From main eventing WM to curtain jerking a B ppv

Opening match is the second most important spot after the main event. This has been said by many wrestlers.

Thank you WWE. I still can't believe I'm actually gonna watch this fucking show. I really need to get a clue

keep fucking seething weeb faggot

Maybe if those two were over even a little bit, they'd get on TV

Bexcels coping hard

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Bexcel COPE

>kairi goes back to add stuff to her signed copies
>kairi has no assistant like Asuka

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>i-i-its the s-second most important s-s-spot!
its so hilarious watching waifufags stumble every week trying to justify their favorite anti-draws

goddamnit you faggots are working me into a seeth. like you know the opener is still an important match yet you still call ME, fucking ME a bexcel. i HATE you all

You people are aware that they've only done this so that they can make an "announcement" on social media, essentially reminding people that this PPV is on tonight, right?

Nah it'll be the Corbin cage match.

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It's only natural considering Becky and Lacey are a lot more over than these two.

It's less seething and more tired exasperation at this stage. Hopefully they'll be out of E-jail soon.

The fact that Becky and Lacey are over, but the Joshi Experience aren't says all you need to know about the drone audience.

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I hate both of these bitches, but as a wrestler, I'd rather be the opener/second match than be in the main. The crowd is always hot at the start of a show, they aren't fatigued from other wrestlers, it's a fresh canvas because no one has had time to come in and shit up the crowd. Their "notoriety" takes a hit for being that high on the card, but for me it doesn't matter because indie card spots don't mean shit.

>but two of the best in the world

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For crowd reactions yes, for looking prestigious no

Lacey is winning.

#spoiler
Lacey is the special guest referee for Rollins vs Corbin, WWE are setting up Rollins and Bex vs Corbin and Lacey for the next ppv

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>but the Joshi Experience aren't

but they are

>goddamnit you faggots are working me into a seeth. like you know the opener is still an important match yet you still call ME, fucking ME a bexcel. i HATE you all

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Criiiiinnnge. If they want to use stomping grounds as a "board wipe" like dirt sheets are reporting, and get people back into the product, why would they end it with anything but Bray staring down Roman?

I honestly wouldn't know, mate, as I gave up watching WWE around Wrestlemania. Are things on the up for them now?

Last year WWE went extra hard giving women pushes. Introduction of the womens tag titles, introduction of womens only ppv, and 1st ever womens wrestlmania mainevent. They did it because of the Saudi backlash.

Now that most of the backlash has blown over. They are back to treating womens wrestling the same as usual.

>If they want to use stomping grounds as a "board wipe" like dirt sheets are reporting
name the dirt sheet

>get people back into the product, why would they end it with anything but Bray staring down Roman
the previous Bray vs Roman feud sucked and the people that Bray worked with usually fade into black... *hint*

>Are things on the up for them now?

the first time they were on tv in a month was last week for a 2 minute segment where Vince got all the Japanese shit out of the way by showing a Mr.Fuji commercial and the Kabuki Warriors getting a match against the iIconics at the japan show

they got a big pop when they finally actually showed them after a month, they're certainly more over than lacey, and becky's pops aint what they use to be

>the womeme revolution was actually a meme pushed by Steph to get herself over
OH NONONONONONONONONONO

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Beko will be involved in the main event then. They're actually gonna push this cringe relationship on TV.

becky gets pops when she comes out but dead silence when she talks and wrestles so I can only assume people like singing along to her music

No. They went away for a month then came back for 30 seconds to receive a non-title match in Tokyo, which mean they're losing the title match and disappearing again.

Cheers for the update, boys. I retract my earlier catty comment, and apologise for any offence caused to the e-drone community.

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It was piped in crowd noise, mark.

it's almost as if letting them headline mania was a publicity stunt or something

It says they value mic skills and character over screechy gooks who offer nothing but ''workrate''

Oh, shit. I retract my retraction. The catty remark stands

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Only in mania

>reciting shit scripted promos
>mic skills
>skills

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>They piped in crowd noise for Kabuki Warriors but not for AoP during the same segment
>Kabuki Warriors are going to lose and go away again

which one is it

no speak engrish

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This is like arguing skilled actors have no skill because they read scripts and follow directions.

Both

>implying WWE gives enough of a shit to do that for them
good one

>Curtain jerking a B ppv
Not Becky's fault
>Low TV Ratings
Not Becky's fault
>Poor Live Attendances
Not Becky's fault
>Low Merch Sales
Not Becky's fault
>Stock price dropping
Not Becky's fault

Reminder she has been pushed as the top star and face of the company for over a year now.

She is on both TV shows in multiple segments and wrestled 2x on a PPV and held 2 belts at the same time. She want all of the glory of being the top guy but none of the responsability when all the numbers/metrics are down.

And yet the Womens division is worse off than it was 18 months ago and WWE is trending downwards while other wrestling companies are looking up.

When will people realise she is Cancer (she is the female version of 95 Nash)

Skilled actors don't just recite the words monotonously, though. They bring something to it, taking the material and turning it into something mesmerising.

That's what Becky and Lacey are doing as well.

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>That's what Becky and Lacey are doing as well
>turning it into something mesmerising

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This just means Becky goes over Lacey. Corbin is going to pick Becky as the guest referee

>same as usual

Women shouldn't even be on the card unless it's a bra and panties match. Go fuck yourself, zoomercuck.

this

>WHITE Women shouldn't even be on the card unless it's a bra and panties match

Much better

He's probably overstating the case a little, but lying? She isn't the only one responsible, but she has to take her share of blame. She's in that spot.

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no it's not. wrestlers aren't actors. it's a seperate discipline

bafed

That's like saying De Niro and Tom Cruise aren't good actors or a draw because Meet The Fockers and Jack Reacher tanked at the box office

Becky was pulling double duty on both shows for 6 weeks leading up to WM and long before the WC rule

Curtain jerking is a relatively esteemed place to be on the card, though. You start the event by getting the audience hyped. Even if it's not the #1 or #2 match that everybody is looking forward to, it's probably #3 or #4. The filler is in the middle.

Where you don't want to be is the pre-show.

what's gonna be on the pre-show? I wanna know if I should watch it or just go cook some chicken thighs instead. neither is an interesting prospect but I'm conflicted.

If we're gonna be that arbitrary, let's set some ground rules:

>DeNiro = Hogan (boomer)
>Cruise = Cena (boomer)

Now that we have an establish baseline, let's evaluate your waifu:

>Becky = Amy Schumer (zoomer)

Can't really compare Jack Reacher to Snatched, can you now?

She's the new Stone Cold, incel.

Come on now. Putting aside the fact that film and wrestling aren't directly comparable, those guys gave good performances in unsuccessful films. Not incoherent mumbling, weird facial expressions and unnecessary forward rolls. A closer comparison would be that miscast bird in Captain Marvel

>She's the new Stone Cold

that does the rock bottom

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My point was, even an oscar winning actor can't get over shitty writings and directors. WWE did everything they can to cool off Becky because they are adamant to put Charles vs Ronda as the main event of WM. The only reason they put Becky in it because there is a 100% chance the crowd will shit on it like they did Roman vs Brock and WWE didn't want to ruin their historic first ever women WM main event.

Come on now, Becky was the hottest and biggest star in WWE after getting her face broken and WWE took her off TV via suspension and injury and when she was put on TV, they made her a cripple walking with a crutch and get beat down week after week by Charles and the culmination of her 6 month long story of chasing Ronda is being put in a 3 way where she won the feud via a roll up. If that's your idea on how to make someone a mega star and the face of your company then I got some border walls to sell you.

Do you reckon Creative told her to gurn and do forward rolls?

>If that's your idea on how to make someone a mega star and the face of your company then I got some border walls to sell you.

Cringe. Go back to plebbit with that writing style, or, better yet, get a twitter account.

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Criiiiiinge, you are seething so hard that you can't even formed a coherent sentence. Cope better.

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Fucking hell that looks like shit

GIVE ME A "OHNONONONONO"

ronda was the only reason the women main-evented wm. without ronda, it is back to business as usual.

>you can't even formed a coherent sentence

KWAB

at least theyre getting the shit matches out of the way first.

charlotte doesn't have a match at this ppv though...

yeah but Becky no dimes is still on my screen. shes awful

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kek

KWAB

BECKY TOO CRINGE

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Damn.

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>Hey, you know how we show that women can hang with the guys in a man's role?
>Have them leech off of the success of male figures.

50% retards demonstrating the reality that they set out to debunk, 50% malicious schemes to erase the fact that western culture has a positive legacy to begin with.

further proof that Lacey is green as fuck and Becky is Bret Hart level great carrying that piece of shit. Compare this match with Charles's match with Lacey.

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Lacey just made Becky’s armpits look like chopped liver

Becky can't even carry a child without killing it.

>Becko goes to kick Lacey despite Lacey being halfway away from her
>It's Lacey's fault

bexcels everyone

>Becky goes back for kick before Lacey is even set
>Becky even looked back before she did the kick to make sure Lacey was out of place

Becky did that botch on purpose because she knew all the smarks would blame Lacey. Unbelievable.

youtube.com/watch?v=IkacC4kUT4g

Becky carried Charles to relevancy, now instead of being known as Ric Flair's daughter, she is now known as Becky's bitch.

>Lacey out of position on a planned spot
>It's Becky's fault
COPE

>Beko can't even time a spot while watching
>IT'S LACY'S FAULT!!!!
Bexcels everyone.

>Becky is Bret Hart level great

Hehe, I like you

>imagine using this match to show what a "great" wrestler becky is
kek. women's wrestling fans are the most delusional.

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I bet plebbit thought the match was great

>I bet plebbit thought the match was great

spoliers : they do

Becky literally carried Lacey to the greatest match of Lacey's career

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I didn't watch, so I don't care.

yet she couldn't carry any of her pregnancies to fruition

only because she doesn't want to waste her time
and become a casualty of society...

Kairi Sane had a better match with her

Based big bortion bex workin the bible babies

you obviously confused her with a twice divorcee before she is 30 WOOOOOOOOOOO

Lacey is such a shitter.
She has literally no ring awareness.

Sorry, but it's the person taking the move job to be in position. That's wrestling 101.
And Lacey was way too far from the spot she was suppose to be. She really needs to be sent back to NXT. She's not ready for the main roster yet.

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