Smarks will tell you he hasn’t got it

If he was even slightly good you don't think some other company would be interested in giving him a shot? The fact is, you have to be a special level of shit to not get chances when you look like him.

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*No sells death*

He won a Olympia title in 17 I’m sure he is doing fine on the /fit/ circuit

Absolutely forgettable nobody
Gays like him for homosex reasons

>takes sickening chair shot (at a time unprotected chair shots to the head began to be regarded as dangerous and tasteless) and blood begins trickling out his scalp down his face
>instead of camera focusing on this kino shot, it cuts to orlando jordan, interrupting for no reason to shoot cum all over his face
>tazz: "uh i think he spilled somethin on his chest.."
was this peak TNA?

He should do gay porn

When did British Bulldog have that haircut

The mullet is based and making a come back brother

Dude is a former NWA Tag Team Champion, he won it a couple of years ago well after his TNA run.

If "it" is any discernible wrestling ability at all, then no, he doesn't have it. He's obviously built, and he had a lot of charisma alongside Robbie E though

NWHO championship?

second favorite natty wrestler bend my pg cutie cm puke sucks

Cringe

fuck

Literally who?

>If "it" is any discernible wrestling ability at all, then no, he doesn't have it.
can someone define "wrestling ability" for me? most of who is considered to be the all time greats that aren't from japan mostly got over as brawlers. by the time austin 3:16 happened, all SCSA could do was punch, kick and stunner.

This was the average wrestlers 20 years ago wtf happened

>wtf happened
punk whined on a podcast that he wasn't getting a push because he wasn't a bodybuilder. this gave way to smarks rebelling and only cheering for nonathletic slobs that looked like fans. and here we are today trying to suspend disbelief for a wwe champion with a concave chest who won his title from a vegan that's under 6' and under 190 lbs.

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You're forgetting guys like HBK and Bret Hart were really popular and didn't have bodies like that.

He's a britetty he doesnt

not every guy on the roster can be or should be a bodybuilder. i get that, sure. but the average person should be afraid of them if they had to fight them for real. there's nothing scary about daniel boring or kofi kingston

Why is every British wrestler’s gimmick that they are British?
Zack Sabre Faggot
Will Asspray
This guy
British Bulldog
William Regal

>Implying you wouldn't be wary if this was walking towards you

because British exceptionalism is so pathetic but has so much story that it is a based heel gimmick

Textbook double-edged gimmick.
>le snob british heel
>le anglosphere babyface (see english premier league dominating in the US)
But it's usually heel.

>if this was walking towards you
huh wat u mean? if bryan or kingston was walking toward me? correct. i'd laugh my ass off.

Nigga most of roided niggas WWE had weren't athletic at all, stop pushing your gay fantasies

D-Bry could legit kick the ass of anyone in this board

Those types of bodies aren't meant for combat sports.
Wrestlers are supposed to be supple.

I completely mogged him when we met, he was a really nice guy though so I doubt he'd start shit to begin with.

>roided niggas aren't athletic
>anyone who doesn't want to watch flabby manlets and twinks is gay
audible kek
>Those types of bodies aren't meant for combat sports
>supple used as a word to describe someone that's supposed to be tough
jesus christ

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6'3" golden gloves boxer with a blue belt in BJJ here.
I would crush that midget in a manner of my choosing.

What if someone said on a podcast that smaller wrestlers are only popular cause fans and marks, Punk included, all dream of being like Chris Benoit

Roided fucks aren't athletic, it's the fucking truth dude, come out of the closet and go to a bodybuilding show if you want to see bodybuilders
Sure you can, fatty

Proof? Otherwise this is you

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Why do people assume Smarks hate big guys? Smarks dislike poorly booked, uninterresting, big guys who can't cut a promo and can't wrestle beyond "being a big guy" but still get booked to the moon purely beause they're big. OP's pic doesn't apply there. This pic does.

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That looked pretty cool until the weird homo showed up desu

He got way better toward the end of his TNA career and said fuck it I'll do tv and movies.

Based. Ever consider going into pro wrestling?

Where tho? Does he do gay porn?

Because sizequeens are gays in denial but they project their resentment on smarks

Every fag here is a smark. They think being detached and counter-contrarian makes them less pathetic and not more.