Starts show with a falls count anywhere where two monsters fight with no bullshit, just destroy each other

>starts show with a falls count anywhere where two monsters fight with no bullshit, just destroy each other
>match ends with massive destruction, effectively making Braun look like a monster and not a geek
>despite this, Braun is shown as maybe not being so invincible as everyone thought, giving a room to think Lashley may have a chance of winning the feud
>story left in cliffhanger so you have to tune in next week
>immediately go to another match
>first wild card of the night, but only brought because Joe is a RAW star and has to continue the feud
>Joe is actually booked strong, VIking Raiders get to look good as well.
>Kofi loses, showing he isn't invincible, effectively bringing him back to the underdog status that worked so well for him pre-WM
>Actual stakes are created for tonights main event
>24/7 title is no longer aimlessly moving but now has an actual storyline
>Cesaro looks strong despite getting jobber entrance
>Carder doesn't get physical but instead gets to do an effective promo. Drew looks strong in escape
>Lacey and Corbin have a match to show they can work together pretty well. Kept short to prevent X-Pac heat.
>Actual man on woman interference is shown.
>gets rid of 2 out of three falls retarded gimmick quick and books the last fall as a regular single match after commercial
>second wildcard Ellias is brought to continue RAW's Miz story. His old and boring stick is cut to show Miz aggressive side at last
>mixed tag match shows woman on man action is finally possible. Creates storyline for newly signed superstars while keeping the champs strong.
>Storyline for the SD champ is advanced without making the SD champ look like a geek. third and final wildcard in Carmella
>AJ turns heel, giving good closure to his story with the good brother instead of a shit payoff burying them
>Now US title match looks important.
>all this while introducing more edge without going full unprotected head chairshot retard
Thank you Paul E

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Thanks jew

Yeah, wwe is based again.

>books the champion to be a femdom cuck who gets bullied by his gf called "the man"
>blacked angle
>extreme feminist angle where a women uses a man to get pregnant then assaults and humiliates him publicly
>whole show of womens empowerment and man hating
>all the niggers go over except one white guy beats a nigger, then immediately gets bullied by his wife

thank you jew

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I don't watch WWMEME, so I don't care.

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fuck off /pol/

Just when I thought I could go back to playing video games Monday/Tuesday night WWE comes in and slaps the controller out of my hand.. Thanks, Paul!

You are on as/pol/ buddy.

Do you expect me to ready "all that shit"
(By you)?

look at this cope

>if i say /pol/ then it will be a good argument which invalidates legitimate criticism!
how do you liberals even breathe

AEW is fucking finished before it even really got started

There was way too much cuck yaaas queen shit

yeah because WWE just completely monopoloized the market for liberals and cucks and trannies, taking all AEWs business away

>based club back in business
>Based Lady Killer Corbin actually assaulted a woman
>Big time Hoss match to kick off the show
Holy shit lads we're fucking back

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>Drew looks strong in escape
um...literally wat? lmao he looked like a fucking coward and carder almost forgot his lines
>His old and boring schtick
Elias is based af and any time he's allowed to actually play/sing he gets over huge with it

>slightly less shit than usual
>OH MY GOD BASED

Thats not even /pol/ minus the fact that he said the n word. I just what even and then you, two took his fucking bait. Jesus kill me.

these false finishes are gay as fuck though just put him in a headlock and wait for the commercial jesus

Is it just me or did the camerawork seem less nauseating tonight, too?

Best Raw in years unironically.

no it was horrendous, if this is an improvement idk how the audience isn't usually just having seizures

The raws just keep getting better

are you saying you're legit /pol/?

>bait

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Vince won't allow it

>arguements
nerd.

I have started genuinely disliking people who talk about "stories" and "storylines"

then go watch NJPW and their gay fake fighting spirit choppa matches with no story or stakes and just gay anime shit

The fans are absolutely delusional bro.

Ellias kills ratings. He should be in Main Event not ruining RAW

Until AEW debuts on TV this is all we're getting, so might as well be slightly optimistic over Vince not having a death grip on the shows and using them for his personal amusement

You stay on Yea Forums long enough and eventually you take red pill. You can live in blue pill land forever. Or you can look at the cold hard truth.

You sound dumb

Isnt it Ironic?

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>so might as well be slightly optimistic over Vince not having a death grip on the shows and using them for his personal amusement
That's not even the issue. The problem was too many people trying to pitch stuff and constantly running him ragged with their shit that he has to rewrite so it's presentable.
Now that Heyman and Bischoff are installed as gatekeepers Vince has more time to devote to the show as a whole without having to micromanage every little thing because most of the shit will have been filtered out, tweaked, and refined by Bischoff and Heyman before it crosses his desk.
I envision it as a return to the old days where it's just Vince and the other two sitting by his pool fleshing out the week's shows.

Cut. It. Out.

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As opposed to WWE's gay Jerry Springer soap opera kuck diva shit? lol

Based

>>extreme feminist angle where a women uses a man to get pregnant then assaults
that's the opposite of feminist ya geek,
that's pure traditional, a man might beat his wife in private but he'd never beat her in public and never beat her when she's preggers

Yeah, his schtick shoulda ended with his burial by Wigger Cena at Mania.

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cringe

>AJ turns heel, giving good closure to his story with the good brother instead of a shit payoff burying them
I just got done watching Raw and the Kevin Dunn angles during the beat down were unbearable.

>carder almost forgot his lines
Theres no "almost" about it, he was rambling.

Do wrestlers actually have personalities that makes me care for them now or are they all still generic frowny guys and generic smiley guys?

also
>24/7 title is no longer aimlessly moving but now has an actual storyline
What are they doing with the title?

stop being a non-white.

Which sad WWE intern got paid to type all this out?

This. Mark is a shell

Segments like that are why wrestlers are forced to recite a script down to the letter. I'll bet my last dime that Carder didn't have a script for that segment.

>are why wrestlers are forced
In WWE. Some wrestlers can do it, some can't.

>In WWE
Obviously, we're talking about Undertaker here.

>we're
Go back

I don't think that this was a great show, except for the first fight, but compared to other RAW shows, it was like comparing night and day.