The state of this butthole-fingering cuck

>dumped by Tessa
>signs a mark contract
>has to beg fans to pay for his mom's burned down house
>fingers his own asshole
>said his goal in wrestling was to win the IC title
>calls Haitch daddy

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I’ve come to the conclusion that he’s just a weird ass dude

who the hell calls their employer their dad, what the fuck

Oh dear Christ.

I mean he could've call him pops if he really sees him as a father figure, dad is just fucking gay

His mom burned the coal so he doesn't know his real dad

You know I might actually watch NXT if Cunter and these absolute sissies werent involved.

>2019
>not fingering your butthole
You don't know what you're missing, friend. Just try it!

wont be long before he starts kissing daddy on the lips like tom brady's kid

He unironically seems nice.

oh no no no no no no

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>i'm getting wet for you daddy

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>d-daddy
Christ, does everyone that works in WWE get brainwashed except for Bryan? Ricochet keeps getting faggier by the days.

>>has to beg fans to pay for his mom's burned down house
Wasn't that Osprey?

Yikes

>th-thanks for the wwe.com promotion daddy. thats as good as real money. i'm going to go deep and wet for you tonight

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Yikes

how much did it earn

Uh yeah, great. Really happy for the fruit.
Is there anywhere I can watch people wrestle who aren't homos?

>Pauletty can't father sons so he makes his nxt male wrestlers call him dad
Holy fuck hahahaha

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Fuck what a fag

Based OwlChad superstar absolutely ethering Ricochet so hard, he deletes his tweets and apologizes like a bitch

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what did ricoshit say?

Why did him and Tessa break up

>Fingerchet working a literal who self-mark
Nothing interesting

What would you do if you came home and your boyfriend was raping himself with your vibrator?

this so much

something about Ethans body being shitty.

he cheated on her iirc.

>asp poster seething that he was not invited into the owl gang

no wonder you're defending an ass-fingering e-drone mark

Shitty fingers and prostate cancer?

Proper douching and/or rubber gloves sorts out the first. As for prostate cancer, studies show that actually men who don't stimulate their prostate are at greater risk of it.

Smells like jew trickery

It's a cult

What the fuck

Its literally WWE brainwashing, everyone who signs slowly becomes a drone (objectively) and starts to behave like one

Even with video evidence of Riccoshit fingering his asshole, Ethan Page still manages to come off as the bigger fag between the 2. It's quite the talent to be honest.

hows that boot taste e-drone?

This fatboy sounds like a seething mess

Not bad actually. Point still stands that Ethan Page is a faggot and a douche.

>wife
>kid
>contract
>own promotion
>mom's house is fine
have you worked on your stutter Trevor?

Holy fucking seethe!!! I didn't know you posted on here, Ethan. So let's break this down point by point
>what fucking dork brags about having a family? Especially since you just leave them ever weekend to work for hot dogs and nachos that you're obviously getting double paid in.
>Contract for where? Impact? It's not worth the paper its printed on and you'll just end up quitting/getting fired again.
>Congrats, you started your own bingo hall fed like every other indie shitter that didn't make it.
>I guess you win this one point since I got nothing on your mom other than she dropped a worthless cunt out of her cunt the day you were born.

BTW, start going to the gym again, you look like shit.

>black
Well he probably doesn't know his real daddy.

lets compare with ricochet
>bad father who had a kid that is now being raised by another man
>works in the biggest company, but signed a mark contract and is paid so little that he needs to beg online for money to fix the burned down house of his mom, her boyfriend and her boyfriend's sons
>had faggy hair
>had to shave his faggy hair cuz he's balding
>wins midcard belts that are so worthless that even wwe forgets he won them
>dumped by the best womens wrestler in america
>is so obsessed with his ex that he has to date her no-dimes chin twin
>calls 4/10 HHH "daddy" cuz he never had one
>when he gets made fun of for his shitty promo skills, he deletes his tweets
>tripped on the ropes this week
>couldn't even win the ((((((smackdown tag titles))))) at wrestlemania
>not even the flippiest black guy in wwe
>not even the blackest flippy guy in wwe
>imitates the Rock so much that he got a shitty chest tattoo
>imitates the Rock so much that he loves sticking it up his candy ass
>got killed off on Lucha Underground and no one missed him because he was replaced by Penta El DIMES Miedo
>got replaced in NJPW and no one cares because he was replaced by based auggie heavyweight Will Ospreay
>lost the PWG world title on his first defense

Holy fucking cringe
I refuse to watch nu-wwe

>>calls 4/10 HHH "daddy" cuz he never had one
This actually hurt... as hard as Kevin Nash's butthole hurt in the summer of 92.

Ricochet "kevin nash in the summer of 92"s himself every night

based or crinfe?

Imagine Rock or Austin saying this to Vince.

Triple H x Johnny Gargano fanart HAS to exist, RIGHT? just to laugh at though haha

bofth

Not anymore since Tumblr got PCd

God..the absolute state of Seethan Page right now letting a butthole diddler rent so much space in his head for free.

wwmeme is a cult

tfw I never had a father figure like Triple H is to the NXT guys. I watched The Wrestlers documentary with MVP and how he treats his kid, pushing him in sports and how much his kid loves him, man I wonder what I’d be like if my dad wasn’t a fucking dickhead.

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Your dad probably wonders what it's like not to have a faggot son.

>finger his ass
>calls trips "Daddy"

Sonny Kiss gimmick when