RAM Gamethread #4

Make me

In 6 minutes, I won't. I'll be watching LED LSD (Legion).

Did you know Kofi Kingston is a black man?

reminder some of you wanted kofi to be the champion

kofi is great on the mic...man, what a great champ

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Rocky ain't. Black Twitter told me so.

Nothing has happened in a full hour of television

Up till mania it was based, but he shouldve quit with the fucking pancakes

just tourists from that site that begins with r

Odds for Wyatt showing up on a match tonight?

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>tarps
>l-low ratings
>w-who booked this??
I'm so fucking tired of seeing the same bullshit from this board. Yeah, this product isn't exactly 2001 WWF. But I'll be damned if it isn't still a good combination of character development and back story.

god i hope bray shows up and attacks kofi so he can steal the pancakes and put ramblin rabbits syrup on it

Yowie wowie

Ya seethe edrone?

>Switched the channel cause kofi showed up.
>almost 10 minutes and he's still on the fucking tv

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the same as brock cashing in. more likely these cameos are hint he's coming next week

You know, that is totally something old man Vince would book.

Shame on you for thinking like him

Nah if he shows up it'll be a short appearance. They showed two puppets so far so puppets may be all we see tonight

>But I'll be damned if it isn't still a good combination of character development and back story.
No it isn't

i knew the midcard matches were gonna happen but i didnt knew it was gonna be two ziggler matches

please lose weight

why wasnt he given Kofis push?

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i want to go to bed
but there is still a hour
AND THE DOLL, DON'T FORGET WE SAW THE DOLL EARLIER

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I'm a 35 year old virgin so no I'm not like Vince

Is Kofi burying himself?

I have a 5 inch dick that's not that wide. Am I fucked, bros?

2001 sucked. Maybe if you compare it to 1998 or 1986/87 JCP, you'd be saying something.

He has the most over title rn

this is so boring

They should just let some white heel start dropping N Bombs at Kofi to get Chernobyl level Heat

lose height it increases perspective size

They said his match was "up next" and came back to Kofi in the ring with Charly. Canadians interrupt and they talk about fucking nothing forever. Kofi challenges Sami to a match already booked and then another break.

vince is racist

No, maybe if there's black guys in your area.

God ecw Shane was pure fucking kino

what is the appeal of seeing kofi/zayn/owens for the 25th time in the last 3 months

and why do they keep getting shots when they've lost over and over again

>1 hour left

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>Hogan, Cena, HHH, Miz, Kofi are the top 5 superstars of the post wrestlemania era
Based

Yes. Mine is 6.5 and the whore i fucked the other day called it tiny

>good guys can finish first.
Don't do that don't give me hope.

>two (2) puppets
i only saw abby

what exactly is his gimmick?

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it was Alis push that kofi got kek

Mercy was lurking behind Kofi earlier

I'll switch back in 5. hopefully it's done by then.

cab driver

Mojo rawley

>Only things left on this show is AJ/Ricochet and Naomi/Alexa after that shitty match with the boot with 1 hour left

Canadian terrorist.

they beat the new day. that's it

This new era makes years 08-12 look fucking golden

>thread moving this slow

whew they're setting a new record low tonight

So does Seth and he's banging Becky.

I always find it hillarious that Sami is literally stronger than reigns

fuck this shit match

if you guys hate the WWE so much why do you watch religiously?

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>YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SMELLY GREASY NIGGER

simpi zayn BTFO again

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THIS ISNT HOW IT ENDS
WHERE IS BRAYY

>more kofi
>on raw

fuuuuuck this shit

>dad walks in

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what a waste of time

oh boy, another Kofi gauntlet

NIGGGERRRRR

Roll up wins NEVER make either wrestler look good.

Then don't have him shoot apologize and just call people retarded inbred marks = HEAT

>stronger than a cancer patient
really impressive

Why is Kevin Owens so fat?

>continue to absolutely bury 2 of the top 4 talents in the company

Yea Forums/nel is about consuming things you hate and then circlejerking about how bad it is with other anons

>Sami still getting buried for saying AEDub that one night

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LET ANDRADE BEAT KOFI FFS

I'm so so sorry, buddy.

Chemo fucks your body up. I'm 6'4" and 280 but have the strength of someone half my size cos chemo fucks shit up.

Seth is rich and in good shape tho

NOOOOOO FUCK THIS SHITTER IM TUNING OUT

>gauntlets are the cheap way to build power for wrestlers

vince...

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Uh whats the main event tonight

I literally have nothing else to do

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me on the bottom

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i'm not watching

have i missed anything good?

How many times are they going to bury the whole roster for Kofi, a literal C- player?

Fellas I ate a few bites of an old black and white cookie and I think it went bad and theres a really bad aftertaste in my mouth what do

speaking of which, why did they drop this after ONE week? is it cause they figured out an electric chair is different than a lie detector?

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because it really isn't that bad

Well his power is what always made him special since the generico days, and helped with his great agility, jumping off his hands through the ropes, high slams etc.

>have i missed anything good?
Bliss

I'm gonna go look up good matches that I've never seen before and watch those instead

Taker saved Big Dog

Yeah, Alexa had Nikki worship her feet but other than that nadda.

What's the point in smackdown now when you have kofi doing two matches on raw, with one being against another smackdown guy?

wrestling is my life, im not even fucking joking.
I spend at least 100 hours per week to watch wrestling, i watch every relevant fed.

undertaker

AJ vs Ricochet

have sex

same, its either shitpost with my Yea Forums bros or go to bed

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he's a sand nigger. he's allowed to say it.

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If you have $20 and a car, go to a bar or movie theater

So how about that undertaker apperance? that was weird

I'm concerned.

breh

Emergency court session

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wait, it was a title match?

Yes. did you not watch it? it was cringe incarnate.

....what was that

Jesus I thought he was white. How do they get all these whitepassing middle easterns.

Imagine being Hunter and watching helplessly as Vince runs what was supposed to be your future company into the ground at a thousand miles per hour.

Mutiny when?

lol Kofi completely missed Sami on that jump

Wait was that a title match???
>need to apply for a summer job
>resume is basically ready
>the like 5 minutes to apply is too much for me

yikes

>Kofi wins via invisible countout in an invisible title match

Why?

why the fuck did they increase Kofi's power level from C- to A+? he's not Stone Cold and he's making everyone he faces look like a simp

BASED JOE SAVING US FROM JOFI

what an absolute waste of 20 minutes of tv

Soooo did they end that early to not give Wrestling Soup free adspace? Haha

>Kofi should've gone to the back of the locker room. Fucking chimp.

Can Renee just chill the fuck out for one second?

Based Vince killing this company with him on purpose to fuck over his entire family.

SWERVE

I'm good. I'm old and have a wife and kids. I'd rather watch wrestling

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by having a match with the champion

>i watch every relevant fed

So you skip AEW and NJPW?

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WTF THE TITLE WAS ON THE LINE

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>another crossbrand feud

>Joe will job to Kofi now

is it just me or do the commentators sound completely lost this show

OMG!!! SAMOA JOE ATTACKING KOFI FROM BEHIND!! WHY JOE! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

try 1986-88 in wcw and wwf. been finding some decent matches. tho the vs jobber matches are usually just squash matches. still alot more entertaining in many ways.

BASED JOE

>he's digging deep at this point
Did I miss ricochet?

WHERE'S BROCK AT??!?!?!?!?!

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KILL JOE KILL
KILL JOE KILL

>get beaten at wrestlefest
>lose right to call ring your yard
>lol we are best friends now

Joe's only here to job, haven't you paid attention to every feud he's been in? hasn't won a single one

lol samoa joe is gonna fail to win the wwe title for the 10th time

If Tonga Tim takes the strap off Kofi I will forgive a lot of what WWE has done recently.

My mans was spitting out nut

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Thank god joe actually able to tap this sjw wet dream out

I'm gonna watch Dangerous Alliance vs. Sting's Squadron from WCW Wrestlewar instead of this shit.

So Joe just doesn't care about losing to Ricochet even though he threatened to beat up kids and choked out injured Rey Mysterio over the US Title?

kofi should make his "i'm injured" wheezes less comedic.

WHEN?

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get a clue

but joe is just a shittier kevin owens

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reminder joe lost his belt to a injured rey mysterio and a jobber who fingers his own ass

I NEED to go through that era more. NWA with Flair had great stuff then too.

>can't see the most blatant foreshadowing of Joe coming out to attack Ricochet tonight

"It wasn't me it was the guy in the broken mirror"

Too busy gaining height, faggot

>making shit up

>Dangerous Alliance

HOLY FUCKING BASED!!

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THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR SMOA JOE

That's a lot of wrestling. There isn't that much being produced a week now, is there? Are you watching old NWA tapes?

joe better fucking kill kofi at extreme rules

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last 2 minutes of the show

when's the llconics

At this point I have zero respect for midcard guys that are sticking around in WWE. Anybody with an ounce of ambition will walk as soon as their contracts are up and we'll be left with nothing but bottom-feeding mercenaries.

hit the gym, ya simp

feels like I've seen this guy somewhere before...

In that car commercial

I'd tell you to have sex but for some reason I don't want to. Weird.

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why the fuck are the commercials louder than the fucking tv show!

20 NIG

What did I miss about Ricoshit?

SD's champ got more airtime than RAW's champion on RAW

nice combover

werent they featured on a commercial during the first break? i didn't see it what was it for?

i bet you've never held a good job a day in your life

I just got through the introductions and Stunning Steve vs Barry Wyndham are the first 2 guys in the ring. Pretty good so far.

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seems like a pretty sweet gig to me, pull in 600k to either do nothing or run around and chase Truth back stage

Car Max

>watching tonights episode of raw while also watching old episodes of nitro during the monday night wars.
>flip to nitro during commercials and watch stuff for a bit or during segements I dont care for
>oddly comfy

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>the best pure striker

Supposedly video leak on YouTube of him fingering his asshole

I want to fuck Naomi

why would they leave the biggest wrestling company in the world? to win some bingo hall belt?

THE BIG DOG WILL TEAM UP WITH THE UNDERTAKER

Does the undertaker not have healthcare?

cursed match

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Jesse the Body and JR are the announcers and it was in a gigantic cage.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>Womeme segment
time to mute this trash

>buy one get one for $1

Going to buy a Bliss shirt for myself but I don't know what to get for my brother. Should I get him New Day, Becky, Undertaker, or Roman? Those are his favorites.

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UNDERTAKER! PLEASE COME BACK WE CAN'T GET ANYONE TO COME TO OUR SHITTY SHOWS!

>brays going to debut in a us title feud
Cringe

what's the kayfabe reason Undertaker is in this match?

Based Tag Team Rules

they made it.
im so proud of those shitposting aussie bitches.

blissed thread

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Nikki is so adorable

Just a guy happy to be in the WWE.

hopefully Taker will drop Shane on his head

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEXI, PLEASE SHOW YOUR SOLES

let the botching commence

>only women's match tonight

yeah, I'm thinking RAW is back

Odds that Taker turns on Roman?

PLEASE

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To take the pin for Reigns and hand over the yard to Shane

bliss butt

Im sure the Philly crowd is gonna react very well to this.

where my /BlissBois/ at?

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THIS MATCH GONNA MAKE ME CUMOLA

Who wants to play with Nikki?

nikki lexi is actually pretty based
but can we just get to wyatt

Ambrose

this episode feels like it has been 6 hours long

I just want to see the vince puppet backstage

He's there to show Roman how to defend his yard

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lol...what?

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>diva matches are back

lmao

I can already see the WrestlingHumiliation posts

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Look for 4wrestlingfans Channel on YT. Also, if u have Network, hidden gems has Crockett Cup from 86.

when did alexa turn on mickie james? and how? I completely missed that stuff

another goldberg incoming
youtube.com/watch?v=FeXBGesmN2Y

buried

Alexa's finisher is shit

That DDT looked like it really stung Naomi.

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>dat split

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>nigger jobbing to a DDT in under a minute
Based Vince

>TGE STATE OF NAOMI

>it's a Natalya is friends with everyone feud

Yup

Mickie is out seducing preteen boys on twitter

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where the fuck is Bray

>Natalya on TV for the first time in forever
>her gimmick is still being the friend of someone more charismatic

I remember her using wedge heels in a summerslam promo but I can't find it.

>naomi jobbing this hard to bliss
LMAO

This Alexa and Cross story is confusing. I get the what they are doing, but the execution is weird.

This gimmick of no wrestling during the ad breaks is already getting fucking old

>Graves implying Natalya fucks dogs

that did not sound like Natalyas music at first

FUCK

WOMEN'S TAG MATCH INCOMING?

Vince needs to join up with Etika face down in a river

Was that ddt a botch ior just real good? Did I get worked? Hope so.

Savannah sounds like she has a double digit IQ

I want her to jerk me off under the table, catch the cum in her hand, and slap me.

What's the main event? should i keep watching or go to sleep?

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>drew will eat the pin
this company deserves to die

No hes talking about her being a crazy cat lady

>Naomi
>more charismatic

The two are equally uncharismatic

I swear to god if these 4 get a match at extreme rules but kairi and asuka don't

the main is based big bible aj vs richard o'shea

He's collected two in a row.

Wish B A S E D Seth "Friggin" Rollin's on his quest by saying, "Thank you based Seth!"

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Ricochet vs AJ, potentially with added Bray kino

Not even total divas could get a fully shot of her soles, bliss footfags are doomed to suffer.
Also, she won't show her feet this summer so don't expect anything

aj/shit finger

>more like the big hunk
>the husband's face when

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Trying to go for the long term friendo/betrayal sort of story like the Golden Lovers I think. No where near that level though and I dont think wwe can stand such long term story telling.

Sooo Niki is gonna realize Bliss is using her then turn on her blahblahblah etc.

Drew is shit

TAG MATCH PLAYA

Naomi actually has fans

Did he used to have a first/last name? What was it?

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The big hurt

A 3 minute Ricochet vs Styles match followed by a 6 minute tag of some sort

I'M MAKIN DAT A TAG MATCH PLAYA

>perhaps something will happen if you collect them all
this is a old gamesave we already got the curtain

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FUCK OFF WITH THIS WOMEN'S SHIT

I remember it was fantastic.

>dat pinfall
based naomi
you are shit

first name Rick, last name O'Shea

>They actually put in this tag match
1.7 million viewers

Imagine being The Anvil's daughter and being a shitter

god damn Naomi looks so bloated and nonathletic.the absolute state of wwmeme

they'll stop it like they stopped the dark third hour meme

muchalucha.fandom.com/wiki/Rick_O'Shæ

I turn over. Lexi pins Naomi. Go back to Legion. Ad break. Still rasslin. Is this 2/3 shit?

Neidhart fucking sucked too

never did. they just stopped hanging out one day.

i love seen lexi in pain, makes my dick hard

Fucking kek dude, I'm high and laughed so hard

does tyson kidd just sit home while his wife earns the income??

...was there a tag?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NAOMI

She didn't, their team ended when Mickie went to Smackdown.

What was the fucking point?

Am I the only one hoping they stay friends and Nikki turns heel?

blame the low tix sales for Draping Grounds. Vince is hitting the panic switch.

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NEW THREAD

they look cute together :3
and due to their noses they look like sisters

someone's gotta take care of 2paws

l believe he's a trainer or something now

Me too

This AJ match should be the main event.

GET IN HERE

both of ya have sex begging ya

I don't understand the gay hobo hoodie turned vest that richochet has

>bray could kill them both

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FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK SHIT

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