Honestly, who gives a shit? This won't make a difference, Heyman booked a show before and had a falling out with Vince and it'll happen again since Vince has the final say on everything. Smackdown is doomed with Bischoff.
Lmao, okay?
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HHH seething right now
They’re enforcing the brand split again then?
>Bringing Eric/Paul back
unless they're backstage writing on creative, this just seems rear raging chairs on the titanic
E drones seething and rear raging chairs on the titanic
This. It's not going to make a difference, it's still going to be the same, tired, lame ass show because Vince is still in charge. And everybody knows how much Stephanie and Haitch hate Paul Heyman. This just adds more friction backstage and doesn't accomplish anything.
Are you trying to say rearranging? Because you ding-dong diddly weren't even close ya poo skinned faggot
n-no I meant rear rage cause it makes me frustrated overall, heh
Bischoff is a massive mistake, and Heyman's good but a mistake to head a show.
>And everybody knows how much Stephanie and Haitch hate Paul Heyman.
You do know, that Heyman has been member of the core creative team for at least 2 years now, right?
Also Stephanie has 0 power in creative.
Kevin Nash was rear raging in the long, hot summer of 92.
>rear raging
WHATS ROBOCOP DOING ON RAW??!!
So long as Vince has final say, WWE will continue to be shit
In other words, it's the same exact, tired, ratings-killing bullshit we've been seeing for 2 years? Ok. Why is this news?
>Let's bring Paul back
>Not giving him Smackdown back
Close but no cigar
Heyman already is you fruit
does it matter? vince will continue to make all the decisions
Thank you for blessing us with your profound fucking insight with 0 elaboration. Why would you say something so empty headed? I don't think this will change anything but how can you say that Heyman leading a show would be a detriment? Smackdown was getting higher ratings than Raw when he was the captain of the ship
>Vince isn't shock....
You're retarded if you think Stephanie would get ignored if she wanted to involve herself in creative for whatever reason.
The fuck is this source?
A lot has changed and Heyman has been on creative for 2 years.
It is news, because WWE told SI that it is news. They are being given corporate sounding titles.
I can imagine how will this go down.
>Heyman creates amazing 6 stars show
>Vince rewrites everything and tells him Big Show will main event with Lashley
>Bischoff writes WCW 2000 tier show
>IT'S SUCH GOOD SHIT
This. You can resurrect JD Salinger and Dostoevsky to run Raw and Smackdown, it wouldn't make a lick of difference if whatever they hand in gets scribbled on with crayons by Vince 5 minutes before airtime.
Was Eric Bischoff responsible for the Rear Raging of Kevin Nash in the sizzling hot detroit summer of 1992?
Sports illustrated
RAWCHADS JUST KEEPS WINNING
LMAO ENJOY BISCHOFF SMACKDOWNIES
On paper this sounds like a great idea. Heyman was in charge of Smackdown during its absolute peak years and Bischoff was in charge of Nitro when it was the hottest TV show in wrestling from 1996 to 1998.
However, this reeks of a quick fix solution that hasn't been thought through but will get people talking, which Vince loves doing. Heyman and Bischoff will both eventually fall out with him if he interferes.
kwab
WWE itself, user. SI is coopted media. They are given info, to get the clicks from wrestling fans. They are nice to WWE, they are basically their secondary PR brand. So from time to time, they are fed exclusive news.
This is Heyman propaganda. He told WWE to fed the news to SI. He told Mletzer to hold up Observer, to wait for the news to come out.
would be based if switched, Nitro Raw and Paul E. Smackdownly
>Here comes the monaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
>Paul Heyman, the guy that famously ran Smackdown during the show's best period, put on Raw
This makes me angery.
>Put two guys who, at one point, spearheaded 2 failing companies that were eventually sold to WWE, in charge of their main roster TV shows.
Kek.
JUST
The E admitting that ECW and WCW were better all along and should have survived instead.
Vince's first panic move was to reach for Prichard, now it's to go for Heyman and Bischoff. The next step is Russo.
>Vince giving his shows to Heyman and Bischoff
pretty funny desu
so... where does this leave Triple H with?
NXT, where he'll bide his time until Vince bites the dust.
>SI Wrestling
Literally who
sports illustrated you caveman
NXT.
And then Vince's position.
Until Vince dies, he will just do what he is doing right now.
Still bossing them around.
it keeps happening!
Dostoevsky would be such a great booker
>Heyman has been on creative for 2 years
That may be so, but he obviously hasn't had ANY pull with it, or we would see a noticeable difference. Just because you read a gossip rag for $10.99 doesn't mean you know which way the wind blows. The show will probably still suck, and continue to suck long after Vince dies, but I don't think you're as knowledgable about the biz as you think you are
>Heyman's strongest booking attribute is booking edgy, colorful, non PG characters in an era where WWE is neutered and beholden to corporate advertisers and shareholders
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>Both will report directly to WWE Chairman and CEO Vince McMahon.
Nothing will change as long as he has the final say as usual
Is this Triple H and Steph getting fucked? Or was that never their job?
Might as well bring him in to complete the trifecta
cringe
>Putting them on opposite brands from the original brand split
Not sure if kino or a mistake
AEWtists cowering in fear at this news nervously telling themselves it's nothing while pilling on one another opinion to force a facade that they are not shook. E Chads stay living in their heads rent free once more.
THIS IS HUGE... if this is implying what its implying.
This doesn't sound like some dumb vince run bullshit where Heyman is the face of raw as the "GM" and Bischoff is the tv gm for Smeck..
Or even "lead writers" like in the past.
If they both have full creative last say this can become absolutely a new age
He didn't hire these guys so he can steam roll them. Heyman has always been straight up with Vince. The time to be worried is if they quit or get canned in 3 months.
Smackdown Six was based. Believe in Paul E bros
have sex
literal bullshit.
Bischoff has already said he's done with wrestling.
LOL, this. It's like WWE's trying to recreate the exact conditions that were in place before everything went to shit in 2001.
Vince doesn't even have faith in Gaytch to lead his shoes AHAHAHAHA BTFO
>another sad attempt to bring back nostalgia acts
You tell me, bud
Check WWE Twitter
Yeah, Heyman isn't a yes man so he WILL get his shit in, he'll just probably be fired for it in no time at all.
yeah what the fuck were they thinking?
>Vince still micromanaging everything
What's the point?
He was just using a technique known as "working", invented by professional wrestlers, to provoke an emotional response. Similar strategies are used by politicians, advertisers and the mainstream media, but wrestlers invented it.
This smacks of WCW bringing back Russo and Bischoff together in the hopes they'll save the sinking ship.
>Bischoff in charge of Smackdown
Could the show get any worse at this point?
Fucking this.
See also: TNA bringing in Bischoff and Hogan
to be fair, he probably was done with wrestling until WWE made him a godly offer to come back
So is Vince saying that ECW and WCW are better than WWE because he needs them to make his WWE good again?
Lol.
Heyman is extremely overrated as a creative. Eric is just a joke. TNA was a crock of shit. This won't change anything, espeically with Vince having the final say. I'm surprised both of them even agreed to do this again since they got tired of working with Vince before, namely when Heyman was writing Smackdown.
This is another "we're going to fix everything, we swear." But this one reeks of desperation. Bringing back two boomers with no fresh takes on pro-wrestling. This isn't going to create new fans. This is another nostalgia pop.
Oh shit, Brother Terry's gonna get a final run.
kek
>Heyman to Raw
Bliss gonna be the one to take the belt from Becky
Vince will fire Triple H before he passes.
He booked Ronda.
ECW and WCW (when it wasn't in service of stroking some mummies egos) were always better wrestling shows than WWE, they failed for business-related issues.
That was never their job.
Steph was creative for like a year, when Russo came back. That's all. From that time forward she was just a spokesperson and performer. She has maybe input about her segments, but she doesn't do any creative work.
HHH is in inner circle of people, but his focus has been NXT on and off.
>The absolute state of Gaytch right now
Wrestling is saved
You're pants on head stupid if you think Heyman and Bischoff won't be long gone again by the time Vince croaks and Haitch and Steph take over.
WCW 2000 shows would be a massive upgrade on what WWE is putting out right now.
If Heyman and Bischoff actually have control over anything they would both kill the wildcard rule, right? This thing is a literal ratings killer
Is this why Paul has Run to NJPW?
Is he looking to Change NXT from a Peninsula to an Island?
>P-pops...what about me? I'm right here.....
>WWE: run by 60 and 70 year old white dudes
>AEW: run by 30 year old active, diverse wrestlers that are on the pulse of time
Gee, I wonder which one will be more successful.
didnt these two hacks destroyed their companies??lmao
>Heyman isn't a yes man
"When it comes to WWE rebels, there have been some legendary ones such as ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels and Triple H during their time together as Degeneration X (the original runs, pre-2005) and CM Punk, and WWE manager Paul Heyman shared his thoughts about who the next big rebel in WWE could be.
Heyman answered the question posed by a fan in the audience during Friday’s ‘Cheap Heat Live’ at New York’s Sony Hall theatre, and he picked one superstar in particular who fits the bill, in his mind.
“Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins, because he continuously comes up with moves that are politically incorrect and they have to tell him to stop doing them but they become so popular that they end up saying to him ‘alright go ahead, we’ll deal with it, go do it.’”
“It’s because he’s innovative, and he rebels against the system that tries to be politically correct, and he continues to be politically incorrect, and when he came up with the saying of ‘Burn it Down,’ he was being honest about what he thought would be the constraints of what was being put on him, that he’s going to break through that, and do things his way,3 and innovate a style that you can only see in a Seth Rollins match.”
He will more than likely call up Shayna and have her beat Becky
Reminder that Heyman only knows how to book women as eye candy. This revolution shit is getting cancelled.
Despite her awful mic work, Ronda was booked well. I imagine if Heyman had a little more control over her character he would've used the same philosophy he did in ECW, something about hiding their flaws and spotlighting their talents
KWAB
Unironically this AEW doesn't stand a chance.
>diversity = success
Tard.
>t. didn't watch ECW
Jazz was throwing around dudes before it was cool.
but her mic work was great, she actually showed emotion unlike every other robot on the show
This.
Enormous.
And I HAVE TO Assume these 2 would NEVER have said yes to this unless they have Full creative control.
this is the biggest most positive change they have ever made.
The fact that you can surmise that the wild card shit will stop because of this is literally all that matters.
All women are now gonna cut promos with heymans favorite buzzwords like millenials, incels, privileged white males, etc.
>more boomers
Are you kidding me? WWE is absolutely shook as fuck right now
Heyman might have refused, Bischoff would let anyone raw his asshole for less money than you'd expect.
>The product is out of touch
>The solution is to bring back two guys who failed in his war against WWF twenty year ago.
Mate.
He was the one who booked Becky vs. Ronda.
hope Heyman and Bischoff got creative control or at least some part of it if WWE was willing to make up these new positions for them. But what's from preventing them just getting shot down by Vince whenever there's a disagreement? that's the real question.
whichever one doesn't have dilation stations
doesnt matter until vince is replaced
does show you their desperation though
I'll take your word for it. I barely kept tabs on her besides watching some of her matches on PPV. I just know I've seen a select few promos that weren't so good. And I know it isn't really relevant, but her explaining what a mark is on whatever shitty late show always left a bad taste in my mouth
I could see Bischoff taking a cuck position for the money but Heyman is a different story, after WWECW was such a colossal failure and he swore off ever doing creative again this deal must somehow work for him.
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Millennial creatives like Jimmy Jacobs have already shown time and time again that they can't wrangle and trick Vince into putting out something not terrible and end up folding under the pressure.
Lmao, this. And not only that, let's have Vince continue to oversee things.
WWE offered them big FOX money. Heyman isn't some idealist anymore. Bischoff never cared and will take anyone's money. These boomers are both just trying to fatten their retirement funds.
Maybe because Vince is there tearing up the script all the time and creating makeshift scripts on the fly before the show begins.
Seeing Vince putting his shows at the hands of Bischoff, Heyman and Russo would be incredible. Total desperation.
Exactly. The most important part of the job is tricking Vince into accepting your ideas, mostly by making him think they're their own, Paul does that pretty well.
Wow now that you laid it out its never been clearer AEW is fucked
And thats fantastic i want to see tits and ass not ugly broads trying to copy flippy shit they arent athletic enough to do.
they were. If only eDrones weren't retarded.
Hi TheSiberianNightmare. Troll harder faggot.
I see your argument, but I'd honestly rather watch a show where Heyman and Easy E have 100% control over some 20 yr old zoomer fresh out of uni.
>Mandy and Sonya suddenly lezzing it up
>Bischoff revealed as new head of Smackdown
Based. He wasted no time taking necessary steps to save the show.
This is the biggest move WWE has ever made.
I want zoomers to leave this board now. The Prodigette you dumb fuck.
Absolute desperation. Who is this supposed to appeal to? They already have the 50+ audience, that's like their main demo kek. These old farts aren't going to make new fans. They're clueless. And at the end of the day Vince still says yes/no to everything.
Nothing is going to change faggot. Same thing happened with Bruce.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BOOOMERS
DON'T WANNA MESS WITH THEM
SUCH GOOD SHIT PAL!
I don't get it.
I'd honestly prefer that, even if it's Reboot Robocop, over half the shit RAW airs nowadays
Read the article you brainlets, it says right there that this is a backstage role and won't be introduced to TV
They're "so scared".
>Who is this supposed to appeal to?
It's change. The product is bad, so they're changing it. The overwhelming majority of their audience doesn't have a clue of what's going on backstage, but they might notice change. Also don't act as if smarks didn't worship Heyman to this day.
BAAAAAAARB!!! you wouldn't believe who's coming back to WWE!!!
Smarks are the problem
What about Bruce Pritshit? Wasn't he writing the shows? BTFO!!
Do you think Bischoff will bring back Hot Lesbian Action to boost ratings?
this means bisch is going to bring Hulkster to Smackdown guaranteed.
Also Chris Hemsworth will show up, because they're making a movie about Hulkamania with Chris playing Terry that's in production right fucking now.
Also Sports Illustrated reports that Bisch reports not only to Vince but also Fox.
Based Fox bringing back Hulkamania.
This is what a billion dollar franchise looks like.
Eat a bag of dicks RAM, eat dirt and poverty AEW.
Smackchads win.
I cant help but agree, this is the first time we'll see life after Vince.
theres no way Paul and Eric said yes without full creative control.
This is the biggest change they have ever made.
We'll see though.
Wonder when it goes into effect.
Imagine belieiving that
When's garrett bischoff coming to RAW. Will the ninja's return to kidnap Samoa Joe? Hype as fuck! When are the Mexicools coming back! Can't wait for Heyman to bring record low viewership like he did with December to Dismember.
>th-things are going to get better when Bruce Pritchard t-takes over creative!
>Things a-are going to get better when R-Road Dogg takes over c-creative!
Lmao. Nothing's going to change. Keep in mind, Dana Warrior is still on the fucking creative team. Their creative team is a complete and utter fucking joke, lol.
Her mic was not great, in a promo segment with Bayley she was the worst one. WITH BAYLEY
2004 BRAND SPLIT KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!! ONLY THIS TIME THE BRANDS ARE REVERSED!! ECHADS WE NEVER STOP WINNING CAN I GET A DING-DONG DIDDLY
>Can't wait for Heyman to bring record low viewership like he did with December to Dismember.
Not even the antiest of anti-smarks can pin this on Heyman, fuck off.
>>th-things are going to get better when Bruce Pritchard t-takes over creative!
>Things a-are going to get better when R-Road Dogg takes over c-creative!
Hey goofballs, this isn't that situation where the 2 guys have to cater to vince and pass every decision through him.
>>Things a-are going to get better when R-Road Dogg takes over c-creative!
Said literally no one ever.
>business model still based around selling advertising to family friendly companies
>still for children and PG
>still has corporate structure that must be abided by
>still has a whole fleet of middle managers who need to justify their jobs
it doesn't matter who's sitting in the chair, they cannot turn this lifeless ship around
>pins Kofi clean for the WWE title
Looking at the most recent months smackdown was actually better before road dogg left it because vince kept stepping in and changing things too much, not to say that it was great it was just better than what it is right now
Boomers smarks, maybe. But they're already watching WWE. The younger audiences don't care. They have GCW.
Fuck you redditor OP for setting the dogmatic example for what all the other redditors should come out of the woodwork and say assuming if they repeat it enough it'll be true. "Lmao, okay?" Smug title. Shut the fuck up you fucking Jesse Cox-ass son of a bitch. This is one of the biggest moments in WWE's history
They could literally put Shakespeare in that spot and it wouldn't make a single bit of difference.
Heyman is a pragmatic that is heavily into realism in his booking, that's why Becky beat Ronda via a roll up instead of making her tap.
He'll sell his own mother for a few shekels, you don't think he'll sell a member of his tribe for a slice of cheese despite being lactose intolerant?
What the fuck is GCW... Where did all you wooo and reddit insects come from
is this kayfabe or shoot positions
>This is one of the biggest moments in WWE's history
Because Vince will now tell Bischoff and Paul what to do instead of Dogg? Face it nothing will change until the old senile retard is gone
LOOK AT THIS DING-DONG DIDDLY SEETHE
Why Detroit?
Shut up you reddit insects.
>Vince McMahon, majority owner, chairman and CEO
>Bruce Prichard, Senior Vice President
>Paul Heyman, Executive Director of Monday Night Raw
>Eric Bischoff, Executive Director of Monday Night Smackdown Live & Fox TV Liaison
>Jeff Jarrett, WWE Producer
The absolute state of WWE's creative. ALL BOOMERS' WRESTLING.
Already started
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How hard Bischoff is gonna bury Daniel Bryan?
ECW failure had absolutely nothing to do with the creative direction. Everyone loved that shit so much, they worked for free.
She rekt Becky on the mic when they had their face to face. That was before Vince forced Charlotte in and fucked everything
When this fails, they'll bring in Russo and Cornette.
Paul is a great booker, and we've seen that before when he booked the SmackDown Six era and legitimately made a lot of wrestlers stand out who would have never had a shot at the main card otherwise. But it'll only really work well if Vince steps back and gives Paul creative control, which will never happen.
Based. He went back to NXT cause he knows Haitch is the future.
GCW is the cool and edgy indie promotion that all the young kids pay their money to go out and see. Nobody cares about old corporate Heyman and his long since dead ECW, which he sold out on anyways.
>Honestly, who gives a shit? This won't make a difference
Seething AE-drone
There is no future with Gaytch LMAO
Daniel Bryan just got pinned on SDL by Xavier Woods a few days ago, I'll say he is already 12 feet under.
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Welp, I hope you're enjoying your time in NXT, you'll be there until Vince dies and Haitch can take over now.
You mean like how nothing will change for Yea Forums's better until the senile retarded mods who refuse to ban Facebook frogposters like you for half a decade are gone?
No way Vince gives the FULL CREATIVE FREEDOM from his flagship and the show that it's going to Fox to Heyman and Bischoff.
thank god Bischoff is gonna save WWMEME once again
What don't you guys get? Neither Heyman nor Bischoff would EVER say yes to this if their creative decisions had to get vetted by Vince.
Have you not read all the shit they've said over the last 10 years?
this, motherfuckers can rag on Janela's athletic abilities but that guy can put on an entertaining show
>top reply
you mean when Ronda was so gotten to by the crowd booing her and chanting Becky's name that she short circuited and have to audibly called someone from the back to save her?
Read the fucking article. Vince has the final word.
this could be based and redpilled but I don't belive Vince let's them do whatever they want
I hope Heyman will have some say to what gets on TV at least
Vince basically telling Gaytch to fuck off with his kiddy NXT expansion while the real men run the main shows.
Vince will always, always, A L W A Y S be at the top and say what he wants and be it heyman or bischoff or russo or dogg or cornette or whoever the fuck they will ALWAYS have to do what the senile old cunt wants
Imagine being a wrestler and getting ethered by Twitter nobodies.
it doesn't take rocket appliances to know that, and i dont want to say a toda so, but i fuckin a toda so.
does this mean that the Alliance kind of won in the end?
Based triple 7 user can SEE THOSE DIMES COMING!!!
>seething edrone
HOLY FUCKING DIMES
Vince will pull the greatest rib of all times when he ban Trips from any position in the E in his last will.
Can't wait to watch Aladdin and Child's Play, play some Final Fantasy 7 and watch some Monday night prime time Eric Bischoff pro wrestling
90's boomers addicted to winning.
Hell yes they even need to bring in sting for it
That's already in my head cannon for the last 5 years.
no idiots, the article doesn't say vince has the final creative word. it says they report directly to Vince.
Ala Vince chooses if theyre doing well or not and can fire them.
-Heyman and Bischoff had lost all confidence in WWE's creative and often said theyd never work in that process ever again.
-WWE led by vince has been a sinking ship and their billion dollar deal is on the line, and everyone knows it
-All of the boys in the back have lost all confidence, and some are leaving
-NXT is better than Raw and Smack
-Vince wants his focus out of the WWE anyways
Bischoff and Heyman would never ever say yes to anything less than Full Creative Control of their own respective creative teams.
and you know he would fucking do it is the best part
Money changes a lot of things. He probably offered them a offer that they couldn't refuse.
>I'm leaving the company to Eric Bischoff on the condition that he renames it World Championship Wrestling
>Full creative control for people that ran down to bankruptcy level every fed they worked for
B R A V O V I N C E
>heyman
holy fucking basedola im cumola
You're delusional, drone.
Possible.
We'll have to see, but this seems like the real thing.
bischoff always had a good look
>NXT is better than Raw and Smack
This week's NXT was
>match between literal whos
>match between two tag teams that barely have a character that ended in a DQ
>jobber squash match
>decent Aliyah/Vanessa promo
>womeme cage match where the retard challenging did a moonsault from the top of the cage for the loss
Bro you just went full edrone mode.
To be fair, as much as Haitch likes to pretend otherwise it still is a developmental program at its core and it's only better than Raw and Smackdown by default.
Looks like kino is back on the menu boys.
how am I being an edrone for saying that 2 guys who said they would never work in that process again and who have zero belief in that process and who have huge egos would Never agree to anything short of full creative control?
The assumption here HAS to be full creative control, the chances that they Both said yes to anything less is way way too unlikely.
They don't care about "artistic integrity". Heyman has been saying "yes sir" to Vince for years now. He doesn't care. He's not some mythologized punk rock rebel. He's an old man working for the corporate machine.
Here's what this is: In a desperation move to work the "optics", Heyman and Bischoff got some FOX money to fill their retirement funds with. That's all this is.
I want to like this, but I feel strongly that it should have been Heyman on Smack, and Bischoff on Ram. They already fucked up.
Listen, that's possible, but I think its highly highly unlikely.
They wouldn't both agree to put their names on the top of this product, especially with what other companies can offer.
>rear raging
I can't keep up with retarded zoomers. Is this a new euphemism for ass mad/butt blasted?
What can other companies offer and what other companies would even want them?
HUGE NEWS (in 2002).
heyman I get, but why the fuck would bring bischoff back?
>especially with what other companies can offer.
What other companies are offering them anything? Post your source on this.
This.
Prince Pretty's pretty pink asshole eternally reamed by an absolute who.
>especially with what other companies can offer
Like what exactly?
why the fuck not
Because they're going to war and Bischoff is the only man to ever beat Vince
Well im imagining AEW would offer at least heyman a pretty contract, but this point is besides the fact that those 2 wouldn't say yes to anything less than full control
Anyone hyped to see the Nasty Boyz again?
Vince is really getting ready for war if he's bringing in Bischoff. Thank you, Cody. I don't think Raw will get better with Heyman but I'll definitely give Smackdown another shot.
That's not Heyman anymore, he's been happy to just just clock in for years now. You think he has 'full creative control' of all the shitty Brock stuff the last few years?
AND BETTER THAN EVER
He's a newfag who doesn't know what an E-Drone really is, it's something I see a lot of
>still not hiring russo
yawn
Anyone who says "its just a ploy and they're doing it for the money" is an idiot.
After all of the shit they have talked over the last 15 years, knowing they're both rich, neither of them would sell their integrity out at this age.
Hell, for years they didn't take creative jobs out of spite of how stupid and how bad it is.
I wonder what this Heyman role means for Brock's future with WWE
>Vince passes away peacefully in his sleep
>WWE stops programming for a week
>wrestlers from all around the world come and mourn him
>special monday night Raw at MSG
>everyone is there
>show is 10/10
>final segment, Vince's face pops on the titantron
>"if you are watching this it means that I'm dead"
>crowd shots of people crying, Trips keeping Steph under his arm
>thanks various wrestlers and finally the GOATS André, Hogan, Austin and Rock
>"and last but surely not least, a man who gave it all for this company"
>Trips smiles internally, he knows his decades of fuckery are coming to fruition
>"he lived this business in every aspect of it"
>Trips breathes in proudly
>"he proved that family isn't dictated only by blood, but how far you are willing to jump for the people you care about"
>Trips smugness starts to come out
>"a man you all consider family"
>just say it you dead piece of shit
>"the man I will leave my beloved child to"
>Trips erection is barely disguised by his coat at this point
>"and that man is..."
>HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY
>knowing they're both rich
Bischoff filed for bankrupcy.
Smackdown with Heyman at the helm was peak kino.
This should tell ya what people actually think of him despite all your memeing and complaining on here. He's probably sitting and waiting for his phone to ring like the pathetic mark he is.
Shane is literally the only bigger cancer than Paul. Shane marks are the worst of the worst.
"Booked well"
-> absolutely destroyed the credibility of the raw roster and made some cringe tweet after Heyman's creative control on them.
Heyman was the man behind the Becky vs Ronda twitter feud, I guess you know pretty much what that means
i hope nobody thinks this will change anything. you still have to deal with, even if Vince gives them full control which i highly fucking doubt
>HHH
>Steph
Trump filed for bankruptcy twice, what's your point?
There is a 0% chance they both would sign onto this knowing theyd have to answer to anyone at this point.
"I hope"/ fuck you. Why is it your business if people think it will change anything? Typical redditor
I'm just glad HHH got sidelined and ignored. His giant ego must be getting heated up right now.
wtf is svr 2006
kek Hunter would boil so hard that he'd suffer spontaneous combustion
hi Hunter
its literally written on the news they are under Vince
>Typical redditor
fuck that shit i don't want cancer. Fact that we have a 244 post thread and several others shitting up the catalog suggest
kys zoomer
i mean
he likely will
You'd have figured they'd give Paul Smackdown since that's where Brock will probably go after the move to Fox.
FUCKING BOOK IT
holy shit lmao
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>Wrestlers already shitting on this
Kek, this is gonna end well
fucking based
Of course they are, in the business hierarchy, of course they "report to vince"
That doesn't mean they didn't come to an agreement that the creative process itself has to go through vince.
lol, it's fucking nothing
>please fire me already for fuck's sake
>WWE in desperation mode
>still won't hire Russo
That says more about Russo than it does WWE. He's a fucking cancer and nobody likes him.
He called rollins their next stone cold/cm punk/rebel-like wrestler. I think you should reconsider sir lol
WWE officially threw in the towel
>Heyman
>Bischoff
>2019.5
lmfao
uh durr but heyman wuz awsum when he led smackdown years ago
Yeah, that feeling ain't ever coming back. Not with Vince, Trips, and Steph running the place. WWE is soulless incarnate.
*added another 6 months to your mark contract for that time you were injured*
Heh, nothing personal cuck
Shane likes him it’s just that Steph doesn’t.
Mr.America in NXT please
If Heyman got SD who would he take as his new six pack?
They can't do anything right.
this shit writes itself
Good that neither of them has any decision power in WWE now. Right?
Why they have not hired him then?
this doesn't really tell us how the new changes will go into effect
Okay, well Shane hasn't had any power in WWE for almost 20 years now. Either way, Russo is garbage. Guy can't get a job working at any promotion, explain that one away.
This is Vince finally admitting "I'm out of touch and need based Heyman and Bischoff to carry me. This puts a smile on my face.
how mad is Russo right now? he still gets ignored by pretty much everybody
This has gotta be the nail in his coffin right? Russofags are still gonna believe but dare I say KWAB.
Heyman was in charge of cringe Twitter exchanges between some of the women.
Bischoff led TNA to a disaster of a downfall. The butt and joke of the wrestling world. Yeah, great move Vince!
kek what a bitch
It's great for people like me who don't watch and will just read and laugh about what happens.
It'll be hilarious when this amounts to absolutely nothing. WWE will have nothing once it's shown that this move meant nothing.
>bros bicshoff and heyman omg!!!
>6 months later
>umm bros, wtf wwe still sucks and is unwatchable garbage
>b-b-b-but heyman and Biscoff!!!
karma going over clean on Gaytch
Can't wait for Heyman and/or Bischoff to talk trash about this once again when the inevitable falling out between them and Vince occurs.
The article *they still answer to Vince
Fans: wow they have creative control.
Sure guys it worked well with Pritchard too right? Also thinking heyman is never going to accept whatever money wwe and fox throws at him because "muhh no creative control" is naive.
They bring back awesome kong to squash Gaytch? Great!
Can't wait until this all fails and everyone realises Vince Chadsso was the dimes maket all along.
Quit being a rear rager
I'm actually excited for Heyman and Bischoff to run the ship.
>Be Shane McMahon
>Paul joins your father's company with a shitty gimmick and jobs humiliatingly to The Ultimate Warrior. He's just another independent contractor who will work for you one day
>Paul befriends main eventers and rises up the card
>He starts sitting in on creative meetings with your father. They get along well since Paul is sycophant beyond compare.
>Then he starts fucking your hot sister
>He pipes her so good she gets addicted and marries him. He becomes a main eventer
>Daddy is very fond of him, it's like he's the son Daddy wanted you to be
>politicks himself into title reign after title reign while you wreck your body doing high spots to pop the fans. Daddy might love Paul, but you know the fans love you more. They hate Paul.
>You decide to show daddy your vision for the business by pitching the idea of reviving ECW as a super indie online show before streaming was even a thing
>Daddy laughs you out of the company
>Paul rips off your idea a few years later and calls it NXT. The fans now love Paul more than they ever loved you and Daddy thinks Paul can run a fed
>panic and rush back to Daddy's company but there's no backstage role for you so you do some more high spots and heal up on his dime.
>crash helicopter. Still alive, suffering continues
>Still no backstage role in the company that was your birthright. Strictly an onscreen talent.
>You are now the independent contractor, and have go away heat with the fans, while Paul is running NXT and everyone thinks he should run the company after daddy dies. One day, you will work for him.
No human has ever cucked another quite to the extent that Paul has cucked Shane
It's all because of Shane's disaster in China. He outted himself as the Fredo.
so is this happening today? I don't want to wait for bischoff kino
Russo should be happy because he knows he's the chance WWE has got to carry the company.
He will return once again in the helm.
BOTCH-A-MANIA
Vince's own mother is still alive so I kinda doubt Vince is gonna bite the dust anytime soon desu
They're the same show
No for real. Use #team wwe on twitter
holy fuck. drones are real,i thought it was just a meme
He booked the whole shit and was responsible for their tweeter feud bro....he has been involved in creative since pritchard came in per pwinsiders.
You guys are up for a huge disappointment
Heyman and especially Bischoff are huge Becky fans, so there will be no stopping her push now
clearly WWE
>Final Fantasy 7
>7
Close but no cigar!
The fucking article says they answer to Vince faggot. Lol it is said he has the damn final say.....
Vince will always have the last say, even after he dies they have a vince AI that you feed scripts or questions to and it replies GOOD SHIT or THATS NOT GOOD SHIT respectively.
But with bischoff and heyman at least you have people who arent spineless millenials that'll back down the second vince says maybe something different.
so what
Based Vince, the big leagues are back motherfuckers!!
Ok user that's nice. Keep thinking you know everything.
The article says they'll be running their brands like Triple H runs NXT but it's still Vince's company. What we've been told is that they're effectively redoing the NXT model with the main roster brands, which would mean no interference. Is that how it will pan out? Hstory suggests no, but common sense suggests Vince had to change something.
The problem, as always, is that they still have to report to Vince. Anything he doesn't like won't make TV. The only person to get Vince to sign off on successful TV was Russo and that was 22 years ago.
Kys zoomie
DING-DONG DIDDLY
DELET THIS
and I want queers hating on straight people things to fuck off to anywhere but here
Hi Paul!
since the only replies you got were from underage shitters that dont know what it is either i'll fill you in.
smackdown vs raw 2006. it had a gm mode and a story mode called road to wrestlemania I think it was. and a fairly decent roster to play. pretty damn fun game. also it was on the ps2.
It's like Vince wants the flagship to be good or something...
I have to think they would want a much harder brand split in effect, so yes, I would believe that to be the case if all goes well.
Man, WWE is fucking desperate
Hopefully deep enough to make him pay for this shitty heel run he's had.
Andrade, Bryan. Balor, Owens, Rusev and Nakamura.
Fuck, I chose SD guys. Uh... Cesaro, Ricochet, Joe, AJ, Seth and Braun.
What ever happened to that one broad who ran TNA? I thought i heard something a while back about how she was going to run smackdown or at least be apart of it
Dixie Carter? Not sure, but I hope she stays away from pro wrestling forever.
shit taste
kwab