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Mmmmm thanks Big Red

This niggas STILL wrestling?

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>Dropping people on their craniums
>Wrestling

Taker,I'm getting a little sick and tired of you telling me what kind of weekend to have.
I am gonna have a crappy weekend and there is NOTHING you can do about,jerk!

>she told me more than once to take it slow, and i said okay
>but lately ive been sleeping all alone
>woaaaaah
>im not breaking up inside, im much too proud to moan
>baaaaabyyyyyy pleeeeeaaase come hooooooooome

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*shoot tombstones you*

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*learns how to do wheelies in a wheelchair in your path*

mmmmmmm thanks Mark, mmmmmmmm I live in Europe and it's really mmmmmmm hot here mmmmmm

but its nowhere near as mmmmmmmmm hot as the hell you will go to when you mmmmmmmmmmmm die preferably in a wrestling related injury like you've mmmmmmmmm inflicted on so mmmmmmmmmany of your contemmmmmporaries ya old mmmmmm ding-dong diddly faggot

worked

That was a fun read,sir.

Now go back to Europe!
Leave Europe,then go back!

>it's really mmmmmmm hot here mmmmmm
Just turn on a fan, you simp.

Congratulations kid, you just earned yourself 20 pure strikes

Worked

thanks mark just want you to know i never called you undercarder on here

*ducks 19 times*
*coma one time*

Thats not true Mr.Mark,he not only called you undercarder but also farted in your mailbox!

mmmmmm thanks Mark

>tfw me and boys are getting the stable back together again tonight for beers and Smash
Should I put them over or go into business for myself?

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Steve!
Is that you?
You get home right this *chicken noises* instant mister!

mmm let's get this party started boys

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I hear this sound in my mind every time I see based Carder dropping Jewberg on his head.

youtube.com/watch?v=xAnFJH6RAdQ

Is third from the left JBL?

NO!
That's Steve D'Arcy.

Hold me Take.

Thank you.

Will you choke me to death, please?

Based taker implementing the final solution

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That was hot as fuck.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=6MxlR_IngEY

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damn dwanetty castrated

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*choke slams you in your path*

Son,there is noting in your closet to be afraid of,let me show you.
*slams closet door shut*
SON,LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

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>This is for bret

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DELET DIS

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Father,I got this.
*puts on Kane mask*
youtube.com/watch?v=tfMbmJyNcvg
Son,i are proud!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Waew7MVqIrU&list=FL-Cfm3tlDlaCD5dfyT_X96g&index=15&t=0s

mmmmmm I've got a tattoo that says B S K mmmmmmm it stands for bone street krew mmmmmm that's who I play dominos back stage with mmmmmm I'm a badass faggot mmmm hmmmm

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dz-6F96jvk

m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8QE4-BEy4E

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Mmmmmmmm

Well that is just rude.

>kind of want to buy some deadman inc. Merch after all the biker Taker posting
Fuck I wish I wasn't such a mark

You thought I was finished with you boy?!

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Mmmm thanks booger red

>tfw I own 3 Undertaker shirts, several 'Taker action figures that decorate my bedroom dresser, and 3 different Undertaker posters over my bed.

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what is the source of the fake "mmmmm wouldnt wanna mess with those" promos?

the strikes... they are too pure

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8sU8_JfDKQ8

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*cough cough*

>Yea Forums has friday night baneposts
>Yea Forums has Yea Forumseekend threads
>Yea Forums has badd ass weekends baby
we movin on up boys

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You've done it now!

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mmm badd ass weekends on Yea Forums

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These jokes are ironic, right? We don't actually hate undertaker.

He's my third favorite wrestler of all time brother, but I like jokes with him too

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*ducks*

mmm wouldn't wanna mess with those mitts

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not so fast

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thanks take, you too. don't rough up too many assholes.

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>he's beating up stone cold not ddp

This board you fucking imbecile are you serious

Ddp was the wcw austin

My mom call cops on me trying to kick me out

He's my number one favorite wrestler of all time. Some of the jokes are rather humorous, though.

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What for, user?

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mmmm badd ass

did you forget what ddp did to taker and his wife? he deserved that beating

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*ouchs in your path,if you think thats ok.*

would watch, imagine them body slamming a ghost?

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I can't wait to have a mediocre weekend,just to prove the Taker wrong.

I seriously want those fucking action figures, especially the glow in the dark Undertaker.

TAKER IS NEVER WRONG.

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Fine!
I just may have a good weekend.

Odd that Kane is the level headed one in the room.
Also,I lied about wanting to have a good weekend!
Screw you,jerk!

...that's FIFTEEN (15) pure strikes in wrestler court...
mmmm... looks like jason didn't have a badass weekend...

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Hi mark

>tfw just got ghosted by a thot

Can you recommend some good taker matches for this feel?

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Drinking too mmuch whiskey

Im virgin so i dont care

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Based

You're having a good and badass weekend whether you like it or not, faggot!

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fuck off MARK, we get our happy weekend wishes from Foxy on this board

m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-DJfRy-7f0

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Fine,I'll have a bad ass weekend.

You'd better have.

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>shot of taker knocking lita's ass to the floor
BASED

>tfw my chest and eyes still hurt from the ferocity of me puking five (5) times a couple of days ago for drinking too much beer and whiskey
help me, Taker. I gotta do it again tomorrow night

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*has a good weekend in your path[spoiler]if that is alright with you[/spoiler]*

>*pure strikes you so you sleep through the entire weekend*

>sleep through the entire weekend
Alone? Or are you gonna join me.

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Way to ask for more pure strikes.

Give 'em to me, you sexy son of a bitch.

Mmm

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Thank you Taker.

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

Daily reminder that the Undercarder has cut ZERO (0) good promos and wrestled ZERO (0) good matches without getting carried by Edge in his near 30 year career

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