RAW PREGAME THREAD #1:

I'm legit excited to see what Paul.E.Dangerously will bring tonight

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Paul should bring back sluts.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ihhcNez85fc

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Hope we get some Bray kino tonight

Realistically speaking, how long can WWE afford to have such low ratings and attendance before they get in trouble?

They are drawing on par or worse than deathbed WCW right now although obviously they arent financially as mismanaged as it was

still better than the nonexistant intro of 2019. I don't even know what the new ram song is. last one I remember was enemies and it sucked

Got my drink and snacks ready gonna be LIT

They signed a bazillion dollar deal last year so they'll be fine

I've been looking forward to the 7/1/2019 episode of RAW since I was a kid and the first episode of RAW came on. I knew this was going to be the biggest night in rasslin history. Tommy Dreamer motivated a fan to come out and murder Vince, Brock, and Heyman before hitting Dreamer's pose and an heroing with his comments. He knew Paul E was coming back. He knew what he was doing
BASED TOMMY

>1 post in to the thread
>AEW already mentioned
r e n t f r e e

BASED HEYMAN THE JEW WILL SAVE RAW

He did it for the Eli Drake

I watch WWE and AEW.

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6 months. Then they'll lose their timeslot. Which means it wont be shown live.

After a year, it might get cancelled. Revenue wise, you're talking like a decade assuming they manage to keep what little fans the have left buying merch and tickets, but people aren't buying tickets.

TNA's touring schedule was immensely profitable for them before they went WCW 2.0 and that was because they selling out 7500 seaters for what were essentially house shows all over the US and Europe, twice a year. WWE are struggling to draw 7500 people to their tapings, never mind a house show. The last time they were in the UK they didn't sell out half of the dates and the only House show they did in Scotland didn't sell out.

There would be so much improvement by simply doing things they used to, like pyro, titantrons and competent direction.

Fyter Fest was almost as bad as Stomping Grounds

Fence sitting pussy

fucking gay nerd

BASED RAM

>AEW house show better than Marque WWE PPV with multiple title matches
The absolute state.

>house show
>you had to pay to watch it

What is this house show meme? Is this how people cope with the fact that it wasn't very good? They broadcasted it all across the world

New talking point from Meltzer

no i didn't

Seething ROHomos

I see, that's some mental gymnastics then lol. N-no it wasn't an actual PPV even though it was shown live online, i-it was just a house show

>paying for PPVs

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Its like those "supershows" the E did except theyre not performing for a bunch of goat fucking ragheads

what would you call it?
it wasn't a PPV because you didn't have to pay per view
it wasn't a house show either

youtube.com/watch?v=bZlRy9QqD0M

Televised live event

It literally was a shitty house show, it was a cross promotion with another event and it was booked like a house show.

Anyone who was retarded enough to actually pay for this shit is a complete drone.

>Tribute to the Troops
>had to pay to watch it
>just a house show
>Divas get drugged and raped
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WWMEME

technically wasn't televised either, not that i want to be pedantic
just pointing out that it's hard to categorize

I'm a WWEnetworkchad so I don't have to pay for PPVs or specials.

Undertaker will singlehandedly save wwe from extinction

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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>I'm a WWEnetwork """""""""""""""""""""chad""""""""""""""
>I don't have to pay

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Really
Awful
Wrestling

So on par with Raw and Smack Down but double the attendance
based

underrated intro

youtube.com/watch?v=CeJDbyJwL7E

Insider here. Expect a new intro and pyro tonight, they are going big now

I'm ready for another great night of sports entertainment with my Yea Forums frens

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I watch WWE, AEW, and Who Japan.

You should try watching something good instead

Insider here. Expect a rerun of everyone blaming Corbin for low ratings only Heyman gets Brock to rape him

Attitude era or bust.

Im sick of this bullshit

Make the switch

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Tony called it a PPV.

Tony fucks dogs

Yes you did

This is good this is underrated

>house show

Holy Shit! AEWists really are retarded.

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Just found out I’m 1/16th black. Any matches for this feel?

OH NO NO NO NOOOO! BLACKED! LMAO YOU BULBASUAR LOL PRAISE KEK

A big tag match with one black guy.

Any New Day match.

This is so 90s, I love it

Golly gee, I can't wait to find out what Paul Heyman has in store for RAW this July 1st!

I miss it so much

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Heyman and Bischoff won't be starting right away, so don't expect much til another month. Keep in mind they still report to Vince.

what are you anons smoking/drinking/chewing/eating on?
for me it's
>girl scout cookies
>Seagrams 7
>Copenhagen long cut
>fried skrimps and seasoned fries

Cock

First raw i'm watching in like two years

Glens vodka

You're about to make one hell of a mistake.

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Possible to get free tickets? Forgot they were in town and wanted to see Dana or Liv on Main Event

Haven't watched WWE since Punk left. Who is currently /ourguy/.

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IT'S TIME TO FETCH THE DRAPES
TIME TO FETCH THE DRAAAAPES

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who knows maybe it will be good :^)

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Edrone cope.

Baron Corbin

I'm drinking coffee

How long until the backstage guys have to start acting as seat fillers?

Miller lite and chicken wings

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>Fight for the Fallen, et al.
>house shows, outlawfag cope
>FyterFest
>not a house show, seething AEWtist
Cognitive dissonance.

>do a little research on him
>guy looks like a fucking bartender
>gets boo'd out of the arena everytime
Is that good heat or bad for business heat?

Taco Bell + Sauvignon Blanc over Sweetarts/Nerds/Sour Skittles

It's go away heat.

3 months ago

snacking right now
>hotpocket
>cheeze its
>arizona tea

>MFW have so sit through 3 hours of RAM

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Oh shit. I guess i will stick with AJ Styles.

peanuts and tap water

Will he be on the show?

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Don't listen to that homo.

How is it behind you?

I haven't watched the show before RAW since the RA era, do they still show a live cut-in during commercials about 15 min before the show starts? probably not with as empty as the arenas are nowadays

Pretty sure thats a pic from twitter

Eat a dick. The aewfags were making gamethreads 10 hours early on Saturday.

cringe

Based Bischoff/Heyman bringing the boomers back.

IT WORKED!

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But on the contrary, when it comes to the gay community, he doesn't want none.

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So when the fuck is the new Bray Wyatt going to make his debut?

Anyone try that KFC Cheetos sandwich

GET HYPE!! GOAT INTRO!!

youtube.com/watch?v=fYvBv_lp9Uc

ECHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Based

Same time Buddy Murphy does lol

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE

youtube.com/watch?v=FxKwqiZf0hs

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>no intro
>no pyro
>becky and seff
>new gay
>undercarder

welp, yet again nothing has changed

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>cut to street prophets

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>piped in cheers already

>Senile Vince ready to botch another NXT tag team
kek, someone stop the absolute madman

Yeah Heyman isn't running anything. Another typical raw

>random fucking Street Profits

Was that the street profits?

ARE YOU READY TO CRINFE WITH THE CRONFEBLADE?

Lol yes

No, it was Private Party.

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>starting with a match
THANK YOU PAUL

BOBBO
RAW IS SAVED

We probably won't be seeing anything tangible from Heyman/Bischoff until after Summerslam or even until October.

KEVIN DUNN!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

...wait are they starting w/ a match? A MATCH? No 20 minute promo? Just straight into a fucking match?! FUCKING MADNESS.

YOURE WELCOME

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cringe

>Braun should have been the one to dethrone Brock at WM34
>now is doing glorified warmup matches with post-Lio Bobbo
Has anyone been botched so badly?

You think this will be a clean finish to a full match? Guaranteed this match will "take a break" and they'll come brawling back towards the ring at the top of the hour.

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hola reddito

Vince ready to kill the street profits by having them dance around with red cups.

He's gonna destroy as many of Paul's toys before fucking off to the XFL.

I honestly want to try it

Based Paul bringing in the viewers and keeping em

>PLEASE DONT WATCH WWE GUYS

So fellas, what are yall watching instead of this?

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>Vince: OK, what ideas ya got for me Paul?
>Paul: Start RAW with a match.
>Vince:... I don't follow.
>Paul: It's a wrestling show. It's quite simple.. People tune in for wrestling so you show them wrestling matches.
>Vince: But RAW starts with a 20 minute talking segme--
>Paul: Wrestling show. Start.With.WRESTLING.

Anyone have that pic of Bobbo? The eye one.

Me in the black and white

Family Guy with my blasian gf

>starting the show with a match
cringe

What? Bureaucrats are slow as fuck and Vince has all the age and stubbornness required.

God willing.

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You know a woman is hot if she's hotter with clothes on than with the off.

matches are boring. Promos and backstage segments are the real draw

why the fuck would they announce it so early then? also are they gonna keep the ratings free falling until October? That's some balls.

Kinda surprised they opened with this. You'd think this would be the main event or something.

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Family Guy with my Hawaiian-Japanese girlfriend

Credit where credit is due.
We've got a match right off the bat.

paul is clueless

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>first five minutes of Raw are better than the last six months of Raw

Bros I missed the first 7 minutes of RAM, did Paul save the show?

"jam packed"

Girl in that camo sweater is a qt

This actually isn't bad

RAW is already 100 times better than AEjeW

"WWE fans" not "universe"

post pic

>Fine Paul. But it will be Braun. AND YOU WILL PUT BOBBY LASHLEY AS WELL DAMNIT. YOU HEAR ME PAUL. YOU'LL WRITE BOBBY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

promos/backstage when needed the show doesn't have to start with a promo every single episode. this is a very welcome change of pace.

SHIT

UH OH, THE BLACK BULL IS CHARGING!

Is she Samoan?

pyro!

>HOLY SHIT

BASED GRAVES

HOLY SHIT PYRO

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Holy Shit!

>holy shit

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based heavyweights drawing the house
all estrogen vanilla manlets eternally btfo

AEW DEAD

...was there any doubt?!

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Did he just say Holy Shit? Hahahaha

ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK!

PYRO

Best start to Raw in the last 5 years

HOLY SHIT.

THANK YOU HEYMAN

>pyro
>IT'S
>FUCKING
>PYRO

IT counts! IT COUNTS!!!

Ahahaha cory did a swear

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK HOLLLY SHITTT ARE THEY DEADDDD

>HOLY SHIT

>Bobbo's death twitches

Here's your pyro budget for the year

Okay, that was epic

>HOLY SHIT on a TV broadcast
what did corey graves mean by this

WE PG-13, LADS.

>holy shit
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

BASED JEW ALREADY TAKING CONTROL

>this is awesome

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>NOTHING WWILL CHANGE THEY SAID
This has Heyman's hands all over it

This is pretty cringeworthy

>this is awesome

you had to ruin it dallas. jfc

I'm sports entertained right now.

RAW IS BACK

Yes

BYE BYE AEW

Your 15 mins are now officially over

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THAT FUCKING POP HOLY SHIT

Damn you can already feel Paul's influence, what the fuck bros

I can see Heyman's hand already. Vince would never book this midcard feud to get interesting ever. Also Vince wouldn't book Braun as an actual monster without comedy

10 minutes in and Heyman already brought back ECW

This is a shoot you retards Vince doesn’t do pyro. Contacting FBI now for possible terrorist attack

I am sports entertained.

HOLY SHIT

THANK YOU HEYMAN

>HOLY SHIT

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I like that conveniently placed camera.

Based!

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Based start

>NO ECW CHANTS

Fucking philistine hicks and mexishits

This camera shot in particular is very unlike what they usually do. This is so fucking Paul.
I love this shit already.

>first 10 mins
>a worked shoot
>cory swears
ding-dong diddly based

He's not going back to the audience just one steady shot.. Fuck this is so much better already and it's not even been 15 minutes.

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WRESTLING IS BACK

BASED VINCE AND HEYMAN AND BISCHOFF

I'm kinda pissed I'm not even watching it. Just shitposting as usual.

The camera angle and the commentators not talking over it. Vince wouldn't do any of this shit

>camera angle not changing for several minutes

KEVIN DUNN SEETHING

RAM is back!

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DEFO PAUL

BASED CROWD

>Heyman is given power
>Suddenly Raw is interesting
who knew it was this easy

>no camera cuts for a minute
Based dunn

Not gonna lie this is pretty based lads

They've been on this camera angle too long. Something went wrong and one of them is dead.

Not bad RAM, not bad.
Smack's got their work cut out for them but we're up for the challenge

>they cut the feed

REEEEE

>faking serious injuries for ratings
based as fuck
RAW is back!

>that kino camera angle

>we've got all our commercials scheduled for tonight, how do we fill time with literally nothing?

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corey graves is trending worldwide

Paul did such a good job hiding the ads too omg holy shit so much base rn

If we're lucky.

What just happened?

reminds me of 9/11 footage

ITS REAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

Based believability is BACK

WWE cant stop winning!!!

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Is it actually happening?
Will RAW finally be great again?

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ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY

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What was that? What the fuck was that? Where is the wresting on my wrestling show? Wow a bunch of fireworks went off ooooooh!!!!

Fuck this, I want to see WRESTLING

Alright, now send Drew out to attack the paramedics.

So is Corey fired or what?
Full on holy shit on live TV

>a RAW opening didnt suck?!
NANI?!

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I think the >EMTs shat the bed desu

>No one on commentary threw to a commercial and reminded us that we're watching RAW
That surprised me more than the whole spot, holy shit.

worked!
wrestlekino is back

>Single handedly saves the WWE

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Fingers crossed they don't even replay it. Fuck you if you didn't tune in right away

worked

Anybody make a webm?

Literally the best 15 minutes of Raw in months

Thunderstorm in my area, satellite feed's been cutting out

Pretty much all I've seen is that camera angle in the back and them calling the medics. Owen Hart v2?

tagteam match The Set vs bobo and brawn

where da airplane parts doe?

>implying

Sjaewtists on suicide watch

The one thing that I'd say against that bit, was that the "sparks" went on for a tad too long

THIS. For once I'm not desperate to change the channel. Wonder how it will last though.

It will be replayed until summerslam

>thank you Heyman chant

based

I AM FUCKING ERECT. It took Heyman just 5 minutes to save American wrestling.

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THANK YOU HEYMAN

>Cole not blabbering about what happened

Heyman knows what we want

THANK YOU HEYMAN

>using the Owen voice

I’m at the arena Vince looks like he’s about to speak

He was told to say it.
They need to reply to Fyter Fest and be more shocking so they swear.

bobbo will be ok right?

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>One single camera shot

Did someone kill Kevin Dunn?

Tony Khan did that 6 months ago.

LOCAL
MEDICAL
FACILITY

Athletes dying left and right in Dallas today.

Graves already fired

inb4 they cut to divashit and ruin everything

C O P E

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pls dont die bobo

wouldnt it be funny if it turns out that either a. heyman wasnt involved with this or b. the rest of this show sucks

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I can't believe Lashly is fucking dead

wtf is this real?

Did anyone win the match?

>inb4 Braun and Bobo hospital kino

F for skaggs

yeah braun is in a coma

Braun's going to explode out of the ambulance isn't he?

Is this the first time they've shown Braun in a vulnerable state instead of cartoonishly invulnerable?

>literally just tuned in and they are doing shoot injuries
>my gf keeps asking if this is real
BASED HAYMAN AND BISCHOFF

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It will be b

i-is Bobbo ok?

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Really hate when the commentators do their stern "owen is dead" in these moments.

Prime King and JR would have been arguing on whether the nigger had it coming or something

I miss the garbage truck.

>playing it like it's a actual tragic moment and not "OMG THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT RAW"
10/10

t. Tony Kahn

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WWE's response to the SJW's:
>WWE understands that RAW is rated PG but the actual line that Corey Graves character said was "Holy Schitt", referring to the legendary creek".

Worked
He paused for like 20 seconds before he said holy shit

>the rest of this show sucks
I'm still sure this will happen

KINO SHOT

Then flip Bobbo's and drag him out, beating him senseless and screaming FUCK NIGGERS!

Cole acting like this is a shoot

>>my gf

post her feet

no he was getting completely destroyed by the Lashley/Mcintyre/Corbin group months ago

NEW THREAD

>shoot injuries
Think you might be a bit mixed up my dude

I'm a certified electrician and can verify that this is 100% real. Those electrical explosions were textbook and I am terrified that both men might be dead.

Fucking Cole.

Like when Foley went off the cell? Retard

>The competitiveness of sport entertainment
Fuck that took me out of it

AND THIS. Is how you legitimise a shit feud within minutes. Not a tug-o-war, not arm wrestling. THIS.

THE VIKING EXPERIENCE

Renee corpsing

i guess we'll just move here

lol faggot

>starts w/ a falls count anywhere match
>BOBBO and BRAUN
>PYRO
>Single shot, not shaky cam, no crowd reaction, just one single shot angle for 4+ minutes straight
>commentary actually...sounding good quality..

Am I watching RAW or is this a preview of AEW?

GET IN HERE

Renee ruins fucking everything.

Yes exactly like when JR was sperging out and King was like "lol that nigger is dead"

IMMEDIATELY GOING INTO THE NEXT MATCH!

Renee has based trunk thighs

SAL

you know what i mean, dink
never ever

>my gf keeps asking if this is real
so raw caters to absolute retards now? neat

the match will continue at the hospital please based heyman

>now

This one?

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