>Turns down WWE
>Turns down Kenny's offer to come to AEW
>Turns down living in America
>Didn't know who Vince was backstage, and gave the "old man" a high five thinking he was just an employee
>Doesn't play modern video games because he despises DLC practices, and sticks to playing his Super Famicom
feel free to add more to this list
prease unerstand
>Doesn't read fiction books because they make him imagine things
didn't he slap vince on the ass too after the high five?
This is the most redpilled take i have ever seen
Based Ibushi
>There are literal reports of Ibushi getting drunk, and then trying to find things to moonsault off of
rich famiry
prease understand
BaZeD
Absolutely based.
>Gets completely hammered in Tokyo
>Leaves his phone in his hotel room
>Totally forgets where his hotel is
>Wanders the streets of Japan through midnight trying to find his way back
>Has to have Kenny literally tats-wrangle him back because he was going to get lost again
No one is more Chad than Ibushi. His one love and interest in life is wrestling.
縮み上がる
Works the fujoshi into a dripping shoot.
bet you don't even know daddys name
Serious question, how is Ibushi not paralyzed right now? He takes all his bumps on his head, what is his neck made of?
Made of dimes.
When is Harold pulling a Vince '99 and putting the strap on himself?
Kenny didnt ask because he knew Kota would say yes and he wanted Kota to be IWGP champ.
based
I want to buy ibushi some sake and once he's drunk ask him to moonsault off my shoulders
Is he shoot autistic?
PREASE
history revisionist
>Doesn't know how to navigate airports or public transport because it isn't relevant to moonsaults
>Spends $700 on a single hoodie just because he can
>got into wrestling bc it was the closet thing to dragonballz irl
Drawing nonstop stinky fujoshi yen
/jp/ is that way
He is either autistic or his brain was damaged during all the bumps
what brand of hoodie is that?
Balenciaga
Both , he's still based tho
金持ちな家族、彼には何も失う物はない。プリーズアンダスタンド。
ご理解下さい
Harold is my dad
>Didn't know who Vince was backstage, and gave the "old man" a high five thinking he was just an employee
did this really happen? who reported it?
So this is how a 200+ IQ brain works.
This is galaxy brain levels of thinking desu
Why are japs obsessed with Balenciaga?
働いた
More specifically, he just plays nothing but DBZ RPGs from the Famicom and Super Famicom.
Kenny, is that you?
Enuhito reported it. He reported some Japanese interviews and stuff back in 2015/16, wonder what he's up to now.
>gets hammered in tokyo
>gets lost
Can't blame him. This is a lot less difficult than it sounds
>Salts his own potato chips.
>Trusts lettuce, doesn't trust cabbages.
He's shoot care free, people like that tend to live forever.
Based madman
It's a secret to everyone. Shhh.
>He can't read comics or watch cartoons, only Dragon Ball.
>He has wrestled for every single promotion in the world
is this one true?
took the neckpill
>was in a boxing match
>wrestled a doll
>flew to america to shoot some retarded youtube video with a nobody
List as many as you can. This guy is so interesting.
I love autists in wrestling, they are In on of the most ridiculous industries and somehow that allows them to be the best at navigating it
Damn, it is leg tier thick
>
Absolutely based retard
>Ibushi will never be your maid-waifu
Why live?
You forget, was in a boxing match and apologized to his opponent for winning because he just wanted to try it out
That's like the complete opposite of punk
>Salts his own potato chips.
Salt'n'Shake level based. I will cheer for him
You forgot to add he didn't train under anyone. All the shit he does and knows about wrestling was self-taught.
Kenny Omega's entire career is one of just trying to chase Ibushi and keep up with him but never being able to
Fuck, he has taken the ultimate redpill. He has no imagination to be programmed by certain malevolent forces.
>plays Rock, Paper, Scissors with an opponent in the ring
>"Ibushi is a crazy good rock paper scissors player. You can learn a lot by watching Ibushi against his opponent, his Incredible Delivery combined with an Effortless Technique. Truly Unbelievable!
Not even making this up, this is from the WRPSA, the world rock, paper, scissors association. They question if he's actually the best ever.
He's literally Goku
Um....
Greatest wrestler alive
True chaotic neutral
Sounds good. It's the same with Americans and Zara.
Ibushi would still be wondering around Tokyo backstreets doing Moonsaults for sushi to this day if it weren't for Kennii-kun
>Best friends with Tetsuya Naito
He always looks so fucking dapper
those two are figments of his imagination.
is this brainlet or gigabrainchad?
>>flew to america to shoot some retarded youtube video with a nobody
What was that?
Kenny would be a bump in Canada without Kota luring him to Japan
True soul mates
MIKAMI was probably the most talented flip guy DDT guy before Ibushi came around. He's literally Pre-Ibushi.
Comes from a rich family has nothing to lose
> dont remember who Cedric Alexander is
True
Based
yeah after fifty concussions
A punch drunk mind will do that
He loves that boy
Kenny stop posting your personal stash