Sign a five year deal

Well it's suppose to give you that feeling even if you haven't been cucked. It's a horrible thing to deal with, being cheated on and having to raise another man's kid. Been in old folktale stories even. Which is the point, and Maria came out of it like the bad person in this angle.

I seriously think you're letting your own insecurities cloud what happened last night. Maria shamed Mike, yes, but she never explicitly said:

>"You're not the father of my kids."

On the contrary, she said:

>"I cant believe you're the father of our kids."

Similar, but very different. This angle might change next week, who knows, but for now it's just the long term status quo for a guy, don't forget, debuted with his wife's name.

When Maria revealed that she was pregnant again Mike loudly said "How?" which implies he hasn't been fucking her since she gave birth to their firstborn.

LOL. Bruh, I know you don't have sex, but let me full you in. When in a relationship and the girl is on birth control and gets pregnant, the first question EVERY guy asks is "How?".

Leave your own insecurities out of this.

Cringe. That wasn't what was implied and you know it. The sole purpose of that entire segment was to pop Vince.

He's enjoying it. Guy is a shoot beta bitch.

>he hasn't been fucking her since she gave birth to their firstborn

3 months is a long time not to fuck a sexy slampig like maria

The joke is that Maria neutered Mike.

Do me a favor and watch the segment again with an open mind. I know you've been conditioned aka brainwashed. But nothing was said about Maria getting pregnant by another man.

dude it doesn’t imply that at all. most non virgins would think that he meant they were using birth control so how could it happen.

>Maria says she's pregnant
>Mike asks "How?"
If he's confident that he hasn't blowed a fat load into Maria's uterus, he has every right to ask how.

Please see

I was so excited when they came out. "oh fuck paulie is giving the underused talent some tv time, finally!!!" and then that cuck shit and random ass pregnancy angle out of nowhere

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A shitter like Bennett and his ugly wife deserve it.

beggin ya

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God I wish that was me

Can you prove that Maria is/was on birth control?

>photo from years ago
She hit the wall hard bro

>"can you prove"

The last vestige of white knight virgins everywhere!

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can you beleive these eternal virgins and how desperately they reach to white knight females. hilarious how they have a mini meltdown anytime a female is even remotely "insulted"and here they come rushing in on their broken down donkey and soggy wet cardboard armor screaming about m'lady and how he'll protect her and other hilarious eternal virgin bahaviors. They dont ever get laid with this gimmick online or irl and yet they usually triple down on said gimmick for life wondering why they never get past dark match jobber status in life.

You can just admit you're full of shit also because you're presenting an argument with zero evidence. Just take your L and leave.

Taken a couple weeks ago... still fuckin would. You zoomers have the weirdest standards (which is why you never get laid).

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>that hairline
Holy shit, Sasha has competition.

(guitar solo) Here's to the greatest, greatest, cuck I've ever known
I'm prepping up your bull, your bull
I'm prepping up your bull, your bull
I'm prepping up your bull, your bull
Let him cum iside your womb

vince.

>balding
oh no no no

It's the only way to draw heat in this smarky era where everyone wants to boo the cool heels.
Best heel character is a whiny SJW cuck that will rile up the alt-right babies and work them into a seething shoot

This happens to every girl mate, u dont notice on some because of bangs or style

hair don't matter when i'm burying my nose in her stinkhole

Okay but whats the pay off?
The only reason you have a heel is to get a baby face over so who is the baby face that will get over on a pregnant woman emasculating her cuck husband?
Even if someone beats her up which beating up a preggers woman is not smart TV, the pay off people want to see is the cuck husband standing up for himself and putting her in her place.
But wait its 2019 we cant say putting an abusive bitchy woman in her place that'll get you in trouble. Okay so he stands up for himself and leaves her, but she still gets the last laugh cause he will be paying alimony out the ass for a child that may not be his.
So who comes out of this looking any better? Its an awful angle that has no possible good pay off.

You’re over thinking it.

Not at all, I dont think any of this thought went into the angle its literally just to laugh at the guy who was bitching on twitter and threatening to leave.

Why are you making a big deal out of it? He barely did anything during his previous contract and got a paid rehab out of it too.