RAM Gamethread #1

Sorry I’m watching new japan

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imagine being on your knees and looking up to her while she unwraps your prize haha

what an engaging show

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no cable, too poor. anyone know where i can find a stream?

watchwrestling.in

>You know how this goes, but it'll all go down tonight, but the planned main event as of this moment for Extreme Rules in Philadelphia on 7//14 is Baron Corbin & Lacey Evans vs. Seth Rollins & Becky Lynch.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Ratings

>It's 2019.... I am forgot

network.wwe.com

/wooo/ will hook you up with a stream (they far superior to angry asptards)

Sorry I'll be watching Haiti vs Costa Rica instead

avoid this post unless you like spoilers

They are so tone deaf...

Bases.

Seriously, how do you guys even watch this shit?

based spic

COPE IT DOWN

Based. I use taima for the streams and then shitpost on their dead board and bump months old threads that work their NEET mods into a seethe. Then I come back to bases Yea Forums which is active 24/7 and isn't overmoderated by SJWS faggots

>SEETHE ROLLINS

RATINGS DOWN

WWE needs pyro back, it makes wrestlers feel more important

>SEETHE BAWLINS

>3 hours left

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HOLY FUCK, TOP SECTION TARPED OFF EVEN ON NON HARD CAM SIDE

IT'S OGRE FOLKS

holy BASED

>3 inches left

>Seth Freakin Tarpins

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Watch nxtuk

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SEETHE FALLING NODIMES RATINGS

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based seff, reddit on suicide watch

3 MINS INTO THE SHOW AND NOT EVEN 1 FULL GAMETHREAD

RAWTISTS BTFO

>real life couple
what did he mean by this?
WWE IS real, right?

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW BECKY AND SETH ARE DATING?

>pretending the crowd is so loud he has to stop talking

what a simp

Is seth gay now?

>4 minutes in
>Seth on first
>instantly muted

Kek. She couldnt even give him 3 minutes alone.

Real Life!

imagine being in a relationship with a woman calling herself "the man"

This fucker is the champ we deserve.

Have a Thicc Eilish on me.

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She's 16

Becky still over af

>his GIRLfriend
>the MAN

what is Seff telling us?

ok this is awesome

POST TARPS NOW

FOUND WALDO

>she

big cringe from me dawg

prime breeding age

Oh boy... I don't know if I can take this shit

>becky gets chants while seth doesnt
what did they mean by this

17

Fitting for a gay porn star huh?

Am i the only one who would enjoy this if it wasnt being shoved down throats

THIS IS THE MOST CRINGE THING EVER IS SEFF JHON SEENA?

im out dudes

She's had more sex than me so I don't care

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this is more cringe than anything from last night. jesus christ.

Seth looks so fucking dead inside.

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17, but yeah

yes

Bases
Good

I'm still looking for it.

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dropped

CROWD IS GOING APE SHIT

Stop trying to push this fucking cunt on me

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>power couple
>tanking ratings

>best backup on the planet
oh no no no poor moxley and reigns

This is unbearable. Someone charge the ring and punch Becky in the balls

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS CRINGE

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When's G1?

this is awful
just awful
im muting it and watching farscape

>The Man's Man
Seff is a faggot and Bex is a man

confirmed

These 2 are gonna regret this in a few years

Seth pushed around by his gf like an cuckold.

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Kevin Nash

sounds like the arena is fucking empty. Anyone have any attendance numbers? You can hear people's yells very well as if they were in a small ass arena or something

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This is going to plummet ratings beyond repair, this is endgame

Corbin with the save

Why didn't you listen?

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It's overrated anyways.

Literally just stop watching

All you losers do is just cry and whine like some weak ass bitches

GET A FUCKING LIFE YA INCEL RETARDS!!!!!

Reminder that a former gay porn star was in a shoot bareknuckle fight this past weekend and was more of a draw than this janetty shit.

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>Lacey attacks Becky from behind
>Still gets her ass kicked

Could Lacey look any more pathetic than she already does?

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Lol Seff cant even pull Lacey off, what a onions boy

based Corbin calling Seth a bitch

with Lacey
Sex with Lacey

why are they trying to make a new two man power trip

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I am not sports entertained

I'm actually not watching just listening while I rate galleries on exhentai and organize my pornography collection.

Not even weed is helping me through this shit. I was able to take 10 minutes. Bye guys.

>10 minutes in and ratings already in a massive decline

BASED HENTAINON

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all uphill from here

Seth is buried beyond repair

Corbin calling Seth a cuck.

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

BASED BIG BANTER CORBIN BURYING THE SHITTER SETH

disgusting mole gut

Bump

>how to make 2 of your stars look like complete and utter simps in a period of 24 hours

Can Becky speak English?

>fan fiction dating storylines with seth and his gf

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>Corbin isn't champion of everything

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Is the curtain still up?

>seth/becky vs corbin/evans

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Haha this crowd doesn't want to see that match

>organize my pornography collection
Based. I need to do the same thing famalam

There is one thing I gotta give WWE every time I think they can't get any more shit they manage to dig their finger into their collective anus and pull out another nugget.

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The crowd is dead

AHAHAHAHAAHHA
SEFF AND BECKO VS CORBIN AND LACEY

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DRAPE

>Mixed Tag at Extreme Rules
>Pay off for feud at Summerslam
>Two more months of this shit

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lmao crowd booing this booking the whole time

>3 weeks of them having to build this up

I want to die

BROCK CASHES IN DURING THE MATCH AND BECOMES UNIVERSAL AND WOMENS CHAMP

BOOK IT VINCE

Becky/Seth >>>>>>>>>>> Nikki/John

>doing the same title matches three PPVs in a row
they're gonna need a bigger curtain this time

>imagine stretching Seff/Corbin & Beko/Tranny for 3 PPVs.

Corbin hamming it up is great

That’s sexual assault, bruh

Wow, no one forsaw this mixed match. No way.

This raw looks like shit

Who this? She cute

oh cool there's 12 wildcards again

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TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA!!

BASED GOAT

Why isnt Owens and Zane in this match?

>3 weeks of a seth/becky corbin/lavey build
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING EDRONES

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save us Bryan

Literally everyone involved in this feud looks like a fucking retard and I say that as a person that likes Lacey and Corbin.

OMG I LOVE THIS BECKY AND SETH STORYLINE
I STAN THIS RELATIONSHIP

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MORE FUCKING NEW DAY

Did you not hear the thunderous boos when Lacey Evans said "At Extreme Rules"

also WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE TOP GUYS ON THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF TV FUCK YOU VINCE

WE GONNA NEED MORE TARPS FOR EXTREME RULES

have the female and male mitb winners cash in during the match. tho brock as womans champ would be gold

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LMFAO

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Are they going to forget it's elimination this time?

Corbin is the only enjoyable part of this

Based Rowan with the Soundgarden shirt

DIMES

>She
bruh

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>CHEESE?!

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Just from a logical standpoint, Lacey did nothing to earn a title shot in the first place. Then she lost her first title match against Becky clean. Then she lost the second one clean and tapped like a bitch. And now she's getting a third title shot

Huh?

They wish

She looks like a Japanese Alexa Bliss.

>Eric wearing a Soundgarden shirt

I really just want to see Corbin as champion
but God the thought of Lacey getting the title makes me sick

EXTREME TARPS

I swear it’s gay dudes online who post shit like this. Because most chicks online were fucking around with older dudes when they were 14 probably.. pretty sure those guys get away Scott free

Becky keeps implying that shes doing something backstage to get these title shots

>another Gay Day tag team match
fucking kill it,Cody

>NO MORE RE-MATCHES!
>YOU'RE IN CHARGE NOW, FANS!
>GONNA GIVE YOU MORE OF WHAT YOU WANT!

>brock womens champ

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Damn, with all these matches there’s no way Bray actually shows up tonight:

I dont care, Corbin is fucking great on the stick. Should beat that whiny voiced spotmonkey for the strap desu.

why is RAW full of SD wrestlers again?

Randy did vouch for him. He knows he's been handled shit scripts and booked like the worst of geeks so he went for the best possible route: fuck it.

Shiina Sora

Talk to a woman not in your family

what did i miss?

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killing myself as we speak

Because this was the easiest way Vince could imagine ending the brand split other than just ending it

It's not a woman?

We all cringed when Becky called her a Charles clone, but Lacey is certainly being booked like one

What is the point of the brand split now?

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yeh I don't care for any of those shitters

Thicc

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Are they still in tacoma? The crowd is fucking dead. Not even ND can rouse them.

Vince should pay ME to watch this shit

0 dimes in that pic

Yea ok faggot. How about you grow up and realize that you shouldn’t have the same interests as your partner.

here we go again

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Yeah fuck it im watching baseball

Thanks friend

Except for The New day and Rowan, none of them are shitters.

all the wildcard spots have been taken right?

anybody else just automatically dab when Uso's theme begins playing?

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tuned out already.

>the state of wh*te bois

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Charlottesville the match

i didn't ask for this

where's heavy machinery

I'd rather be in Chyna

No wrestling during commercial breaks

i still don't understand why those samoans act like bulbasaurs and the actual bulbasaurs act like dweeb wh*te men

probably a lot of faggots watch raw

Why does everybody have a Seth shirt on in the crowd?

Kek, keep revealing your autism.

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>all the old white men dancing along
sad

Race war stipulation

Over the limit.
All three New Day members
Roman Reigns
Daniel Bryan
Rowan

>tfw its 8pm and im still hungover

what happened to zack ryder?

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Washington is full of old white leftcucks that love the BBC

back on the undercard

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It’s not sad, it’s expected

So why is it New Day instead of Heavy Machinery? Last I checked New Day is under KO and Zayn

invest in benzos simp

Braves vs cubs user

Fuuuuuuuuuck

95% of Raw is meaningless

they were all wearing AEW shirts and the choices were either kick them out and perform in front of an empty arena or give them something else to wear

You can already tell this show is doing disastrous ratings

Damn Rowan looking strong af.

here's a tip for ya, you don't get hangover if your drink 24/7

Do you guys think Dbry cares about wrestling anymore at this point

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Someone get this hothead out of here!

HOT HEADS

lel what did they do? turn off the lights?

>a geek like woods eliminates the greatest superstar wwe had in the last seven years
this company is beyond salvation

Are they in Washington again?

>making the only star of the 8 eat the first pin

this is why your company is dying vince

Why is having sex with teenagers illegal again?

Naw i meant the vanderbilt vs michigan one

DB gone.

And match stopped for commercials lmao, fuck the live crowd and tarps.

when is wrestling meaningful?

DBry sure did. That was great to see.

Jeez what a bummer show so far.

daniel bryan everybody

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Matches are going to be rushed af now that they won’t go to commercial during them

Why is the crowd micing so shit now? I know crowds are less heated, but when I've gone too events they sound way hotter than they do when I rewatch on TV.

Another fat cunt commercial

Yeah, why would he not?

What happened to The Cromarties? Did it get cancelled for another lame mayonnaise family?

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holy christ what was that? oh... the no wrestling in commercials thing... wow great now every match it going to start pointlessly as an elimination match

Bryan and Rowan count as one

It's a move to get the revival nuclear heat with the crowd and DB looks fine since it was a betrayal. Not great, but not awful.

Source? I want to believe

>elimination tag
>eliminate one guy and his whole team is gone
>eliminate 2 teams in maybe a minute
The complete shits

17 is legal here m8

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>DBry is eating pins in 8 persons matches
What the fucking fuck are they thinking.

do they not remember how to book matches anymore? during the AE, matches weren't 20 minute spotfests and could fit between commercials and they didnt need to do this shit

this was my entire grade school experience

Because teenagers are not adults

>stopping the match for commercials

get ready for 3 minute matches

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Ah. Can't get into college sports. Only March madness.....

this desu

Rowan is based NGL

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based soundgarden shirt
rusty cage af

I think if the match after this is absolute shit I'm going to try and dismantle an old Nook I got from my mom back in 2010.

>ring the bell again
they're not even trying to hide it

yeah im checking out early see you tomorrow lads.

Usos would be money in AEW

Are they not able to just do a 15 minute tv segment and then do an extended commercial break?
Also, why the fuck are new day the top contenders when they lost yesterday

Left or right?

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Is there a human being on planet earth that wants to see that mixed tag match at extreme rules? jesus christ

Based Bryan eating pins to not bury Rowan.

I’ll take them both, I’M HARDCORE!

Left. I love Mayu

>Usos would be money in AEW

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Left

Fuck this shit, I am out. Couldn't even make it to pizza choice lad

Thanks based Billie Eilish poster.

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Thats why they had to get rid of him after less than 5 minutes

this fucking company

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right fucks dogs

Extra Hot

>Jobs to the filter even in the name files.
HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS GEEK!

easily left

This crowd is fun

>t. Tommy Dreamer

>wearing Soundgarden shirt while in Washington

Can't WWE get anything right? I thought he was supposed to be a heel?

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>AEW
>money
Wrestling is dead

if the match after this is shit im going to go watch an episode of wcw from 1986

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They say Daniel want to leave to AEW. It's less demanding and he can have more freedom

Paul and Steph are nailing it, solid Raw show so far.
NXT being heavily represented, plus going over the indie/Jap crap/Dixie Carter rejects which pleases Vince
Nice tag team gimmick match, Seth and Becky have good chemistry, Corbin and the blonde seamen dispenser are great heels.
All that is left is to reform all Bullet Club retards that work in WWE so that Vince can bury that emo crap for good

well that was sure a bunch of nothing

>Tug of war

Vince needs to step down

>tug of war
THIS IS WRESTLING

BOBBY VS STROWMAN STILL GOING ON?

TUG OF WAR
TUG OF WAR
TUG OF WAR
TUG OF WAR
TUG OF WAR

THE E IS DEAD!!!

>tug of war
good lord

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4 months of Roman - Shane/Drew, Seff - Corbin, Beko- Lacey, Kofi as a champ
>mfw

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Itll be the only fun part of tonight, ya dumb smarks.

>tug of war
what

TUG OF WAR

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Fuck off Paul

MARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH HOLY BASEDOLI

The arm wrestling drew massive numbers on YouTube

>not finger wrestling
cmon, Vince

>tug of war

You can just HEAR the AEW chants coming

Hometown wrestlers always lose in WWE. Unless your country paid $50 million for its own personal house show that is.

if the Uso penitentiary is a thing why are they such DYELs

BASED BRAY PUPPET

ABBY THE WITCH SIGHTING

>it's the WORLD TUG OF WAR ENTERTAINMENT!!!

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NEW THREAD

ABBY HYPE

>That Sister Abigail doll

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>insurmountable odds for The Big Dog
>Tug of War
I'm out
see you guys next week

sad!

Calm down, bitches. It'll be fun

Seeing the bray puppet is the first flicker of interest ive felt so far

GET IN HERE

This. It's going to be kino.

new
NEW

They rather would watch 3 hours of pointless wrestling. Fucking crinfe.

Pajeets don't count

It was a Kindle DX (2009). I think I'm just gonna throw it in the trash honestly. If the match after the Miz is shit it'll go in the trash.