I-I can be a m-movie star too, Dwayne!

>I-I can be a m-movie star too, Dwayne!
Oh no no no

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>budget $3m
>box office $14k

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>"How was your movie by the way?"
>"Oh, mine went straight to DVD just like yours."

And now Triple H is the wrestling industry. Cope.

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>a dying wrestling industy by the time he takes over
BASED

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I own this on DVD. It was a gift. It's not very good.

>Box Office:$14,400

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screenplay by (((SJ Roth))), kek Hunter was screwed over

I want to impregnate Ariel Winter

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An industry in need of a hero, an industry that will make him look better than ever when he easily saves it.
Hunter wouldn't have it any other way.

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You and me both sister. Perfect breeding meat.

How was the box office less than my shitty Dodge Grand Caravan?

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I don't care I enjoyed the movie and some of Austin's stuff too.

Anti dimes big nose cuck. At the same level of Kevin Trash.

Trips BTFO by big dimes Rocky

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>tfw you made more money in 5 months than this movie did

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*Inherits nothing*

Actually an ok movie. I prefer low budget cinema

I literally cannot think of any other reason for her chopping her boobs other than all her female "friends" telling her to do it.

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Based Rocky budget-selling Triple Nosetty

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damn punk was actually cool back then

How much does it kill him?

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It fucking murders him on the inside

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Too many old creepers probably fucked with her self image since she was a teen when she had them mutilated. It's a shame but she still has some nice tits post-surgery.

>Gets cucked by Heyman and Bischoff

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>Ariel Winter
did she have the tits already? If so may be worth a watch

having really huge boobs is actually terrible for your back and your breathing (because your lungs have to try and move all of the weight above them to breathe) so it may have been for medical reasons

growing up my mom would have horrible back pain to the point she would be not able to get up sometimes. It's understandable

Only if you are like all the modern women and spend your days in bed watching Netflix and nights drinking. Just some proper back exercises would help that instead of a surgery.

Also, fun good and wholesome movie. I liked it.

>Blade 2, 33M opener, 82M domestic on a 54M budget
>Triple H joins the franchise, 2 years later
>Blade 3 Trinity, 16M opener, 52M domestic on a 65M budget

In 2 years, HHH joins Blade they lost half their opening weekend audience and went +28M to -13M and buryihg the franchise

Poor Wesley, anti-dimer H ruined his career

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>not blaming that Ryan Reynolds faggot as well

>Triple H is a dr-

Based

h-h-how was your movie by the way?
>Mine went straight to DVD
NOOOO PHIL please don't
>just
PLEASE I'M TRYING TO BE THE NEXT DWAYNE DON'T BURY ME SIR
>like
PHIL I'LL LET YOU WRESTLE ME AT WRESTLEMANIA PLEASE I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD
>yours
AAAAAAH NOOOOOO I'M A BTFO EXPOSED SIMP HELP ME STEPHANIE

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I’m sure each WWE employee was “asked nicely” to see this film

Reminder that Cunter mocked him and said that there was a chance that this movie was going to flop

>I have a message from a big time movie star. And no that star isn't you in the Chaperone, I'm talking about an ACTUAL star

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BASED

>14,400
HOLY SHIT TRIPLE NOSE BLOWN THE MOTHERFUCK FUCK OUT DWAYNE MAKES THAT IN MERE MINUTES

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the kamikaze self-own to put down haitch, was it worth it?
what movie was he even in?

He wasn't in a movie. That's part of the joke.

based

This.. wtf

Yea Forums really is workin me in to this hhh cope shit desu i think i only can see him as a shitter now

>Ariel Winter.
I might actually check it out in that case.

Dimes by comparison.

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Holy shit triple schnoz utterly btfo

that's not dimes, that's meme stars
dimes drawn would be the revenue of the movie, not the critic ratings

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Hawkeye's work rate is pretty impressive.

Post a pic of your moms giant milkers