What is he changing tonight?
What is he changing tonight?
the channel
He's moving the announce table
If it isn't something that's noticeable in the first 5 minutes I'm ding-dong diddly tuning out
I hope he opens with a 15 minute Shane promo.
Kek fpbp
Heyman will be interrupted by Baron Corbin and book him in a match against another big guy in an "extreme rules" match. Same old shit.
Nothing. When he takes a interesting and innovative decision Vince will call him to reject it because "best of the business".
>Heyman: It's time of Roman's heel turn, attack Rollins and achieve the belt as main powerhouse heel. The people finally will love his character and it will be easier to make him face after in other storyline
>Vince: No, Roman is face. He must be loved and cheered as face. No. Put Corbin again. He is the main heel of WWE UNIVERSE.
Nothing
Hes not in charge yet
Knowing (((his people)))
>live sex celebration featuring Lashley, Renee, Alexa, Liv, Dana, Carmella, Cedric, R-Truth, Shelton & The New Day.
open with a five minute stephanie mcmahon promo and then new jack comes out and gives her a pimp slap to raucous applause
Remember when the WWE changed EVERYTHING in November of 2018 and made US the AUTHORITY?
So, nothing.
OH NO NO NO NO
Changing the size of the tarps from Large to Extra Large.
BASED
He is going to tell Seth to jump off the roof of the building onto the parking lot
Nothing. He's in it for the money. If he was in it to actually change things and build something he'd never agree to be Vince's bitch. Heyman is just making some retirement money. Just like Bischoff.
Nothing of value because he can't be even slightly as edgy as he was when he ran ECW
Hopefully his underwear.
If they're smart they change all four major belts tonight, and every new champion is a heel.
Based
Baste
Can he change mine instead, I've been wearing these for over a month now I think
He'll bring in kelly kelly to strip and thot valets and Sabu
based
Instead of Michael Cole saying "Hello everyone," he will say "Greetings everybody."
we did a bad job user
we're fired
Hopefully the wildcard rule ends tonight. That's a really easy change to make and would at least show that he's moving things in the right direction.
THIS SEEMS IMPORTANT
When does he actually start?
After extreme rules
ah so this entire thread is uesless
>alexis kaufman
>getting fed to the niggos by a fellow jew
He starts tonight.
is there anyone dean doesn't get cucked by?
You.
Wtf I love Jews now!!!
So the defintion of getting cucked now is "anyone standing in the same vicinity as a woman" ?
is that what you think sex is? Just being near a woman
You tell me
FPBP
get off Yea Forums dean
nothing of importance will happen because they're still hyping up shit extreme rules matches
new day was confirmed for tonight
Well, that sucks. Hopefully Heyman isn't a fan of the wildcard rule and kills it soon.
Literally nothing, but it will pop a rating for a week. Hopefully they'll run out of gimmicks soon
Probably nothing until the next PPV. After that he can start with a clean slate and do what he wants. Right now he's stuck with a show that has a shitty mixed tag match as it's main program.
The time for a Roman heel turn was when he was getting booed out the building
OF COURSE he will make Kaufman the centerpiece...
That would be based. Much better than Beko.
Roman could have ridden the Boos so well into a heel roll. Similar to super early Rock.
This fuck
>the channel
kwab
Nothing. Hes changing nothing. Its a title in name and everything still has to go past Vince. Can't you fuckers see that? It's a puppet title so that Vince can blame Heyman and Bischoff if shit fails.
We know you do, you soi boi, puppet.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Heyman left WWE in the first place because he knew he was being used as a puppet.
It’s too late. They should have done it years ago when the fans hated him and he was getting real heat. It will spark some mild excitement but will mostly be met with indifference.
>RAW starts
>Paul E is in the ring
>cuts a promo about how things are gonna be different around here
>interrupted by Roman
>Roman cuts a promo about how this is still his yard
>suddenly lights cut out
>dun dudududun dun dudududun dun dudududun dun dududududududu EEEXIIIT LIIIGHT EEENTEEER NIIIIGHT
>sandman appears in the stands
>walks down to the ring and smacks Roman with a barb-wire covered kendo stick
>gets on the second rope and starts drinking beers
how hard do you mark
>Bringing in a 56 year old alcoholic wrestler
Please end yourself
>alcoholic
he's sober now
Heyman bores me, but I like Bischoffs character.
Fpbp
Vince isn't giving up power. It's like some mafia type shit. Take the heat off him and put it on others even though he still running the show.
Kekd
It's what Cornette said Jim Herd did to Ric Flair
>dude you're killing the company give me the book
>ok
>and I want full control
>sure
>goes to Jim Ross and tells him to change what he doesn't like
>Ric blames J.R. when it was Herd
And so on.
>going with any of dusty’s ideas
Bad move Vince fucking loathes him
Maybe instead of beer he can down a Monster
OHNONONONONONONONONO
Based af
this can't be happening
>trusting anything that comes out of cornette's turd mouth
the most annoying part is he just repeats the same seven lame embellished stories over and over.
no goddammit monster is not one of our sponsors. Scrap the whole thing