SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #2

>horror movie based on a flood.
Bases

Who exactly asked for an Elias vs Miz match?

no one

I'm gonna watch that stupid alligator movie and nobody can stop me.

Shane has two feuds going and just has a separate set of goons on each show. it's not good shit

The guy that said WWE should push them in that one thread

Where the fuck is my wife Liv

this no wrestling during the breaks shit won't last like the the dark third hour of RAM

I thought you said horror movie based on food which would be more based

The Miz so he can win and fight Shane

What’s with all the 2 out of 3 falls matches over the past few weeks? Did I miss something?

MIA, just like my wife Sarah

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Getting dicked down by the Lucha House Party

sitting in catering with Fatsuka growing her disgusting mole gut

it's just so they don't wrestle during commercial breaks. They literally stop the show inbetween

I think this one will actually stick because it has a reason behind it and that's to make the show more sportslike.

Vince doesn't want any wrestling during a commercial break because real sports don't play during the commercials

Even more based

Vince doesn't want wrestling to continue during commercials. So they now eat a pin, rest up during the commercial, then go back at it when they get back on TV. It kills the crowd fucking hard.

is roman not there again this week?

A good mysterious storyline could be started if taker saves shane tonight.

What happened to the Riott Squad?

She at least gets to wrestle on main event

Liv hasn't done dick for almost 2 months!

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victims of the "brand split"

>cheese?!

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Bro remember when there were good heel commentators not these super numales

Why don't they go immediately for a 2nd pin after getting the first one?

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I don't even have the energy for shitposting WWE anymore.

Is Shane the top feud on both shows?
Chill bro

Because they have to take a break for commercials to confuse the crowd and kill the momentum of the match

same thing that happened to sanity

this

I think the rules are the other person has to be standing in their corner. Then it resumes. Kind of like a money in the bank cash in. Other person has to be in a fighting condition

way to go shane...

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the ref can't even get the guy to ring the bell. Did he pass out

>Miz gets a pinfall for that instead of the match being thrown out
kek, I also like how the ref was calling for them to ring the bell 5 times

An hour in and only on the second thread.... jesus lord vince

shane at it again

>crowd chanting no more Shane
kek

HOLY HEAT

such good shit

>shoots on the creatives

holy based

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>nikki cross & alexa bliss still feuding with bagley

It’s smackdown but they rather push the RAW women’s division. Is there even a brand split anymore?

>27 posters

bring the tarps out hot damn

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yfw wwe gamethreads now have the posting amounts of a impact wrestling thread

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That's only going to give us more Shane.

THAT HAS TO BE A FIRST
MIZ DIDNT EVEN LAND A SINGLE HIT
ELIAS LITERALLY GOING HOME THE SAME WAY HE CAME IN

watch kane come back here

Elias got some distance on that

Is Shane still on TV?

its the wildcard rule DUUHHH..

Where's carder?

Vince prob thinks they're booing Shane's character not him and will continue to book this bullshit

Shane's Van Terminator becomes a kick to Miz's gut because he can't reach him in jeans.

In Death Valley

why didn't undertaker come out?

Finn!

who the fuck did Miz piss off to get absolutely buried like this? even Cena didn't do him this bad

>extreme rules is in philly
what chants will we hear lads?

>Carder helps Romeme
>doesn't help Miz
what a fucking asshole

you know the coast to coast kinda loses its wow factor if he does it every time he's on the show

Nakamura decides to stop surfing for a day.

What kind of routine do I need to run to get the Elias physique

stop smiling faggot

NAKAMEME SIGHTING

FINNS BACK
FINNS BACK
FINNS BACK
FINNS BACK
FINNS BACK

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NAKAMURA?

>Nakameme
HOLY BASED
SMACK IS SAVED

OMG it's finn I don't even like the faggot but he's all we got

weebs on suicide watch, we Who Japan now.

nakamura getting half a pop

didn't want to wear himself out

Shin vs balor? That might be interesting

Wow Shinsuke vs Finn may be bssed

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>Nakamura isn't on Japan
poor Nak has to suffer his shitshow on Backstage instead of having delicious RAW food with Okada.

Where is Rusev?

>Nakamura had to fly out of Japan just to do that 4 second segment
>Now he has to fly back for the houseshow
Kek

WWE i so wacky right now that the Finn/Nakamura/Too sweet thing seems out of place.

Ospreay and his circus anime BTFO

>chaos vs bc
wonder how theyll ruin this feud

BASED IICONICS

He's 54, he can do a save like that once a month, tops

I thought Nakamura was trying to do a magic trick.

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ywn rent a car to the iiconics

>AEW
>No more Shane
>Fuck you Roman
>Fuck you Corbin
>Same old shit
>Change the channel

fuck. off. really?

Why isn't Shinsuke Nakamura and Finn Balor in Japan?

rent free

He is going to Japan, its this weekend vs Seth.

you're fucking kidding. maybe the segment was taped?

good lord I didnt know nips could come with bodies like that

>tfw not iconic enough to ride in that car
feels bad man

he gets to surf and get paid more than he would back home, and not take the beatings like ace has to put up with. im sure he doesnt mind.

HOLY YUM

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Rent free

There is good surfing in Japan too.

Did WWE forget Roman is supposed to be a Smackdown guy?

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no midcard in WWE gets paid more than in Japan. This has been confirmed by Nak himself who said he had to take a paycut.

Yes

considering they can't even count to 4, probably

that segment was probably taped simps

What body type is Nikki Cross?

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Ruby is injured. Liv was moved to SDLive because she is filming Total Divas and Sarah Logan is died.

Why isn't Nikki using bliss theme song? every sidekick blissberg had used her theme song

i'd ching her chong

Is nikki the second coming of Marty janetty?

>As if the brand split is still a thing anymore...

Nikki Cross/Alexa Bliss storyline is the only thing that makes any sense and is followable as far as I can tell.

nikkis character is confusing as fuck now

I can't wait to see tonights version of the rolling blunder

Sarah Logan is joining the Raider Experience

the miz is allegedly a member of the raw brand

>If Nikki wins this match Bliss gets a title match
Who booked this crap?

Thicc

You know how they said that Alexa isnt there tonight because shes on the way to Singapore or wherever for the tour?

Hes probably on that same tour

She doesn't have ching to chong but if you want you can nippon her nips.

T-that camera?

daily reminder that THIS is YOUR Smack WWE Womemes Champ

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How many takes did Bayley do for that promo?

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I wonder what title design they will use when the brand split is slowly faded out into nothingness

I want to spit in Nikkis mouth and put her in the mating press

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seems to be the case

Bayley sounds like she's on quaaludes

why can Bayley cut a promo?

You know who did

Is this her go to move in the bedroom?

Based

bayley talks she is doing a psa

Is Nikki jewish?

I hate to admit it but Bailey isnt really that camera right there'ing anymore

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That was me. Sorry. I just wanted Bliss champ again and couldn't figure out a better way.

The WWE Universal Heavyweight World Championship

>there are people in this thread, RIGHT NOW, that like Bayley, when she would do this to you

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Bayley once again proving Vince is a retard for still giving her a mic

Is he not having another kid? Haitch probably found out it's a boy and started seething cause he can't produce an heir

Will Nickelodeon sue over nikki's logo?

At that point he should have just grabbed both of them.

yeah if she has unlimited takes

twitter.com/hashtag/endthewildcardrule?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash

based

every time he comes out on Raw and he gets the SD graphic i think it's a botch

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Bayleys slide kick is so shit

forgot image

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She has a circumcised clit.

Nah its just raw guys, hes not on any of the cards

Everything she does is shit. She is slow and clumsy.

It’s all owned by nbc/universal

this implies they can build stars for each show. how can they do that when they can't build any?

Starting wrestling school at 33 years old boys how screwed am I?

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

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Pure skill.

DDP started wrestling at 35

Why not put her and Nikki together and make the Raidqueen Experience?

Bayley is pretty big for a woman, why does she still run the ropes like a bitch?

I wanna cuddle with Nikki so badly.

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pretty fucked unless you're dimes incarnate

Diamond Dallas Page was 35 when he started wrestling. But you're not nearly as good as DDP.

>Another fucking rematch at Extreme Rules

You gotta be kidding

Bagley BURIED

There's a fundamental fuck up with this booking.... if Nikki wins to get Alexa a shot it means that nikki can beat bayley but alexa cant... so Nikki>Bayley>Alexa
Why wouldn't she just go for the title herself then? FFS VINCE

BAGLEY BTFO

holy fuck nikki cross looks so old, shocked to see she's only 30

Nikki is obviously going to cost Bliss the match at Extreme Rules

Nikki a cute.

what the fuck was that ending

WHAT A SHITTY ENDING

what the fuck was that finish

you don't know that...

>SD girls sidelined again for some RAW bitch
Amazing

Nikki pounding her chest and pointing at the sky was hilarious looking.

Based Nikki LITERALLY running circles around Bagley

wow the nose on that broad

shes not big, nikki is smol

holy shit I am getting worked

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Why are they booking all the midcard champs to lose this week

Nikkie cute but her character concerns me

> Not as good as DDP

Well that’s an understatement.

I have a good job just doing it for fun.

lmao

Cut a promo.

>Mandy, Mella, and Sonya in the same shot
>Sonya is the hottest one

How does she do it?

man that theme doesnt fit main roster nikki cross

And a porno?

Nikki better be getting the title shot somehow

then who fucking cares. have fun

Carmella looks less human every week

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but the point is Nikki cost Bliss the match by running in and making her stop when she was about to hit her move which allowed Bayley to get up.

In tittle defences champs get a 30% boost in all stats.

>You took my wife

Dave's wife got BLACKED

Based Nikki exposed Bayley like the shitter she is

Based Lexi still the center of attention while she's 1000 miles away...

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JUST SAW BRAYS BUNNY BEHIND ONE OF THOSE RED SEATS
BASED ANGLE

Carmella looks fucking crazy.

is Hornswoggle doing a suicidal gimmick now?

BASED

FUCKING

TRUTH

She's still the same character in ring, she's just demure backstage

Based Truth

Ya fapping in a corner while Jamal fucks yas wife.

Mandy & Sonya look su cute together :3
It's pretty clear they love each other

>hornswoggle

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fake and gay

Bray's Rabbit spotted in truth/Carmella bit

I just got off the horn with Vince...
*SPOILER ALERT*
Mr. America comes back next weekend with a KKK gimmick and beats Kofi for the title in a Yapapi Strap Match.
Hulk Hogan will also make a guest appearance.

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BASED

That's fucking stupid

What's gonna happen with the 24/7 when Truth and Drake are done with it? They've both been great for this thing and I can't really see anyone else living up to the standard that they've set.

>Ramblin Rabbit

That's #4. I look forward to them doing this every week to make us stick around but Bray never actually shows up.

That's the story simp. Nikki is blinded by her love for Bliss. She doesn't give a damn about belts, she wants to make up for Bliss. The whole point is showing Bliss is weak but Nikki is strong and that's why Bliss needs Nikki to get Bagley's strap.

Alright boys, time to get high. I've got some wicked white widow that's going to really improve the headliner

Why is truth the only over black human being that's over in the company?

Can we cancel 205 Live and have 24/7 Live show instead? I want more of R Truth and Drake they have literally the most compelling story going on in WWE this decade.

oh yes of course how could i forget

>Truth going mad with the 24/7 power
>Miz being JUSTed into insanity

I feel it, Awesome Truth is coming back!

I feel like those two making an appearance wouldn't just be coincidence.

Who's the bigger weeb - Ember or Omega?

Sasha

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>thats the story simp
Is it though? Nikki's strength has never been shown before tonight. She's not been in a ppv and won money in the bank or anything. They never built her up. She's just been super strong this whole time but a midcarder at the same time?

Hi Sonya!
Bliss realizes she needs Nikki more than she thinks, we get a citrus tier ending with Sonya SEETHING in the background because she got cucked with the lesbian angle

Omega has japanese citzenship.

>nikki celebrating with corey
Shes so cute

I think Sonya like Mandy a lot more.

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Anyone make webms? I want a Nikki pointing at the sky webm.

Damn those are some sexy labia begging to sit on my face.

is it bad that I'd cum in ember coon, lads?

>Drake gets so broken he loses his sanity and starts thinking he's Napoleon because of the height thing. Each show he gets more and more french until finally he comes out in French naval garb and bad accent. Draws nuclear heat when he starts shit talking England
is my angle based or cringe?

I wanna tie Sonya down and fuck the lez right out of her so bad.

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Holy shit Ember gets a match

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>Mandy will never look at you with please pound the shit out of me eyes

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BOOK IT, VINCE

>kill anything ember had going for her then finally put her in a match

Yeah, all that's correct. Your point?

lmao

I haven't noticed before but bliss is not the only short girl in wwe. Ember, Nikki, Zelina, Sasha, Asuka, all of them are really small. Then why is bliss the only one with a fragile body?

santo cringe

Please get some shots of Mandy's brapper

>Mandy looking pretty white trashy right now

I love it.

Omega

wow, these blacks are so violent!

I am now a Mandy fan.

unironically based

Ember is like a black Asuka. Just the right amount of pudge, ignored by WWE, and she's fun to watch in the ring.

Sonya would be pretty if she didn't have those trashy tattoos and those fag rags

Based Mandy knows it is summer (time to show the feet)

mandy is built for black dick

holy shit those shorts

Wait this is a good match

Since when did the women do strong style stiff? Serious question.

emeber's boot so big I want her to shit in my mouth

>no pure strikes
why

Because she is a draw and thus had to wrestle and move around more.

Sonya's fag rag works me

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I could go for a my name is earl gimmick for mandy

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>lesbian mating press pin

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Mandy working my dick into a literal shoot

ARE MANDY AND SONYA GOING TO FUCK?!

F for Ember

Wtf I spoke too soon. Why end one of the good matches so fast, laaaaame.

I....I......I-I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH SONYA AND CUDDLE WITH HER!!!!!!!!!

no it's not

trips confirmed

What the fuck is this dudes problem

Oh boy this is really going in that direction, isn't it?

here ya go

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This show has been rough

>when was the last time ember even had a match on smackdown
a commentator mentioning this is pretty funny
>match ended while I was looking at the gamethread
well okay

Holy shit the madwoman is actually going to get her lesbian angle

>another aliester promo

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what a geek

confirmed lesbian storyline

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IT GOT ME HARD

OH SHIT THEYRE GOING TO DO IT THEY'RE GONNA LEZ THEM OUT

Why doesn't Black just go to Vince for a match?

.......what the FUCK was that

>that Sonya stare
fuck I don't wanna become a shipper faggot

Who got on demand
Someone get that bray screen shot, a few seconds before truth crawled out

>FADE...TO.....WORK/SHOOT PROMO

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Is Mandy kayfabe gay or shoot gay

aliester cringe

BASED

Aleister ding-dong diddly bust

STOP MAKING BLACK TALK

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This stall is occupied!

NEW THREAD

>shadman

Thanks, I appreciate it!

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Wtf was that. The nod to Psycho was nice tho. Same expression and angle as the final shot of Norman Bates

gay for pay

huh so mandy is slowing becoming into lil miss rainbow. haa the lesbian angle is a go. hilarious! guess all her shitposting on here paid off. mandy gonna be bottom bitch to sonya. also nice outfit mandy looked like the outfit sunny war on the raw 1996 episode I watched earlier. interesting mandy's dressing sluttier for sonya now

>Nikki likes this post.webm

saved and prepped for future usage.

GET IN HERE

We need more lesbian clause contracts.

kayfabe gay for now. Sonya won't waste the opportunity of a lifetime, she'll pull all the guns in order to turn her full shoot gay

Mandy is short without her lifts too

Sonya has been living with Mandy for years now, if she still hasn’t turned her at this point, she never will

I was at the show. Dark main event was bailey v. Charlotte. Ask me anything

How the fuck did a tarp learned to type on a computer?

why did you go to a wwe show?

why did you go?

bump lol

based

based

based

why not relegate the commercials breaks for in-between segments?