Fytre Fest GT #5

The tranny sucks but that knee drop was pretty based

This

THIS is their second show? Shouldn't have bothered to broadcast this. This is a net negative considering it's their second show and they're looking to grab new and lapsed fans.

This is so shitty all around. Their roster is so thin. I'm very disappointed in AEW so far.

Hey Aubrey ass

holy shitting a man jumping 6 feet

NYLA IS A BETTER WRESTLER THAN THE JAPS HAHAHAHAHA

They're uglier

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yuka is a cute boy.
also what did I miss lads

the tranny has been the best wrestler in this match by a long shot

Are they saying "Holy Shit" or "Show your Dick!"

Why are they giving this shit so much time

Everyone thought AEW was a savior but did the true hero exist all along? Pic related.

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They do the job themselves so no need to ask

Nyla dummy thicc

and he's not good at all

Are you even watching this botchfest?

Why are they acting like a man catching two tiny women is a big deal?

can't wait to webm these botches for the waifufags

>yuka is a cute boy.
I WILL END YOU

Are the crowd really shocked a man can carry two women who weigh less than 100 pounds?

Nigga If she breathe...

Women's / women's (men's) wrestling was a mistake

How do I watch on my ps4 if watch wrasslin is being shit?

too many chinks

Whoa look how strong “"”””””””””””””””she”””””””””””””” is

Nyla's voice is still extremely masculine

>the tranny is out wrestling the gooks
WAIFUFAGS BTFO. Can't wait to spam the botch webms

Fans into this big time. Japanese pro wrestler Riho, a star is born!

The joshis have been okay. I don't usually watch women's wrestling though so maybe it's novelty

did aew sign any good joshis?

Only here for the Mox vs Janela match desu. If I don’t see any blood this will be the last AEW show i ever watch

>THIS IS AWESOME CHANTS IN A WOMENS MATCH
Steph and WWE SEETHING

Shut up white boy.

Riho has been fine. Yuka looks really really off.

Yuka wins

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FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

>they buried nyla
kek

BASED RIHO DOES IT

imagine having your head down there

>Riho wins

yeah sure

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TRANNY BTFO

OH NONONONONO YUKA BROS

APOLOGIZE

I feel sick just looking at a disgusting freak like Yuka

RIHO WINS

thats fair

LGBT BTFO

Based 90 pound Riho pinning a man

What does that have to do with her being shit?

>tranny 0-2 in AEW

so much for this being the SJW company

Time to dilate

Tranny 0-2
Based

At first the match was a pain to watch but gor better in the end.

How long until (((Nyla))) becomes one of the 40% and offs himself?

RATE THAT BOUT

Yuka protected by not taking the pin
I’m happy

That was a 2 star classic

>Nyla getting BTFO

thank goodness thank you based joshis

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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s-shut up, at least she didn't took the pin

For a dude Nyla is unathletic as fuck

YUKA GONNA CRY YUCRY LMAO

UNDERTRANNY BTFO

BASED CUTE JAPANESE GIRLS

>Yuka is 0-2

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the camera work is fucking shit

SAD YUKA

must be weird for the girls when Nyla puts them in a power bomb position and they feel his bulge

Yuka is based

Holy shit, that sad look on her face.

It hurts, bros

AOC really let herself go

God I hope soon. He's legitimately one of the only reasons I don't want to watch this shit promotion

Yellow qts > trannies

why are they exiting at the side of the ramp? ref just told the chink not to go back up the ramp.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I WANT TO HUG YUKA :c

Yuka is sad.

why did they murder the cosplayer what kind of horrific shitshow is CEO running

yuka jus wan a fren :,(

For the hype, the joshits were shit

Started this match as a trannyphobe and Nyla turned out my favorite in that match.

>being a gay nigger

Ay playas edjimicate another playa in howso they can play this on they playstation...?

Cheer up Yuka chan!

Joshi, mmmmmmm you dont wanna mess with them

Poor Yuka-chan

Tranny or not, 4 star match...even with the handful of botches

Better than WWE's 30 camera changes per second

what are the other match did i miss

Why is it that over 50% of trannies kill themselves after transition?

you try having a good match with a mentally ill 46%er

:(

MJF TIME NIGGAS

No bulli!

Based MJF

so fucking clapped. asians are disgusting

Does bleacher report have an app

Shoulda spent all this loot on broadcasting CMLL/AAA with English commentary.

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Welp, who's gonna make MJF eat the pin?

The absolute state of this simp

>salt of the earth
heh

>For a dude Nyla is unathletic as fuck

He is just like a woman then

The fucking dude carried the match

The tranny was the best part of the match

The guy who cucked Janela on commentary lawl

This retard is negative dimes. Yeah he's ripped but he's a man let and has the most generic gimmick ever. A scarf does mot equal personality

at least they fucking catch the action and focusing on some tranny.

2.25*
The only reason the one at DoN was good is because Aja Kong is a legend.

I hope Yuka is OK.

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MJF: if /fa/ was a person

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She won the fans' hearts.

Hahaha alright this is good.

Dead man walking

This is going to be one of the big problems with AEW:

MJF and Page are potential stars. They shouldn't be dragged down by the likes of Havoc and Jungle Boy. Why isn't this a one-on-one between Page and MJF? Don't need to load up the card with multi-man matches just because you want to get everyone booked. Fuck off. This is WWE logic.

YUKAAAAAAAAAA ;_;

That was awesome even though Yuka is sloppy and Nyla is slow, they played their roles well and Riho held it together with the godtier selling

like these guys?

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What the fuck is Riho's problem.

>brapqueen noelle in the audience

Jerz is eliminated by assuming that a trans wrestler would go over during pride month.

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BASED FUCKING MJF

t.virgin and a nigger

Jesus MJF!

SHE SWALLOWS

LMFAO did MJF just make a CIS reference after the tranny match?

>pg

poor Allie Cat

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wtf no one told me Jews are this based

COSTCO MIZ COSTCO MIZ

MJF is a discount ADR

>MJF and Page are potential stars. They shouldn't be dragged down by the likes of Havoc and Jungle Boy. Why isn't this a one-on-one between Page and MJF? Don't need to load up the card with multi-man matches just because you want to get everyone booked. Fuck off. This is WWE logic.
AEW is a new promotion that has to establish its stars. You can't just book the same 2 guys every show.

MJF is fucking based

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New Japan is the true winner out of this whole thing, they retain absolute nectar new talents in time for the G1, and purged the all gimmick wrestling cliche from their ranks.

nah

>Padawan Warlock Knight

BASED
A
S
E
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Based Jew

Jungle Boy has 100x more star potential than Page ya simp

BASED MJF

is mjf a kike? is he a kike, bros?

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What happened with Yuka, why is she crying?

more like allie fat lmao

mjf is the only good guy on this roster prove me wrong. no the 40 year old weeb doesn't count.

BASED MJF

MJF is BTFO this crowd

Saw Havoc in an intergender lego deathmatch in a tiny shitty venue in London. He put on a good show

MJF is based as fuck

MJW LMAO

>PENCIL NECK GEEKS
>RERUNS OF MY 600 POUND LIFE
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
BASED FUCKING MJF

MJF is fucking amazing.

>he's not wrong chant
ok i keked.

why is this jew running a long promo before a match

Ok Jim

Yea Forums BTFO!

HOLY BASED

CHAD AF
HE'S EVEN GOT THE HAIRCUT

Havoc is not going to get over as a mainstream star. Jungle Boy maybe. But he has to properly built up. MJF and Page are solid guys right NOW. They're cheapened by being seen as being on the same level as Havoc and Jungle Boy.

Don't reply. You don't know shit.

>his gimmick is that he's an Yea Forums shitposter

Yea Forums BTFO

GEEKS BTFO
FATTIES BTFO
GAMERS BTFO

HOLY FUCKING DIMES

Hahah MJF is a hero.

MJF IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

MJF has IT

Based Adachi.

MJF gonna sweep all these losers

>I used to love video games then I lost my virginity
>Putting the shot on one guy after that
kek

Riho pushed her away

VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES

>intergender lego deathmatch
My inner Cornette is vibratin’

based My 600 Pound Life repeat chad

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Let's face it. Everything he says is 100% true.

I'm waiting for MJF to start begging the crowd to please have sex.

MJF will be the next crossover star in pro wrestling

>have sex

MJF = Dimes. Manlet heels work

HOLY BASED
MJF WORKING VIRGIN INCEL FREAKS INTO A (deadly) SHOOT

Resistance Gallery?

>potential

aka not right now

Honorary aryan.

>and then I lost my virginity
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

MJBASED

Who's this skinny manlet

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS! FROM THE MAN HIMSELF!
HAVE SEX!

Delete that promo.

This show has been pretty bad so far

Geez can't they afford someone to actually make some real themes?

>jimmy havoc

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how much does wrestling gear cost in the matrix

That's the one. Usually has EVE shows

MJF will be this generations Rock. He has it.

>14 stone

Jungle Boy will be a bigger star than them all

this guy wrestles?
i thought he was a deathmatch geek

So much butthurt on that crowd ayyy lmao.

That was one of the most based non NJPW shots I've seen in a while

MJF bringing in the old school heel crowd.
Jungle Boy bringing in the teen girl crowd.
Jimmy Havoc bringing in the goth weirdo crowd.
Adam Page bringing in the midnight cowboy crowd.

That wasn't awesome that was incredibly sloppy. People seem to be ignoring it was some fat job guy vs 2 tjpw shitters. Every third move was a botch, if that was a WWE/NXT women's match people would be tearing it to shreds.
Seems like people are maybe coping extra hard and assigning a few more stars than they should to the matches.

He's right.

>MJF’s gimmick is that he attacks smarks that are attending.
He’s like 20 or something how did he get away with it?

nah. the preshow was bad

yes. so much yes.

HORSES IN THE BACK

>Jimmy Havoc comes out
And the crowd goes mild.

Nuclear heat, ya mark.

>pushing an eternal midcarder instead of highlighting a potential superstar

imagine wasting time you could be making money or having sex doing this for no prize at all

based pyro

Fuck off Page is trash.

What does MJF have that Eli drake doesnt?

Here comes Bojack!

Why the shit was all the stuff AEW pushing everyone but not MJF? He is far beyond anybody so far.

The only good thing about Adam Page is his theme. Pretty based desu

oh so he's a cowboy now

Page has the best entrance on the roster y/n?

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS ACTUALLY WATCHING THIS GAY ASS SHIT. I DO NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU AND WISH DEATH UPON THE LOT OF YOU. SHIV LIV HARVEST MORGANS ORGANS I AM GOING TO STAB THE CUNT OF THE RIOT SQUAD RUNT

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Is it any better since Omega and a lot of the other faggot gaijin left?

Wins and losses do matter. Based JR informing us.

You mean Carrot Top?

WAY TO GIVE UP THE FINISH YOU RETARD

You haven't been watching their shows it seems

I can't believe that is Luke Perrys son, it's just so fucking weird

fuck you

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Moxley and/or Cody and/or Omega has the best entrance. Page's is just a titantron and a dude walking down the ramp.

what?

G1 this year is looking to be fucking based

How was Page able to keep his New Japan/ROH entrance music?

MJF caught his feet on the ropes so he wouldnt stomp Jimmy in the head. He's so good

illegitimate son of colt cabana consummated at a wrestlecon and born outside of nxt

They have? He's feuding with the guy they want to make their ace.

if MJF wasn't a kike he'd be based.

right? sucks he died recently too. damn man

Luke Perry was based. I support his son 100%

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Hahaha did MJF just yell “I don't have to flip!”?

>I DON'T HAVE TO FLIP
HOLY BASED
MJF Yea Forums SHITPOSTER CONFIRMED

lol that skinny nerd almost broke his neck.

i honestly don't even miss omega and friends

>well i guess if page loses whoever wins would take his place in the title match

it isn't "ghost town triumph" but sounds remarkably close

>shoryuken

They really want DUH GAMURZ audience huh

I love MJF. He's such a fantastic heel.

>kike baaaaaad

you should kill yourself.

apparently Luke was a lowkey wrestling fan and also was a producer on the Flair 30 for 30

Jimmy Havoc is a literal dime repellent

>yelling street fighter spots

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Jimmy's been doing that for a good long while.

i love how the crowd went quiet after that. jimmy havoc's so cringe

Hummina hummina hummina boooooonnnneeeerrr! *spring sound effect* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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>a whole ppv where the fans can be wrestlers for one day
Based Cody surpassing wwe's make a wish shit

same

Jungle Boy is great.

Did I hurt your feelings?

:>that save
Goddamn MJF is fucking based.

How long until WWE tries to poach MJF?

jungle boy is fucking ready lads. He plays the pure babyface so well

what discord are we in fellas?

That's ambiguous tho. If Hangman doesn't get pinned or submitted, then whoever won could fight him at FFtF. If Hangman wins, no consequence. It's only if Hangman gets pinned or submitted that someone should automatically replace him at All Out.

This rules and should have been the match, just these two.

that's why Cody snatched him up real early, he was on the burst of breaking out

>Someone you thought won...
>you THOUGHT

bodega boys/aew soon

NEW THREAD

They already have the Miz which is a superior version

Loving Jungle Boy lads

I really don't want to see her wrestle but if that's what she wears in her match with Allie, I'll be happy as a clam.

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Is that what the WWE did in the late 1990s because that's the era they're trying to repeat now.

JR is fucking insufferable

mjf is the only star in this match.
jungle boy is too small.
jimmy havoc is just some dumb emo teen.
hangman doesnt look intimidating and cant talk.

Fuck you, he's a million times better than the shit commentators the E has.

>JR not knowing what kinesio tape is

god love you JR but come on

discord over at aJ2jsVk please no trannies!!

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Isn't Jimmy Havoc some sort of "hardcore guy"? Why is he in this match?

>rolls into the correct position in you're path

Too fucking long man this shit is boring

what's the ceiling on my man giraffeboy?
no seriously, what's the ceiling, he needs to know if he can fit

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>30 posts early

All these guys are fucking manlets

FUCK. I wanted to see more Jungle Boy

JR really sounding like a boomer who has no idea what's going on

Oh, so he could get pinned. Okay. I got it.

you were saying?

He's a paid plant. Vince pays him under the table to tank the commentary. Did it at NJPW and is doing it here.

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

why are faggots complaining about everything? are WWE gamethreads like this too?

this isnt a dick measuring contest, you fucking child.

I believe she just posted that on IG, that's what she is wearing with Cody.

Mecha-Shiva Jungle Boy is legit 6'9

He's going to be huge. Definitely could be *the* babyface of AEW.

yes. theyre worse

You can joke about AEW but they have a great young roster of future stars

He used to be, back when he was in the WWE himself.

He even named himself after a Johnny Bravo character, which was a cartoon Luke Perry guest starred in.

It's like this with everything nowadays.

people are actually watching this show so it can't be like the WWE gamethreads

Good. So fucking tired of hearing about all the fucking boomers.

Yes but Yea Forums is for smarks who are "not like the others".

I don't think there's much room to complain about them. I mean, they can do things bad right now because this is their second show and not even a real ppv.

Does WWE have all the best young joshi already?

Currently he's ten times better than the three faggots that ruin RAM every week

you've been brainwashed by washing wwe for so long that you think people should wrestle each other for 2 months in a row with 50/50 booking

>Pointing out reality makes someone a child.

did you not read my comment? The outcome could not have been predicted based on the match setup or commentary.

>time limit match
>long

STOP TAKING OUR GOOD WOMEN WITEBOIS!

next thread niggas

Cody looking good

Just tuned in.
Is Jim Ross okay? He seems quiet and tired.

cody needs to lose here, if he keeps booking himself to win then he's no better than haitch

He's a paid plant. Vince pays him to tank the commentary. First NJPW now AEW