Oh come in Cesaro, you dont have to drag yourself into this

Oh come in Cesaro, you dont have to drag yourself into this.

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well, there goes any hope you aewtists had for getting Cesaro

>Oh come in Cesaro, you dont have to drag yourself into this.

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Hes trying to protect his job.

I can't wait for the WWE x AEW super event.

Cesaro is such a fucking faggot. They've already turned him into a jobber for no reason since The Bar ended a few months ago, and that's on top of years and years of wasting his talent and using him to put over less talented guys that gave Vince a bigger boner.

I'll never understand why he's still happy there, because one, he wasn't even a fan growing up, and two, he's one of the few guys who could probably make just as much money in the indies as he does in WWE.

they could say fuck niggers and not get fired. look at some of the shit guys are posting. vince won't fire anyone in fear of them making dimes in aew/japan

Vince doesn't see dimes in Cesaro. He'll get fired if he so much as sneezes at the wrong time.

what a simp, sticking up for a company that treats him worse than they do Jinder fucking Mahal

ME TOO, BRO.

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Some people like Joe are probably cool with just getting the check. Good for Cesaro for phoning it in every day. He’ll probably retire and open up a school or something.

>still thinking wrestlers write their own twitter.

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surprised nobody has gone around and just started huffing pepper and sneezing constantly around him

Cesaro will just be a trainer at the Performance Center. His wife is already the head of wymyn's development there. They're set for life.

BASED SWISSCHAD

>Team WWE vs Team AEW
>Jericho betrays Cody at the end and join Team WWE
BOOK IT VINCE & KHAN

2 out of 3 falls though.

Just lost a lot of respect for him

Cesaro doesn't even phone it in though. He goes above and beyond with whatever pile of shit they give him. He's probably in the best shape of his life right now, too.

That seems ironic desu

Doubt it, he's close friends with Jasethy, they used to travel together after the Shield's breakup (and they might be doing the same now that they're on the same brand).

>cringe jasetthy bringing down cesaro ride alongs
Pls no

Actually, weren't people saying that shit is awkward between Seth/Cesaro because Cesaro used to fuck Becky? And Sheamus even made fun of Seth's small dick in a workout video? Or did I imagine all that?

If this is ironic from Cesaro then it's actually pretty hilarious.

And then his students will go and work for AEW and get actual pushes and they'll go 'Wow coach you REALLY could have been a big deal if you didn't stick with that retard Vince.'
>Inb4 'Thinking AEW will last that long' posts
>inb4 'AEW is shit' posts

Job security is based

>implying anyone can understand Cesaro's broken english and learn from him
>implying Cesaro isn't too autistic to speak in front of a class

Cesaro isn't married, but I guess I can believe him and SDR at least being casual fuckbuddies.

Cesaro just wants to keep earning easy paychecks and have occasional matches where Ricochet can flip around him for 10 minutes so he can play as much Clash of Clans as he likes. He's probably happy where he is.

He's a guy who unironically would be a lot better if he was a mark for himself. Too bad he doesn't give a shit about fake fighting.

Cesaro isnthe closest a wrestler will get to being a fucking NEET

How so? He clearly works very hard.

#TarpGoals

sheamus called cesaro big dicked cesaro or something like that. and yeah it was during a workout. add in they used to fuck and well...

You guys are huge fucking idiots. Cesaro is already 40, you expect him to bump his body to sawdust for your star ratings enjoyment in AEW?? LMAO NERDS

What do you mean? He's not a flippy shitter, he doesn't need to bump his neck into sawdust to draw dimes.

Is he retarded?

>Cesaro used to fuck Becky

When/Why did this meme actually start? Nobody has any proof they dated and Becky has even went on record saying she'd never date a coworker (until now I guess).

I'm a gossipchad, so if someone has actual evidence let me know.

Not sure either, but I think the rumor was that they were just fuck buddies. It probably spawned from Sheamus teasing him about his dick in front of Becky an Seth and her looking she was in on the joke while he seemed to be seething.

And of course, Cesaro often looks like he's fucking a few of the women. Renee has teased him about his big ""iPad"" on UUDD, Cathy Kelley is always miring when she's with him, and I think there's a couple of others as well.

I hate AEW only slightly more than WWE. I want to see both fail. WWE killed wrestling, and AEW's style is actually the worst parts of WWE.

Hi Cesaro!

kek, thanks for the feedback though, but I wish there was proof cause I'd push that meme like it's hot

They've given Cesaro many opportunities, but could never get himself over to that next level. He can't talk his way out of a paper bag, so they stuck him with Heyman, and he still couldn't get over. The smarks who jumped on the Cesaro section shit were not indicative of the entire audience.
It's clear the company likes him. He's used often and was booked to be a serious and credible tag team guy with Sheamus. But workrate alone will never draw.

they should have tried giving him a gimmick and an entrance theme that isn't grating
car alarm james bond superman european dude isn't cutting it

Thank Christ.

Heyman stuff was at a really wrong time.
But other that that - yep, can't cut a promo to save his life, good but potato bland look/presence.
Tag team specialist/enforcer/multiman matches is his ceiling.