Leisurely strolls directly into your path

>leisurely strolls directly into your path
>slowly removes his aviators
>takes a small swig of freshly squeezed OJ.
>slides hands firmly into pockets.

What the fuck can do you even do in this situation?

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>HES SO COOL!

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Shoot knock him out.

Unironically saw maybe a 4 star match with him, Joey Ryan, and Daron Corbin last night.

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Choppa him.

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great another faggot

I highly doubt this

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WWF wishes this spot looked this cool at the time.

Honestly the only indie gimmick I like. Needs work but could get over with a mainstream crowd

If you're into this sorta thing, it was entertaining and the crowd was super hot the entire time. Isn't that what matters most in wrestling.
>I'm also shoot taller than almost every wrestler that night except for one team

would it even be possible to create a more r*ddit wrestler than this

You don't have to create one, Johnny Gargano already exists.

Probably because your prefaced it with "4 star match"

>Isn't that what matters most in wrestling.
No, drawing dimes is. Don't think of wrestling as anything other than a carnival act.

What is the antithesis of a reddit wrestler?

Dude it was entertaining, what the fuck does a 4 star match even mean? Me and The Meltz, who lives in your head free of charge, obviously rate this shit different.
Show was sold out and the building was at capacity. It's a carnival business but they sold every single ticket and milked all the marks. Money and miles bro. They did it all that night. It was great. My throat is still sore from yelling as loud as I was to match the crowd energy.

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OH NO AEW BROS
NOT LIKE THIS

Make the call, Harold.
New Japan could use some color.

Roman Reigns

Calling it a 4-star match is just a way of quantifying how "good" you thought that match was, really. No one is trying to assert their opinions as objective.