*exploits his 89 year old grandmother who is clearly experiencing memory loss and dementia for a podcast in your path*

Who is he?

who?

The only way for WWE to survive is to give FPS Doug the strap and have him beat everybody.

He would have one dimes feud with Truth

fps Doug is dead bro

yeah but its based

>Immediately goes on another beach holiday after just coming back from one

$11.99

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Granny doesn't actually exist. She would have been dead by now if she did. It's just Bryan doing a comedic voice.

Granny gets paid though

>a 44 year-old backyard wrestler.
>has never wrestled in a notable promotion.
>has contributed about as much as Rakesh Kumar Orton has to the wrestling business.
>wall-punching autists and dweebs pay $11.99 to listen to his drivel.

Is he the best businessman?

>hey granny here's a copy of my shitty shovelware book and a lance storm autograph now GET OUT THERE AND FUCK UP THEIR NAMES DAMN IT

In fairness, Rakesh is a proven draw.

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>bestselling book on Amazon, The Death of WCW, topping the charts TO THIS DAY, a decade and a half after it’s release
>works Bischoff and Russo into a sputtering rage anytime his work is brought up
>prominent feuds with top indie stars this year alone: Orange Cassidy, Marko Stunt, Jungle Boy, and more. Wrestles as a hobby and to maintain his journalistic connections
>turned his granny into a draw
>turned Big Vinny V into a draw
>helps Dave explain G1 standings with the patience of a saint
>works marks on Yea Forums, plebbit, and twitter DAILY while drawing dimes on Wrestling Observer Live and his 10 other shows

>having to pad and exaggerate to get this mark over.

You sicken me.

Granny reading clickbait wrestling articles and making Bryan seethe is the best thing on B&V though.

Prove him wrong

nice rebuttal. take a walk, bro.

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youtu.be/MU8wyemalVc

>prominent feuds with top indie stars
>Orange Cassidy, Marko Stunt, Jungle Boy, and more
All of them sucks and aren't stars whatsoever
>still mentioning Death of WCW when the NITRO book already BTFO'd that
Ok Bryan

Worked by big dick bryan

Granny is why I have been a subscriber for three years.

He’s based. He wrestles for fun and doesn’t have to stream from his mother-in-laws basement like Russo or file for bankruptcy like Bischoff. Managed to make an empire out of a dirtsheet that nobody ever read. And he still gets people to pay him every month even though he clearly has no sources. Wrestling is a work, he’s the one who out worked everyone, while they seethe.

This.
Bryan turned his hobby into his job, makes a very comfortable living from it, regularly vacations to Hawaii, like twice or more a year, also owns a beachside vacation home in Canon Beach Oregon where he vacations regularly, has a cute blonde wife and child with another on the way, has the ideal nuclear family, owns his own home in a beautiful idyllic suburban pacific northwest neighborhood, is the leader of his group of friends, has a very cushy work-life balance, only pursues things that interest him such as martial arts or pro wrestling, doesn't have to work a shitty job he hates to struggle to make ends meet. Bryan won at life dudes. He figured it out and then some. He won the game. That my friends is 100% Chad.

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based user ding-dong diddly choppin this guy with facts

Sorry, he hasn't won until he gets the gold boat.

Based Old Bat

>He figured it out and then some.
Damn! I wanna figure out how to exploit retards too.

>Chad
>5’6
Sure bud

If they elderly can't make money for the young like this, then they need to be used as an alternative source of fuel. All they do is hoard all of their wealth until giving it all to a nursing home, let's stop the cycle.

His height is irrelevant. he won at life.
I'm betting you didn't.
Keep reaching for desperate straws to clutch at.

Who is she?

Vinny is what got me to sub initially before I was ever even aware of who Dave Meltzer was and what his role was in the world of pro wrestling.
I really identified with his depressed everyman schlub perspective on things. And the odd couple dynamic he & Bryan have.

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Granny is a work, mark.

>the NITRO book already BTFO'd that
Citation needed

Come on now, you know a book's legit when it unironically cites nWoWolfpacTV as a source

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This. Granny is a self admitted gimmick at this point.

>summer of 29

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Younger more passionate Vinny was number two behind Granny, especially his burial of Chris Harris which I watched on Youtube early. He's kind of boring now though.

Who is this fag and why does he have the popup menu from a pizza place sitting on his end table?

Lotta geeks in this thread need to get CHOPPED

Does it actually cite Wolfcuck as a source? Was thinking of picking it up.

twitter.com/ARedSapphire

yeah once he got married and dropped all the weight and generally got his life in order he got boring because he wasn't depressed & apathetic about life anymore. I feel like a dick saying that cos he seems like a great guy IRL and I'm glad he's happy now but still, for entertainment value he was better when he was a depressed drunk bachelor

>twitter.com/ARedSapphire
>that hip to waist ratio
>regularly attends PWG
holy waifu