I'm all out of ideas here! Book me the best damn episode of Monday Night Raw for this upcoming week or YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEDDD!!!!!
>well are you up to the task Yea Forums?
User GET IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW
Elijah Perez
Camden Howard
Well Vince i was thinking we could poke fun at AEW by putting Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas, Heath Slater and Rhyno in a stable called the unelite. Then we're gonna have Hogan squash Kofi for the title and Alexa Bliss will congratulate him by having a live sex celebration with a dog.
Connor Barnes
Bobbo gives Bayley anal.
Jason Roberts
all of the women wrestle naked in a pool full of baby oil for the entire show
Jeremiah Turner
Hogan shows up and says nigger.
Christopher Torres
Would honestly skyrocket the ratings
Josiah Carter
segment 1 Brock cashes in and pins Jasethy in 20 seconds
segment 2 announce the acquisition of Daniel Bryan to RAW
segment 3 Bryan demands a title shot that night
seg 4 tag title match revival vs those viking guys, goes 10 minutes
seg 5 beko announces she has incurable cancer and must retire, vacates title
seg 6 alexa vs mandy title match with a shitload of teased HLA with alexa being a dom
then brock/daniel goes 20 minutes with Daniel getting hardwayed and them stiffing the shit out of each other.
Nathan Smith
Hogan comes back and squashes every male champ and then melts all of the belts in a smelter, unveils the new, actual gold World's Heavyweight Championship belt.
Hulk then fires everyone from the roster except for John Cena and Mark Henry.
Hulk cancels every WWE program expect for Raw and Smackdown.
He renames Smackdown as Nitro.
Hulk brings out Paul and shoot beats him nearly to death.
He then fires the entire McMahon family, Vince included.
Hulk brings out Antonio Inoki and announces that WWE will become WWA, World Wrestling Alliance.
They announce that they will start off at small venues in the south, and then spread throughout America.
Hulk brings out 5 jacked men, who've never even heard of WWE as well as 5 women with phat asses, big perky tits, and dick sucking lips, announcing them as the first for their roster.
Women won't be wrestling, every "match" with them will be soft-core porn.
Hulk calls out Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff and names the Jew live on air.
The 2 commentators for WWA will be Mark Henry and John Cena.
The show will air on TNT, and the 2 shows will be Monday Night Raw and Friday Nitro.
Jacob Clark
I'd unironically be watching
Lucas Green
Holy fucking ding dong doot doot diddley DIMES