RAM Gamethread #3

>We need a quick ratings pop.

got you covered senpai

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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU

Why didn't they have Miz intervene? Who cares about that fossil undercarder anymore?

YOU COULDNT HAVE SEEN THIS COMING ITS SO GOOD

HOLY FUCKING DIMES

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But WHY did Taker help Ramen Range?

>3 more weeks of these feuds

literally nobody asked for this. Vince really is losing it

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can we stop fucking shitting on WWE for ONE thread? i know all you fucking assholes religiously watch this shit regardless

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>tune in because I heard mmmmmmm
>Taker looks like fucking garbage
>stay a while
Tug of War

What the fuck? Fuck that.

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I hope they keep it on the first hour so I can continue to skip it

hell yeah and I just had a baddass weekend

BOBBO

His character is The Batman now

Why the fuck do you faggots take this shit so seriously? Tug of war between two beasts is ten times better than watching some gay ass flippy floppy

TUG OF WAR TIME

based demented Vince

but who got da better glutes doe?

>tug of war
>Braun Storwman
>Bobby Lashley

Where is The Big Show or Mark Henry?

i really don't

it literally looks and sounds like there's only 2000 people there

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You're becoming an npc at this point. Go dilate.

Alright son I'll check out this wrestling you like so much. Why are they playing tug of war, son?

Strowman hangs Lashley with the rope, screencap this

Love some Robert Whippersnapper

You know thats real fucked up that old ass Undertaker was willing to save Reigns, meanwhile his best friend (Seth) would rather make out with his girlfriend backstage during this

is this a work or a shoot?

how can who japan compete with this

Why have a character use the moniker "All Mighty" then completely invalidate that by having him lose several tests of strength?

If I can't bitch, I can't breathe.

Bobbo time.

They're at an armory bingo hall

At least make it a shoot tug if war that'd be ok by me

how about no bitch lmao

He's there to show Roman how to defend his yard

down the line the wwe network will become a fantastic visual representation of the effects of dementia over time

This is already new gen era cringe

Keep crying, faggot boi.

realistically, why did we turn heel on Seth?
he was based until something happened to turn Yea Forums heel

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Bobbo getting revenge on the white man

You just know the AEW guys have gotta be laughing their asses off right now

BASED BOBBO

wow it was fucking nothing

>who's side are you on?!
>NOT. YOURS.

>is this a work or a shoot?
kys

based Bobbo, someone share some bobbo pepes with me, lads

IT'S A MODERN DAY LYNCHING

KINO

this is Russo level shit

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STROWMAN GETTING LYNCHED

>Why the fuck do you faggots take this shit so seriously?
calmer than you are

>why did we turn heel on Seth?
He won the belt

He started fucking our pitfu

feats of strength could be a good angle they could use for a few weeks, the problem is it always ends the same way.

Lashley would feast in AEW

1 to 10, what are the odds that Wyatt actually shows tonight?

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what's the story behind this pic?

based

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>AJ jobbing to Ricoshit

Work, I didn't see any guns shoot

He’s been put in corny as fuck stories, this one being the worst. The best moment in recent memory is Seth cashing in. He’s still the man but being booked stupid

LMAO WHY IS CHARLY SO RUDE ALWAYS

>2 monsters, one of which actually has the look
>put them in the most boring shit

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leakerbro here. i dont wanna spoil everything but lets just say someone "special" is gonna come from under the ring.......and not the usual way ;)

>kofi vs zayn again

why did Charly interupt him

No pepe. How's this Bobbo?

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>implying Russo level shit isnt highest level of compliment

Go back bro

is Charly really a trap?

way to be a dick charley

Hahaha charley said naahh fuck that noise.

>The Viking Experience fighting
but why?

BASED DIMES JOSE

Well they certainly aren’t wrestling, so

did that based bitch just cut off AJ? And So Gay Jose too? fuck this company.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

stop watching ram

really digging this AJ trying to save his bros, what a good friend.

What the fuck is her problem?

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is Heavy Machinery on RAW?

L3-6ron wore an Undertaker shirt once, so WWE sent Taker to meet him and he never came out so Taker looked like a simp

Based band back together.
2 fucking sweet me bros

Anyone watching for NO OTHER REASON than to see Bray?

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I remember this. It was even more hilarious live.

Kane said that he was laughing his ass off under the mask when if happened.

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>Etika

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>wwe trying to get good brothers to resign

Bros why is charly so pretty

They can laugh all they want, they will not reach even WWE numbers with their vision so far.

Stupid tag team match and then taker vs Roman at summerslam

Aj - Rico will be a good match

>Bobbo (and Cesaro) cost Braun the US Title
>settled next week in Tug of War which ends in Braun getting beat up again

>Redoing the AJ segment last week almost word for word

2 meaningful things have happened in 90 minutes of TV

This.
And good brothers I guess

its been a while

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BLLLRRRLLLLL

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They have a match in Japan this weekend. This match is just to knock the ring rust off.

she's the hottest they have, severely underused and overdressed

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>her

literally the only reason why im watching this shit plus i got nothing better to do desu

>Shadman

Stop talking about Japan you geeks, you all sold out.

She's pissed cos AJ has actually been IWGP champ while Bex has to tell Seethe to turn off the Goddam Omega/Okada tape off and go to sleep/suck her dick.

>watching for one segment that will be uploaded on youtube right after the show

Is McGregor's whiskey any good?

Going to Cleveland tomorrow lads. Is there anything good to do?

who the fuck are these jobbers?

>29 matches this year
>117 matches last year
?

>Best WWE moment
unholy cringe

Here comes Hunters viking obsession

have sex nigger

look at Gallows legs

Anderson and Gallows. The Club.

youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

Based Darrick "TAAAAAAAAAAAG" Moore

i thought these guys and heavy machinery were the same team

kek, that's legit funny

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Vote for Charly

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hahaha get it? "machine gun like hands"

been waiting for an excuse to post this

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When is Sarah Logan gonna come in and be the War Viking Experience Machine Raiders' Terry Gordy?

its literally a '''please resign match''''

Should that viking unit be doing dives?

Work, I didn't see any guns shoot

I vote with my penis

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lol no ones watching this show

i like this aj saving the club storyline

>AJ not coming out to talk sense to them
God dammit

NJPW BTFO

>it's another "we'll put these guys on TV for a couple weeks to get them to resign a contract" episode

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AJ is sad

>I was insecure about my whole body so I had a breast enlargement surgery
Bitch probably had a million men after her but she just had to do it because Stacy's tits were a size bigger than hers.

Viking Raiders vs. good Brothers could’ve been an epic match if they had more time....but we need more time for more Nikkeh and Bliss shit...

They literally just copy/pasted what they did last week.

Why is Alexa so pretty bros

kek

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No mass

>54 posters
thread needs tarps too

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that's pretty based if you ask me

Bliss knows she’s about to suck some cock to get that rematch

RIP WWE

It was a business decision, and a fantastic one for her career.

I wanna cuddle with Nikki so badly

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too bad the tarp curtain is not helping out

non sexual womeme segments were a mistake

>57

does aj even wrestle anymore?

Yeah they should've just had Nikki and Alexa make out or something

that's like a third of arena audience

cool

He has a match tonight against Ricochet. Good match idea on paper, but they’re going to fuck it up somehow

Does silicone, botchilism and shellac count as health and fitness?

Don't worry; next week is my turn to write.

more people in this thread than at raw

What were they just chanting?

Is that Krypton dude Mac?
He was injured

Heath's got kids I think.

hes got kids

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK IS NAOMI WEARING?!!!!

natalya can't act

Mojo what the fuck

why is Naomi so disgusting lads

BASED HEATH

SLATER TIME

BASED

oh nice
i’d like to hear his shoot opinion on the whole ricoshit assplay thing

Because you're underage.

Mojo gets a fake match kek

BASED TRUTH

she got ass doe

BASED HEATH GOT THE STRAP

BASED SLATER

SLATER TIME BAYBAY

oh...

BASED EC3

>everybody gets pinned after one move

what is this bullshit?

PLAY EC3S BASED MUSIC

EC3

EC3

EC3

LOL

alexander will now stop whining on twitter

What the fuck did I just see

EC3 finally won a championship bros

EC3 seething

BASED 24/7 TITLE BETTER THAN THE WWE TITLE AND UNIVERSAL TITLE

>EC3 cucked
Just bet rid of him Vince.

BASES!

She's black.

they are technically in backstage mode, so all damage is doubled

Wikinazis gonna be busy tonight with that turnover.

so much for Mojo's new persona

"Awww poor EC3"

Fuck Renee Young

she's a fucking nigger

POST YFW NOT EC3

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Will Alexa let me eat her feet?

Why can’t Bayley wear shit like that?

kek

and just like that, the meme belt is buried

This belt sucks and they should feel bad

Reminder of EC3’s current status

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can the shiv liv cat kill Carmella first?

>ec3 has held a wwe title
>simpi zayn hasn't

BASED VINCE

Truth is going to break Flair's record. Will they host a celebration?

>mella is money!
Could Renee at least try to be useful?

EC3 is now a former champion in WWE.

>It's still sinking in

Mention the video!

based retard

holy fuck Ricochet is so bad on the mic

discord, no trannies or jannies aJ2jsVk

FUCKING FINALLY
NOOOOOOOOOO

It was always going to suck from the moment it was rumored. Thank Truth for keeping it somewhat entertaining.

FINGER UP MY ASS

This and they take 67% critical damage for moves on a crit and 250% critical damage on finishers.
stamina and recovery is pumped up 75% and speed boosted 20%

What's with Ricochet's nose?

Pancake nigger gross

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Someone in the crowd does not like ricochet

>BOOOOOOOO

>all the ricochet fans

Take the mic away, jeesus

>pancake bulbasaur next
goodnight jabronies

>it's all still sinking in
>it's a feeling I don't want to go away
based wwe writers

ricochet is the most uncharismatic geek I've seen

does Kofi count as 3/5 of a wildcard?

>KOFI KINGSTON IS LIVE, NEXT ON R-

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what's with his finger?

I'll say it once and I'll say it again: Rick O'Shea will be a mega star as long as you keep a live mic away from him

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>Kofefe still WWE champion
when will this nightmare end

cringe

Okay aspchads, how can we get EC3 over in the E?

>hes still counting

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY DID YOU SEE THAT KING?! MERCY THE BUZZARD IS HERE!

man that was a pretty bad promo

why is everything about this reign cringe? i’m all for a good underdog story but holy shit

was really bad on the mic in nxt too. They were smart enough to mostly keep him off it there

MERCY SIGHTING

He’s never actually been good on the mic...like anywhere

Kek this, gonna walk my dog and smoke a joint

stop responding to yourself reddit creep

>he

richoshit is like a blacker, flippier finn balor

>mega star without a live mic
doesn't work unless you look like Kane

Why? Their show has 0 episodes? All they do it put on PPV with no storylines. Fake fights are cool and all but the story is what brings people in.

I’m literally taking a shit and going to take the dog out.

new day kofi sucks

i legit feel bad for richochet. well. half bad. people in the public eye need to stop taking fucking nudes and stupid videos to send to thots they want to fuck.

it always leaks. still waiting on bliss nudes though.

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He needs to drop the New Day thing..

If it's 15 til 9, some fembot is asking kids to imitate their fave wrestlers in Wash St. Long commercial break.

give him a straw to stir his cup with

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what kind of dogs you lads got?

He's been shit and lazy since he came back.

Well I just finished watching Omega/Ibushi vs Young Bucks at NJPW 2018 Strong Style Evolved.

Should I put on Ram or will it just be disappointing shit?

i have a lab/pit mix, and a jackapoo.

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>Match advertised as coming up next
>instead get a pointless talking segment so it can start after the break

Their promos are on YT but u already knew that.

Holy shit he's coming, isn't he?

>wwe champion throwing pancakes

>it's a [new day member] match on RAW

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>that poor pop
oh no no no no

why

RA-TINGS DROP
RA-TINGS DROP
RA-TINGS DROP
DOOT DOOT DOOT

Me too man

Ska came before reggae.

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there will be sports entertainment

ALLAHU AKBAR
TAKBIR

Watching them sleep is better than RAW

What does Wyatt have to do with these Canucks?

charly btfo

This is awful

Question 1: Why are you Gay?

Being the Elite is not the same as a wrestling TV show.

>WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, NIGGER?

jesus christ KO, wasn't saying nigger once enough?

>Does the n-word offend you, NIGGER?

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Based Fatass saving the ratings.

lol at not renee

>Question: Why are you a nigger?

I'm not even watching RAW. Just shitposting on Yea Forums. Cancelled the network this month as well. Felt good for some closure. Took the dogs to the park and just took an edible, cooking the family some burgers for dinner, pretty comfy evening.

haha looks like schedule got flip flopped. expect it tonight i guess lol

kek

Listen Hunter, I was gonna watch anyway because I can't stop.

Pretty fucking comfy lad

KOFI BTFO

holy cute

dolph niggler

NEW THREAD

I understood that reference

No, it ain't. But TNT ain't gonna stop showing their Law n Order SUV marathons just yet. They're still on series 26. It'll be time to reboot when Oct rolls around.

9 SD guys now

this shit sucks

perro duerme

Kofi is fucking trash

stop counting incel

GET IN HERE

Is Kofi burying himself?

underneath a pile of pancakes