How can I make money without being a wagie do I can shitpost on here all day...

How can I make money without being a wagie do I can shitpost on here all day? I've worked for years but being an Yea Forums NEET is so much better

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Get registered disabled

You dont need money
All you need is your mind
The jews want you to think you need it though
You dont

What will he do if he can’t pay is bills or rent?

Find an office job and shitpost at work

>work security
>be on dead night shift
>use Yea Forums to pass time
>receive dimes for time spent shitposting

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Just do what i do and live for free with parents until they kick you out then go live under a bridge

Vote for Andrew Yang. You get $1000 neet bux a month.

freelancing

I'm not disabled though. Plus in the UK it's shit money.

You need money. Not a shit load, but you do need money.

Used to do that at my last three jobs. It don't beat sitting at home doing it though.

Everyone suggests security. Where you live bro? Dunno how long it takes to get into where I am.

Based. That's the plan once that happens.

Ain't American. We're getting Corbyn though so he's close enough but probably not for a while.

Doing what?

I copy all the '92 rape pasta, swap the names and sell them as erotic e-books for dimes

In the USA it's almost impossible unless you are legit mentally ill. Also a poorfag would have to go to a ton of doctors to get proven mentally ill then wait forever to be approved and they don't have the money for that

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I’m mentally ill. And in the U.K. And I do fine. Short of winning the lottery you can’t be a NEET and lead a material life. I can afford to eat and pay my bills. Luckily my love is the gym, and that’s cheap.

>working out for girls that won't fuck you because you will always be poor and mentally ill

just get a job as a shill and shitpost all day

Shitpost for 10+ years and then become an "online culture" writer for Vice or some shit.

>I've worked for years but being an Yea Forums NEET is so much better
name 3 examples

Working out because it’s in my dna as ex military. I have no issue finding women to bang, I’m ill not a charmless faggot. Poor? Nigger it happened in the military, I’m fine for money. And i’ll be fully recovered by 2021, meanwhile you’ll still be a obese virgin shitposting on Yea Forums jacking off to traps and gooks. Now hit the showers.

Cringe

Not everyone works out just to impress others mate. I was an idiot in my teens because that's why I went, just to get bigger to look better for girls. Now in my late twenties I work out because it makes me feel good and healthier.

Self bump

Based aspiring neet

I'm tired of being wage cuck myself. But until I'm disabled or retired, I'll have to be content with days off to shitpost.

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Lmao

I do freelance translations from home. I dont make that much money but I can shitpost anytime I want

get a tan and move to sweden and demand welfare

What languages? Sounds very homoerotic imo

What languages you know

I'm translating a Chinese novel from English to Spanish.

How do I start? Which website or what?

Check out webnovel.com If you know Chinese you can apply directly there. Or you can search for studios that do translations for them from English to other languages and apply in their websites.

I'm trying to get this to work. I told SS like a week ago that I have ADHD, chronic insomnia, borderline, and depression which is all verifiably true. Is that enough to get approved NEETchads?

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>he works out to get girls
absolute STATE of you m8

I'm schizotypal so I just live off neetbux. Literally only worked about 5 days in my life

same.