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>Lowest drawing top guy in WWE history >Jannetty of the Shield >Started his career as a gay porn star >Spent years sucking up to Hunter to get his push >His gimmick is being a great wrestler and fans shitchant during his matches >Bombed as champion so much that his girlfriend had to main event Mania for him >Steals moves from New Japan wrestlers while claiming WWE has the worlds best wrestling >Small penis >Has the music taste of a 12 year old girl >BTFO by Will Ospreay >BTFO by Bret Hart >BTFO by his Nazi fuck buddy >Ended Sting's career >WWE unironically, legitimately, had to buy a giant curtain to cover up the empty seats when this guy main evented
Change his girlfriend to his boyfriend since Beko looks like a tranny plus it matches the gay theme and desu Ospreay didn’t btfo him, he pussied out
Jacob Kelly
>unsafe worker >let’s Dave Meltzer live in his head rent free >nearly got fired from FCW for having a massive ego
Sebastian Wright
>No sells and rolls through a top rope superplex
Dylan Harris
not a Seff fan, but almost all of this is false have sex, OP
Dominic Gonzalez
See, I'm with you, Corbin is unironically garbage, but Seth is one of the most pathetic main eventers I can think of in a while. He's just been digging the whole deeper with his E-Drone antics on Twitter.
Austin Nelson
>>Lowest drawing top guy in WWE history That's Diesel >>Jannetty of the Shield That's Deanetty >>Started his career as a gay porn star Like literally everyone of his peers >>Spent years sucking up to Hunter to get his push Seth is the best and Hunter recognized that >>His gimmick is being a great wrestler Best in the universe, yes. He is Universal Champion >>Small penis Bigger than yours >>Has the music taste of a 12 year old girl Better than yours >>BTFO by Will Ospreay Opposite is true. Assplay got phased as fuck by Da Man calling him a discount Ricochet, who he stole everything from >>BTFO by Bret Hart Nobody likes that salty old fart >>BTFO by his Nazi fuck buddy Has had more sex with hot women than you >>Ended Sting's career Stink? KWAB >>WWE unironically, legitimately, had to buy a giant curtain to cover up the empty seats when this guy main evented More attendance than WHO JAPAN, and that's in Japan. In the USA they're a fucking joke. Have you seen the G1 ticket sales? LMFAO they're going to need an arena of curtains
>Lowest drawing top guy in WWE history I'm confused. Is Eddie really the lowest drawing champ or is that wolfcuc just whiteknighting Nash? Or is Nash the lowest drawing champ or just smarks whiteknighting workhorses? >Jannetty of the Shield Can't argue with that. Would have said Ambrose before but at least he's happy in life and still getting paid well for less dates >Started his career as a gay porn star Meme but indy wrestling is pretty much as embarrassing anyway >Spent years sucking up to Hunter to get his push True >His gimmick is being a great wrestler and fans shitchant during his matches True >Bombed as champion so much that his girlfriend had to main event Mania for him Kek what a bitch >Steals moves from New Japan wrestlers while claiming WWE has the worlds best wrestling True >Small penis Ain't never seen the leak so I don't know >Has the music taste of a 12 year old girl True... But the guy likes 2000s nu metal which includes Limp Bizkit so that's gonna be a MMMMMMMmmmmnn based from me >BTFO by Will Ospreay Wrong. More like BTFO by Randy Orton >BTFO by Bret Hart How? Not familiar with this. I'm assuming Bret commented on him hurting Cena, Balor and Sting? If so based Bret >BTFO by his Nazi fuck buddy How? I'm assuming she leaked his nude? >Ended Sting's career Sting shouldn't have been in a match like that to begin with but Seth's an unsafe shitter and could have looked out for him more >WWE unironically, legitimately, had to buy a giant curtain to cover up the empty seats when this guy main evented KEK WHAT A BITCH
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>OP is a faggot >OP is a nigger >OP is a faggot >OP is a nigger >OP is a faggot >OP is a nigger >OP is a faggot >OP is a nigger >OP is a faggot >OP was also raped in 2019 by a pack of niggers like Kevin Nash
Agree, he's a fine worker, not amazing, but at least as good as Cena or Edge or anyone else they push and that's really the truth. The problem is WWE can't book to save themselves and seem like theyre actively trying to bury everyone.
Easton Robinson
>OP got BTFO
Colton Green
My god that fucking roll through is honestly one of my least favourite things in wrestling
Nicholas Butler
Aware me on Seth getting BTFO by Orton?
Luis Myers
Probably bait but I'll bite
>That's Diesel I dunno so I can't debate you on that >>Jannetty of the Shield >That's Deanetty Subjective. Success-wise in WWE Dean is the eternal Jannetty, right now though it's tough to call. Dean gets to sleep in his own bed regularly, feels satisfied and happy whilst making a lot of money. >>Started his career as a gay porn star >Like literally everyone of his peers Not everyone did gay shit like him >>Spent years sucking up to Hunter to get his push >Seth is the best and Hunter recognized that Kek what a bitch >>His gimmick is being a great wrestler >Best in the universe, yes. He is Universal Champion Holy fucking cringe Edroneism is a mental illness >>Small penis >Bigger than yours Haven't seen the nudes so I can't debate. I'm 7 inches >>Has the music taste of a 12 year old girl >Better than yours Seth has based music taste very true >>BTFO by Will Ospreay >Opposite is true. Assplay got phased as fuck by Da Man calling him a discount Ricochet, who he stole everything from Ospreay begging for attention was cringe, but Seth's desperate self-validation essay was just as pathetic. Ospreay used to be like Ricochet, true, but these days he's a different wrestler >>BTFO by Bret Hart >Nobody likes that salty old fart Probably because he makes you seethe saying it like it is >>BTFO by his Nazi fuck buddy >Has had more sex with hot women than you Again, dunno what this was about so I can't comment. I'm assuming the leaks? >>Ended Sting's career >Stink? KWAB Sting put more butts in seats than Seth ever will. But yes, Sting shouldn't have been wrestling then >>WWE unironically, legitimately, had to buy a giant curtain to cover up the empty seats when this guy main evented >More attendance than WHO JAPAN, and that's in Japan. In the USA they're a fucking joke. Have you seen the G1 ticket sales? LMFAO they're going to need an arena of curtains Rent free first off. But you're right without Kenny Omega they're gonna struggle
Jaxson Diaz
Based Orton low key 'liked' Ospreay's "I'm alive" tweet to Seth because Seth was seething
Jaxson Green
>Would have said Ambrose before but at least he's happy in life and still getting paid well for less dates Are you implying Seth isn’t happy in life and not getting paid well? Dean’s wife is getting fucked by BBC now that he’s gone, while Seth gets to fuck his girl on the job plus be the top guy... Deanetty is the clear Jannetty, dude won’t even win AEW’s top belt
Jacob Allen
Didn't Dean wreslte fat ass Big Cass in a high school gym a week ago? He's the Janetty, clearly
Nathan Hall
>injured Cena >injured Balor >injured Himself >Kicked out Cesaros teeth >Jannetty of Jason Jordan >Jannetty of Jimmy Jacobs >E-drone >Faggot cape shit ring attire >Stole the pedigree
Grayson Adams
He is not very good. His superplex roll through thing is a great metaphor for everything he does wrong. It is entirely style, bereft of substance and it makes zero fucking sense. Every match he has is ow fuck, my knee, fuck, my knee, fuck, my knee, no sell no sell no sell curb stomp seth wins
He's not a wrestler, he's a highlight reel
Carter Ross
>>Started his career as a gay porn star Like literally everyone of his peers
“Literally” “Everyone”
Neck yourself.
Jace Martin
I'm not implying Seth isn't happy. He's a mark for wrestling and he's got the belt which is great for him. If anything it's probably the best time of his career.
In reality though, we don't know how much Dean is getting paid from AEW (I'm assuming a lot, if they're reportedly paying Omega and Jericho alone NFL player/Brock money. But again, we don't know) He said on Jericho's podcast how he feels free, excited and like he's 18 again. He gets to live the lifestyle he wants to live and not have to grind away somewhere where it's superficial, over-produced and not what he enjoys.
leaves out the part about stealing moves from omega
Charles Lopez
>atheist edgelord
Ryan Reyes
>sounds like a tranny
Hunter Carter
>btfo the indies and outlaw feds GUISE ATTAC HIM PLZZZ
Robert Watson
>Was in a feud with mega-heel Haitch and manage to get Haitch cheered >Sees both of his sheild partners have more notable careers than him >Litterally only given the strap because the top guy had Cancer and almost died >Cheated on his Fiance with NXT whore >Spins title around like a spastic >Doesn't respect his indie roots and constantly feels the need to attack indie wrestling
Leo Walker
>Named himself after JK Rowling (if you don't believe me his FCW finisher was named after Harry Potter too)
Joshua Lewis
worked ;)
Logan Perry
>Be Flair >On all fours on a table with his ass open and in the air >Gets straight up ping pong balls shoved up his ass by his best friend Dusty Rhodes >Catches a rookie Roddy Piper off guard when he accidentally comes in on it, causing his buddy to have to make a cover story for it years later anyway even if it sounds just as gay as what actually happened.
This is how a WRESTLER gays.
>Be Fliposhit >Flippy manlet gets naked and puts his legs behind his head >Sticks a small little manlet finger in his ass and proceeds to uninspiringly finger his own asshole. >Record it like a homo
This is how a flippy manlet gays. Not only are fliposhit and the other manlets terrible in the ring, they can't even gay it up like a wrestler. flippy manlets truly are worse than WRESTLERS in every way, even in the gay...
I don't necessarily know what I would do if I had him kidnapped and bound.
I'd maybe start basic. Ridicule him. He has to know that despite the world giving him the "awww poor guy living in the E fair play for having a jovial attitude" treatment, the rest of the world either dislikes what he is or outright pitied him. He has to know that everywhere he's gotten in life it's actually BECAUSE of his friends. This 3 star general didn't overcome adversity because he's in the E, he was sought after because it's a gimmick for certain roles. I want him to know that to most people he's just a mediocre wrestler, and to the E drones he's a gimmick. He's not standing up for shit, he's taken his mediocrity and cashed in on it. And I think that's where I'd draw the line. I'd keep him fed, watered, and the like, but every day I would repeat these facts to him, over and over. He has to know. Should he choose to take his life when these facts sink in, that's his business. But I want his soul absolutely crushed, I want him to know his world is an absolute lie.
And that's it. I wouldn't harm him physically. Why? Because he's the unforgettable victim of the E. The worst thing about the situation is that he will produce offspring, really, continuing the cycle of pity. Disgusting.
Parker Edwards
AJ got a good match out of Corbin Balor got a good match out or Corbin Fucking 50yo Kurt Angle got a good match out of Corbin.
Rollins is 0 and 3 so far. The rubber match best be good.
Josiah Bell
ask me how I know you are from squared circle
Brandon Miller
What's squared circle
Levi Russell
How did Seth become such a mark for himself? Just his fake accolades? He's had like 3 4 star matches his entire career
Xavier Hughes
>He hasn't been on Yea Forums lately Good Lord user you're missing out on some fun midge threads.
Henry Stewart
I got a few > works Yea Forums > works r/SC > works IWC twitter > works your favorite minor league wrestler into a shoot > works Bexcels into suicide > is based af
John Evans
>Edge or anyone else they push and that's really the truth. Wow, he's nowhere near Edge. And as far as Cena, even though he falls short even there. Cena at least has some mild charisma, mic skills and reliable work in the ring. Seth has nothing. He doesn't possess any qualities to excel him beyond midcard level, aside from sucking some mean dick, I would imagine.
Lincoln Brown
I can argue there's at least 10 guys better than him just in WWE. >Bryan >AJ >Joe >KO >Sami >Cassius >Cesaro >Motivated Lesnar >Ricochet >Balor >Most of the 205 roster
All these dudes have had way better matches than he ever did.
Chase Sanders
You are retarded if you think Cena has mild charisma. The motherfucker is a charisma monster that is only below the charisma anomalies. I am not even defending Seff or WWE. You are just blind.
Nolan Ross
Ever notice how EVERYONE forgets Randy Orton even exists anymore?
Christian Butler
they won't next year
Noah Gray
if we go by money and miles, there's no doubt Jasethy is the eternal Janetty.
Moxley right now is adding both miles and money in big numbers while being the happiest he has ever been and still taking money from Vincetty through Rene. As for Roman, he might not be adding more mils right now but he has already done everything from main eventing Mania to retiring legends to getting the whole arena to react to go away and have his big comeback pop to hold every single title in the company to sharing ring with Rock, Haitch, Lesnar, to being in legit movies; all while earning the biggest non-parttimer payday of the company.
But Jasethy? He's stuck everyday with tarps, not earning enough money, not allowed to work main event of Mania, not wrestling legends, sometimes stuck in the midcard. I would hate my life if I was him.
Oliver Kelly
>The motherfucker is a charisma monster that is only below the charisma anomalies. I am not even defending Seff or WWE. You are just blind. Show me one video of Cena showcasing his amazing charisma.
Colton Nelson
>unironically uses the phrase "Nah dawg"
Hudson Gonzalez
>works Yea Forums not a hard thing to do. Cody works them everyday without even tweeting anything
Charles Cook
>Opposite is true. Assplay got phased as fuck by Da Man his reply was god-like, you americucks don't know how to banter for shit
Camden Sanchez
>Lowest drawing top guy in WWE history
that would be Kofi
Jayden Bell
>Named himself after Henry Rollins (If you don't believe me one of his old shirts was the Black Flag logo)
James Cox
still better than literally who gooks that /wooo/tits fap to
Lincoln Sullivan
>The Tarpslayer >Bore Us Now >Snoring Now >Seethe Rollins >Seth Antidrawllins
Julian White
>muh booking He sucks with good booking too, in fact Borin corbin is more entertaining.
Wyatt Brooks
cobrin is unironically the only reason i watch raw. you fags can't handle a real heel
Jayden Sanders
>Jannetty of the Shield Was Dean Ambrose.
Jace Collins
Does anyone else get the feeling that Seth is that awkwardly placed third "best" friend of The Shield? Like, in every fiendship group, everyone has one that's specifically their actual best friend.
From all accounts, Roman and Dean were best friends, and you'd never really hear of Seth hanging out with either of them when they weren't The Shield.
Austin Howard
hi colby
Henry Russell
nu jamal formers fans/current all estrogen fans and future roh fans (again) btfo
Carson Lee
THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, THE SEXECUTOR OF NAZIS, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE MASTER OF THE STOMP, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE UP UP DOWN DOWN MADDEN CHAMPION, THE FIRST MAN WHO KEKED MADDOXX, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE FIRST MAN TO PIN ROMAN REIGNS CLEAN, THE GUY THAT FINN BÁLOR IS A CHEAP SECOND RATE KNOCK OFF, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES AND HO OH'S SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, THE MAN WHO KENNY OMEGA COPIES HIS RING GEAR, THE COVER BOY OF WWE2K18, THE GOAT, THE KINGSLAYER, THE ONLY MAN WHO HAS FUCKED THE ENTIRE WOMENS LOCKER ROOM (NXT INCLUDED) MR MONDAY NIGHTS, THE GUY WHO BURNS IT DOWN, THE BEAST SLAYER, THE OBLITERATOR OF OSPREAY, THE CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE, THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE MAN'S MAN SETH FREAKING ROLLINS
I'm not a big Corbin fan, but he and Evans worked the crowd into a fucking seethe last night. To the point that the crowd popped when Becky came down the ramp even though everyone and their mother could see the ending coming as soon as Lacey was announced as the special ref. Seth gets "this is boring chants" on the regular.
Gabriel Perry
There exist two types of professional wrestlers. Guys who draw dimes, and guys who work the draw. WWE is a Babyface territory so the responsibility falls mostly on Seff. Corbin does nothing wrong. He's being held back just like everyone else.
Brody Clark
Lmao the knee sell is the dumbest fucking thing ever, considering 2 minutes later he ends up running the ropes and diving to the outside
Carter Allen
You are honestly a fucking idiot
Dylan Hernandez
Giraffe-necked, tiddly-dicked Armenian faggot who comes out to generic stock WCW music
