>Next Monday on Raw >Show opens up with commentators wondering whats going on >Vince already in the ring >"I heard some rumors that there might be a new guy in charge" >youtube.com/watch?v=NaFi7zgYhSM >biggest pop in history >Heyman comes down to the ring >"you know I've been working here with Brock for like 8 years now....and the thing is" >"THIS COMPANY SUCKS" >"IM SICK OF THIS GARBAGE 'entertainment' BULLSHIT" >"and guess what? i can finnnnnally do something about it because of you" >Vince is in classic fuming Vince-mode >"so for old times sake, this isnt tna, this aint aew, and hell, this aint even wwe anymore." >Vince is about to explode >"THIS IS E C FUCKING W >lights go dark >ITS SABU >Sabu starts beating Vince with a kendo >cuts to commercial because still need that ad money
Funny how when a community blasts the past out of the water like wrestling and its fans during the AE and Hulkamania, they don't talk about it or brag about it, they just do it; but a community that is despised and leeches off a mountain in its past that gives it shade, like current wrestling and its fans, you constantly brag about how new you are and how little you have to do with the era of testosterone
You can see this anywhere. In wrestling it gave us "please retire" chants and whiny environmentalist promos, and Ricky Steamboat being forced to read from a script that Daniel Bryan is better than him, on Yea Forums it gave us the "*sip* boomer" posts.
Sheerly the result of a war of attrition against tradition and the customs and unwritten rules that go with having a soul fit for the task. Yea Forums and wrestling happen to be two communities once defined by ostracizing haters of tradition and of the pudding that holds proof. All the more vicious, then, is the revolt against reason.
Once again I say: eat the pudding that holds illusion.
Henry Anderson
huh? wat u mean?
Chase Sanchez
Holy fucking plebbit cringe seething mark jabroni nigger
Anthony Hernandez
Imagine in 2019 if they had Dreamer, Sandman, Sabu, justin credible come down to the ring in jean shorts and kendo sticks
Adrian James
Sabu is 54 and old and broken down, why would I mark?
