You're Paul Heyman. What do you do to get Raw to draw again? Who do you push to draw the big bucks?

>Brock cash in on Becky
>next week have Brock come out and challenge all the women at once
>destroys all the women
>women's division completely canceled

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OH NONONONONO

KWAB

Not even kidding, would appreciate a Brock terror run where he starts winning all the lower card titles and just being a piece of shit about it.

Kind of like the Two Man Power Trip, but one man.

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>implying Paul isn't going to finally sabotage the WWE to bankruptcy

>wins 24/7 belt
>takes back home to bumfuck Canada
>jobbers try to sneak on property
>he stands on porch and with gun and they run
>he hunts them one by one in the woods

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BRA AND PANTIES MATCH

this

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>this song hits
>bring back all ECW guys who aren't either dead or completely out of shape/drug addicts
>true invasion angle done right
>fuck pg, we're going exreme

kek what a bitch

>What do you do to get Raw to draw again?
Regain the fans' trust by keeping continuity and paying off stories.
>Who do you push to draw the big bucks?
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guys, what if all of this is bull shit? and vince is divie carter?

>all ECW guys who aren't either dead or completely out of shape/drug addicts
Finally, Stevie Richards and Little Guido will get the push they deserved.

You know, they had a real chance to do something with an invasion angle in the mid 2000s with the whole ECW revival thing, but once again fucked it up. Nearly 20 years too late, but I can still dream.

Stevie was underrated as fuck.

Get rid of all the bright lights and colorful shit, make the arena look darker. Add dirt, cigarette butts, assorted trash around the ring. Hand out free packs of cigarettes to the audience, to add that old school smokey effect. Bring back the titantron from the 90's. Have Bork shove a plate of pancakes up Kofi Kingston's ass, then proceed to fire any faggot that weighs less than 280 lbs. Have Undertaker come back regularly, but in his ministry gimmick. Let the ministry actually kayfabe take control of the WWE. Then for 3-4 months every match would be an absolute fucking bloodbath. No disqualification. After every match, the fags being fired would be executed in the middle of the ring, and carried out by Rikishi.

Bring back John Cena as Hollywood Cena, well spoken heel, old rapper that transitioned to actor gimmick, have him shit on the New Day insulting the crowd for not liking it when a champion was wearing neon colors and complete squash Kofi in an I quit match for the WWE title, proceed then to bury people

>Hide weakness
>Showcase talent
>Book a developed angle, not a thrown together match
>Don't give the audience time to get bored

Basically everything Vince has been fucking up on for the last 15 years.

I go to AEW instead.

put the strap on McIntyre
have him beat Jasethy in RAM in a no commercial breaks match and have Brock try to get cashed in on but have McIntyre fend him off with a baseball bat

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Debut David Benoit and Dominic as a tag-team to clear the names of their dead fathers who they claim were killed by Kevin Sullivan. Builds up to the reveal that Vince ordered their deaths to keep Cena strong and also murdered Owen Hart after he broke Austin's neck.

Culminates in a tag-team match where Shane makes David tap and Dominic is deported by ICE.

Rey isnt dead

>Builds up to the reveal that Vince ordered their deaths to keep Cena strong
based as fuck

>Doesn't know Eddie is Dominic's real father.

Rey stole what he borrowed and all the ladder matches in the world can't change that.

>wins/losses mattering
Take a walk bro

t. a certain New Yorker that killed two (2) promotions

>Scottish psychopath
>baseball bat
Golf club would be better

Bottle of bucky and a knife if we want to not offend the stereotype people and make it real. I'd start watching if I read a Raw report that said something like
>McIntrye then brandished a knife, and shouted at Roman "Youse are gettin' knifed pal!"

Do an angle where the women must go back to bra and panties matches or get fired.

get rid of the corny pg horseshit and bring back cold stoned steam austin and have him bury the entire roster for months until someone not named roman or seth or brock proves they can go over him, then he will remain as the commissioner and teach them all new ways to draw dimes every week

Paul has to get this done without being in any way 'extreme' or using naughty words. The same man who managed to kill two businesses before this.

they could get rid of pg pretty easily by running disclaimers before the show starts just like they do for older episodes of raw claiming this does not represent wwe's corporate views etc. Vince would rather keep it stale and boring though it seems, he hated the idea of the attitude era at first too, so it makes sense that he doesn't care about trying any more.

I get with times and run angles about Xanax abuse and molly. The divas return in mindless fuck doll roles like Miley Cyrus. Cryme Time return and push. Shane O’mac gets a face tat

BAYLEY
IN
BIKINI

DIMES

fire 90% of the roster and go back to hiring derelicts, drug addicts and failed football players. Hire non-wrestling marks only

Shoot blow up Vince's limo. Push Cesaro.

Crucify Alexa Bliss for her peoples sins like he did Raven.

>cold stoned steam austin
sick cunt

>Give away tickets to Network subscribers in nearby zip codes for discount prices when seat sales are too low. Give 2 free tickets to random Network subscribers in a raffle.
>Open the show with a match every single time. Something high energy like a flippy manlet spectacle.
>Get Renee Young off commentary. She can stay as one of the interviewers like Kayla or Cathy or whatever til her contract expires.
>Do away with Vince's autistic speechcodes as best as possible. If you have to use one of his words, just change the script so you don't have to use it because they all sound weird and robotic.
>Always end on a cliffhanger
>Give wrestlers their full names back. Andrade Cien Almas, Mustafa Ali, Otis Dozovic
>Bayley puts her hair out of the ponytail and changes her gimmick
All I've got for now

It keeps happening.

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bring in all the old fucks still under contract and put them into a death match. winner gets to live and retire with a nice pension

Live sex celebration with Lexi and Nikki

Realize before I waste my time that I don't get to pick who's pushed just the shit that happens in between

Push Wyatt in his new gimmick as something unstoppable. Have him beat Undertaker in an retirement match and in Kayfabe have Undertaker teach him the light darken teleport trick
Have wyatt be a confused babyface that's trying to stop the fiend, have the fiend be an ultra heel that mirrors Takes old cult gimmick
Force wrestlers that don't like one another or aren't compatible together into the ring on the same side, all for the sake of claiming the ring away from the fiend and his funhouse friends
Have three stable factions dedicated to fighting Wyatt, heel crews targeting Wyatt when he's a baby face, faces targeting The Fiend in matches, maybe have Roman be the lone wolf that's trying to take him down too (if Reigns still needs pushed), have the 24/7 jobber crew try to piece together lore in the middle of their antics like it's a scooby do episode
Have Big Evil show up on his bike for an 11th hour save on a Roman vs Fiend wrestlemania event