RAM Gamethread #5

SAVE_US.BRAY

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where is he?????

I am literally only still here for Bray, his 4 minutes a week is worth hours of the fucking worst "sports entertainment" I've ever seen.

Last live event I attended was Summerslam 99. I would be so pissed if they faced towards an empty curtain the whole show. At least when I saw the ring from nosebleeds the place was packed. Sad!

Sorry Summerslam 2000 at the Target Center

Waiting to fight Aliester Black

GIVE BRAY NOW
FUCK YOU VINCE

there is no more bray until his in-ring debut, that was all the episodes they made

Old fart go to bed grandpa

I'm really glad that you are my friends and I hope this friendship never ever ends

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Bray is returning you retard

ONE AND HOLEY

>fingers butthole in your path

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>no nameplate on the US title

Both of these manlets are about to be fed to the Fiend.

Ricoshit on his fingers

literal crickets for AJ...

>Lowest rated Raw of all time

Seems to be a new weekly event

Is Ricco better than ospray?

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I've been gone for an hour to get weed, got back just in time to see the headliner, but I'm too stoned to pay attention.
>RAW IS WAR

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What's this meme from?

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No Firefly Fun House this week?

>Headliner

They snuck something in that weed you got

>RAW will end in 18 minutes
Who will i talk to now?

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There's no Bray. The Club is turning

I’d be delighted to tell you user
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prince puma is but not rico

PLEASE BRAY

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Imminent Club betrayal inbound.

based good brothers

KEK

based skinheads

wow this is a terrible way to force commercial breaks

This new 'no wrestling in commercial' rule is stupidly retarded and just ruins the flow of matches.

>all of that just so they could do a commercial

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Such bullshit holy shit

go on Omegle and when they ask "m or f" say "f"

I don't care one way or the other but how do you know thats him?

I was wondering how they were going to do the commercial thing for this match

have they actually been doing this? is it as awful as it sounds? not watching

No matches during commercial breaks durrrrrrr

Muscleman Dance all over these faggots please

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That was literally a crock of shit

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I thought the commercial thing was a meme that I didn’t fall for. Holy smokes.

>Make a rule of no wrestling during ads because sports don't do it
>Write the show so this bullshit is shoved into everyone's faces and everyone's time watching the show gets wasted

I who had to erection

FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK BULLSHIT

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>attendance falling
>make the live experience even worse so attendancw drops further

LET HIM IN

I'm tuning in for the last 13 minutes, hope it's good bros missed the first 2 hours and 47 minutes.

Vince has to be fucking senile right? There's NO WAY he thinks he can keep this commercial break shit up. It's absurdly contrived. Why not have commercials after the matches?

>richoshit match
>gamethread dies

like clockwork

>be me
>Yea Forums hates the new commercial rule
>want to join in, but I'm gonna reserve my judgement until Simon Miller tells me if its lame or great

Bray isn't showing up.

I'm not watching. Is the show really incomprehensible with the new format

Corey is trying to hold off a seizure

I think Vince should be put on suicide watch cos I think he's gonna take WWF with him to Hell.

been dead for hours

no ones watching

I didn't think they could tank my interest in actually going to Raw any more than they already had but by god Vince pulled it off.

FUCK YOU

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Please Bray

PLEASE

Yeah they have. Sometimes is them being normal and going to commercial whil enetrances, sometimes they're being weird like ending a match and after commercial starting another, then other times are classic stupid like ending a match before commercials to turn it into a tag match after commercials, and sometimes they're down right full retarded stupid idiots like finding an excuse to cut the flow of a match before commercial just to restart it after commercials.

Go on.

Bray and Aleister have the same gimmick

No, people are just complaining to complain

LET HIM IN

So with this commercial break shit, are they TRYING to kill the live attendance at these RAW shows?

You can do whatever you want to any current wwe diva you choose for 3 minutes, but first you have to finger ricochet's ass for a good half an hour. Would you do it?

Why are they just unable to factor in commercials into their scripts? Why can't they just play them between matches and have a couple less interviews?

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

sure, I can always cut my finger off and grow a new one

>dig a little deeper into his arsenal

Imagine how good this match would be in NXT and not the main roster

rate my convo

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WATCH THE top right corner ------------------------ soon

It sucks because its actually good for them to go "lets stop putting the fucking heat in the commercial break", but theyre implementing it the entirely wrong way. Do commercials right before any match thats gonna go long, have the commercial break be extra long so you can have a longer section of tv time if necessary

banned for underage

Sure, I only have to put up with the disgusting shit for 3 minutes

THIS IS AWESOME
>THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME
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THIS IS AWESOME
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THIS IS AWESOME
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THIS IS AWESOME
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Pretty good match lads

This is actually a good match

wheres bray

>what have I done

would ricochet be more over if he was blacker?

crowd is sooooooo dead

dang that was sick

>2 minutes

There are 2 people there

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Best wrestling on the planet. Period.

i've noticed that in wwe, the guys go for the the pinfall after every move, not just signatures or finishers but every fucking move. AJ pinned ricochet after a fucking clothesline

better than expected/10

>no bray

>the absolute state of brayfags

yeah good job making your new champion look strong :/

so apparently this match was non-title, but Kofi-Owens was? this is WCW tier booking

WHERE IS BRAY

HE ACTUALLY WON IT?

WHERE THE FUCK WAS BRAY

US CHAMP BURIED

bray will debut on july 8, its the date he and the hammer bros debuted to wwmeme

>make Ricochet US champ
>have him immediately lose the next night

What is the plan here?

>styles rico at extreme rules
I'm ok with this

Based Big Bible AJ going over that filthy sodomite

>thats it

>no aj heel turn
i would’ve marked

This is bullshit, I can't believe I watched fucking Raw and there was no Bray

>put the belt on a new guy and kinda make his win feel something with a backstage segment
>immediately job him out

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lmao ass fingerer didnt even last 24 hours

share some network account to see based larry steve pls

You suck.

LMFDAOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE IS BRAY

>AJ wins non title match to set up ppv title match
>Ricochet wins ppv because 50/50 booking

What the fuck is up with these god awful endings as of late

why the fuck would they have that good match just for AJ to congratulate Rick at the end like a simp?

They think the title (the prop) protects Ricochet. If this was "real" in what other sport would the champion lose and still keep the title?

oh shut up theyre gonna trade wins for the next 2 months

>aj styles beating new us champ ricochet is the raw ending

>all that shit for a non title match

Beating the champ usually means earning a title match.

Stupid letting aj win after rico just won the title

>all these simps actually thinking bray was ever showing up to tonight

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Ricochet losing his first match after winning a title is pretty dumb, but AJ losing his first match after coming back from is probably dumb too. Maybe AJ should've just beat someone else to earn a title match or something.

based logical booking doesn't fly in the e

I only saw the last 13 minutes of the show. How was Firefly Funhouse, was it still the best part of the show?

shouldn't even be facing each other, it would be like putting Christian against Austin the RAW after he won the IC title

>Rico wins the title off a champion who never won a match
>Loses his first match after winning it in the main event of Raw
>AJ raises his hand like he's John Cena in 2002
Vince needs to commit Etika already

user...

>no Wyatt
>watched Raw for no pay off save for Take
IT'S ENOUGH TO GET ME TO THE BOILING POINT

At least it wasnt Ryder postWM RAM.

They put the puppets in the background of the show to tease for maybe next week. It's just like the Brock mitb teases now

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ugh don't remind me

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Oh damn, well I guess I didn't miss much of value then.

cringe and jewpilled

did trish ever have nudes released?

Was Bray seriously not there at all

He was there but didn't show and his puppets were there

What segment