Alright kid, it's your first day of developmental. This is your chance to really make an impression

>alright kid, it's your first day of developmental. This is your chance to really make an impression.
>you put in the work, you can make your dreams come true
>you fuck up and take this for granted, you'll be out on your ass before you can say "ding dong diddly"
>first thing's first though, we need to get you a costume, a gimmick, and a name. Any ideas?

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>Getting trained by guys that legit didn't make it with the big dogs

Isn't that creative's job albert?

>my melanin
>KARA BOGA
>KARA BOGA
will it draw lads?

Okay
*watches dog fuck Tegan Nox in the corner*
Ha that's funny

Ding-Dong and the Diddlies
Dancing act where I am a male stripper who is out of shape and swing a sock stuffed in the shorts around while 2 mulatto stripper bitches twerk on it

can i take a bump now

Uh, I think Lord Tensai did pretty well for himself.

>listen, you little shit, I'll tell you who does what job. Now your gimmick is Isaac the Incel

Costume is me in a skirt, gimmick is I am pretending to be a tranny and wrestling women so reddit and /woo/ love me but the big switch is I am actually a rapist looking to get the divas alone and already beaten up before I strike. Name is Quadruple H.

>Vince/Paul make talent wear "PROPERTY OF WWE" shirts
Jesus.

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>name is quadruple h
paul would spontaneously combust from sheer butthurt if this ever happened

Double H. I'm Hunter's long lost son.

I come to the ring wearing a black cape, my gimmick is that I keep covering the seats with my tarps whom I refer to as my fans due to how many I bring to shows. My name is Tarple H.

Listen up ya fat bitch, if I wanted to be trained by a no-dimes ham-and-egger like yaself, I would've signed up here instead of with the real Chad trainer, Lance FUCKING Storm. I'll be out of here as soon as I finish talking to Hunter. He wanted me to do something with him and Steph for some reason.

Nice try, Lacey, but you can't just sneak in here with a fake wig on and get a whole new gimmick

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White nationalist, I call my fans the Soldier Squad and throw out sieg hails.

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I'm Droz's personal Piercer then I become the A-Train before I leave this shit company for Japan forming a successful tag team before coming back to this shithole as an awful Japanese gimmick then a comedy jobber tag team before retiring, sounds OK right?

Seething

I turn 360 degrees and walk away because albert typed out ding dong diddly instead of ding-dong diddly.

Would a gimmick where the guy is a self-deprecating, self-loathing loser who tries to deliver his lines like a wannabe stand up up comedian work? He would also mention the reason why he wrestles is because he doesnt really like himself and would prefer to punish his body rather than do hard drugs or drink too much alcohol. He would use his real name and have a brawler moveset.

Would he draw?

N-no, you're cringe
:/

Zack Black, the blackest man on the planet, but I'm a white Scottish guy who wears Rocawear. My Finisher is the Zack Attack (Emerald Fusion).

ironically - wait, no - unironically based

This feels like a cutscene from a 2K game career mode right before you customize your character

>based user recognizes the true genius of my thread

my ring name is "Incel Seeth" and I wear tight pink hotpants and a stained wife beater with anime characters on it. my hair is extremely greasy and combed with a side parting. during my matches i will do energetic pelvic thrusts towards my opponent and then get kicked hard in the balls

Giant Bernard drew unironical dimes in NJPW before it was cool

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What is this Tegan Nox fucks dogs meme and is there proof of it

Biff Stroganoff

My name is Logan Weston and I'm happy to be here.

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>name
J. Morgan Bailey

>gimmick
Wrestling lawyer. At least once during the babyface's shine, I will roll out of the ring, grab a mic, and say "I object!", and start complaining and getting heat. I also interrupt babyface promos with it. After I cut a promo, I will say, "I rest my case." I will use terms like "immaterial" and "witness tampering" while making my case. I call the audience "ladies and gentlemen of this uneducated and dare I say toothless jury".

>moves
Submission Finisher: The Loophole (Cobra Clutch, often with bodyscissors)
Impact Finisher: Overruled (Pop-up Manhattan Drop)
Signature moves: Savate kicks to the knee (think Jon Jones-style kicks to the knees), Facewash, Basement dropkick, drop toe hold into the turnbuckle, eye poke, blatant choke.

>costume
Charcoal gray and pinstripes long tights and black boots. I carry a loaded briefcase I refer to as "Exhibit A". I will figure out unique ways to cheat, even planting evidence of cheating.

>black boots
Dammit, that's not snazzy enough. Changing this to cordovan.