More like All Manlet Wrestling

More like All Manlet Wrestling

MJF - 5'11
Darby Whollin - 5'8
Janella - 5'8
Adam Paige - 6ft
Jungle boy - 5'7 lol
Young Cucks - 5'10
Omega - shoot 5'10

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Imagine being a size fag

Post height, weight, and feet

5'9 is the average height for whiteoids
MJF, Hangman, the Bucks and Omemega are above average

>Hangmanlet
>6'

I'm sorry that your manlet body can't satisfy me.

Hangman isn’t 6ft

Even if they gained height it wouldn't solve shit

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do people still listen to cornette at all? he is only funny when he talks about things he was there for and gives a take on it, not this bullshit where he wants to see every wrestling company die slowly

Cody: 6’2
Luchasaurus: 6’5
Dustin: 6’6
Angelico: 6’3
Kazarian: 6’1
Trent Beretta: 6’2
Chuckie T: 6’2
Mox: 6’2
Shawn Spears: 6’3

Your point?

whiteoids are the tallest people on the planet
I guess that means poc average is like 5'4

Opinion Discarded.

Yeah, I know it's also gimmick to draw some clicks. But imagine actually letting this boomer think for you and parroting his boomer opinion. The wrestling business passed him by 25 years ago when he was booking hokey shit for the WWF New Generation.

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>being a height queen
reminder this is literal Vince McMahon programming

Holy Faggolli

>whiteoids are the tallest people on the planet
Lanklets confirmed subhuman

Reminder Stone Cold was a manlet
Ric Flair too

And?

Is the Rock a manlet too?

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He's just over the cutoff point

>Adam Paige - 6ft

ahahahahaha

>what is lifts

They should have let people think it was real I don't see how Cornettes wrong here

By your dumbfuck logic, Great Khali, Kurrgan, and Giant Gonzales are in the top 5 wrestlers of all time. And I guess the Yeti.

Please be in London.

MJF is literally 5'7-5'8 range.

yea tons of people listen to him. Just like a lot of people go to Hot Topic and buy shitty wrestler tee shirts made by midgets

Jungle Boy is legit 5'10.
Also who fucking cares.
Never hurt Rey Mysterio being short.

>Cody: 6’2
>Luchasaurus: 6’5
Who?
>Dustin: 6’6
>Angelico: 6’3
Who?
>Kazarian: 6’1
Who?
>Trent Beretta: 6’2
Who?
>Chuckie T: 6’2
Who? The rapper is on AEW
>Mox: 6’2
>Shawn Spears: 6’3
Who?

>Is the Rock a manlet too?
Are you legit retarded?

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>Jungle Boy is legit 5'10.

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>mfw manlets

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Ric Flair is 6'1 and weighed about 230 when he wreslted. He also came from an age when that was a pretty standard size for a dude.
Austin is 6'2 and weights about 250

Jungle Boy weighs about the sum total of Rics torso alone, and Darby Anus weighs about the average of one of stone colds Sunday dinnerpost meal shits

>shifting the goal posts from height to "I don't know who they, so I win"

Because anger and self righteousness are like a drug to some people. It literally causes serotonin to be released in their brain. Fundamentally screwed up people.

You dont know who they are either do you?

It’s sad, I’m in just regular shape but 6’ 1” so could kick all these guys asses. Not even worth watching.

Isnt this the guy that was raped by a pack of black manlets?

Some people arent pussies and know it's human to have a different point of view and the freedom to voice it.

I know who every single one of them are and that they are all taller than 6 foot, thus invalidating your original argument. Now keep on running with those goal posts trying to eke out a "win" so you can feel like you've accomplished something today lil man.

Bet you got a nice sweet rush of dopamine as you fired that message off didn't ya?
>"haha I sure TOLD him, I am so not a pussy at all I am strong and tough on the Internet"
>*dopamine flows out of brain fundamentally making you addicted to being an aggressive asshole*

He's a based leftist racist of course people listen to him

Sorry honey :(

Well I'm glad you know them mate because fuck if anyone other than you does. I dont think even Tony Khan knows he signed half those guys

>MJF - 5'11

No chance, MJF is like 5'7" at the absolute best

Seething Retard detected

I got as much of a release as you do when you get that hot pocket out of the microwave and into your maw. Or when your mom makes you some chicken tendies.

>hurrpa derpa
based brainlet

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>projection
Please keep telling me more about how awful your life and how much you hate yourself

>admitting defeat like this
lol what a bitch

Height doesn't mean shit in shoot fights you dork

>Cant formulate an actual argument
>Immediately go to buzzwords like an NPC

Samefagging to this degree

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Manlet delusions

>dipshit using buzzwords like buzzwords and NPC

just IMAGINE thinking this

>manlet detected
post your chin faggot

Cucks and Omemega are 5'7 and 5'8 respectively

Im not wrong though. You sizequeens are fucking dumb

Take at least two inches off and you get their real heights.

Why is Cody so much shorter than his bro?

they're only half brothers

>YOU HAVE TO BE TALL TO WIN IN A FIGHT
imagine believing this.

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>Imagine never having been in a fight and talking like you have

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Name a good tall wrestler. You can't.

You manlets just can't accept that you're lesser than real men.

Ron Fuller

Giant Baba was pretty good

If this dipshit had the answer he'd be running his own successful wrestling business.
Also how can this guy so clearly be a racist but at the same time come off like a leftist shill?

Stop crying

>falling for billed heights
Take a couple inches off all of them bud

You are such a a dumb mark lol

>reddit spacing
>reddit opinions
>reddit programming

How ya doing little guy?

at least size queens admit they're massive gays lel

hey man im gon tell u sumn ya kno ion think size is dat importan in wreslin cuz sum timez ya big sum timez ya smol but da thing is u fight n shit but wat make da difrence is wat u got inside of u i mean wat you really made of like if you want 2 win real bad den aint nobody gun beat you ya feel me n i think dats a lesson dat everyone shud use to empowa demselvz n its wat gon make u enjoy wreslin even more but dats just wat i think ya kno from my exprience

>Buzzword is a buzzword

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rightyougottawritealllikethissofaggotsdon'tsayyou'refromreddit

I'm 6 foot 4 tall IRL, hence why I am unimpressed by height. People who worship tall people are dumb and weird as fuck.

Oh, I'm ding-dong diddly sure ya are.

It's weird that you think someone would lie about that. little man

reminder that Joe Frazier was 5'11 and he was the heavy weight champ of legitimate boxing when the division was stocked with the greatest fighters of all time, size only matters in fake fighting because of visual story telling.

So you don't like Kekvin Trash? Based fellow Kekvin Trash haterchad

Take off ya lifts and give me ya height again pal.

You & I both know there is no way for me to prove that without doxxing myself and I don't care enough about anyone's opinion on here to actually go to the effort of doing what would be necessary to do just that. I have plenty of satisfaction knowing I am right and don't need to lie on the Internet to anonymous strangers to feel better about myself.

Don't really care for him no as far as people fawning over his height as something to marvel at. It's complete random genetic lottery, nobody has to work to be tall compared to someone who is jacked at least has to put work in at a gym. He's a hilarious shoot interview but a total bullshit artist.

Idk. Yes, this is sad and pathetic. But if you're only wrestling other heightettys, who's to notice? Same phenomenon happens in NXT.

It's only when they hit the main roster and have to go up against studs like Corbin and McIntyre are they truly exposed (and in Gargano/Ciampa's case, excommunicated completely).

Ricochet - 5'9
The Revival - 5'10
Finn Balor - 5'11
Daniel Bryan - 5'10
Johnny Gargano - 5'10
Tomasso Ciampa - 5'11
Kushida - 5'9
Bobby Fish - 5'9
Roderick Strong - 5'10
Sin Card - 5'7
Xavier Woods - 5'11
Big E - 5'11
Aleister Black - 5'11
Rey Mysterio - 5'7

>Rey Mysterio - 5'7

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Sorry Wikipedia says 5'6 but even that seems too tall

Mysterio is like 5'3 lol

>Rey Mysterio - 5'7
haha

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Bryan is shorter than that but doesn't matter when you realize he is a bigger man than almost all of the roster and they play with toys and games while he just thinks about beating somebody's ass and farming some shit.

>Finn Balor - 5'11

Met the dude irl, he was shorter than my buddy, and my bud is like 5'7 (I'm 6 foot). No way in literal hell Balor is my height.

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>mostly zoomerfags

When we look back at what really killed prowrestling... let's remember this thread.

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Aint no way Finn is 5'6, he's at least 5'9

>He’s not a dwarf, he’s a midget

Go back to facebook, old man

>Shawn Spears: 6’3
Yeah sure dude.

Unironically Taker and Kane

>average height in the Attitude Era: 6'2
>average height in the Zoomer Era: 5'9

That's just the facts, jack!

>He doesn't know Gold Dust or Dean Ambrose
Hahaha like dude why are you even on a wrestling board, what wrestlers do you even know?