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Punk could kick everybody on this fucking board's ass. He would take you down and choke you out. He might not be a black belt in jujitsu but he sure as fuck can beat some obese NEETs.

unironically i don't think he could. he's one of those guys that used to be really common in the 90s where they'd learn a martial art but not really learn how to fight. i think he probably would have done better going into ufc untrained than he did with his skimmed base level knowledge that was just enough for him to be confident but not enough to actually do a single thing

actually Phil fought a civilian on a reality game show and got his ass whooped and thrown into water

why so angry bruh
I don't like how watered down the ufc has become, but that doesn't mean that the participants don't know how to fight. they still experience combat and keep themselves fit
I do too, but I still think that even the most mediocre ufc fighter can kick my ass. even if they're glorified actors, they train and exercise harder and more frequently than I do

right and punk is like 8 or 9 tiers below the most mediocre ufc fighter.

he literally got unironically dabbed on (in that the guy got on top of him and dabbed between punches) by a reporter with 1 amateur fight

really? post a link, man

I could shoot kick his ass. Tell him to get his Pepsi-chugging ass down to Shell and bring his bitch with him so she can watch me crack her man's head into the parking lot.

he's had exactly two fights and only one was against a reporter you helpess redditor. fuck off and find it yourself.

I don't visit reddit. and I won't fuck off