RAM Gamethread #1: The Duality of Man Edtion

Rate my wrestle crate goodies this month

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SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CANCEL MODERN FAMILY
FUCK THAT JEW TRASH SHITSHOW

here we go boys!

Did I just see the Street Profits or am I crazy?

BREATHE... WITH THE SIMPBLADE.

>Seff
>Beck Cringe
>New Gay
RATINGS BTFO

I was just about to ask why they were shown

Was that a botched camera spot ?

wondered who that was

yea, I saw them too

>doesn't open with Paul E
DROPPED

wat

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we're all in here

>Senile Vince ready to botch another NXT tag team
kek, someone stop the absolute madman...

>Tell me you didn't pay money for this

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Why don’t they dump Graves and the female and bring Booker T back?

Who

Fucking great so far

>5 minutes in and we have a match instead of a 20 minute promo
It's a better start, at least

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>pregame
nah

>spending money on this
KWAB

two niggers who couldn't beat the Viking Experience

>raw starts off with an actual match
what the fuck?

MVP is BACK

Booker isnt bland enough in their minds.

The new Street Profits

insider here. STREET PROFITS WILL BE MAKING AN APPEARANCE

Why are these idiots watching them through their smartphones

Why isnt this feud for the world title?

Dear god, no! Is he alright?

BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED BOBBO BASED

he's been "raped" many times since then. Some pros think he's into it.
BASED BOBBO

>Michael cole said fans instead of WWE Universe
What the fuck?

So much red

PYROS CONFIRMED

wrestling on a wrestling show.... whats going on

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!!!

shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

WTF I LOVE WWE NOW

Pyro and swearing, we did it lads we are back.

Cory Graves Just said shit

>shit
>pyro
HOLY FUCK BASED PAUL

>breaking the stage
>graves saying shit
WE BACK BOYS
BASED PAUL E GONNA BRING BACK THE ATTITUDE ERA

Based Heyman literally saving WWE

fucking pyro and cursing is back!!

>Heyman saves WWE in 10 minutes

LMAO AEW MADE THEM BRING BACK FIREWORKS

Fuckin HEYMAN

EEE CEE DUB
EE
CEE DUB

I can see Heyman's hand already. Vince would never book the feud to get interesting ever. Also Vince wouldn't book Braun as an actual monster without comedy.

>Holy Shit
WE OUT CHEA RAWCHADS

THANK YOU HEYMAN

Thank you Mr. Heyman

THEY BROKE THE LED FLOOR.

WHAT A BUNCH OF SHITHEADS.

These modern shit chants really kill any moment

Unironically fantastic spot.
I do hope no one was hurt.

I liked the spot but why all the fireworks kek

This is big league wrestling.

RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED RAW IS SAVED

WWE CHADS ARE BACK IN THE DRIVING SEAT BOYS

>THEY ARE COUNTING

Any tarp shots?

I sold my Tix to some drapes

looks like raw is back on the menu boys

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BASED CROWD

Every time they've broken the set a new one debuts next week so...new set?

It's already cancelled, don't worry

There's people actually visible on the tarp side right now.

Seriously, who on this roaster needs to get buried the most?

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>the ref isn't counting them

That was unironically fun wtf

Kek, 10 count

As a massive AEWchad even I must admit this is legit the best start to a RAW I've seen in forever can't remember when.

guys i'm thinking this is real....

Is this real or am I being worked?

They had a good thing but this is dragging. Hurry up already.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

RAWKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.

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These crowds are fucking aids. Soibitch amerikikes have ruined entertainment

Are we getting worked? BASED

Big Leagues!

AM I BEING WORKED, LADS

Kino

YEAH, I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK BABY

holy worked. i can read the articles about wrestler safety already

Holy shit zoomers are actual marks

THANK YOU PAUL

THANK YOU PAUL

THANK YOU PAUL

Holy fucking worked

Its realism aspect. Same shit when Outlaws pushed the dumpster

And BASED FILTER ruined your whiny bitch post.

>commercial break with no outro
i think this is is real

BASED HEYMAN WORKING THE MARKS

>are we getting worked posts
WORKED

tell me more

Playing catch up. Did Graves say Holy shit?

yup. attitude era confirmed back

>crowd started a 10 count

Well damn they're even interested

That's because they are busy firing Graves

>Worked post about fans talking about being worked
Worked

He did say it yes

wrasslin is BACK!!

>are we getting worked worked posts
WORKED INTO A SHOOT

He did. It was awesome! Hopefully heyman means no more packets

Ok now they ruined it. MOVE ON NO ONE THINKS THIS IS REAL

How angry is Pauletty that Paul Heyman is once again the top Paul in the business?

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>thank you heyman

remember lads: jews are based af

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>THANK YOU HEYMAN
BASED SMARKS

Calling it right now, they will return later to finish the match

>Anything Jay White related
Gonna be a based from me.

>>Worked post about fans talking about being worked
>Worked
WORKED

local medical facility. WORKED

>retards believing this is real
BASED PAUL E STILL GOT IT

Based Bobo

>thank you heyman chants
BASED

>THEY ARE CLAPPING

anyone make a webm yet?

>owen voices
yawn

Surprised Michael Cole actually said "holy shit" on the air. Doesn't he know this is PG show? I'm thinking I need to tweet the sponsors my disappointment.

1 hour later, it's an ambulance match!!

based cole's solemn voice

dumbass

The absolutely beauty thing is they STILL need to finish their feud! So good

IT'S A HOSPITAL YOU RETARD.

I missed the first 15 mins, what happened e-chads???

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>michael cole's "serious" voice
always fucking hated this bullshit
someone get cole and his clowns off commentary and bring back based book and pair him up with tom phillips

>all those retards who said Heyman wasn't going to improve things
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

That was Cory graves

Based memories of owned hart

wait did you fuckheads actualyl think running through a pannel and pyro going off for 20 seconds was a shoot? you're retarded

Guess what? BICH

worked

Theyre replaying it 10 times

Based russo

>worked shoot

fucking gay, get on with it, falling 4 feet onto a crash mat with some fireworks omg

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This is 69D chess by Vince. He's actually going to try this episode while Paul isn't even doing anything yet and say "see I told you it's just you being anti vince and the show has been good the whole time" then rescind on having Paul Heyman and bischoff be head of anything

You missed the best oping to raw in years

renee is trying not to laugh

god damn renee young lookin like a snack!
i wanna nibble on those legs

It's a work
Jeff Hardys pyro accident was similair, i thought it was a shoot too at the time

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Yikes

The replay look great

Renee lookin sticc

>>>Worked post about fans talking about being worked about fans being worked
>>Worked
>Worked
WORKED

this is cringe

>these disclaimers that violence happens
Lads...

Refs went in the trucks right? Falls count anywhere dudes, definitely gonna see them later in the show.

You simps getting worked by this lel

This looks so fucking carny.

Renee being silent is interesting

Rene hasn't said anything in like15 minutes

Hey, it's the War Raiders.

awh shit i cant come back from that. laters Yea Forums

THE VIKING EXP

Oh shit that'd be great

THE VIKING EXPERIENCE. CAN PAUL E SAVE THEM?

>Wildcard rule still in effect
cringe

>work your way up, user

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is raw actually going to change?

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ya seethe tranny?

Damn. Still trying to pull up a stream.

Haven't watched in years but the hype on this board has me Rock hard.

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Guys i want to shit but i don't want to miss raw

lmao are they really doing the rest of the show without the titantron

Heyman does it again!! Fucking genius!

>fighting in a hospital
based

>The electronics are still off
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>worked
WORKED SON

No more light show or video packages for the rest of the show? What a way to save a dollar Jew Paul! Very clever

Thank you Heyman.

This was all so they could hide the tarps and shoot that side of the stadium

Is lashley and Braun gonna wake up and go at it at the hospital?

Thank you heyman
Clapclap clapclapclap

I pray to Hulk Hogan that they start fighting in the hospital.

No

ya seethe

It's just one team for now, notice how for the Undertaker promo they didn't mention Roman, just Shane (who can be on any show because he's the owner) and Taker.

Paul E might respect the rules of 4 at least.

Renee looks like Cindy Brady when she couldn't say the capital of Louisiana.

So a new raw set now ?

STEVE AUSTIN IS BACK.

RAW IS KINO.

IS THIS THE TRUE POWER OF ECHADS?

they pushed a plastic grate into a pile of firecrackers
it just had a cool lingering shot afterwards

if this was the attitude era they would

>cole actually selling the angle instead of immediately switching moods when the vikings come out

WELL, IS HE!

Anyone post the graves holy shit with sound?

Her BBC bull just went to a medical facility.

Based DFW, got an Angel Pitchers soul already today, now Bobbo and Braun.

Seriously, does anybody care about the Universal Title or WWE Title? Because the only thing that has been entertaining and getting views has been the 24/7 championship.

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agreed

>Straight Up Steve Austin

is it dimes?

Anybody else hoping Roman would get his revenge on Braun and flip the ambulance

here you go
taima.tv/r/woooalt

AEWtist trannies SHOOK

cringe

>mfw tomorrow it's announced Vince wrote the opening

I want to believe we'll have at least one good segment a day instead of just total shit

Is this shoot Heymans doing?

I thought he wasnt going to be director tonight?

AEWTISTS SEETHING

after years of dissapointment, I'm not gonna tell you yes yet, pretty skeptical still

>yfw Braun throws loaded bedpan onto Bobo

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Now someone scrap that shitty mixed tag match angle.

So i guess this is thread 2? a dead thread 1? wtf delete mods, do a better job. this one is already at 200 doofus
bob strong
bobo will prevail

bobbo is fine. wresling is not for reals

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herk

I give until right after the show when Meltzer hears about it from a “trusted source”

Plans change

what did i ding-dong diddly miss

Im impressed that something actually happened on raw . but how long can they keep it up?

and right back to normal
kek

Reminder you can thank Paul Heyman too for making the attitude era what it was. If it wasn't for Paul running ECW making it so based both Vince's wouldn't have thought to rip off ECW.

based Graves shitting on the nig gay and the wild card

If Paul is booking RAM and Bischoff Smack then who will book the PPVs?

>frst half hour
>not a single mention of Rollins

HOLY SHIT

Why the fuck do we have to see New Day wrestle every fucking week on both shows?

He’s probably not but the meme train has left the station

Braun shoot killed Bobbo

Thank You Heyman

It's already back to normal

Not until Graves shoots a water rifle at Lexi or Mandy' ass.

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Can Paul make Roman or Seth interesting?

Dude they are talking shit about the wild card rule too

Thought Big E was long term injured?

I'm sure he's going to be fine.

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>Switches in the middle of the womyns match to Bobbo and braun beating each other senseless with bedpans

Bump limit is 500.

Bobby Lashley went the way of Owen Hart

Kino opening

i can't believe RAW wasn't immediately boring.

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literally the first thing they said, drone

Not until they get belts off rollins and Kofi

Picked up Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.
It's a good game.

>Hulk Hogan entered the arena
per Dave Meltzer

>Nig day
And we're back to no dimes

It’s already over

>no pancakes
THANK YOU PAUL

nothing

Vince, duh

I mean they do sell a lot of merch

based

They'll book their own guys.

Any downsides

So how bad is Bischoff's Smackdown going to be?

He had a minor endoscopic procedure done

just wait until kofi comes out

Bischoff runs Smackdown though

Hogan gonna run in and help the new day
>dont worry niggers the Hulksters got your back!

It would have been cool if there was a short Vince vignette where he demanded the tron be fixed. Then they could have a couple of engineers just working on it in the background during this match.

xDD

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Smackdown Girls, and Hulk Hogan

This commentary is fucking grating
>e-experts say the Viking Raiders will be multiple time tag champions
Fucking who

is this real? I'm so used to their shit I didn't notice, can other anons confirm?

>Titantron already back on
You told me they were going to keep it off for the whole show

I got off the boat, still need to play more

After the chair shot in aew and now this, I don't think I can watch wrestling anymore. This is too dangerous. Wwe and aew should be ashamed.

Unless he kills Kofi, it will be worse than Raw

based

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>new thread
>started at 230
do your job AP

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I know he can kick my ass but Big E looks like a big ass baby in that leotard

Back to regularly scheduled boring

>Start RAW white-hot
>It's already slowing down to a fucking crawl

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Well he’s bringing Glacier back

Thanks, that's the stream I was trying to pull up (the main channel had Botchamania, WTF)

HOLY SHIT
streamable.com/ofnww

NO MATCHES IN MY COMMERCIALS DAMN IT

BASED
now kill Kawfi

6 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH

JOE JOE JOE JOE

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BASED KIKE DOES IT AGAIN HOLY SHIT

>inb4 6 man tag

6 MAN TAG MATCH PLAYA

and now a commercial and a six man when we come back

Fuck yeah good finish no one cares about the wrestling bro

Ziggler is winning the strap, Satan

INTERFERENCE?
ON MY RAW?

>another commercial break reset
yeah, Heyman sure is changing things up...

AEW fan here. Are there any wrestlers who use baby oil as a weapon? Otherwise I might have to change the channel..,

good call

Does she do indies?

Miriam a cute

>LOGICAL STORYLINES
>LOGICAL STORYLINES
>LOGICAL STORYLINES

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Thanks

NEW THREAD

>pyro
>swears
could this be the show where lexi shows her feet?

>2 New Day matches in one night
>sudden six man tag after the commercial break

yeah Raws back to being shit again

Based Heyman advancing storylines and avoiding wrestling during the ad break at the same time

If this doesn't turn into a 6 man Playa my faith in raw will be restored

I can't take Kofi seriously as champion

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It's like good sex. Oh wait, never mind.

Why is Vince's commercial rule still in effect?

It has some performance issues here and there, but they're few and far between and are slowly being patched out.
Can't really think of any thing else, just know that it is very much a Koji Igarashi game.

Also play it on something other than the Switch, that version is kinda busted right now.

Is it just me or did they purposely not say Kingston and only call him kofi?

Also i love joe

Also best start to raw in a while

Thats weird

Match that did not go through commercial, good. If there is not a six man tag when we come back we are on a good start.

BASED KIKE MAGIC

>having matches in the commercial break is a good thing

GET IN HERE

so does everyone

Vince is in charge

It's Vince's show ya simp

The Rock isn't black.

if theres a 6 man tag after the break nothing has changed and im going to bed

Hopefully Paul can convince Vince to at least get rid of Renee on commentary because she is god awful.

>advancing storylines
>another "heel attacks Kofi/ND from behind" episode
You sound very easy to impress

Too much faith

I'll try it

cole literally screamed kingston, simp.

Number One Title in the whole of the WWE

you called it pal, fuck this shit

Get that ass banned, coon.

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you dont want to watch kofi land a weak kick and score a pin?

NEW

gn user

>having all the wrestlers just stand around in the ring awkwardly waiting for their cue to start again and completely killing the crowd is even better

US commercial full of fastfood kek

All the divas who belive in womens rights about to get buried and replaced by hot thots getting spanked with a hotdog.
Bayley can stay if she starts wearing lingerie she seems too slutty irl to believe in women's rights.

This. How much more fake do you want wwe to look?

>black men vs fat men

same old shit

Get that ass banned, drone.

I think you mean local medical facility.