinces you to become an author at the age of 40+ because you hate your job
>a collection of your novellas gets published
>it’s literally just old folktales rewritten like Beauty and the Beast and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, but you add Geralt into the stories
>CD Projekt approaches saying they want to make a game based on your stories
>choose the nickel payment instead of royalties because despite an economist you are a brainlet boomer who believes video games are for 8 year olds
>The Witcher becomes a hit with CD Projekt and the publishers becoming rich
>nevertheless, your books become best-sellers in the west due to the games’ successes
>throw a tantrum that video games are lame and you don’t have to thank CD Projekt anything
>get roasted and buried by Big Dimes Glukhovsky
>Witcher 3 is a fucking dime mine
>work yourself into a shoot and start claiming CDPR lied to you at the time of Witcher 1 and you want more money now that the games are printing money

this
+ not to mention it was medieval times but he wasn't covered in shit

It’s not unrealistic that CDPR lied to him. They aren’t exactly a clean-cut company.

Lied to him about what? The original Witcher game was made on the Neverwinter Nights engine. They had no fucking money at all. It's a miracle that it had sequels at all.

What would they lie to him about?

they told him if he agrees he can choose between a one-time bigger payment, or a smaller payment with royalties in the future
Sapkowski thought the game will be a huge flop and chose the one-time payment

>>personality and charisma of a fucking piece of plank
>>every hot character wants to fuck him
geralt or henry cavill?

And he got away with it too. Polish law says that regardless of the terms of agreement, if the profit the license generated is far greater than what was paid for its use, the original author is entitled to compensation. He sued CD Projekt to the tune of 16 million dollars and they settled it out of court.

Cavill is actually a pretty charismatic guy, he could've pulled off a great Superman under even half-decent direction or script.
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Poland isn’t the only country with a law like that and the point was that Sapkowski is a bitter old faggot, regardless how much money he has

What a fucking kike.

>Big league some nerds and their video toys for children
>Cuck them out of the sense of karmic justice by getting mad paid anyway
What a Chad.