Roman is the only guy on the entire roster that can wrestle, Jesus Christ

he did more in japan

Why can't he just die

DIE ROMAN DIE

what? dude bores me to tears. he's not even the most charismatic.

Yet I'd bet you think stealing a shitty gesture from an MMA nobody sticking your finger in the air like an autist (and I never, ever say autist on this site) is charisma.

why tf would roman wrestle jesus christ?

1. Punch
2. Kick
3. Clothesline
4. Samoan Drop
5. Spear

Guy is fucking useless.

he got carried by Drew again because he gassed after 5 minutes

MUH WORKRATE

If Roman started doing a brain buster he'd be GOAT

Daniel Bryan is the only guy on the entire roster that can wrestle, Jesus Christ

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Gee, I dunno, maybe because his fans are the Roman Empire? Think for a second.

He can't lace Roman's boots on his best day.

Squisher? Snake eyes?

No only is he a vastly superior pro-wrestler to Roman, but he would unironically murder Roman in a shoot fight.

Yeah, keep using thatvword 'would'. Because that's all Cryan has ever been, is a would-be.

He's not the only one. But he is vastly underrated.

>But he is vastly underrated.

Nah, not true. The authentic narrative has been side by side with the phony one all this time and you'll see the authentic narrative that he's not a midge worse (pun intended) than the Bryans and Zigglers of the world all across forums, YouTube comments, chats, social media, etc. it's just that the whole deal with the midget fans is their kayfabe alternate vision where they represent the vast majority of people when they're outnumbered by people who already quit watching wrestling because of the same scripted bullshit that defines the midgets' modus operandi by 10:1. Which is why on many of those platforms such as /wooo/ the authentic narrative is harshly silenced.

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Why don't you just I say "I prefer Reigns over Bryan" instead of writing a whole essay about how Reigns is "objectively better" even though wrestling is subjective

Why donyou tell that to the Bryan fans? Oh wait, because that actually is what my post is saying. Everything you're accusing, please switch the names back.

>a guy can only be a great pro wrestler if he knows how to do a double flip and lands on his feet!

But you're doing the same, dummy, aren't you being hypocrite? And a butthurt sizecuck hypocrite no less

>sizecuck

Ah, you should've said this in the first post so I wouldn't have wasted my time replying.

I see through your mind games. You're just as deep in the psychotic manipulation as all the others. LLet's start off with the fact you made up a quote and can't point out how I actually was acting like that before you start running the alternate reality engine just like I said in the first post.

Jesus christ dude, get a girlfriend

It's not even that Roman seems bored when he's in the ring. I always got the impression he never really cared about Wrestling, he just does it because he can't do football.

>I always got the impression he never really cared about Wrestling, he just does it because he can't do football.
he flat out said this in one of his earlier interviews with some random sports site back when his singles push first started
he was actually quite frank about his lack of passion for wrestling in a couple of early interviews, but then someone in the wwe got word of it and quickly had him reprogrammed

Roman literally stole the Superman punch from MMA though

it's called not being a mark

Well at least you're not thinking of getting one yourself and recognize that you can't.

Guess Hogan, Austin and The Rock were marks then. They always seemed to put emotion in their matches.

Lmao.

>smarks unironically believe this
KWAB

You don't need to do a lot of moves or fancy moves, the moves you use just need to make sense. There are plenty of four star+ matches where basically the only moves used are a backdrop, a lariat, and a powerbomb.

Unfortunately for Reigns his moves don't make sense either. If the spear is done running and is more powerful than a "superman" punch, then why if he is running at his opponent, would he ever try to punch them, when he could just spear them?

lol?

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>he thinks MMA is a person
>he thinks moving vaguely like someone else is "stealing"

He is boring. I hate rollins and beko more. But still hate this boring fuck.

>brain buster

lel, roman having the strengt to lift someone?

Bump

Big boot
Leg drop
Seizure until he got punched
3, brother

You really don't mean that, right?

You do realize that in that roster there's Shinsuke Nakamura? Bryan Danielson? AJ Styles? Ricochet? Seth Rollins?

I can't even right now with your stupidity

Roman has never beaten someone in a shoot fight