Why is he so fucking over?

Because he's legitimately the greatest wrestler of all time.

This.

The only downside is every manlet thinks they can be the next Daniel Bryan, not understanding Daniel is made of pure kino.

He has the it factor that only the truly greats have.

bumpy wumpy
sizecucks grumpy

It's like he's genetically engineered to make fedora watching my little pony loving youtube atheist video watching contrarians seethe. He incites a burning rage in any man that wants to be seen as a man and tries to play the part but can't hack it.

werked

They aren't taking the right lessons from him though so it doesn't even bother me. They think they can get over on workrate alone and Daniel Bryan is proof that all the workrate and movez in the world don't actually get you over; it's the character you're portraying that does. But the fact he's one of the best ever in the ring definitely adds to why he's the GOAT. Still without his character work it wouldn't matter and he'd just be another Seth Rollins. (Although even Seth was pretty based when he was working heel)

Meant to say fedora wearing. Despite the typo the trips say it all.

He's alright. Not exceptional by broader standards but good for this era (of WWE, he gets mogged into the ground in NJPW).
His fans are very thin-skinned marks, though, as evidenced by this thread.

It's amazing to watch too as all the evidence that he's actually a manly man stacks up the pathetic wannabes just seethe more and more. I hope it never ends.

>he gets mogged into the ground in NJPW
Remarkably retarded opinion you've got there. Daniel Bryan would dominate NJPW if he went there. Would be more over than Okada within a calendar year. Would probably retire Tana and be cheered for it.

He's a leftist vegan democrat dork

>he gets mogged into the ground by NJPW
Nigga Bryan legit outwrestled Tanahashi in 2004 and made him look like a simp, also you clearly never watched his 2006 run with the ROH World title

Anyone who pretends he isnt far and away the best ever by now is nothing but an insecure little bitch

>literally knocks out a guy who tried to rob his house
>rumors also say he knocked out Bill DeMott once
Yeah dude he's totally a weak pussy

But he would still kick your ass. Let that sink in for a minute.

MAYBE ROH Bryan. Maybe. I'd see him being a good top gaijin heel.
Current Bryan, though? Nah he'd have to get carried.
Also, good job proving the second part of my post, thin-skinned mark.

Tana in 2004 WAS a simp, lmao.
And yes, I did.

See
>His fans are very thin-skinned marks, though, as evidenced by this thread.
I love Bryan, but you marks are FUMING.

And he's still more of a man than you will ever be

>still being a cucksurvative

HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO

Dudes been given every character possible and has nailed them all. They've given shit roles he's elevated. Honestly he turned No and yes into a fucking marketing campaign that literally went around the world. The whole underdog against the authority angle they have Roman trying to do is a cheap knock off of Bryan. He's been put in slapped together comedy tag teams like Team Hell No and gone over. He's even rescued poor Rowan for fucks sake. And never buries anyone.

Has Bryan ever fucked Nikki Bella?

>WWE is so fucking bad e-drones believe Bryan is a GOAT
Lmao

Dont bother boys this brainlet prefers the Miz

he was never over. the sperg chant was over

Hey, smell my finger.

He's so over that even when they tried to bury him the fans literally fought back and refused. I can't think of any other time this has happened

>Anyone who pretends he isnt far and away the best ever by now is nothing but an insecure little bitch

We didn't sacrifice millions of lives in WWII for this mentality to cropnup again for Steve Cropper.

Why do you think all these people kissing his ass are on here right now? They're slaves who love it when WWE shits in their mouths and are dutifully spending the evening on SG.

He's so fucking over that he gave BIG CASS some good matches and a memorable feud on his way out. That's beyond a carry job he's can literally lift the damn company on his back.

Literally rewrote a Wrestlemania headlining match

She's sucked his dick while Brie gave him a rimjob and licked/sucked his balls. They talked about it on their podcast but it wasn't like a longterm thing just a birthday present for Daniel.

But no, they've never actually fucked just oral.

Bryan shits on the Miz, though. Why would you assume I'm some tripcuck because you're a seething, thin-skinned mark?

Because I'm not a mouth breathing, troglodyte ham and egger simp like yourself. Keep jerking it to Miz and screaming 'AWESOME" when you give him a cum tribute.

Proof that Bryan is a fucking CHAD despite what sizecuck revisionists try to tell against him

>They give him Miz as a pro
>Turns it into a longstanding career rivalry that makes both men better
>They fire him
>Fans force WWE to rehire him
>Put him in a throwaway storyline with the Bellas
>He meets the love of his life/future wife /mother of his child(ren)
>Job him out at WM
>Creates a movement in an instant and become the most over guy in the company
>Don't use him on Raw the next night
>Fans start frothing at the mouth to see hin
>Put him in a throwaway tag team with Kane
>Become the most over tag team in years and bring relevance to the division
>Gets over therapy and a psychiatrist with his own overness
>Teams with Undertaker and is by far the most over man in the ring
>Earns Cenas respect inside and outside the ring to the point that Super Fucking Cena jobs clean to Bryan
>Hijacks the WWEWHC Unification with his existence and "ruins" Orton and Cenas moment
>They sideline him with a Wyatt family storyline to keep him out of the title scene
>Leads to one of the biggest pops since the Attitude Era to the point that the arena is shaking
>Kept out of the Rumble
>Fans force him into the WM main event
>Leads to one of the greatest moments in Wrestlemania and Wrestling history
>Forced to retire
>Becomes one of the greatest on screen personas with Talking Smack and just shits on WWE every week
>Tells WWE doctors to go fuck themselves and gets cleared by every doctor in the world
>No sells a career ending injury
>Returns and reinvents himself against Brock Lesnar
>Brings the B+ Player story full circle in his feud with Kofi
>Rescues Rowan
>Gets extreme environmentalism over
Everything they did only made him stronger. Bryan exists only to tell Vince and creative to go fuck themselves. Bryan is the embodiment of reaching for the brass ring and surpassing it.

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>sperging out this hard because I don't like a guy as much as you like him to the point of abject reality denial
>proving my point that his fans are thin-skinned marks
Thanks. Hope you like Curtain Grounds, droney.

Based af

lmao the state of this simp
this is what happens when someone a bit above average with an actual character is given to an audience completely deprived of them

Every fucking thing you idiots say in defense of this numales, I could say the opposite with just as much authority

"HE'S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME BECAUSE I SAY SO!"

Pathetic. I say he's the worst of all time. What are you gonna do, throw a briefcase at my head? Fucking subhumans.

My opinions simply matter more than yours.

I can't hear you over the seething. Can you turn it down?

user, I'm not going to do anything. Reality tells you you're wrong every day. You can scream and cry all day every day, but THE GOAT rest in your head rent free and all you can do is seethe on Yea Forums.

>>They give him Miz as a pro
>>Turns it into a longstanding career rivalry that makes both men better
This alone should make him a legend. Miz probably massages Bryans balls as a thank you for having a career and not getting murdered by Chris Beniot.

I weep for humanity that you're a part of it.

>No sells a career ending injury

I keked. The fucking guy is what every wrestler should be. Doesnt politic. Takes whatever is given to him and turns it up to 1000. Amazing in the ring. Amazing on the mic. Never buries his opponents.

DBRY making appearances in this guys head if anyone wants to get an autograph or photo

Brock vs Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania is the biggest storyline they can do

They're a touchy bunch.

I accidentally broke this mark's brain.

same fagging

But they'll do Roman vs. Brock III instead. I mean I like Roman but I can tell that's what they'll do and it'll be unbased.

Good character work, and in ring ability.

>GOAT
>No 5, 6 or 7 star matches.

C'mon people.

Meltzer is literally a useless hack.

Unfortunately for you, no.
user, I never even said I disliked DBry. He's a good hand, but claiming anyone in this dead era is the GOAT is just silly.
He'd be a great little midcarder in an era that drew, though, don't worry.
People throwing tantrums because others don't like wrestlers as much as they like them is marky. Look at this dude , he may be on the verge of killing himself with that kind of outburst.

>allowing a jew to decide what you think
fuck off goyim

Bryan turned his back on the fans and pushed Brock to the limit. Once he turns face and becomes the underdog he'll put down Brock with a Yes charged knee.

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>I need someone else to tell me if a match is good because i have no independent critical thinking skills
end your life

>He'd be a great little midcarder in an era that drew, though, don't worry.
And they tried to make him that and he was better than it and proved it. Bryan would get over in any era because hes been in an era with some of the worst writing and creative in history, got given the worst examples of said creatives abilities, and still got over. Honestly any man who can actually get people interested in a feud with Mizing The Dimes, is a force to be reckoned with. But you stay being an edgelord user and stick to Bryan being overrated. I'm not a faggot myself but I will fight for the right to be entertained by the faggotry of others

Nah I doubt he'll ever be a babyface again because he'd get too over again and that will downgrade Reigns and Rollins' push (again). Not that I mind tho, since his last run with the wwe title was pure kino.

>And they tried to make him that and he was better than it and proved it
Better than that in THIS era, yes.
>Bryan would get over in any era
He certainly wouldn't be anything more than a midcarder in WWE's actual successful periods, yes.
Didn't read the rest of your post because it seems like butthurt rambling, just addressed the two obvious points.

No one wants to watch dwarves in a non-comedic capacity.

Absolutely based.

All he needs is a 5 star match under his belt and then he would have accomplished pretty much everything in wrestling.

based and smarkbusterspilled

You are the same Mizcuck from the other thread aren't ya?

>Bryan vs Heyman on the mic

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He hasn't been over in 4 years.

Look man, I'm not a homophobe so I'm not gonna insult your gay fantasies with muscular men so I will leave just a
>t. seething sizecucketty

>They talked about it on their podcast
You know, I don't know if that's the truth or not, but I'm sure as hell not going to listen to fact check so I'll just assume this is true

We can't time travel and the guy headlined a Wrestlemania through force of fans alone. Sounds like a skill that works no matter the era. A lot of current guys couldnt work in other eras because they couldnt wrestle a lick. Or they'd copy someones move set and get BTFO. Or do something stupid like eat inside the locker room and get thrown the fuck out.

No, I already stated I think Bryan shits on the Miz. Keep up, brainlet, I already blew you the fuck out for this.

If you're a fan of Dbry check out this guys head as he's making daily appearances there.

Yea he is
>bb..but mmmuh miz..
>w-what's a sam..samefag?

Damn dude, calm your tits. Stop seething and embrace Based GOAT Big Beard Big Dick Big Dimes The American Dragon Daniel "The True Best Bout Machine" Bryan.

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>We can't time travel and the guy headlined a Wrestlemania through force of fans alone. Sounds like a skill that works no matter the era

Part of why this happened was sheer ineptitude on WWE's part and their inability to cultivate exciting angles.
That inability is basically indicative of their modern era. So, no, considering it was largely due to that, and in their other successful eras WWE were able to create angles at the top of the card that people wanted to see, I don't really think we can make that assumption.

No, I'm not, brainlet.
>gets utterly destroyed
>M....MIZKEK...MIZCUUUUCK
Your tears sustain me.

BAAAAASED

Your defensive touchiness and quickness to get angered over contrary views is just repeatedly reaffirming my initial statement that Bryan's fans are thin-skinned.

Nah yer the Mizkek from da other thread, I saw ya famalam

Well the WWE tried to force feed guys like Miz, and Roman and nothing stopped that from happening. I mean Miz is basically this generations Honkey Tonk Man, a dude with a ridiculous vaguely gay gimmick who gets a LOT of IC titles because he is always losing it to a better performer that needs to go over. And Roman is legit walking cancer so that means Bryan has been the only one to break through the "sheer ineptitude on WWE's part and their inability to cultivate exciting angles." is how you put it, and come away creating an original and organic one of a kind storyline that made it rain dimes. But that's what GOAT Big Beard Big Dick Big Dimes The American Dragon Daniel "The True Best Bout Machine" Bryan does.

Didnt you BTFO of the last thread Mizlet?

Sorry, I don't even like the Miz as much as I like Bryan. Your seething is misplaced.

>Well the WWE tried to force feed guys like Miz, and Roman and nothing stopped that from happening.
No rise of a babyface in concurrence with their forced pushes, really.
The Bryan stuff was right alongside Batista's failure of a return. Don't get it wrong, I'm not trying to discredit what Bryan did. It wasn't a 99/1, though. It was a 50/50 of Bryan's own organic overness and WWE's hamfisted booking.
The latter wasn't as prevalent in other eras with actual consistent, viable draws at the top-end of the card, though, so Bryan wouldn't even have the crack to slip through, let alone the hilarity that is asserting him as a guy that could main event alongside guys like Austin.

>The Bryan stuff was right alongside Batista's failure of a return
Bautista failed because people wanted DBry in his spot you brainlet mong

DBry vs Austin would have been pure kino and dimes. Imagine the promos

That's what I'm saying, simpleton. It was a matter of duality. Batista's return failed because there was already a babyface WWE should've been hallmarking, and it was Batista's return that escalated their support of him as it gave the entire angle an organic us vs them sentiment as the crows vied to hijack company plans.

I mean, from a fan's perspective, it has it's novelty. But from any other perspective, it's silly to place Bryan in that spot because he simply wouldn't cut it with that crop.

Dude I dont think the words you use mean what you think they mean. Bautista failed because people wanted DBry. End of story.

>I mean, from a fan's perspective, it has it's novelty. But from any other perspective,
What other fucking perspective is there to have other than being a fan? holy ding-dong diddly autism

Yes, and DBry's success was, in turn fueled by WWE unveiling how forceful and unresponsive their hand was, how ignorant they were to fan's wishes.
Bryan started it himself but WWE exacerbated the issue for themselves by being incompetent boobs.

Business. It'd be a nice little feud but he simply wouldn't be able to substantiate himself as a draw among that talent.

>seething so bad you suggest Austin vs Bryan wouldnt be dimes
OH NO NO NO NO

>Business isn't driven by fans
The absolute state of this brainlet.

It's actually true user. Those two sound based as fuck for giving our boy D-Bry some combination blowjob/rimjob action tbqh

yet if he decided to go to aew or njpw tomorrow you'd be sucking his dick dry

>Be Flair
>On all fours on a table with his ass open and in the air
>Gets straight up ping pong balls shoved up his ass by his best friend Dusty Rhodes
>Catches a rookie Roddy Piper off guard when he accidentally comes in on it, causing his buddy to have to make a cover story for it years later anyway even if it sounds just as gay as what actually happened.

This is how a WRESTLER gays.

>Be Fliposhit
>Flippy manlet gets naked and puts his legs behind his head
>Sticks a small little manlet finger in his ass and proceeds to uninspiringly finger his own asshole.
>Record it like a homo

This is how a flippy manlet gays. Not only are fliposhit and the other manlets terrible in the ring, they can't even gay it up like a wrestler. flippy manlets truly are worse than WRESTLERS in every way, even in the gay.

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Good promo
Distinctive look (a lot of people do the beard and long hair in the E but he has a great psycho look)
Good in the ring
Easy to understand gimmick

Because the crowd are a bunch of vegans and homosexuals.

>repeats that Dbry got himself over despite WWE
>contends that it was WWE not putting DBry over that got him over
Holy shit you're super duper retarded

they were Washington

This is why I like Bryan. He's over with the fans but isn't a self mark, he's made people look like a million fucking dollars because he's a team player. He's already getting "Fuck you" money, might as well put on a performance.

If you don’t agree that he’s the best wrestler since the Destroyer then you don’t know what you’re talking about. His best matches in WWE are one quarter of his capibility, and they outshine basically everyone else contracted to WWE.

On top of grabbing markets where wrestling is not already big and or past its prime. He has genuine wit and can say something funny on the fly.

If something doesn't go according to plan he changes what he does. By comparison you can see a terrified look in Roman Reign's face when the show doesn't go according to the script he spent all week practicing.

Basically Bryan is good on the fly, something WWE has intentionally weeded out otherwise so it stand out.

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DBry made Heavy Machinery look fantastic tonight. Of course Otis and Tucker did their part too, but it was Bryan who carried that match and wasn't afraid to look weak until the ending.

If Vince had like 5 Daniel Bryans he could fix this company overnight.

based and GOATpilled

I would argue there's a few in NXT: Johnny Gargano, Adam Cole and Kyle O'Reilly

Jay White is really good at this too, wrestlers with this ability are the ones who will go far because it makes them stand out and gives them charisma out the wazoo.

None of these can work a mic. O’Reilly is a straight autist

Gargano is Dbry without the mic skills and charisma and thigh slaps
Adam Cole is a mini me version of the guy who trained DBry without the ability to tell an in ring story as well
Kyle O'Reilly is an autist

He is one of the most techinical wrestlers of all time. So yes, he is.

Imagine being such a contrarian simp that you can't even recognise how good DBry is

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Gargano and Cole are shitters with no charisma or mic skills
O'Reilly is good but there's no way he would get over without the based retard gimmick