You guys have been my only friends, and although we’re all anonymous, I just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs. As sad as it sounds I probably would have killed myself earlier had it not been for Yea Forums
Well Yea Forums, it’s been a fun few years, but I’m killing myself today. Thanks for the memories
why do this?
You’re welcome bro.
Don't kill yourself user. But if you do Livestream it or something. But really, don't do it.
killing yourself at the start of a wrestling war is a jabronie move user. the best shitposting is yet to come!
We regret to announce user has been released from their contract. We wish him the best in his future endeavours.
Alexa Bliss fucks dogs
Can I have your Nintendo Wii?
whats going on fren? please rethink your choice, it's not something you can come back from...
Do a flip.
Based.
At least have one last BADAZZ WEEKEND WITH US BABAY
Your parents will be sad man don't do it
also reminder Lexi is pure and not for sexual
if your life has hit the point where you unironically post suicide notes on Yea Forums you're probably better off dead anyway
see ya next time user
stupid idiot. this is it, there's nothing after this. once you die, you cease to exist, no rest from your problems, nothing. it's worth it to stay just to see the beauty of existence.
suicide is the reddit of deaths
Godspeed, user.
but you'll miss the g1
Wtf why was my reply just deleted?
I asked:
>if OP contacted Lexi and she he’s going to kill himself, but he won’t do it if she has sex with him, would she have with him?
RIP kiddo. Can you put us over in your suicide note?
Peace be unto to you my Yea Forumsie brother
Kek
What were your Yea Forums posts? In which threads you participated the most?
Thank you OP, adios! maybe we'll see each other on the other side and we'll never know, peace out....
Suicide is for jabronis. Just become a twink prostitute or a homeless traveler or whatever if you don't care about your current life
Bye!
Based OP. Please do it on cam for us
Wtf op you're supposed to outlive wwe
I knew a guy who wanted to kill himself, once. He's dead now. Totally unrelated tho.
Just make sure you do it right and don't end up amputated or brain dead forever.
Take care man
Since you dont care about yourself go fight for money
just make sure you don't mike graham urself, kike
So you couldn't cut the mustard, bite me.
Good luck, OP. Thanks for the Lexi pic.
Don’t do it. We’ll miss you. Others will miss you. Why not instead make some big changes in your life and try to live life to the fullest? All life is precious and so is yours.
Do something like
>dedicate your life to charity
>go live out in the wilderness in a trailer
>move out of state and start a new life
>keep shitposting on Yea Forums and making people laugh (including yourself)
>start a new hobby and dedicate yourself to it
Life is beautiful. Preserve yours man! Put everything in perspective and try to appreciate the little things, like hot summer days with the birds chirping!
We all die at some point. You die on your own terms. Congrats, you’re probably the michaels of Yea Forums if you’re serious. Rest of us will live on some will die in all sorts of dumb painful ways or suffer through old age
Don't do it.
Rebuild yourself user, rage quitting life is not the answer. Eat right, hit the weights, get a respectable haircut and make men shorter than you jealous.
reddit cringe
>OP hasn't replied in over an hour
Holy fucking based he did it. Reddit faggots utterly BTFO
And nothing of value was lost.
Later bro
What if a nothing void is what user wanys
then he’d keep posting here
Somebody start a petition to get OP in the WWE Hall of Fame.
what a mark
Don't kill yourself before the AEW vs WWE war. At least wait to see it.
>smackdownies vs rawtists but without the self awareness
He’s missing nothing
>The dogs are in the enclosed pool area
You are slapping God in the face by not Living to Achieve your most potential.
Life is all about the Journey to finding what you're good at. Keep trying shit until you're an old man.
Don't do it.
You'll be a bigger bitch than Kevin Nash in an alleyway in the early 90s.
Don´t die user so you can enjoy a lot of waifus when you die.
Raw ratings fucking PLUMMET
>Yea Forums posters aren’t base-
KWAB
very inspiring
kwab
Wait, what race are you?
Definitely her worst look.
This.
Do you want to be remembered as reddit?
Do a flip, faggot
Don't ding-dong diddly do it user.
Don't use a firearm, kikes lump those in to push their agenda.
>this is it, there's nothing after this
Prove it
DON'T OWEN HART YOURSELF
Guess you couldn't make it with the wolves, kid.
This.
Don’t you want to be alive when the E declares Chapter 11 bankruptcy?
Enjoy nothing, faithless fool
user if you do it you won’t know who wins g1
mmmmmmmmm see you soon, kid
cringe but redpilled
Have sex
cringe, read Meditations and be yourself
NIgga coming AEW v WWE war is only thing that keeps me from killing myself. Its just too juicy to pass up
>killing yourself before the G1
Mate, i'm not even telling you not to do it, but you gotta stick around. It's going to be amazing.
Suicide is stupid.
Your life is short. you can wait it out. theres no rush. and theres no guarantee the next life will be better, could be worse than this existence.