RAM Gamethread #2

Well it was nice while it lasted.

Same old shit

Pregame is not a Gamethread.

That was the pre game thread

TAKE THE BELT OFF KOFEFE

>6man tag
Welp, back to being shit.

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FUCKING FUCK

YOU HAD TO DO IT

Pregame isn't a thread faggot, your fault for pushing that shit

Pancake bulbasaurs and restarting matches for no reason. Way to kill RAM.

>Let Paul write the start of the show to get people interested
>Then Vince goes back to making his 6 man tag matches
You almost had me hooked

Who's winning tomorrow Brasil or Argentina?
For me, Everton is going to summer of 92'd Messhit

Nope, this is the 2nd thread. Seethe more, cuck.

Its going to take time to get rid of this shit

>top champions of both brands are lame ducks
Fix this first.

the summer of 92

who would you put the stap on?

>6 man tag

so much for change

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Just don't book a 6-man, it's not that hard.

i hope so

don't name any thread "pregame" next time dipshit

Fuck it lads: No asking tonight, splurging for Pizza Hut tonight.

Thank U Mr Heyman

Steph

>Joe vs Kofi in a ladder match
...why

Someone mentioned the Street Profit$... did they just appear in the crowd and leave once they heard those gunshots go off?

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Holla holla holla!

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Heyman told vince to make it a ladder match. Maybe he's trying to get kofi hurt. Pretty based

OH MY GAWD

enjoy, brother

Vince is very headstrong. It will take alot of convincing

Based pizza poster

because it's extreme rules so it can't be a normal match ya simp

i tell you every week to get domino’s
why do you do this

I got a 10 off 20 coupon if you want it user, works on the 19.99 big dinner box if you add something to get the price over 20

>6 MAN TAG BAD
cringe
Thats based though, Kofi should be great in a ladder match

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what did I miss?

>Take a nap.
>Miss Bobbo vs Braun.
Goddammit.

cringe

>fat men vs black men

And the universal title?

Give me some more (you)s faggots.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>one pyro display was enough for asp to slurp the oozing diarrhea from WWE's shit hole

america at its finest

God damn, Kingston is so fucking awful. Look at these transitions and moves. Nothing but stupid strikes.

>Dat Kofi Kingston booking

WWE championship?

>giving me a (you) without even a hottie post
brain fucked

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SHE DID IT AGAIN

JOE ACTUALLY WON A MATCH

why dont new day do the hakoden. thats a real cool move

>no KOFIWINSLOL

KOFI LOST

KOFI LOST

FUCK SAKE FINALLY KOFI LOST

Keep doing this shit, needs to be a Six-Man tag title. At least there'd be something to fight over.

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they wont, but they absolutely should put the belt on Joe

Wow Kofi finally lost a match

>JOE LOOKING LIKE A THREAT
BASED AS FUCK
THANK YOU PAUL

No more burying the rest of the roster for Kofi

BASED JOE

papa john btfo
based and hut pilled

hottie

BASED HEYMAN, FUCK KOFI

KOFI BTFO

KOFI LOST
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER

COCAINE CLUTCH BACK TO TOP TIER

wow Kofi losing a match. it's been forever

'Member when everyone said Kofi would drop the Mania title at the following ppv?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

Bros is joe going to get the ding-dong diddly strap

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7299864
Thanks for the (you) dipshit

Why does Renee still have an announcing job?

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Good.
This means Kofi goes over in the pre-PPV show and fucking finally loses the title.

>Joe booked as a winner in Paul Heyman's era

Good

Lmao tfw your champion just got choked unconscious on tv

>another Miz and Elias 2/3 Falls match

LMAO trash

Well Played

>Joe actually looking like a threat
This has to be Heyman

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Good excuse to make Joe lose again since it gives Kofi an advantage. Then they can drag the feud out longer.

The viking raiders are looking pretty good too.

The problem is it's to kill time by turning it into a 6 man after a shit finish

>2 OUT OF 3 FALLS

>Based 6-man tag champ poster

Answer: "Pussy"

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HAHAHAHA KOFIETTY BTFO

>miz and elias again
>2 out of 3 falls

yeah, nothing changed. you all got worked by 1 swear word and some flashy lights.

Awwwwwww look at WWE doing a good job of making Joe look credible. It's actually kind of cute.

>2 out of 3 falls
why is this a thing every single week?

2 OUT OF 3 FALLS? AGAIN? FUCKING REALLY?

>Kofi's first loss post-mania is joe choking him out
BASED

did he marry a paki?

Oh jade...

MOMMY!

Heyman in charge of creative not matches.

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Joe always looks like a threat though until it's the match that matters then he loses the feud. Welcome newfriend

Holy shit Spud did good

Based Drake hitting in the big leagues.

Lol i thought the same thing.
Hope so.

Brettttty based

Based Truth

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>Spuds wife getting to be an onscreen character now

oh wow

GOOD FUCKING LUCK ERIC BISCHOFF

OOOOH MAMA.

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got damn i somehow deleted your post reply to my reply.

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RAW BTFO

How did a manlet like Spud find this woman?

Why the fuck is Kofi a champion, he was the smallest guy in that ring and looked like a fucking jobber, even babyface sympathy aside

Bros, I was supposed to go with my GF to the shore tonight, but she called me and said she was told last minute she has to work night shift at her job tonight. She never worked night shift before.

This isn't what I think it means, right?

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING MILKIES ON HER. BASED FUCKING MAVERICK

Drake Mavercik/Spud is really likeable shame he is a midget cause he is attractive too.
no homo

Vince influence still there

rent free

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BLACKED

Fireworks and bimbo characters, this is epic.

Drake Maverick is kinda bases

Look at the fun bags on that hosehound.

cucked

he deserved to have his wedding ruined for marrying a mexican(?)

GIMME CHOCCY MILKIES REEEEE

based mav and based troof

Shes watching raw

Yea, you have a good girlfriend

R Truth is literally Bugs Bunny

>good
kek

She's definitely spending some time with a guy who's skin is dark as night

They're doing it to get the commercials in. Instead of during the action it'll be between falls.

Bro...

That old Undertaker music > his current music.

What's the name of the girl with the huge tits?

Wish there was a alarm go off on my fone when Lexi shows up so I watch Glastonbury rips.

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Holy shit Dana's mouth looks terrible

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
RAW ABOUT TO GET BADASS

lads
Drake's wife...

He gives me hope as a fellow 5'8 manlet

only Hey Man would have the balls to tap out the WWE Champion. Bafed.

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Seems to be going back to 2003.

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posting then gonna go wash my hand.

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>The Carder Situation
at least they used his best entrance theme

just ONE cuckina crotch away from a new wwe champion

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easy way to stretch the time without half the roster
god forbid he allow some of the lower card to get any TV time

Way to make it look even more arbitrary and fake

Are you gay? Do you not see the fucking MILK BAGS on that woman?

Maybe Cody should learn a thing or two about it, because Darby is looking like a fucking joke right now

Congrats on the degits

Based, enjoy lad.

BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Back to your tranny wrestling you go

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>Drake's wife wins the title
>He "pins" her to win it back and consummate his marriage
based

Wait till Joe wins the strap!

BASED TRUTH

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Didn't the Miz and Elias just have a 2 out of 3 falls match, why are they doing it again

BASED!

3 hrs in ask for a pic of work

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>pyro
>bimbos
>storylines
Yeah, I think Raw is back on top guys.

based

Basado.

lol why would you wash your... oh.

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thots that discard guys by their height are not worth it, friend.

You will find a good girl. Cheers.

now listen here ya shit

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same old shit

Plot twist: R Troof gets it back from her instead

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Bridgette B

she's actually a wrestler in nxt apparently

Dana Brooke getting that easy pay day

Holy shit his wife has TIDDIES

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Eric take will be more wcw 97.

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>T. Manlet

AJ looked at the camera.

So we're getting a big heel stable and the demon finn balor is gonna hang out in the rafters ?

>ricoshit
based gallows

Would be nice but no.

Based AJ still trying to save his good brothers

>wildcard rule
>it's always the same guys
why can't we get the based vigilante ali?

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why are you guys calling him spud?

Onky week 1 desu.

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>MY HOT ASIAN WIFE
?

>RICOSHIT
what did gallows mean by this?

Cuck Anderson is betting his hot asian wife!

#hotasianwife

Only based 6-man tag belts. World Class starring these guys. RIP Bam Bam and Buffy Jack.

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Karl confirmed cuck

>turn on raw
>first words i hear are "my hot Asian wife"

Can't they just turn him heel, give him both world titles and start the new bullet club in WWE so they can put every fucking wrestler in it like the NWO?
Still better than the vomit we have now.

>cuck angle

ruined the show with a cuckold angle

>my hot Asian wife is on the line
You're fucking on!

>MY HOT ASIAN WIFE

THIS IS SO FUCKING HEYMAN

>ricoshit

HOT

Did Karl just whore out his wife?

Aj and good brothers are RAW simp

Karl gonna get cucked

>my hot asian wife is on the line

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>hot asian wife
is he the yoshi poster?

what the fuck is going on

>Jose changed his hair
Wow

whatcha eatin for the show anons?
TorontoCHAD here. for me, it's chicken parm with a side of AIDS

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Raw is cuckoldry

Hana is on the line weebs

LITERALLY BETTING YOUR NINTENDO WIFE.

BASED BIG LG KEKING UNCLE GUNKA

Or Buddy Murphy

BLACKED & KEKED
kek

>heyman promoting cuckoldry
gonna go rewatch DoN. Later

BLACKED

DRAKE GETTING KEKED

>HEYMAN PUSHING CESARO
FUCKING BASED AS HELL

>Here how bout I bet that you can fuck my soulless wife
Kek

literally billions of women have tits
have sex

>promos/segments 10 outta 10
>matches still 6

Putting sideways pussy on the line is based tho

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Vince literally got it from the "orientals", he loves to bury JR.

blacked and cucked

>Cesaro not getting an entrance over fucking No Way Jose
>Cesaro stuck in bullshit 24/7 shit

Why is this show so lewd.

>jew writes a cuck angle

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That’s what they’re building to. They’ll lose until they snap

top kek

His name on TNA was Rockstar Spud. Much better than this Maverick shit.
Truth gogglin them tits.

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>best asslete

What did AJ mean?

>a jew booking a cuck angle
How original Haymen

based jew writing in double cuck angles

I literally came from expanding this image what in the actual fuck

Did you idiots complaining about the Wildcard rule notice that Carmella isn't with R-Truth? Stop complaining about everything faggots.

>Cesaro getting jobber entrance
damn Heyman already fired for booking a based first hour

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he was rockstar spud in TNA

I'm talking about Elias
he has to debut on sd first

This bitch is gold

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But an Irishman has been writing them for over a decade

kek

WE STREET PROFITS

It's No Way GI Jose

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Why does raw need more tag teams

Lmao Gaytch is gonna lose his shit over these two getting called up right after he finally put the titles on them

Is that Andre 3000

STREET PROFITS

Cesaro's entrance sucks.

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Why did Jose not try to pin him

RAW is BLACKED

TNA creating bigger stars than WWE

Are these the black usos?

>we black
what a gimmick

I have a friend that looks like Terry Gordy

>D'Lo Brown Jr
>Son of Malcolm X
Who the fuck are these faggots?

BASED PG CRYME TYME ABOUT TO BLACK BLISSBERG
he looks like a crash bandicoot characters

Is their gimmick just being black?

Are theses guys' gimmicks just WE WUZ

Heyman always been pro tags.

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Coffee is feuding with Joe?

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He came out to cut a promo on Ali. And he was part of Super showdown

>Angelo Dawkins made it to the main roster
Truly the darkest timeline.

F
A
M

Usos should take them to the wrestlers court for gimmick infringement

>Bullshit 24/7 shit
Have you not been watching recently bro? Its been the best part of the programme every week

This. Go back to the french rap over Malenkos old instrumental

>WWE calling up their minor league black tag team right after AEW make Private Party look like stars
SHOOK

Get Juicy J and Project Pat out of here

Oh sheet they bringing back cryme tyme?

Ugh...another great tag team from NXT for Vince to ruin...

lol black people are funny

>more niggers
great

When did Cryme Tyme become NXT Tag Team Champions?

they love to have fun maggle

I don't care much for black people

cringe niggers

Why are they getting called up when they JUST won the belts in nxt?

>Charlie dripping waterfalls in front of the Phropets.
she's gone and never coming back

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no that's just all niggers

>Cryme Tyme 2.0

Hopefully they don't screw it up this time

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No Way Jose is still employed?

He isn't. He was clearly portrayed as being above all that garbage

I'm really worried bro

Usos are the ones pretending to be black

These niggers are terrible

NEW THREAD

Wait is there gonna be Bray tonight?

BA$ED
$TREET
PROFIT$

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I worship the anus like a beta negro

Vince doesn’t watch or care about NXT

EVERYONE IN HERE

cringe

fuck you, you dumb fucking nigger

Does this pussy trimmer advert mean that women decided that hair growing on pube bone is natural and bald as a 10yo ain't?

BASED

IN:

bro wtf nobody gets called in on Monday nights. she ding-dong diddly gettin BLACKED

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she's doing something raw, that's for sure.

youtu.be/CKt_la4CgbA?t=157

here she is in motion.

NEW

cope

Based IICONIC commercial

Actually this. Why waste time on his shit entrance. The important thing is that he got out looking really strong. That's Heyman Phylosophny 101. Highten his strength, hide his weakness.

So far RAW hasn't been bad

Time for Shane

i hope so

not long, jon moxley is on aew and we saw what happened to aj lee when cm punk left