SM/A/CKDOWN GAMETHREAD #1

3D > 2D

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El Yea ForumsiANO damas y caballeros

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I wish WWE were somewhere smarky enough to get an Ospreay chant going

Ironic how that works. I only tune in to the show that has the couple wrestlers I actually care to see (usually it was Smack). But now that idk who will be on what show when... I don't watch either program. Thanks for saving me Vince.

Have fun tonight, losers!

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Are you at the ROH show?

FATSUKA HUNGRY

nice rendered beef

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Well, I did it.
You fellas have been telling me repeatedly over the past few months to have sex
And today I did it. I had sex!
Now you can stop telling me that!

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S

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dilate

Did he do a swanton?

>look on twitter for pics of the crowd
>someone posted this 29 minutes ago
surely he took this long before he posted it, right? how long would it actually take to get people into their seats anyways

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Lads I am not lasting long tonight.

Little Caesar's, Marco's, Domino's, Pizza Patron, or local fave Pizza Guy?

stop thinkin about trannies all the time ya simp, it's ding-dong diddly rotting your brain

Little Caesar's

Thank God, I thought we wouldnt get any Shane McBased tonight

You would be surprised

Have more sex.

And your hand doesn't count.

there are thousands of us though

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>Jerry Soto

NE CAGO EN DIOS

Why is it so dark in there? How are the fans in the upper deck supposed to see?

Local is always better

>it's a nig gay, yes it i-

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I have never heard of this person. Are people pretending to like him just because he might have killed himself?

>New Gay
RATINGS BTFO

ffs the nig day really kill my mood.

>that camera shot

lol that's literally the entire crowd

>fans
You mean tarps right?

>kofi again
yeeesh

IT'S A N-

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It's always awkward how people mouth the new day opening and they get it wrong and try to laugh it off

joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe

Ya pretty much.
Because muh mental helf

Papa John's

I haven't seen green smiley face guy or long haired guy with his mom in awhile - even superfans are dropping like flies

S

Look at Kairi getting ready for SD. She only has to cover 8000 km in less than two hours. No big deal.

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how to get a title opportunity in wwe:
>just attack the champ lol

>samoa joe

so you get a world championship match by assaulting the champ?

Right here right now, what are the odds my nigga Wyatt shows up?
[spoiler]He's the only one I watch for aside from Roode and since they made him an uber ultra jobber I'll never see him on TV again.[/spoiler]

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Really hate when people with good lives kill themselves. Makes them look like idiots who dont appreciate what they have.
F but a little of S.

Kofi is an embarrassment to the WWE Championship legacy

this feels like a sympathy/charity run

welcome to 2019 m8

If spic, Patron.

Otherwise, local.

>attacked and choked out 24 hours ago after being banged up from 2 matches
>smiling, throwing pancakes and not selling a thing
Give us Etika, take Kofi

enjoy the show and don't boo THE BIG DOG

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on smack for the first time? absolutely 0 zero

He knew he was good and had a lot he was just fucked in the head.

ohio gozeimasu

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>Shane and New Day already

Yeah thats enough Smackdown for tonight..

NO CHANCE

We are a RAW recap show now.

>that outift
kek

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SMOAJOE

ikr. remember when you had to climb ranks to get a shot? fucking hell at this point wwe2k19 has a more realistic title match build up

he wasn't even on raw apparently and vince still considers that the A show so there's no way he would have wyatt debut on smack

Joe didn't even bother to rematch for the U.S.

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Football/Soccer or Deadliest Catch?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

BASED ADOLPH ZIGGLER

LIKE DOLPH

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Figured if Undercarder can teleport between Smackdown and Raw, The Fiend can too.
Plus with the aids that is Wildcard rule, thought he might have a chance to surprise me

What little crowd they have doesn't give a shit anymore.

>$2,000 pants

Z E R O
E
R
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>fades to black
Aliester cucked

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Have heard he usee drugs.
Which would make me hate it more, drugs like alcohol are used to drown out your shitty reality which Etika had a pretty good one.
Whatever RIP.

I'm here to raise the tarps, i'm here to raise the tarps
RAISE THE TARRRRRRRPS

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Smackdown is so boring now that it's just Raw 2.0 again

Ziggler vs Kofi ending in DQ. I'm calling it right now. Screencap this or some shit idc.

what show is he even "drafted" to? still zero chance I think. everything they've aired for him starts on raw and repeats on smack. so maybe more puppet cameos

Blue crab bro

pig puppet behind bryan

>two out of three falls
why fuckers, why it doesn't make sense

HUSKIS IN THE BACKGROUND

SAVE US BRAY2J

oh boy, another Kofi gauntlet match

>2 out of 3 falls AGAIN

looks like I get to go to bed early

Based Husky

youtube.com/watch?v=bQCUST6tLmM

is sex with Amy Schumer based or cringe?

I would rather watch a bunch autist speed run 25 year old games
than watch this shitty ass excuse for pro wrestling.
Kofi is the worst champion ever
Seff is a legit faggot.
Becky is cringe as fuck

When does AEW start?

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Can someone explain how Undertaker appears out of nowhere?

Has there ever been a more lackluster Main Title feud?

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2 out of 3 falls.

No commercial wrestling again.

>WWE management
>even though Shane just told us that he's in charge 12 minutes go
This is really TNA

2 OUT OF 3 FALLS
NO WRESTLING DURING THE COMMERCIALS DAMMIT

2 out of 3 falls... so they can fit the ads :( ffs vince

>2 out of 3 falls so they can stop and go to commercial
this is already getting old

IM HERE TO LAY THE TARPS
IM HERE TO LAY THE TARPS

>Muh commericial break
>muh no wrestling during ad
It's all because of that user

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Is the heavy machinery push dead already?

Fuck it I am out.

Have a Thicc Eilish on me.

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he hides behind the curtain

Can someone please explain to me why Big E was eating Saltines in the ring during that promo?

something something Mable/Diesel

becky and seth vs corbin and lacy

this is going to be hell for here on out

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gonna listen to her album instead of half listening to smack like I usually do

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Cant wait till Cody and Bucks get go away heat when they start burying their entire roster when they book themselves to win.

>implying AEW is any better

Nice hairline Stanya.

he's incapable of moving on his own without becoming gassed, so they cut the lights and carry him out so he can save his strength and only slightly pass out when he does his final pose

cuz its wacky and random LOL.
Thats why user.

>lay
It's an indoor arena, not a baseball field you r-tard

why are the puppets out of the house bros

Yep! Gave Hunter his NXT tag team a small push. Saw how Tacoma booed them. Figured they weren’t going over. So back to New Day.

thighs

I have no desire to ever watch kofi and ziggler wrestle again

Why do we watch, to suffer?

Warlock magic that teleports him under the mat, then teleports him on top of it when the lights come on

Fuck off fag

Man, I think I'm gonna get drunk and spend all night in celeb threads tonight.

That bridge is so nice. Probably couldn't build one in America everybody is too fat to walk uphill.

Corbin is based.
Dolph and Kofi are geeks. Maybe Joe can salvage the shitshow but they buries him with Ricuckshet winning.

because I like the show

when Elias looks angry, he looks alot like Randy Savage

Bases.

Look at them milkers. The perfect vessel to lay your seed in

cringe

>Another 2 out of 3 falls

This is ridiculous

Shane's acting reminds me of Michael Scott from the Office

TWO of these fucking matches, that's it

These fucking 2 out of 3 fall matches

ANOTHER 2/3 FALLS MATCH!!

is this a 2 out of 3 falls match as well?

>Gojira shirt

based

DUDE I LOVE TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS

>new day still standing in the ring 20 minutes later

>2 out of 3 falls
this is fucking asinine

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This 2/3 falls is parody now

worked

oh..
posting layla to amuse myself

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for me it mostly became a habit. now I've actually broken the habit of watching show, but I still like the gamethreads so here I am and I don't even have the show on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This is fucking brilliant.
Every match is a rematch.
Every match 2 out of 3 falls.
I honestly can't stop watching like it's a 50 car pile up in slow motion.

metal is the only thing cringier than pro wrestling

>19 minutes in
>2 2 out of 3 falls matches

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I fucking despise Big E. I want him to get curb stomped by racist white men.

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you complain about 2/3 falls matches but you still gonna watch them

is she the goat? i want to be the back end of a human centipede with her

That's not all. I'll probably post a lot of Jewesses.

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What camera did you use? Impressive colors.

based.. here's another...

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No way fag. I'm out for today. I prefer watch ROH than this.

>SethFreakinKlanstompsBigEonMLKday.jpg

Because the whole world is the funhouse now. We let him in.
That said I wonder if the puppets are invisible to the other wrestlers in kayfabe since they've never heard his message

based but fuck you

SEETHING

That is embarrassing. Does Vince just not care?

What, you don't like "Wuapiti wuapiti wuapiti"? Neither I do, I wish he fucks off forever.

smackdown shows have looked like that for almost 10 years at this point, so I dont think he does

I don't understand the no wrestling during commercials anymore

Metal is shit. Only skinny beta fags like metal.

Wait this a mofuckin commercial

Joke's on you, I'm fat

picture in picture doesn't count as a commercial because you can still see the wrestling :)

you're distracting me from the show you better stop

OH NO NO NO NO

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>mfw realize I've seen him get the shit kicked out of him dozens of times, but no actual match with him ever.
This poor bastard never even seen the light of day he's so buried

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Anyone else wish Isla could kick them in the balls with these boots, insult you for being a male and then making you clean her boots with your tongue?

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Why have all the 2 out of 3 falls matches then

>there was wrestling in commercial break
THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THE TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS? WHY IS THAT FUCKTARD NOT CONSISTENT WITH HIS OWN FUCKING SCHIZO BULLSHIT?

If things get any worse they could go back to running tv shows in high schools ala 1995

no that would be humilliating

he started wrestling a lot of matches but his matches are always death not sure why. they realized it though and keep him doing what he does best, insult the crowd and get beat up

Fucking hell who?

Not joking: the new day hip stuff is a little bit lewd.

God dammit why did the smackdown champs lose, and why did the former world champion eat the pin

>D Bry is eating pins left and right
>Kofi is invincible

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I think they still need to do full commercials because the picture in picture ones earn less money or some shit. There's most definitely going to be a full commercial during this match too

>Xavier pinning DBryan

>Bryan, the only superstar they have, is losing with all these jobber tags
So how can Colby excuse this?

>the only draw in the company eats the pin two nights in a row against a team of jabronis

>new day loses to sami and ko
>beat bryan and rowan the next night

wait I thought that this was a 2 out of 3 match

Looks like Russo is back baby

BASED OTIS
SMACK IS SAVED

OTIS

Damn Otis is slow

Honestly I think they are accidentally turning all heels into heroes now.

Except heavy machinery they just need to push them asap.

WHY HAVE HIM GET PINNED CLEAN IF YOURE GOING TO HAVE THIS SHIT AFTER REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think Bryan really wants to protect Rowan, Rowan has kind of been booked pretty strong lately.

>Daniel Bryan, tag team jobber

>leads into a boring 4 v 4 tag match after the commercial
fuck this company lmao

Where the fuck is the locker room leader Seth Rollins to tell Vince that Bryan should be the wwe champion

Sami is a wildcard every.fucking.week

SO MANY FUCKING ADS JESUS CHRIST

when we get back from COMMERCIAL, we're gonna have an EIGHT MAN TAG, PLAYA

HOLLA HOLLA

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I don't get it. Bryan was the hottest heel in the company during WrestleMania season. Instead of booking him like the top guy he is, he's booked like just another midcarder.

this

YES BUT HOW MANY FALLS MY NIGGA

the show has been absolute shit so far

As did I.

DId finn have a match at Stomping Grounds? I can't remeber

Bryan beat HHH, Roman, Punk, Cena, Batista, Kane, Orton, AJ Styles

But loses to these jobbers?

NO REASON TO BOO KEVIN DUNN

based

The opening promos on this show were so poorly written. Jesus christ, just let guys cut their own promos

And it's like a curse, if I have it on and I alt tab or go piss or something, he had a match he got squashed in, if I watch him fully, he just gets choke slammed by Undertaker without it being a match. I am cursed to miss the poor guy even attempt to be more than a ham and egger

No. Nobody has seen Balor in weeks.

hes on the shelf until charlotte's boytoy is back

absolutely horrific

boo
boo kevin dunn boo

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>doing an 8 man tag instead of giving the midcard some tv time for the first time in a month

Fucking sick of the wildcard and the raw recaps ruining SD

Vince is very old and sometimes forgets things

Maybe it still is, but they just added more people into the mix.

Not even midcarder, he's in the pre-show tag team division

where is the guy who posts the waifu roll?

You know I could actually see Bryan doing this, good call

people talk shit about nxt a lot but at least they don't book matches like this (usually)

>Lets have the same match for 50 minutes

Solid writing.

its amazing, just when you think this company can't make shows any crappier they find a new way to make it even worse, somehow now every match feels more empty and meaningless than ever before.. 4 minutes and done quick before next commercial!

Oh my god

Really love New Day matches taking up half of this show

Otis is a hero we don’t deserve.

>Bryan lost two matches in a row
welp, at least he didn't get pinned again.

hi leddit

>Sami eats the pin
might as well have bryan eat both

oh boy do I have to tell you about the ending of tomorrow's steel cage match

This gamethread had a hot start and has slowed to a crawl absolutely amazing like clockwork

>wwe killing asp attendance

I'm sick of no mid card too. I just want Roode to do shit, I want fucking mid card to have fights and plots that aren't just 24/7 fights. Why can't they mix the two up some? There's shit in there that writes itself

fucking nig day still in the ring?

honestly looking forward to womemes shit after 40 minutes of newday and pointless tag matches.

So is there any way to watch the Japan stuff?

just wait til all these bullshit 2 out of 3 falls matches start

>Daniel Bryan losing both matches

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I don't understand how tag team matches went from some of my favorite shit to literal shit in a matter of like 5 years. It's agony

>seething white boi detected

Tom just told us that Kairi and Asuka aren't showing up, what the fuck bros.

I agree with you but in this 8 man tag all the wrestlers are SD superstars so no point in blaming the wildcard here.

>between he and Shane
Nope.

Nothing's happened in 42 minutes.

That attire doesn't work for Miz as a face. He looks like a douchebag.

sami is raw

>No Lexi tonight

Fuck this, i'm out...

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>no point in blaming the wildcard here.
OR KEVIN DUNN

Swear to god if they do Alexa vs Bayley again at extreme rules...

what the fuck is this

Don't worry AEW is coming soon and we'll have an entire show of nothing but mid-card stuff.

bryan lost twice?

ali kino

BASED GOOD GUY ALI

wtf Manny is already getting a video package?

>Ali has a vigilante gimmick now

praise be to Muhammad (pbuh)

what's ali hassan's gimmick?

THANK YOU BASED ALI NOW I AM NO LONGER AN ALCOHOLIC

>Another 2/3 Falls match

>long breaks of inactivity during the breaks absolutely murders the crowd
absolutely based Vince

Based good guy

>guiding light Ali
Is he going to feud with bray?

these fucking 2/3 falls matches better go just 2 falls

Please show The Miz the respect he deserves

thats what he gets for making fun of the teacher's pet

I just started from the beginning lads
What kind of logic is "pin the champion twice to get a title match that's a less legitimate contest"
Also why are they burying miz so hard

I'm ok with this, maybe if wwe loses some of my guys they'll actually get screentime so I don't have to watch old footage of Beer Money

>residing in Hollywood
Its like the announcer doesn't even watch miz and mizs

The Oath of Ali.

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Based Constantine Ali

Lets hope the E doesnt wastes Bryan effort and keep booking Rowan well when he goes solo.

Hope it leads to a gimmick change where Ali becomes a masked vigilante named "Muham-man".

miz is fucked

Based Ali

>Elias is still a thing.
YIKES

Elias is a level 20 valor bard.

Greg Hamilton is fucking based

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Oh you mean something that could easily be corrected with 20 seconds of research? Not in this company, pal

NEW THREAD

lmao roasted

NEW THREAD

Apparently in Kayfabe they still live there, a few weeks ago when they were in LA Corey was talking about him as if he did still live there (even though I'm pretty sure when the first season was airing Corey talked about him moving)

Fuck but I just got a (you)

GET IN HERE LADS

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That ice cream looks good.

HNNNNGR...pls be a boi

fucking faggots

I'm gonna watch that stupid alligator movie and nobody can stop me.

Was that commercial about a black man helping a white boy get a white girl?

try again, nigger.

NEW

Watch it 2 times.

Bart is voiced by a girl.

what?

lel

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