Guide to G1

I mean
Its still pretty cringe. Your post not the g1

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That's a way longer greentext than ya would want for the point ya trying to make, e-simp/AEWcuck

Wanna bust right in between her eyes so she has something to look at.

>SEETHING because they know it's true and can't refute

get a job bro this is sad

Congrats, you've reached level 50 of pro wrestling fan and realize 90% of wrestling matches follow the same patterns over and over and over. The actual wrestling will barely interest you from this point out.

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>g-ge-get a job
Something you want to tell us?

Didnt you post this in another thread a few days ago you simpering puddle of urine? Get some new material

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This the kinda guy who is noisy at the party and doesn't realize that they are still boring as fuck

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Ya seethe is delicious

OP was so right that he sent the entire NuJapanlet fanbase into a yuge seethe. The cope is delicious.

Cope e-drone

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It's the middle of the night ya tub of lard. Go to bed and get a job lmfao

Sounds great, can't wait to watch it.
Enjoy your topes and chinlocks e-friend btw

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>>gets the go home cue for final 10-15 mins
>>YOU CHOPPA ME I CHOPPA YOU TIME
>>YOU HEADDROP ME I HEADROP YOU
>>I POP UP AND HEADROP YOU AGAIN
>>OH YOU SURE!? I NO SELL AND HEADBUTT YOU
>>Lie on the mat for 2 minute
>>I DROP YOU NECK WITH FALSE 2.9999 FINISH
>>LE SHOCK FACE
>>AHHHHH WHY WON'T HE STAY DOWN
>>I YELL IN PRIMAL RAGE TO FILL MY RAGE METER
>>I DO A MOVE- OH SHIT HE COUNTER WITH REVERSE RANA,immediately spring up in place to take another move
.9999999
>>LE SHOCK FACE
>>I WILL FINISH HIM WITH MY RUNNING LARIATOOO THIS TIME IT WILL WORKU
>>Groggy opponent burst into full stamina with out of nowhere counter attack
>>If it's Okada, a dropkick
>>If it's Osprey, a rollover sitout powerbomb
>>If it's Shingo, choppa me choppa you until i go under your choppa and Made in Japan you
>>If it's Ibushi, a leaping stomp onto you
>>Goes for finisher
>>will never be successful on first try, gets countered with another reverse rana
>>other guy goes for finisher, gets countered, but still recover and hits signature for 2.9999
>>LE SHOCK FACE
>>tries again, this time groggy opponent miraculously hits another counter
>>CHANCESU CHANCESU CHANCESU
>>hits finisher
>>if lucky, sometimes might kick out and you get 2nd finisher
..2...3
>>end of 3rd act
>>end of match
Yeah this part is based.

>So gotten to he had to spend time making a reaction image and saved to his cope folder for cope posting
Yummy tears

You're really bothered that you're jobless and projecting onto others. Are you sure you don't have anything you want to share? We are all bros here

cope

I'm shitposting from my job right now. Go to bed.

BASED
CRINGE

>everyone is from burgerland

Retards like you must be.

Guide to every WWE match
>Lock up
>Leapfrop drop down shit
>Tope ffrom babyface
>Ad break
>Return from ad break
>Heel has control some how
>Heel beats down face
>Face comeback
>Distraction bullshit
>Heel wins with rollup

No now they do 2/3 falls so it's more like three short bad matches.

Based retard calling himself out

holy cringe who read this whole shit ?

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>>Leapfrop drop down shit
Why do they have every wrestler learn and do this spot?

Who claimed (current) WWMeme had groundbreaking matches lmao. Cope more you Nujapanlet.

Snooze Japan BTFO like WW2 all over again

>brings up WWE out of nowhere
YIKES

dunno kinda wnana read all the ones so far just for the keks

desu the length and personal variations only proves that 1. this person has seen approximately two matches and then watched highlights on Twitter like a fag, and 2. the "guide" is trash, if there was actually a formula it could be written up better.

I don't give a fuck niggaaaaaaaa imma watch it anyway and enjoy it cuz theres not a damn thing you can do about it

SEETHING

AEWTISTS BTFO HOLY SHIT LMAO

And that is fine. Enjoy what you like. OP didn't even imply it was a bad thing and yet these Nu Japanlets took it personally and dilated like it's a bad thing, almost like they're aware of their house style and couldn't dare admit it kek

Worked the weebs into a frothing shoot

But he’s talking about the G1 nujabrainlet

HOLY WORKED

Imagine having the time to type all that
Have sex

nu jacucks BTFO

I love how that there's so many seething Nu Japwholets who has yet to refute OP's post because they literally can't.

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lol this

Why does every Japanese match have the
>guy on ropes
>other guy pats his chest and backs up
spot?

op ethered these weebs lol

That's a clean break you dirty bitch

age old secret to getting five stars. that and double dropkicks

That's usually Okada, some guys, like based Shingo try and whack them anyway. Okada is just full of himself.

i watch jap wrestling because i enjoy it

based

62 replies/40 posters. good OP you got the spamming aewtist to seethe once again

huh? wat u mean?

weebs boiling

Every wrestler learns how to do it in every promotion, I read once it's supposed to establish the face/heel dynamic of a match, not sure how true that is though.

Thanks for typing this out, i had a shorter one but this is perfect

Bump

Every time I see this it gets a kek. I literally think this is taped somewhere backstage

i could've watched a 60 minute time limit draw in the time it took to read this

People who can read

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

In all seriousness, this is why nujapan has become so fucking boring. It’s the same match literally every main event. Harold is lucky the gooks over there don’t mind this boring shit just because the top gooks are attractive (they aren’t).

You all should be watching NOAH and All Japan if you want matches that feel like a fight and not choreographed WWW-tier garbage.

Have you ever thought of seeking medical help?

Kek

I got my NJPW subscription but I admit I feel the first 10-15 minutes of all upper card matches are formulaic as fuck. It's okay if the crowd is hot but it can be fuckinh boring otherwise. It would help if more than one match a year, outside ZSJ matches, ended in a submission or with the body work meaning something.

Guide to WWE
>lock up
>transition into side headlock
>hold it
>hold it
>hold it
>finisher out of nowhere
>wonder why the arena is empty
>wonder why people are switching channels
>worry about losing your top guys to other, hotter, promotions

Create your own thread faggot

mmm that's good wrestlin baby

ya seethe lil guy? your greentext is low quality.

RENT FREE

>greentext to work the weebs

>81 replies
>52 posters
what a fucking spergfest

>makes fun of whojapan
>knows every minor detail of their wrestling style
ok this is epic

>makes fun
>no point in post does it sounds sarcastic
Almost like you're the one making things up in your head because everything is a console war to you

Its the most basic wrestling spot known to man, known as the 'international' because everyone knows it. It gives you time to establish face-heel because heel can hit a shoulder tackle and do some unlikeable things before hitting the ropes, then baby face does cool stuff to pop the crowd aka hip toss arm drag dropkick and then boom, crowd has someone to like and dislike and any trained wrestler can competently run this spot

>mentions the e out of nowhere
ummm sweetie who said wwe was good :)