SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

m-maybe this one w-will get fi-five s-stars

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in4Bliss' rematch

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why is he going full Corey Graves these days? it's not a good thing

alright bros im predicting lowest smack rating ever.

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Krypton looks shit lads

who here /notwatchingkofi/?

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>commercials
>kofi entrance
>staredown
so there are gonna be like 15 minutes for the full 2 out of 3 falls thing, right? there's no way they do another commercial break during the last 15 minutes so why even have this be a 2 out of 3 falls match

that's enough smackdown for me. I have no 0 interest in kofi vs ziggler again

laterz

never. wwe hates dimes

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youre getting another commercial break

any screenshots of Ramblin Rabbit or Huskus tonight?

looks like a tranny

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Dunno why you guys hate Dolph desu.

>New Day wrestles both shows
>Kofi has a gauntlet on Raw and a 2/3 falls on SD

Vince has to be trying to run WWE into the ground

I believe kofi can do it, guys

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>Kofi on screen
>thread dies

>Not liking muscle girls

you just KNOW

dead way before kofi

>Two real wrestlers doing some real wrestling stuff

Sorta good.

faggot

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>another kofi match
>gamethread dies

like clockwork

>This pic has months of existence and yet no one shoped a magnum condom on it

Is this for the title

>this match again

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why the FUCK isn't Team LittleBig a fulltime thing?

I need a gif of sonya playing with mandys hair

Is this for the title or nah

>YOU JUST KNOW based Kofi can retain his championship against the jealous Ziggler
Yes! Yes! Yes!

It's for a title opportunity

b-bros...what happened? smack used to be so comfy and now its fucking unwatchable.

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Huskus was behind Daniel and Rowan backstage towards the beginning.

I'll do it. some other time though when kofi isn't putting me to sleep

nah

no. dolph needs to pin kofi twice here to get a chance at the title in a triple threat match at the next ppv. it's very smart booking

>calls me a faggot
>he’s the one attracted to male traits
sounds about right for Yea Forums

>3rd thread this late
Are we... are we losing this wear my fellow E-Bros? We would usually be in the ending of the 5th by now.

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RAM won this week

this is good shit, pal

we're moving to fox so vince got more involved even road dogg couldn't handle all of vince's involvement and that guy is a major drone.

I need a gif of you getting a clue

DON'T BLAME KEVIN DUNN

Watch 205 Live

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>says fall opportunity twice
Wut

I mean they usually have a decent match but god damn this is like 5 times this month

Dolph needs to pin or sumbit Kofi Kingston in order to win this sports entertainment contest, in my opinion

we all lost

NIGGA WHAT. How do you pin the champion twice and not get the belt

Aw shit here we go again

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This

sonya's doing that annoying advertising she's a dyke thing again. rainbows everywhere screaming I eat cunt. stop dressing like a stereotype dumb dyke

I'm starting to think won't show up tonight

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that'll put butts in the seats

No, if he pins the champion twice then the title match at the ppv will have three people so he can pin someone thats not the champion to win the title, why would the title be won in a one on one contest?

>How do you pin the champion twice and not get the belt
by working in the wwe

stop speaking like a stereotype you dumb redneck

Basura

Why don't just pin the other twice in a row

:)

Did you say ass to ass?

that's pretty gay

>pinned off of a superkick
kek

inb4 Smoe Joe interferes...

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we've maxed at 3 threads the last 2 SD as well

I think this falls shit might be the final straw for me... not even worth shitposting anymore

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guess the best thing in wrestling related content this week is Alvarez ranting about this

the ref stops the match after the pin and doesn't start it again until the other guy stands up, I think. I actually can't remember if the miz stood up again during his 2 out of 3 falls match

>Sonya has a Ruby Riott nose

How have I never noticed this?

>dolph pins the champion
>not champion now
>needs another pin to get a chance to pin the champ later for the belt
HUURRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRR DIZ IS SMRT

Hottest feud of the summer right here #teamwwe4life

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was this scripted

stop speaking like an eternal virgin protecting a cunt that wouldnt be interested in your microdick

Did they? Because it looks like it.

This show needs Seth Rollins.

you forgot the part where if he wins twice his match is a triple threat where he can pin the other guy to win the belt

its happening

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With acting that good how could you tell?

guys stop fighting, we lost SmackDown already you don't want to lose each other too

He is the locker room leader, probably going to pad Ziggy's back when he goes to backstage after he wins

THEY SHOWED THE TARP
TARP 3:16

kek

was this bait?

ye they both have big roman noses

I hope Kofi pins the wh*te boi with a SOS to make the racist bigots seethe

man fuck this show

>Ziggler fails to do the fame-asser
shocking

it's us

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imagine telling someone in 2009 Kofi is gonna be a world champ

Why did Tom just start talking like they came back from a commercial break? The fuck was that about

This match is fine it just doesn't be their main event feud

Ziggler loses again!

BURIED

are there any actual extreme rules at Extreme Rules yet?

jesus christ

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>ziggler's finished buried in the weekly show
Kofi is fucking overrated, how strong is the white guilt in America?
I hate jews so much

WHERE'S JOE

No

>Kofi wins lol
Tarp factory won't be able to keep up with the demand

>Kofi vs Samoa Joe

When did this feud happen?

I'm not racist but fuck Kofi, what a boring shitter

He attacked kofi yesterday

Not strong enough to get them to buy tickets at least

Holt fuck lads... 2 and a hald threads?

Damn.

I am CONVINCED that vince is purposely tanking the product rn so it looks amazing when they go to fox.

Just before mania smack was pulling 8 threads....

expect more seething rollins twitter posts tonight to further push the heel power couple angle

>yfw Kofi is the strongest booked WWE Champ in the last 5 years

Monday

I wonder what Nash has to say now about "the business died the day those two became champions".

Joe came out last night and assaulted Kofi

apparently that's all it takes to get a championship match.

Joe got bored and jumped Kofi after a match, so he gets a title shot

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unironically would get me watching again, hell I'm thinking about tuning for SD next week right now

Singapore/Japan

Is smack over? my stream shows some Tarping Grounds highlights

Aw fuck, I forgot that he's on that tour too.

>PUNISHED GULAK UNLEASHES ON 205 LIVE

its easy when you only have to feud with manlets, midcarders and jobbers

and then you remember this is a tvpg show and they weren’t even allowed to show Becky kiss Seth. but go ahead, everyone here should just keep thinking they will be doing a hardcore lesbian scene next week

AJ buried nakameme, joe and jinder. He also defeated owens and sami at the same time

based love song tbqh

this is gay pride month pandering but we all won’t see that because Vince is correctly assuming we are all porn addicts

you were really disappointed you didn't get to see Seth kiss a man, huh

haha yeah, man

You must have some hotass traps living on your street.

I didn’t watch WWE between 2009 and now. I don’t have any problem with Kofi or his ability, but he’s the same wrestler and the same character almost, for whatever character he has, and he’s a glorified lightweight, so it’s EXTREMELY surprising and concerning if WWE thinks this literal midcarder is the most interesting thing they can do with that belt. I mean I thought the booking in 2004 or 2006 was bad but this is something else entirely because it’s not just “bad” in the sense that it’s not very interesting but it’s bad simply because it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever so there would be no way anyone could get over with this booking

This post sums it up perfectly:
The talent is fine but it’s the fundamentals of how the promotion runs which is fucked and that’s the most concerning thing for them because it means even if they accidentally create a breakout star like Cena or Austin or whoever, that still won’t help their business at all.

Or next week, or the week after that

>2/3 falls
Kill me

>2 1/2 gamethreads
WWmeme is dead

bump for this

BASED PRESIDENT GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO FINALLY SEALING THE DEAL ON MANDY'S CUNT

based

bump

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wtf

based retard

That wasn't an interesting episode. Only good thing was the lesbian angle.

Gonna watch 205 now, hoping that's better than this

huh wat u mean

based

here comes the Pepe!

SMACKDOWN GAME THREAD?
The next day?
Yea thats gettiny a based

>/smack/ can't even fill 3 gamethreads anymore

Put this company out of its misery please.

wtf it's not on

tfw when Kenny Omemega tweeting drew more replies than Smackdown.

it really doesn't help that it's basically RAM Lite now, there's no difference between the show, i hope that FOX rapes those faggots at WWE

ding-dong diddly

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based

why is this still up

Finna

Kevin Nash

Based SMACK!DOWN thread

bischoff is gonna save us lads

SMACKCHADS WIN AGAIN

I’M BACK

WHAT'S DIXIE CARTER DOING IN THE SMACKDOWN ZONE?

Necrobump

Huh? Wow! This thread is up dude?
Mind if I cum in it?

AND

Sonya did MMA so that is just nose that has been broken a lot.

Ruby is one those people.

>three days later and still can't make it pass 3 gamethreads
Smack is truly dead

BETTER

THAN

EEEEEEEEEEVER

this still on?

GOT A KNAAAAAAAACK

FOR MAKING THINGS BETTER

Keep it alive lads. Never-ending SMACK!DOWN thread.

wtf

Keep this thread going till smackdown next week. We continue the threads next week from here.

whats wrong with making another thread

should just be a rolling sticky tbdesu

digits confirm. mods make it happen

AHAHAHA JASETHYPOSTER BTFO

Niggers will pick pocket you

Bumpoli

>THE STATE OF PIN DICK TARPLINS

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who else /fridaynightsmack!down/ here?

KWAB

Just tuned in, what have I missed so far?

the part where test rapes kevin at gunpoint

>smack!down
>smack
>stage is actually fist punching
crinfe

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here comes the money

Laying the smackdown doesn't involve much smacking.

Got back from piss break, what's happening now?

What did I miss?

Kabuki Warriors now have title shot v. Iconics, confirmed. I was surprised they gave it away on SD desu

based thread

Based

missed the show tonight lads

Dimes

It was a good one, not sure Bischoff can keep up next week

Is this guy on RAW or Smackdowns

who, pepe?

This is still going?

>Smackdown is on for 5 days straight
>STILL can't fill 3 gamethreads

OH NO NO NO NO NO

yeah but if its up on tuesday we start with 3 and can possibly get to 5

ECW

why is this still up?

thread took viagra

Blue brand is on the blue chew brother

ftw

THERE GOES THE MONEY

youtube.com/watch?v=N-kyyH53vHQ

THERE IT GOES

Will Eric give smack more than 3 gamethreads?

there will be 3 in the first hour

Smackdown ended days ago guys

SMACKCHADS JUST KEEP WINNING

sticky when

NOOOOOOO

HOW CAN THE SMACKCHADS DO THIS WHEN US RAWDAWGS CAN'T.

NOOOOOO

that was a pretty good match

>aew

e chads just keep winning

how do we get MJF on smack!down lads

My fellow echad. There's no war, WWE always win.

Is Smackdown Shanepepe Gamethread that hangs around way past its welcome a new meme?

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what you mean?

it is now

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based

HERE COMES THE PEPE

here

Fuck off e drones

Based

friendly reminder that Shane Kennedy McMahon will be World Wrestling Entertainment Champion and there is nothing you can do about it.

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MONEY TALKS

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when is reigns gonna show up

Did WWE finally find someone for Roman to fight where the crowd will be fully behind Roman.

>I thought the honking in 2004...was bad
How so?

DING-DONG DIDDLY
CUT THE CHATTER
IF YA AINT MEMEING PEPE
THEN YA MEMEING DONT MATTER

HERE COMES THE MONEY

>Bryan Alvarez of the Wrestling Observer is reporting that between just 1,500 and 2,000 were in attendance at SmackDown Live this week.

>Alavarez labelled this week’s WWE attendances as “appalling”, following the terrible ticket sales and attendances for both Raw and Sunday’s Stomping Grounds PPV.

>He added that the show was in Portland, Oregon, which is usually one of the company’s hottest markets, so the attendance figures are even more alarming.

>The Moda Center is Portland has a capacity of nearly 20,000 before the entrance ramp and ring are set up, and photographs have shown that barely any of the seats in the arena were taken.

>If the 1,500 to 2,000 figure is accurate, it would mean the attendance is worse than several recent house shows.

>Oh dear, WWE.

>Believing Bryan Alvarez and WON

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where do you get ya scoops from?

The ice cream man

God I wish that were me

>Smackdown thread is still on #3 after getting bumped for nearly a week after
Oh no no no

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TIME TO HANG THE DRAPES

Smackchads we need to bump the threads to catch up to aews 8(9?) threads

OHNONONO KWAB

Keep this going until Tuesday

*kasu kasu on the drones*

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That newest aew thing had tarps lol

How many threads on average were Raw and Smackdown getting at the beginning of the year? I know I have been seeing fewer of them, but I don't remember how high the number use to get.

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7 to 9 I think was more typical before

been wondering what happened to wwes stacks of those things. must've sold them used to invest in the curtains

RAM usually had around 8 and Smack around 5 or 6

Raw is tonight lads

don't watch it

>Smackdown thread is almost a week old
The state of WWE

yes

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>Smackdown is so based people talking about it a week later

HERE STAYS THE PEPE

wtf

this thread will reach bump limit before tuesday night

HERE WE GO

Finna

Necrobump

sure, with that kind of attitude

EL BUMPO

smachdown going over on ram

>rawtists struggling to get past the pre-show thread
SmackdCHADS win again

1.4 posts per remaining hour would cause the thread to hit the bump limit right around 8:00 pm tomorrow

RAM is still shit

>RAM is still shit

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is there ever any tension when a submission is used? It's either protected and so used only as a finisher, or they put one in and the opponent immediately starts crawling to the ropes for the break, which they always get. Seems like there is never any moment where someone is crawling, but not quite there, and selling hard, so you as an audience are actually unsure whether they'll make it or tap out.

I totally agree. Submissions should be about whether or not they can get the submission on. If it does get locked on, at that point it should be an instant tapout. I think that way it would look more exciting, because you'd never know if they actually do get locked up or not. As you said, currently you can instantly tell whether or not they're going to to submit if they don't tap out right away

HOLY SHANE

stay alive

Based jewman

bischoff isn't a jew lads what are we gonna do

it is, bitch

Bafed

why did they take AJ from us fellow smackchads

im bumping lol

So how can Big Dick Bisch can make Heyman his bitch?

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The fuck
They knew he drew dimes

based

ding-dong diddly edition

HERE COMES THE PEPE
HERE WE GO
PEPE TALKS
HERE COMES THE PEPE
PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE PEPE
PEPE PEPE
PEPE PEPE

HLA tonight?

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It's good, good snap

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Raw wins again just give up

*Sip*
Yup, Eric Bischoff, now there was a good gm.

youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw

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based boomer

why does paul jewman already get to make raw great again but we have to wait for brother eric to show up? it's just not fair.

just 4 more hours until Bischoff kino incoming

Bischoff kino doesn't start until after Extreme Rules

Wtf, has Smackdown started already?

>gamethread stays alive for an entire week
how are e-chads so based?

>believing meltz
lol no

Its just one NEET keeping it going.

stop exposing the fucking business, goddamn

>more new day shit
no thanks, you couldn't pay me to watch

this thread is gonna die before smackdown KEK

ITS TUESDAY YES IT IS

you won't make it to 8 pm. you only have three posts left before it autosages.

Does it count?

Make it count.

gotta hit that bump limit so this sinks and no one remembers it existing

So close, only an hour left until Smackdown starts and now this won't hit page 1 anymore

faggot

We did it SmackChads; new gamethread is already posted, and there’s no way this one falls completely off in the next 42 minutes

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

THIS IS AWE-SOME *clapclap clapclapclap*
THIS IS AWE-SOME *clapclap clapclapclap*
THIS IS AWE-SOME *clapclap clapclapclap*

as usual feels good to be a smackCHAD

>already at 4 threads
Rawtist BTFO

Checked and truthpilled

ding-dong diddly bulbasaur kwab god for bid he mean by this 92 soon b

NEW THREAD EVERYONE IN HERE